God is poisonous

As expected, the bedroom door was not locked, Lei Yi pushed it open.Jiang Chenyi lay with his back facing the door, even though Lei Yi lay down beside him, he didn't move at all, he should have already fallen asleep.

As soon as he lay down, Lei Yi remembered that he had left his phone outside, so he got up again to get it.

The moment he lifted the quilt, Jiang Chenyi suddenly hugged him from behind.

"Your sister, what a fraudulent corpse in the middle of the night!" Lei Yi cursed, but his body showed no intention of breaking free.

"I don't know why, sometimes I really want to hug you." Jiang Chenyi said such a rambling remark, it didn't sound like a joke, but Lei Yi, who was usually used to taking advantage of words, was a little at a loss.

Lei Yi smiled a little stiffly: "Can't you sleep?"

"Try to see if you can fall asleep when you're hungry." Jiang Chenyi lamented, "Actually...you smell like braised pork."

Lei Yi: ...

Regardless of which of Jiang Chenyi's two reasons for hugging him was true and which was not, Lei Yi still got up and made him a bowl of noodles.

The campus is quiet and peaceful in the middle of the night. After the rain, a clear moonlight covers the ground as gently as water, and a ray of warm tenderness is thrown through the windows.

The aroma of instant noodles in the air rises with the heat of boiling water, slowly becoming tangled into an unspeakable ambiguity.

Jiang Chenyi really didn't have high requirements for food, so he buried his head in eating noodles, even though he was going crazy with hunger, he still ate at a leisurely pace, as if the time axis was inexplicably stretched, eating, drinking, sleeping and so on The short physiological process has become a gentle and ambiguous long shot, full of artistic sense.

The last close contact achieved that, and now the two of them can still sit together calmly, which is really a very interesting thing.

"Weimo is your friend, right?"

"Oh, ah? I don't know him very well, do you have anything to do with him?" Jiang Chenyi's sudden emotional hug didn't seem to hug Lei Yi's waist, but tied his heart. When he opened his mouth suddenly, Lei Yi was stunned for a long time before he could react.

What day is it today? Why are they looking for Lu Ling eagerly?

Jiang Chenyi sighed: "Stop playing, Yu Shengyan has really been looking for him for many years, is it interesting for you to break up people so artificially?"

"What is artificial separation? It's obviously not due to fate." Lei Yi didn't feel ashamed at all, he was clearly standing in front of you, and you couldn't recognize him.

"What do you mean by lack of fate? It's obvious that you are too boring." Jiang Chenyi pointed out the problem, "Tell me, how can I contact him?"

Lei Yi was overjoyed, fortunately Lu Ling asked for leave in advance and ran away, and now he was given this opportunity to molested Jiang Chenyi.

"Since he is your friend, he should also be a student of this school, right? Which department is he in? Oil painting? Music? Or is he the same as you?"

"He..." Lei Yi pretended to be mysterious, "He specializes in dating!"

The two were silent at the same time, then slapped the table and laughed.Just laughed a few times, the lights in the room went out with a swish.

"Tripped or line maintenance?" The room was suddenly dark. After a while, the eyes gradually adapted, and the moonlight coming in through the window was brighter than before. "Why don't I go out and have a look? power supply."

"Go to sleep, it's fine anyway. Or just sit and wait for a while, maybe a call will come." Jiang Chenyi's facial features are very three-dimensional, and it still looks so sharp and angular when dissolved in the moonlight.

"It's no fun just sitting, why don't you sing me a song?" Lei Yi has never been a master who can't calm down.

"Sing what?"

""Istay in love with you"."

"Why are you listening to this, are you broken in love?" Jiang Chenyi asked.

"Isn't it because you ran away from marriage?" Lei Yi pushed back reluctantly, "Tell me, how do you plan to compensate me?"

Jiang Chenyi thought for a second: "Let's go out and have a look."

Lei Yi: ...

Using the mobile phone to turn on the weak light as a light source, the two of them groped for the door and rushed to the corridor.In the middle of the night, the corridor was also pitch black, and the two of them moved down the stairs step by step with difficulty.The entire corridor was eerily quiet, only the sound of each other's breathing could be heard.

"Did the supervisor ask you to switch the line by yourself?" Under this weird atmosphere, Jiang Chenyi couldn't help but lower his voice.

"Of course not. Isn't this just like being a thief?" Lei Yi's voice seemed to come out of the ground.

"Then you still want to do it? Are you not afraid of being punished for knowingly committing a crime?"

Lei Yi became impatient: "You don't have to follow!"

Jiang Chenyi was obviously very disgusted with this approach, Lei Yi thought he would turn his head back, but he still followed silently all the way downstairs. =_=!

When he got down to the bottom, Jiang Chenyi walked to the front, and Lei Yi turned on the light for him at the back, but he didn't expect that he was four or five steps away, and he stepped into the air and fell to the ground.Lei Yi held back his laughter and hurried to help him, but he stepped on the same spot and threw him at him in the same posture...

"Ow!"

"Your uncle!"

Two howls sounded almost simultaneously.

There was a knock on the door at the dormitory's side, and a beam of bright flashlight pierced the dark space: "Who! Which little bastard stole electricity again in the middle of the night!"

Hearing the sound of footsteps approaching as quickly as firefighters, Lei Yi didn't care about the pain anymore, he grabbed Jiang Chenyi, and the two of them ran back to the residence like crazy, and then sat directly behind the door, laughing and panting, like two people who were in love with each other. asthmatic dog.

When the laughing stopped, Lei Yi realized that he was still holding Jiang Chenyi's hand.

It is absolutely impossible for a man and a man to fall in love without thinking as much as a man and a woman. It is absolutely impossible for a scene like blushing to ouch and then throwing his hands to cover his face and his heart to be chaotic.

The truth is, Jiang Chenyi shook his hand, Lei Yi squeezed his hand hard, and he accepted the reality and no longer tried to break free.

Lei Yi is a master who can't calm down, but as long as he stays beside Jiang Chenyi and the two of them sit quietly in the dark, even if there is no further contact, there seems to be nothing wrong.

After ten minutes.

Jiang Chenyi: Are you still planning to sleep?

Lei Yi: Go to bed first, I'm going to steal electricity again.

Jiang Chenyi: ... Do you need me to go with you?

Lei Yi: Great, if I get caught, I will say that I was forced by you!

Jiang Chenyi: Get out!

So Lei Yi once again embarked on the road of stealing electricity, and Jiang Chenyi accompanied him all the way to the end. =_=!

That night Lei Yi slept soundly, with the person he wanted the most sleeping next to him, and he was able to sleep soundly until dawn without any response. It wasn't that his self-control had made a qualitative leap, but that he was really tired.

When he woke up in the morning, Jiang Chenyi had already disappeared, and he was the only one left on the bed.Looking up at the ceiling in a daze for more than ten seconds, he remembered that Jiang Chenyi said yesterday that he still had two class hours of work this morning.

As a model, it is a profession in which the body is exchanged for remuneration. To put it bluntly, it is appreciation, but to put it badly, it is blasphemy.In this materialistic era, all kinds of negative news have long given this profession a special halo.Lei Yi hopes that he is clean, not some kind of domineering cleanliness, but that makes people feel distressed.

This morning Lei Yi didn't have class, so he opened the account of Three Realms and used OT Little Princess to get online.

[Guild] Bubbles: Princess, you are here, join the group quickly!

[Guild] OT Little Princess: Have you been ravaged by lawlessness again?

[Guild] Bubbles: There are too many trumpets to bring today, and one group can't fit in, so I decided to bring one group in violation of the rules, and we will bring one group!You see, after the twists and turns, the ups and downs, we are leading the group together again, this is fate!

Hearing this, Lei Yi immediately remembered his IQ that was shattered all over the place.

[Guild] OT Little Princess: Can I take it alone?

[Guild] Bubbles: You are the one who takes care of it. I run a life skills trumpet.You go to fight monsters, and I will take the blame!

[Guild] OT Little Princess: =_=!

The painful experience of this day once again proved what is meant by "the mentally ill have a broad mind, and the mentally disabled children have more joy".

In order to facilitate command, Lei Yi asked everyone to go to YY.

This trumpet group is actually not a trumpet group in the traditional sense, everyone is between level 65 and 70.Obviously, these people are here for Yushengyan, upgrading equipment is just a cloud, and their goal is to catch up with the goddess and have more close contact with the goddess.

The dungeon was quite harmonious at the beginning. After everyone was in place, the little OT princess raised her weapon and drove the wind and rain in all directions to rush to the middle of the monster pile. Bubba's trumpet Bubba was desperately creating OT opportunities behind her back.After all, it is already an advanced dungeon. This state is basically equivalent to a single swipe. The advantage of operation will be more obvious when facing one or ten enemies. It can only be compared with anyone who is thicker and more durable.

Lei Yi was very busy here, and the music of other games came from YY.

[Team] A: Sixty thousand.

[Team] B: Eat, red.

[Team] C: Touch, eight pieces.

[Team] D: Huh.

[Team] Bubba Hunter: Destroyed.

When reassembling the team to enter the dungeon, Lei Yiyu earnestly instructed: "Stop playing mahjong, and don't make trouble even if you can't help."

ABCD immediately promised not to disturb everyone by playing mahjong again.

A new wave of monsters has arrived.

[Team] A: A pair of A.

[Team] B: Crushed to death!Three with one.

[Team] C: Big you!Shunzi.

[Team] D: Bomb!Won.

[Team] Bubba Hunter: Killed again.

Lei Yi was completely dead.

In order to end this endless torture, he resolutely pretended to be disconnected, then changed to Wei and Zunqian, who couldn't help but go straight to the door of the dungeon and killed the group of uncles.

The video of the cold-blooded massacre of a group of trumpets became the headlines of the forum again that night.

Half an hour later, Shao Hang and his sister came back after completing the sweet lunch mission.

[Guild] Dark Moonlight: What's going on?I heard that you slaughtered a group of trumpets with a level of more than 60?So brutal!

[Guild] You can't laugh with Zunqian: I'm upset. -_-#

Another half an hour later, Lu Ling, who had slept all morning, went online.

[Guild] Tumi: What's going on?I heard that you were slaughtered by a group of 60-plus trumpets?Good 2B!

[Guild] You can't laugh with Zunqian: I'm happy! -_-convex

Another half an hour later, Bobo, who was afraid of chaos in the world, went online.

[Guild] Bobo: What's going on?I heard that you married a trumpet with a level of more than 60 as your wife?Too much!

[Guild] Wei Yuzun can't laugh: ... Fuck, where is this going! -_-!