God is poisonous
20 All over the city with a voice changer
Three days later, Lei Yi and Lu Ling showed up on time at the gate of Tianyi Pavilion where the party in Xuewu Building was held.Let's not talk about the show at Xuewulou. Every time Weizun Lingxiao gathers together, a group of rough guys will get together to scour food stalls angrily. Xuewulou party actually chooses this kind of restaurant that looks expensive and tastes expensive.Lu Ling glanced at the price of the drink at the door, and immediately made a magical conclusion: "Bitch is hypocritical."
Like all gang gatherings, because people you don’t know will come every time, and some people who have been here but don’t have much sense of existence are easily forgotten by everyone, so it is very necessary to set up a signature book at the door, even if you forget your face At least you know the game ID, don't you?
There were two people, a man and a woman, guarding the name book at the door. When they saw Lei Yi and Lu Ling coming over, they showed puzzled expressions at the same time.
Without changing expression or beating heart, Lu Ling signed №Weimo※ on the notebook with a big stroke of a pen, and then handed the pen to Lei Yi.
When Lei Yi wrote OT Little Princess in his notebook, the two young people ran away on the spot.
"...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Princess? It's a man again! I don't believe in love anymore!" The man almost foamed at the mouth on the spot.
Lei Yi asked suspiciously, "Why did you say again?"
"He is a medicine man..." The one who beat the table looked up with tears streaming down his face, "I...do you still remember the little Babu by the Daming Lake?"
"What?!" Lei Yi also wanted to drop the list on the spot.
Behind the OT little princess is a big man, but behind the wretched Bubbles is a real woman. This world is really full of ridicule.
At that time, Lei Yi never expected that this kind of shock did not last too long before being replaced by a bigger shock.
A lot of people came today, and the private room on the second floor was too crowded, so they simply went to the lobby on the first floor to set up a general table, so there was a discordant scene of noisy and furious shopping at the food stalls in a high-end place.
Just imagine, the classical decoration here is full of elegant fragrances, the spring river and the moon are in the ears, a bunch of people are huddled together, hungry tigers rushing to eat, punching and drinking, and the gods and beasts are endless. It is really full of pictures...
So don't pretend to be B, it's really easy to be struck by lightning!
"Let's start the banquet when people are almost full. Let's talk after eating. There will be activities in the evening. Just let everyone have fun!" Someone over there cleared his throat and took the microphone. Boss! Cheers!"
The speaker's voice sounded very familiar, but Lei Yi couldn't remember who it was for a while, and saw that everyone stood up, and many of them were not attending the party for the first time, shouting in unison: "One Two or three, bah!"
The two who sneaked in didn't expect this at all, and they were poohed on the spot.
Lei Yi poked his head around to search for the object of the pooh, while Lu Ling seemed to have lost his soul. After everyone sat down, he was still standing in a daze.
"Grass, do you still think your goal is not big enough!" Lei Yi tugged Lu Ling hard, and finally flipped him onto the chair.
"That person...he...he is..." Lu Ling, who has always been very smooth-talking, smiled wryly and covered his face, "Do you know who the person who spoke just now is?"
"How do I know?" Lei Yi glanced casually just now. Although the kid who spoke is quite elegant, he is not snow-covered after all.Lions always follow a strategy when hunting for prey. After choosing a target, they must concentrate on chasing it with all their strength.At this moment, his goal is to cover the mountains and rivers with snow, even if he kills a more tempting target on the way, he is not interested in taking another look.
"Luo Xingchuan..." Lu Ling sighed, "My first love died in the ground before it could germinate..."
The name Luo Xingchuan impressed Lei Yi a bit. Lu Ling once said that he liked a girl in junior high school. Creatures feel the breath of spring in advance.In Lu Ling's narration, that girl is the first love of the whole people who everyone loves flowers and sees flowers blooming, which makes all human beings go crazy.
Lu Ling tried to confess his love several times but failed to muster up the courage, so he planned to have a crush on him for the rest of his life.
The last radio program before graduation was hosted by Luo Xingchuan alone. Lu Ling deliberately dawdled in the classroom trying to finish listening to his last program, but he felt choked up when he listened.
It was still raining heavily that day, so for some reason, Lu Ling grabbed the umbrella like a ghost and ran to the small building of the broadcasting station and waited foolishly for more than half an hour.
After finally waiting for the broadcast to end, Luo Xingchuan came down from upstairs. Lu Ling tightly held the umbrella and watched from a distance. Finally, he rushed up with the consciousness of early death and early death, but a burly man came out obliquely, and directly snatched the gun. Luo Xingchuan picked it up.
Lu Ling's first love just ended like this, and this was the most painful memory left for him that summer.
"Luo Xingchuan? Just this... kid?" Not to mention that she is just as good as Lu Ling in terms of appearance, the characterization of a girl completely deviates from the basic principles of human classification!
Lu Ling spread her hands regretfully: "Aren't you unfamiliar at that time? I said that because I was afraid that you would call me a pervert. I didn't expect you to be more perverted than me."
Lei Yi: ...
"The evening event is scheduled to be held in the large private room on the third floor of Boiling Point KTV. Eat more and drink less. The highlight is at night." A person came in outside and grabbed the microphone bluntly and shouted, "everyone raise your glasses again, to the biggest sponsor of this event Shang Yu smokes, cheers!"
"One, two, three, bah!" Everyone cooperated and bahed again.
"Look, Boss! Damn! Eat your hair! Look, that person is Snow Man Jiangshan!" Lu Ling gave Lei Yi's ribs a firm kick, and finally succeeded in arousing Lei Yi's attention.
The first time Lei Yi saw the snow-covered mountains and rivers, he felt that he was not well.
The person in front of him took care of himself very cleanly, no, it should be said that he took care of himself very carefully.He is very clear about his own advantages. There are no luxury brands all over his body, but his clothes and watches are all relatively cost-effective brands. The tailoring and matching have successfully improved his temperament without appearing exaggerated.At a glance, his figure is more visually striking than his face.Just like the snow-covered mountains and rivers in the game, it is so plain but exudes a dazzling brilliance that makes people have to look at it.
"He...is he really snow-covered? 32 years old?" Are you kidding me, just from his appearance, he is only two or three years older than Lei Yi!
"Models pay attention to maintenance, so they look younger." Lu Ling replied, "I saw that photo three years ago, and he looked like this three years ago, and he hasn't changed much until now. "
"Model? Great!" Lei Yi looked at the snow-covered back and nodded. If he didn't do this business, he would really be reckless.
"Congratulations, 32 years old has already passed the golden age of models. Although you look young, in this era when the waves of the Yangtze River push forward the waves before the waves and die on the beach, the old sportsmen can still stretch their muscles After a few years, he is no longer popular like this. He has so much time to spend on games, either he has no ability to do other industries, or he doesn’t have many cases. In short, it’s not a good thing. Boss, hey, boss!”
"Lu Ling, I'm really interested in him this time."
"...Where is the cuteness?"
"I don't know." Lei Yi bit the boiled beef hard, "But I just feel possessive about him."
Lu Ling was immediately shocked by his theory: "Boss, I'm pulling you out to relax, not to be stupid."
"Do you dare to make a bet? Bet on breakfast for a month."
"I don't think you can conquer him, so you'll bet on breakfast for one month and supper for another month." Lu Ling replied immediately, "Also, it doesn't count if the overlord fights hard."
Lei Yi: ...
Although the atmosphere is not quite right, the dishes in Tianyi Pavilion are quite good. Lei Yi didn't intend to impress himself at all. A little distracted, which seriously affected the combat effectiveness.
The party at the Xuewu Building was more harmonious than that of Wei Zun Ling Xiao. It was not until everyone had almost eaten that someone started to toast next to the table. It was like desperately pouring, and after drinking, he drank more wine than he ate.However, once the table starts to toast, Lei Yi, as the hottest new star OT princess in this year's club, will definitely attract more attention and "care". This side has already suffered more than ten waves of raids and devastation.
"Boss, there are people coming over there again. Why do you suck up hatred like this?" Lu Ling, who was also affected while lying down, asked with a horrified expression when he knew that a large wave of zombies was approaching, "How about I pretend to be drunk and you carry me away?" Get out, let's just withdraw."
"Are you kidding? Wouldn't it be too easy to win if you withdraw your breakfast and supper for a month?" Lei Yi immediately scoffed at his proposal, "Besides, you don't want to have a little close contact with Luo Xingchuan?"
"Distance creates beauty, I'm satisfied just looking at it." Lu Ling sighed from the bottom of his heart.
"I'm glad you've come to this realization, but Luo Xingchuan is less than ten coordinates behind you now, it's too late for you to withdraw now."
Lu Ling: ...
"This is the boss's apprentice?" Luo Xingchuan raised his glass to greet him, and Lu Ling immediately stepped aside like a conditioned reflex, but this move had already successfully attracted the other party's attention.
"What are you hiding from? Am I scary?" As soon as Luo Xingchuan spoke, the noble and glamorous Queen Fan's tone immediately made Lei Yi have an almost horrifying guess.
"...Yu Shengyan? Are you Yu Shengyan?" Lei Yi saw that Luo Xingchuan actually smiled and nodded in agreement, and immediately wished he could use the loudspeaker to face all kinds of sex and always He Xue The recruiting vanguards of the Goddess Halo of Wulou struggled and shouted, brothers, what are you fighting for ahhhhhhhhh! ! !
"This... this is unscientific!" If Lei Yi's reaction was shock, then Lu Ling's reaction was to begin to doubt life.
"The OT little princess can use a voice changer, why can't I use it?" Luo Xingchuan's sly smile showed a bit of complacency, "In order to defeat the opponent, sometimes I have to use a little trick."
Lei Yi absolutely agrees with Lu Ling's theory at the moment, distance creates beauty, and sometimes it looks like a painting from a distance, but it is only when it is exposed that it is a scar.
"Yu Shengyan, are you flirting with newcomers again?" Xue Man Jiang Shan followed with a wine glass.
"Boss, you haven't met your apprentice yet, have you?" Luo Xingchuan was obviously the one who feared that the world would not be chaotic and would lead to more chaos.
Xueman Jiangshan had obviously never imagined a meeting in such a situation. The moment the two looked at each other, a trace of unconcealable surprise flashed in Xueman Jiangshan's eyes.
"Master, do you miss me?" Lei Yi went up and gave him a warm hug, then whispered into his ear, "Kick me out of the gang, do you ever think that I will come back?" ?”
Feeling the unnatural stiffness of the snow-covered body in his arms, all Lei Yi's evil tastes were instantly satisfied.
Like all gang gatherings, because people you don’t know will come every time, and some people who have been here but don’t have much sense of existence are easily forgotten by everyone, so it is very necessary to set up a signature book at the door, even if you forget your face At least you know the game ID, don't you?
There were two people, a man and a woman, guarding the name book at the door. When they saw Lei Yi and Lu Ling coming over, they showed puzzled expressions at the same time.
Without changing expression or beating heart, Lu Ling signed №Weimo※ on the notebook with a big stroke of a pen, and then handed the pen to Lei Yi.
When Lei Yi wrote OT Little Princess in his notebook, the two young people ran away on the spot.
"...Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Princess? It's a man again! I don't believe in love anymore!" The man almost foamed at the mouth on the spot.
Lei Yi asked suspiciously, "Why did you say again?"
"He is a medicine man..." The one who beat the table looked up with tears streaming down his face, "I...do you still remember the little Babu by the Daming Lake?"
"What?!" Lei Yi also wanted to drop the list on the spot.
Behind the OT little princess is a big man, but behind the wretched Bubbles is a real woman. This world is really full of ridicule.
At that time, Lei Yi never expected that this kind of shock did not last too long before being replaced by a bigger shock.
A lot of people came today, and the private room on the second floor was too crowded, so they simply went to the lobby on the first floor to set up a general table, so there was a discordant scene of noisy and furious shopping at the food stalls in a high-end place.
Just imagine, the classical decoration here is full of elegant fragrances, the spring river and the moon are in the ears, a bunch of people are huddled together, hungry tigers rushing to eat, punching and drinking, and the gods and beasts are endless. It is really full of pictures...
So don't pretend to be B, it's really easy to be struck by lightning!
"Let's start the banquet when people are almost full. Let's talk after eating. There will be activities in the evening. Just let everyone have fun!" Someone over there cleared his throat and took the microphone. Boss! Cheers!"
The speaker's voice sounded very familiar, but Lei Yi couldn't remember who it was for a while, and saw that everyone stood up, and many of them were not attending the party for the first time, shouting in unison: "One Two or three, bah!"
The two who sneaked in didn't expect this at all, and they were poohed on the spot.
Lei Yi poked his head around to search for the object of the pooh, while Lu Ling seemed to have lost his soul. After everyone sat down, he was still standing in a daze.
"Grass, do you still think your goal is not big enough!" Lei Yi tugged Lu Ling hard, and finally flipped him onto the chair.
"That person...he...he is..." Lu Ling, who has always been very smooth-talking, smiled wryly and covered his face, "Do you know who the person who spoke just now is?"
"How do I know?" Lei Yi glanced casually just now. Although the kid who spoke is quite elegant, he is not snow-covered after all.Lions always follow a strategy when hunting for prey. After choosing a target, they must concentrate on chasing it with all their strength.At this moment, his goal is to cover the mountains and rivers with snow, even if he kills a more tempting target on the way, he is not interested in taking another look.
"Luo Xingchuan..." Lu Ling sighed, "My first love died in the ground before it could germinate..."
The name Luo Xingchuan impressed Lei Yi a bit. Lu Ling once said that he liked a girl in junior high school. Creatures feel the breath of spring in advance.In Lu Ling's narration, that girl is the first love of the whole people who everyone loves flowers and sees flowers blooming, which makes all human beings go crazy.
Lu Ling tried to confess his love several times but failed to muster up the courage, so he planned to have a crush on him for the rest of his life.
The last radio program before graduation was hosted by Luo Xingchuan alone. Lu Ling deliberately dawdled in the classroom trying to finish listening to his last program, but he felt choked up when he listened.
It was still raining heavily that day, so for some reason, Lu Ling grabbed the umbrella like a ghost and ran to the small building of the broadcasting station and waited foolishly for more than half an hour.
After finally waiting for the broadcast to end, Luo Xingchuan came down from upstairs. Lu Ling tightly held the umbrella and watched from a distance. Finally, he rushed up with the consciousness of early death and early death, but a burly man came out obliquely, and directly snatched the gun. Luo Xingchuan picked it up.
Lu Ling's first love just ended like this, and this was the most painful memory left for him that summer.
"Luo Xingchuan? Just this... kid?" Not to mention that she is just as good as Lu Ling in terms of appearance, the characterization of a girl completely deviates from the basic principles of human classification!
Lu Ling spread her hands regretfully: "Aren't you unfamiliar at that time? I said that because I was afraid that you would call me a pervert. I didn't expect you to be more perverted than me."
Lei Yi: ...
"The evening event is scheduled to be held in the large private room on the third floor of Boiling Point KTV. Eat more and drink less. The highlight is at night." A person came in outside and grabbed the microphone bluntly and shouted, "everyone raise your glasses again, to the biggest sponsor of this event Shang Yu smokes, cheers!"
"One, two, three, bah!" Everyone cooperated and bahed again.
"Look, Boss! Damn! Eat your hair! Look, that person is Snow Man Jiangshan!" Lu Ling gave Lei Yi's ribs a firm kick, and finally succeeded in arousing Lei Yi's attention.
The first time Lei Yi saw the snow-covered mountains and rivers, he felt that he was not well.
The person in front of him took care of himself very cleanly, no, it should be said that he took care of himself very carefully.He is very clear about his own advantages. There are no luxury brands all over his body, but his clothes and watches are all relatively cost-effective brands. The tailoring and matching have successfully improved his temperament without appearing exaggerated.At a glance, his figure is more visually striking than his face.Just like the snow-covered mountains and rivers in the game, it is so plain but exudes a dazzling brilliance that makes people have to look at it.
"He...is he really snow-covered? 32 years old?" Are you kidding me, just from his appearance, he is only two or three years older than Lei Yi!
"Models pay attention to maintenance, so they look younger." Lu Ling replied, "I saw that photo three years ago, and he looked like this three years ago, and he hasn't changed much until now. "
"Model? Great!" Lei Yi looked at the snow-covered back and nodded. If he didn't do this business, he would really be reckless.
"Congratulations, 32 years old has already passed the golden age of models. Although you look young, in this era when the waves of the Yangtze River push forward the waves before the waves and die on the beach, the old sportsmen can still stretch their muscles After a few years, he is no longer popular like this. He has so much time to spend on games, either he has no ability to do other industries, or he doesn’t have many cases. In short, it’s not a good thing. Boss, hey, boss!”
"Lu Ling, I'm really interested in him this time."
"...Where is the cuteness?"
"I don't know." Lei Yi bit the boiled beef hard, "But I just feel possessive about him."
Lu Ling was immediately shocked by his theory: "Boss, I'm pulling you out to relax, not to be stupid."
"Do you dare to make a bet? Bet on breakfast for a month."
"I don't think you can conquer him, so you'll bet on breakfast for one month and supper for another month." Lu Ling replied immediately, "Also, it doesn't count if the overlord fights hard."
Lei Yi: ...
Although the atmosphere is not quite right, the dishes in Tianyi Pavilion are quite good. Lei Yi didn't intend to impress himself at all. A little distracted, which seriously affected the combat effectiveness.
The party at the Xuewu Building was more harmonious than that of Wei Zun Ling Xiao. It was not until everyone had almost eaten that someone started to toast next to the table. It was like desperately pouring, and after drinking, he drank more wine than he ate.However, once the table starts to toast, Lei Yi, as the hottest new star OT princess in this year's club, will definitely attract more attention and "care". This side has already suffered more than ten waves of raids and devastation.
"Boss, there are people coming over there again. Why do you suck up hatred like this?" Lu Ling, who was also affected while lying down, asked with a horrified expression when he knew that a large wave of zombies was approaching, "How about I pretend to be drunk and you carry me away?" Get out, let's just withdraw."
"Are you kidding? Wouldn't it be too easy to win if you withdraw your breakfast and supper for a month?" Lei Yi immediately scoffed at his proposal, "Besides, you don't want to have a little close contact with Luo Xingchuan?"
"Distance creates beauty, I'm satisfied just looking at it." Lu Ling sighed from the bottom of his heart.
"I'm glad you've come to this realization, but Luo Xingchuan is less than ten coordinates behind you now, it's too late for you to withdraw now."
Lu Ling: ...
"This is the boss's apprentice?" Luo Xingchuan raised his glass to greet him, and Lu Ling immediately stepped aside like a conditioned reflex, but this move had already successfully attracted the other party's attention.
"What are you hiding from? Am I scary?" As soon as Luo Xingchuan spoke, the noble and glamorous Queen Fan's tone immediately made Lei Yi have an almost horrifying guess.
"...Yu Shengyan? Are you Yu Shengyan?" Lei Yi saw that Luo Xingchuan actually smiled and nodded in agreement, and immediately wished he could use the loudspeaker to face all kinds of sex and always He Xue The recruiting vanguards of the Goddess Halo of Wulou struggled and shouted, brothers, what are you fighting for ahhhhhhhhh! ! !
"This... this is unscientific!" If Lei Yi's reaction was shock, then Lu Ling's reaction was to begin to doubt life.
"The OT little princess can use a voice changer, why can't I use it?" Luo Xingchuan's sly smile showed a bit of complacency, "In order to defeat the opponent, sometimes I have to use a little trick."
Lei Yi absolutely agrees with Lu Ling's theory at the moment, distance creates beauty, and sometimes it looks like a painting from a distance, but it is only when it is exposed that it is a scar.
"Yu Shengyan, are you flirting with newcomers again?" Xue Man Jiang Shan followed with a wine glass.
"Boss, you haven't met your apprentice yet, have you?" Luo Xingchuan was obviously the one who feared that the world would not be chaotic and would lead to more chaos.
Xueman Jiangshan had obviously never imagined a meeting in such a situation. The moment the two looked at each other, a trace of unconcealable surprise flashed in Xueman Jiangshan's eyes.
"Master, do you miss me?" Lei Yi went up and gave him a warm hug, then whispered into his ear, "Kick me out of the gang, do you ever think that I will come back?" ?”
Feeling the unnatural stiffness of the snow-covered body in his arms, all Lei Yi's evil tastes were instantly satisfied.
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