God is poisonous

Right now is the prime time for dungeons, a big group can't take the OT little princess, and a small group with a small account is a waste of time.Xueman Jiangshan hesitated again and again, and finally decided to take his apprentice to do the task.

There is no problem for Lei Yi to complete the main task process by himself, and there is only one achievement task left.It took half an hour to find things, fight monsters, collect and hand in the task. If it weren't for the frighteningly high experience rewards after completing the task, Lei Yi really wanted to give up.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Apprentice, open the water prison.

Lei Yi was full of confidence when the level 90 swordsman faced off against the level 60 elite boss.

[Team] Xuemanjiangshan: You protect yourself, and try to retreat towards me if there is a situation.

Lei Yi suddenly had an ominous premonition.

[Team] Xuemanjiangshan: The map below is a bit complicated, follow me closely.

Lei Yi smelled a strong sense of unreliability in his tone.

[Team] OT Little Princess: I said...it seems like we have been to this place four times...

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Don't worry, I'll check the map.

Xue Man Jiang Shan stood there motionless, and those patrolling monsters kept turning around, and for a moment, Lei Yi really seriously considered whether to lure the monsters over and let them die together.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Alright, follow me.

The snow-covered figure ran nimbly in the dark ice-blue light of the water prison, turned left, abducted, went uphill, downhill, turned on the switch, dodged rolling stones... and then returned to the original place.

Lei Yi suddenly had an epiphany.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Master, could it be that you are the legendary road idiot?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: There must be a solution, don't worry, I will check the map later.

Ten minutes later, Xueman Jiangshan opened the trading interface and handed over a Longteng's city return scroll.

[Team] Xuemanjiangshan: Let's go back to the city first, and let Violation bring you to the task tomorrow.

[Team] OT Little Princess: ...

Xueman Jiangshan stood in front of him, the status of teleportation popped up constantly on his head and then canceled, then teleported, and then canceled.

[Team] OT Little Princess: I'm fine, go ahead, I can complete the task by myself very quickly.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Oh, I just didn't decide whether to go shopping in Longteng first or go to the venue to buy medicine first.

Lei Yi frantically clicked the mouse on Xueman Jiangshan to vent.

If it weren't for this account not being able to beat Xueman Jiangshan, he would have killed a hundred people with a knife.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Apprentice, are you unhappy?

Sure enough, they are destined masters and apprentices, who can communicate with each other through a screen.

[Team] OT Little Princess: No way.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Why don't you accompany me to the battlefield.

[Team] OT Little Princess: ... You want me to accompany you to die, right?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: So why not go?

[Team] OT Little Princess: Go.

The battlefield is a good place, at least Xuemanjiangshan will not get lost if he enters and exits the battlefield three times.

Xueman Jiangshan: Apprentice, you must follow me this time.

OT Little Princess: Got it.

After going to YY again, Lei Yi heard Xuemanjiangshan's clear and gentle voice again.

Well, excluding personality factors, his voice is indeed worthy of the title of male god.

Xueman Jiangshan: It's just the two of us today, I'm really not used to it, it's like having an affair.

OT little princess: ...

Without Yu Shengyan and illegal animals, the atmosphere at the moment has indeed become a little weird.

OT Little Princess: You don't have to feel pressured, he will let him do what he wants, I'm just here to mess around, you just have to fight as if you were alone.

Xueman Jiangshan: Well, actually, I didn't intend to protect you, I was just being polite.

OT little princess: ...

After entering the battlefield, the snow-covered mountains and rivers disappeared in a blink of an eye. It must have been because of the shame and humiliation last time because of the disciple's failure. Now he has finally realized it. He is out of sight and out of mind. If he dies in a place where he can't see, he will be regarded as alive. Bar.

Lei Yi is regretting it to death now, with a knife on the head of the color word, even if the OT little princess is equipped with awesome controls, lewd movements and coquettish movements, she can't stand up to the countless full-level large-scale sweeps in the battlefield!

After dying two or three times, Lei Yi didn't see Xueman Jiangshan come back to save him, so it seemed that he really didn't intend to pay attention to him.Since you're bored, let's go out early.

As soon as he turned around, he saw a male Tianzun flying towards this side with a bamboo dragonfly on his head.

[Private chat] Tu Mi said to you: Boss, why did you come in again to die?

[Private chat] You said to Tumi: ... I'm too lazy to tell you.

The female Tianzun's getaway is very beautiful, every time she flies gracefully and slowly in the mid-air, she is as beautiful as a flying fairy from the sky.In contrast, Nan Tianzun is a tragedy. The movement of flying up is always like being held by the neck, pointing to the sky with one hand and behind the back, just like wearing a bamboo dragonfly. Anyone who sees it wants to call him down.

So Lei Yi decisively beat him down with light kung fu triple jump and Duan Yue Zhan.

[Private Chat] Tumi said to you: Woohoo, don't bother to say it, why did you hit me?

[Private chat] You said to Tumi: Because I am very upset right now.

[Private chat] Tumi said to you: Oh, you got caught in the snow again?

[Private chat] You said to Tumi: ...why did you say again? -_-#

[Private chat] Tu Mi said to you: If you like him so much, just go straight to him as before, what else are you going to learn about Xiaoqing and doing Infernal Affairs?careful!

Tu Mi's sentence is definitely too late.

On weekend nights, there are countless homeboys and homegirls with excess secretion of hormones wandering around the battlefield. Only a few people in the leadership know about the fact that Yu Zun can’t laugh in front of him and turn into an OT princess. The rest of the members are bored. The little swordsmen together thought there was something exciting to watch, and they all surrounded them in an instant. You stabbed me with a sword, and the hapless little OT princess rushed to the street before she had time to react.

[Private Chat] You said to Tu Mi: I am a fool!

If Lei Yi was killed by someone from another guild, he could use a large account to find a chance to beat him back. What if he was killed by someone from his own guild?

[Region] Tu Mi: Everyone who respects Ling Xiao on the battlefield listen up, don't attack the little princess of OT again!Otherwise, if you kick out of the gang, you will be hunted down to death!

When Tumi shouted, the people who were guarding the corpse became even more excited, scrambling to revive the little princess OT in an attempt to dig deep into the hidden JQ, and the scene got out of control for a while.

The moment Lei Yi wanted to go offline, he suddenly saw dazzling thunder and fire erupting from the crowd, followed by the special effect of picking up stars from the sky, the flames flying like stars falling.

The mountains and rivers are covered with snow, and the jade produces smoke.

A trumpet with a level of more than 60 was besieged, and Lei Yi felt that he was almost moved when he was able to work together with the gods and goddesses of the Xuewu Building to rescue him.

[Current] Tu Mi: Don't be so violent, Boss Xue, I'm protecting your apprentice.

Seeing that those two people had no intention of stopping at all, Tumi quickly dodged out of the safe range.

[Current] Yu Shengyan: Tu Mi, you have a new goal so soon?

[Current] Tumi: Don't make me so vulgar, you and I have the responsibility to protect the newcomers, this is what I should do.

[Current] Yu Shengyan: Oh?There are so many newcomers on this battlefield, why don't you see you protecting others?

[Current] Tumi: I hit it off with this beauty, and I couldn't help but want to help her.

[Current] Yu Shengyan: Isn't it love at first sight, can't help but want to tease her?

[Current] Tu Mi: ... Yumei, do you have any enmity with me? -_-!

[Current] Yu Shengyan: Of course there is a grudge, tell me, when will you marry me?

[Currently] Tu Mi: I have already clarified that it was our boss who proposed marriage, not me.

[Current] Yu Shengyan: Who is the one who proposes marriage every day?If you don't agree, who is causing trouble by swiping the screen to kill the trumpet at the meeting place of Xuewu Building?In the end, who was the one who made me lose face by escaping from marriage?I don't care who proposed the marriage, if it is said by this account, this account will be responsible to the end.

[Current] Tumi: ...I can't marry you.

【Current】Yu Shengyan: Why?

【Current】Tumi: Because...because...

As the saying goes, if you don't die, you won't die. Lei Yi has been resurrected a long time ago, and he is happy to watch the fun.

[Current] Tu Mi: Because I have decided to marry this beauty!

System: Tumi gave you a deep kiss.

The snow covered the mountains and rivers turned into petrification, the jade smoke cracked, and Lei Yi was overturned by thunder.

The wind and thunder rumbled in the flat ground, and the three of them slammed their skills on Tu Mi, knocking him to the ground in an instant.

[Current] Tumi: Princess, how can you be so cruel?It's hard for me to protect you from birth to death for you, how can you break my infatuation like this!

[Current] OT Little Princess: Get out!

[Current] Tu Mi: Seriously, princess, if you have long hair reaching your waist, how about I marry you?

[Current] OT Little Princess: Get lost!

[Currently] Tumi: Think about it, I am such a handsome and handsome Yushu Lingfeng, a talented and resourceful young man, I will bring in the dungeon to ensure that I will drop it and bring it to the battlefield to ensure safety. I am handsome, loyal and easy to overthrow. !

[Current] OT Little Princess: ...

Ma Dan, this guy definitely took the wrong medicine today, he dared to pull Lei Yi into the water after molesting Yu Shengyan, he was really an idiot.

[Currently] Xueman Jiangshan: I will take good care of my apprentice, so don't worry about it.

System: Xueman Jiangshan is gently holding your hand.

Lei Yi was dumbfounded.

The two female swordsmen on the screen are galloping across the battlefield in the posture of "holding hands and going outing together".

[Team] OT Little Princess: Master, did you come here specially to save me?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: I saw Tu Mi showing up on the regional channel and Yu Shengyan was also on the battlefield. How could I miss this opportunity to watch a good show!As for saving you, just by the way.

[Team] OT Little Princess: ...Why is Sister Yu so excited? Does she really like Tumi?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Like it?I think it's almost hate.With Yu Shengyan's character, it is absolutely impossible to suffer from this dumbness. Most likely, he intends to get married first and then divorce quickly.She has always been the only one who dumps others, and she is absolutely not allowed to be dumped.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Then why did she agree to the proposal?

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: People make mistakes and horses make mistakes, as proud as her, even if she dies, she will not admit that she clicked the consent button by mistake.

[Team] OT Little Princess: ...