God is poisonous

KTV is really the most suitable place for brewing. The tongues of those who snatched each other's microphones over there are already tied up and they can't even speak clearly. The ears paralyzed by alcohol have no time to worry about what they are howling. After drinking six to seven points, all the alcohol in my stomach fermented with the messy music after a meal of beer.After receiving such a big stimulus, Lu Ling obviously planned to use the method of getting drunk to escape reality. Right now, he was leaning on Lei Yi's shoulder and pretending to be dead. The opposite Luo Xingchuan also drank a lot. Also with limited.

"I once suspected that you were a spy sent by Wei Zun Ling Xiao, but since you have the guts to attend today's party..."

"So you don't doubt anymore?" The dim lighting and ambiguous atmosphere can always give people the illusion of wanting to go crazy, but Lei Yi at least clearly knows that the person sitting opposite is not his target.

"I'm more skeptical now."

Lei Yi: ...

Luo Xingchuan replied frankly: "Generally speaking, those who often destroy groups, wander around the meeting place when they have nothing to do, those whose equipment conditions are obviously inconsistent with their level, and those who deliberately get close to the management are basically spies."

Lei Yi thought about it carefully, the little princess of OT really got shot in every one.

"What are you going to do if I'm really a spy?"

"If you're really a spy?" Luo Xingchuan laughed hard, "Anyway, what I'm paying is just a drink, and the boss is paying for the entire gang. As long as I know that he is worse than me, then I can feel at ease."

Lei Yi's face suddenly darkened.

"Fuck, get out of here! Howling!" The violating animal was two hours late, not only missed the dinner, but also missed the most vicious drinking session.It was rare that he was still sober, so he kicked the others away and grabbed the microphone.

"Water of the West Lake, my tears~~~~~ I would rather turn into a flame with you, ah~~~~ah~~~~ah~~~~"

Freestyle and seriously out-of-tune smoke constantly attacked the eardrums of the audience present, and the high-pitched sound broke repeatedly, breaking through the limit that human beings can tolerate.

In less than 3 minutes, a waiter came in and began to fiddle with the stereo.

"Hey, what are you doing!" The interrupted illegal animal was very upset.

"Oh, I'll check to see if the stereo is broken. It seems that none of the words are on tune." The waiter replied sincerely.

The violating animal burst into tears instantly.

"Boss, boss, you're here! Sing and sing!" As soon as Xueman Jiangshan came in, almost all the Xuewulou gang members who were present cheered at the same time, whistled and applauded endlessly, as if they had caught a life-saving straw.

"Fuck! I don't sing so badly, right?" The injured violating animal sat down next to Luo Xingchuan, angrily looking at the microphone that was taken away.

"Violation, I can only use one sentence to describe your state." Luo Xingchuan immediately gave him a brutal touch-up, "Listening to other people's singing requires money, listening to you singing is fatal."

"I hate it, how could you hurt the heart of an innocent young man so ruthlessly, woo woo woo~ I don't care, you have to make it up to me!" The five-year-old and three-man-shaped illegal animal rushed towards Luo Xingchuan fiercely, but was wiped clean by him It flew away with a sharp kick.

"You are too rude." Luo Xingchuan frowned and strongly condemned his behavior.

The violating animal nest was on the ground, clutching its stomach and bursting into tears: "Your uncle... who is being rude?"

Dying inside cause I can't stand it

Make or breakup Can't take this madness

We don't even really know why

All I know is baby Itry and try so hard

……

We're justifying from our hearts and minds

And I know we said let go

ButIkeptonhangingon

Inside I know it's over

You're really gone

It's skilling me Cause therein' nothing that I can do

Baby, Istay in love with you...

Under the dim light, the outlines of the snow-covered mountains and rivers and the facial features are blurred into pure light and shade, and all the delicate emotions are narrated with a clear and warm voice, which perfectly depicts the real heartache, and the voice always has a smile The feeling of creating a tenderness that is imaginative.Among the healing love songs, "Istayinlovewithyou" can be regarded as a B-type. Lei Yi has heard at least five or six versions of this song. In addition to the ones that are devastating and singing and crying, there are actually some people who sing well, but he never thought about it. Such an irresistible enchantment can also be performed with a man's voice.

It’s no wonder that all kinds of early novels like to come to such a paragraph when there is nothing to do. Under the catalysis of the environment and alcohol, any small brilliant will be infinitely magnified by people’s imagination into a surprise. Usually, people are not moved by the other party in this situation. The moment of giving is moving, but I am moved by the love that suddenly comes in my imagination.

Lei Yi held his wine glass and looked around, and sure enough, he found that the noisy crowd around him was almost staring at the snow-covered mountains and mountains at the moment. Apart from singing very well, it is not ruled out that after being bombarded by the noise of illegal animals just now, they would not be able to hear anything. I think it is the sound of nature.

Just this one glance burned Lei Yi's heart instantly.

"Yu Shengyan, help me watch Tu... No, watch Weimo." Lei Yi stood up and pushed Lu Ling towards Luo Xingchuan, and the two embraced immediately, Luo Xingchuan had already drank a lot Lu Ling obviously felt that his chest was much more comfortable than his shoulders, so the two of them nestled together in an intimate embrace and began to sleep soundly.

Lei Yi stood on the spot and watched for a while: "Don't thank me buddy, this is what I should do."

"What's going on? Tsk tsk... Yu Shengyan, who is called the God of Dionysus, is actually drunk?" Xue Manjiangshan is not a Maiba, and after singing a song, he decisively flashes away, leaving everyone with an unpredictable and perfect impression.

Lei Yi answered immediately: "Well, I got drunk."

"...How did he offend you?" Xue Man Jiang Shan looked at the two hugging each other on the sofa, dumbfounded.

"He didn't offend me." Lei Yi approached with a smile, "But how can I have close contact with you if he's not drunk?"

"Don't be so boring." Xue Manjiangshan had that kind of reaction of holding her breath and her whole body stiffened, almost like a conditioned reflex, and began to avoid his approach.

"Are you afraid of me?" Seeing his reaction, Lei Yi wanted to laugh out loud.

"Why should I be afraid of a brat?" Xue Man Jiangshan lowered his voice, but with a smile on his face, "Today is the day of the party in Xuewu Building, if I'm in a good mood, you'd better get out of here quickly .”

Of course Lei Yi didn't think it was a threat, instead he teased: "The snow is all over the country, do you only have your age to show off?"

Hearing what he said, Xue Man Jiang Shan not only didn't get angry, but laughed instead: "Tell me, what do you want to do today? Go straight to the point if you have something to do, don't use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist."

"Anyway, I'm already on your blacklist, as the saying goes, you have nothing to fear."

Xue Man Jiang Shan lowered his voice and teased: "You can't laugh, is that the idiom of being confident and fearless?"

"Can't you laugh? Why are you shouting so outrageously?" Lei Yi poured a whole glass of beer and handed it to Xue Manjiangshan, "My name is Lei Yi, the thunder of thunder and lightning, with a shining face."

Xue Man Jiang Shan took it boldly and replied: "I really enjoy you calling me Master."

"Enjoy it? Then I can call you for the rest of your life." Lei Yi threw his integrity into outer space on the spot, and yelled while rubbing against his arms, "Master~~"

"Forget it." Xue Man Jiang Shan shuddered, "You are so malicious and cute, it feels like you are asking for milk from me."

Lei Yi: ...

Domineering is useless, shamelessness is not enough, and being malicious and cute is despised. Can this person still be treated as a normal human being?

Xue Man Jiang Shan suddenly said: "Jiang Chenyi."

"what?"

"My name is Jiang Chenyi." Xue Man Jiang Shan said again patiently.

"What a coincidence, we even have the same name, what a fate!" Lei Yi finally got an excuse to go to his side again, "Come, come, let's have a drink for our fate."

"Go away, it's not the same word at all!"

"Hey, you've figured it out. Come on, let's drink to your IQ!"

"You are insulting my IQ! Get lost!"

Lei Yi can only express regret for Xuemanjiangshan's rejection. Generally speaking, when encountering such a situation, he can only find a way to get people drunk first and then wait for the drunk to speak the truth. There is really no way to start.

"Boss, you are so fucking unkind. I drink alone, but you know how to hide to avoid danger!" The illegal animal roared and roared, and instantly dragged Xueman Jiangshan into the vortex of drinking.

Lei Yi smiled gloatingly, what he couldn't do with all his efforts, the illegal animals did it easily.

The most terrifying is usually not the devil-like enemy, but the pig-like teammates.

"Princess, bah! OT, bah! Anyway, you come here too! Seeing your master charge into battle alone, how can you bear it!" The violating animal stuffed a bottle into Lei Yi's hand, Lei Yi looked down, Fuck, 52 degrees of strong fragrance iron hat!

Facts have proved that what is more terrifying than a teammate like a pig is often a pig like a teammate.

Those toasts are really fair. If you drink Xuemanjiangshan a glass, you must give Lei Yi a glass. It’s so lively when you come and I go. In the chaos, Lei Yi also forgot that this is not his home field. The more he drank, the more vigorous he became. , Not long after, I also started to feel dazed, the figures in front of me dancing madly with the music were gradually distorted and deformed, and when my eyes went dark, I didn't know anything.

The moment the strings in Lei Yi's head were reconnected, he realized that he was no longer in the KTV, but lying in the middle of a bed. and dirt tops.