God is poisonous

The commotion here was in full swing, when a strange phone rang suddenly in the bedroom.

Lei Yi was stunned for a second, and then realized that Jiang Chenyi must have dropped the phone.

The name displayed on the phone screen was Wei Zhang, and Lei Yi could guess with his feet that it was an illegal animal, but if he called at this hour, he planned to report to the boss that he couldn't laugh and came to find fault?

Lei Yi hung up the phone decisively.

The phone rings again.

Lei Yi hung up again.

In less than half a minute, the phone rang again, as if he was determined not to give up until he reached his goal.

"What's the matter?" Lei Yi omitted all of his self-introduction, and went straight to the point.

The violating animal on the opposite side was also stunned: "Are you a princess? ... Where did the boss go?"

"I went to devote myself to art." Lei Yi answered his question concisely, "If you have something to talk about, hang up if you have nothing to do."

"Oh, it's actually nothing. You know that fireworks are romantic, right?"

"do not know."

"How can you not know me, that's the one I hope men all over the world like me."

"Oh, it turned out to be Sister Zi Lian. What kind of monster is this time?" Lei Yi immediately remembered this classic leiju. There is also a little bit of cuteness, and the fireworks romance is much more hypocritical in comparison.Because of the banner of Yushengyan to attract newcomers, the fireworks romance did not dare to make mistakes at the beginning, but whenever a well-equipped and well-known name comes to the meeting, it looks like a local tyrant, and this woman will definitely post it as soon as possible. The other party checked the household registration and created ambiguity along the way.No matter what the other party's reaction is, anyway, she enjoys the feeling of being chased and hugged, even if it's just an illusion.At one meeting, the girls were discussing their ideals together, and she just said, "I hope men all over the world like me", and with this sentence, the whole meeting was completely silent.In the past, her harassment was only limited to male accounts, so Yu Shengyan and the little princess OT were able to escape from this person's clutches, but it's a pity that the snow is full of mountains and rivers, and this guy can't stop the fireworks from being romantic to him even if he is wearing a shemale skin Love, entanglement, seduction, discharge and everything.Whenever this person is mentioned, Xue Man Jiang Shan can only sigh and sigh.

"She broke up with her boyfriend, and then ran to me, Sapo, crying and calling for the boss."

"...What is the relationship between these two things?" There is a lot of information, and it takes a lot of brainstorming to understand the inextricable connection.

"According to her explanation, since she broke up, doesn't the boss have a chance?" The voice of the violating animal was extremely tired and collapsed, "When you walk out of one door, you can open another door and walk in, so that the scum who dumped her The man regrets it completely."

"What's the situation, was Xueman Jiangshan interested in her before?" Lei Yi gasped, it's up to him, Jiang Chenyi, what taste and eyes do you have!

"In her flirtatious world, she doesn't turn her head to fall in love with the boss, but turns her head to get a certificate and go straight to the bridal chamber." The violating animal was about to cry while talking, "Contact the boss quickly and let him think about it quickly." Think of a way? If he doesn't come again, I'm afraid this guy will touch me ahhhhhhhh!"

"Call the mental hospital directly and ask someone to come and drive away. That's it, hang up." Lei Yi frowned, usually begging for nothing because he couldn't see it, but today he actually came to provoke Jiang Chenyi in front of him. It’s not enough to just consciously masturbate!

As soon as I hung up the phone, someone knocked on the door. In broad daylight, Lei Yi basically didn't lock the door. Normally when Lu Ling and Shao Hang came, he would drive straight in, so Lei Yi didn't need to look to know that it was Jiang Chenyi who came back.

As soon as the door opened, Jiang Chenyi looked at him smilingly from outside the door: "Sorry, I seem to have forgotten my mobile phone with you."

Lei Yi threw the phone to him, and said solemnly: "I advise you to turn off the phone all day today and pretend to be dead."

Jiang Chenyi raised his eyebrows: "Why?"

"Sister Zi Lian just broke up and is waiting for you to give her a free refill."

Jiang Chenyi: ...

Sister Zi Lian made such a fuss, Jiang Chenyi temporarily changed his mind and decided to stay here for another night, which directly caused Lei Yi to want to send a silk banner to Sister Zi Lian directly.

Instant noodles can last a day, and it is definitely unscientific to eat instant noodles every day, so the two went to the river to eat small hot pot.

It’s actually a bit hot to eat hot pot in this weather, but the air of early autumn is cool and serene. The two of them are sitting on the riverside in t-shirts with the wind blowing in the heat, simmering slices of meat. The smell of se.

The wind pushes the waves from the river to roll towards the shore, lingering slightly around Jiang Chenyi's hair, the loose T-shirt reveals the elegant curvature of the collarbone, the increase is too thick and the decrease is too light, just telling a perfect story .It's so plain that you want to erase all your sense of existence, but it exudes a dazzling brilliance that makes you have to watch.

Lei Yi can be regarded as having seen countless men, but facing Jiang Chenyi, he still couldn't help but fall again and again.

Jiang Chenyi was obviously uncomfortable being stared at, so he put down his chopsticks and asked, "What are you thinking?"

"I was wondering... are you really 30 years old? It doesn't look like it."

"If you're 30, do you have to write your age on your face?" Jiang Chenyi kicked back his question in a neutral manner.

Lei Yi followed his words and continued to ask what he was eager to know: "At this age, why don't you find a wife to marry?"

"Human feelings are the most unreliable thing, something that can't even be maintained by blood, why expect that a piece of paper or a room can hold it for you."

"So... have you ever talked to a girlfriend?"

"Girlfriend...a term from a long time ago." Jiang Chenyi thought for a long time, "Does it count as being at the same table in high school?"

"Ahem..." Lei Yi almost sprayed beer all over the table.

It's fine that Styx was so pure back then, but what are you, an old man in his 30s, doing?

"Just kidding, I have had a girlfriend before, and I have experienced everything that should be experienced." Jiang Chenyi replied calmly, "But... I haven't tried the thing about going to bed."

Lei Yi choked up the wine he had just suffocated.

The diners around all cast curious and suspicious glances. Did this guy suffer from tuberculosis or bronchitis to have such a protracted and soul-stirring cough?

Before Lei Yi had time to ask detailed questions, Jiang Chenyi's expression suddenly changed and he rushed out.

Originally, Lei Yi thought that he was throwing up whatever he ate, just an excuse that he didn't want to eat with him, but he didn't expect that he was really throwing up.

Lei Yi stood aside and patted him on the back, changing his pat while feeling emotional: You vomited so deeply and so earnestly.

Jiang Chenyi didn't eat much in the first place, after emptying out the stock, there was bloodshot mucus immediately after.

"Are you okay?" Lei Yi was somewhat shocked by such a thing.

"It's nothing, it's just a stomach problem. It will happen when the work pressure is high." Jiang Chenyi clutched his stomach, cold sweat broke out slightly on his forehead.

Lei Yi handed over a bottle of water: "Stomach disease can't be taken lightly, go to the hospital when you have time."

Jiang Chenyi took the water, and replied very gently: "Okay."

The two walked towards the school step by step along the river. The sunset gradually sank, and the sound of passing ships honking broke through the silence of the river from time to time.

Jiang Chenyi's steps were bigger than Lei Yimai's, as if deliberately widening the distance between them.From Lei Yi's point of view, he could only see his back and the elongated shadow on the ground. No matter how hard he chased him, he couldn't keep up with the aging pace of time.

The short distance of two steps seems to be a distance that can never be crossed.

"Go slowly, wait for me..." Lei Yi deliberately dragged his feet, waiting for Jiang Chenyi to look back at him.

"If you don't go, it will be dark soon." Jiang Chenyi squinted his eyes and looked at the sunset that was about to sink into the horizon, and said with a pun, "Time can't stop."

"I don't need time to stop, I just want you to stop." Lei Yi took two quick steps and rushed directly in front of him.

Jiang Chenyi didn't say anything, just shook his head and smiled wryly.

He is such a person, since he knew it was useless to say it, so he simply chose not to say anything.

The rain has come very regularly in the past few days. Today's rain is almost at the same time as yesterday, and even the magnitude of the rain is about the same.Since they didn't have an umbrella, the two of them could only run towards the apartment building in the rain like idiots. When they finally got downstairs, Lei Yi suddenly turned around and rushed into the rain again: "I still have something to do! You go up first!"

Lei Yi rushed all the way to the cafeteria. Fortunately, the auntie in the small restaurant upstairs was still packing up. He begged desperately, and finally got a bowl of porridge and a plate of pickles.

When he came out of the cafeteria, the rain didn't stop at all. Lei Yi stuffed the plastic bag with the porridge bowl into his wet clothes, and then ran back to the apartment building.

"Where have you been?" Jiang Chenyi has consciously changed Lei Yi's clothes, and now he is vigorously wiping the water from his hair with his face towel.

"Here, supper." Lei Yi took out the porridge and put it on the table, "You can have some porridge if you can't eat greasy ones, don't be hungry and dizzy and eat me in the middle of the night."

"...Are you sure you won't die suddenly after eating this?" Jiang Chenyi gasped.

Lei Yi's face looked as if he had just been fished out of the lake. The bowl of porridge followed him around. It looks like it has been flooded with a lot of rain.

"Your uncle, don't eat it." In fact, Lei Yi didn't expect that this bowl of porridge would be so unbearable, and he didn't expect that he was willing to risk his face in the heavy rain to buy it for him because of the wrong string. A bowl of hot porridge.

A towel fell from the sky, and then he rubbed his hair vigorously.

"What are you doing? What are you doing! If you want to wipe it, I can just wipe it myself..." Such a towel covered his head and face and rubbed it indiscriminately. If you don't know how to be gentle, don't force it, I will do it myself, I will do it myself..."

There was a slight coolness on the forehead, as light as a breeze.

But Lei Yi's heart skipped a beat.

It was a kiss, a real kiss.

Lei Yi hurriedly peeled off the towel, both of them were about 1.8 meters tall, so Jiang Chenyi's breath fell on his face.

"Lei Yi, what should I do to you?" Looking at each other from such an extreme distance, Jiang Chenyi did not avoid his eyes, but held his face solemnly with a wry smile and worried seriously. The unexpected rain was warm in his eyes, "What... do you want?"

"Me?" Lei Yi approached a little bit, and kissed his lips without warning, "I want your heart."