God is poisonous

[Team] Bubbles: Princess, come quickly!I will give you a unparalleled artifact, which is guaranteed to keep your hatred stable, and you can handle monsters without any worries!

As soon as he went online the next day, Bubbles greeted him happily, which confused Lei Yi.From District 37 to now, Wei Yuzun has been struggling for so many years without laughing before him, and he has never heard of such a useful thing.

After receiving the gift from Bubbles, Lei Yi was in a bad mood.

[Team] Bubbles: The props released in the version update a few days ago can poison any weapon, even if you are not an assassin or a dark gu pharmacist, you can use poison-type big moves!Those who are recruited have a 65% chance of being poisoned!

[Team] OT Little Princess: New props?Is it reliable?

Lei Yi expressed deep doubts about this gem called arsenosha.

It can be said that true knowledge comes from practice, and the little princess OT rushed towards the pile of monsters with a small iron sword that was poisoned with arsenopyrite.

A myriad of Gu devoured the body and let it out, poisoning myself.

[Team] Bubbles: Princess, our nanny was beaten by a group of monsters again, hurry up and block the knife!Hey, why are you poisoned, princess?

[Team] Bubbles: Princess, the DPS side is OT again, hurry up and bring all the monsters back!Hey, princess, why are you poisoned again?

[Team] Bubbles: Princess, the nanny is out of medicine again, hurry up and make up for it yourself!Damn, why have you been poisoned all the time!

【Team】Bables: Princess!Princess, you can't get down!Princess we need you!Princess, speak up!

With a 65% chance, once you play it once, the OT little princess finished the 1-hour dungeon in such a painful way.

[Team] Bubbles: Princess, how about this artifact? !Let me know what you think!

[Team] OT Little Princess: I feel like IQ is broken.

[Team] Bubbles: =_=

Mental patients have wide thinking, and mentally disabled children have more joy.

Lei Yi knew that if his upgrade speed was too fast, it would attract suspicion again, so he had made up his mind to slow down deliberately. Who knew that he couldn't even think about it when he followed the Xuewulou rookie group!

A true warrior who dares to face the bleak upgrade speed and face up to the happy 2B teammates.What kind of mourner and happy man is this?

Surrounded by this bleak upgrade speed and cheerful 2B teammates, the only thing he is happy about is that Xuewulou's land reclamation in the Tiannan Sanctuary also has no results, and the Behemoth treats the goddesses as ruthlessly as they treat them show mercy.

Knowing that they are not doing well, Lei Yi is relieved.

Just when he was about to go back to his own account to have a look, the master who had never seen the end of Shenlong suddenly sent him a summons.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Joining the team is still Tianwai Shrine.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: This time you won't turn halfway into the battlefield again, will you?

[Private Chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: It's hard to say, it depends on Yu Shengyan's mood.

[Private chat] You said to Xuemanjiangshan: Master, Yu Shengyan is my teacher's wife, right?

[Private Chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: No.

It's all up to this point and still pretending, is this the legendary Tsundere?

[Private chat] You said to Xuemanjiangshan: I won't disturb your two-person world, but can I trouble you to get me a 60 suit?

[Private Chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: You have just passed level 40.At this rate, it will take at least one month for you to reach level 60.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: ... People have no long-term concerns, but they must have near-term worries.By the way, just click on the weapon casually, let's smash Ling Que with a few gems and enchant it.

[Private Chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Get out!

After getting off the little princess account and replacing it with Wei Yuzun who couldn't smile before going online, Lei Yi suddenly felt alive.

Pulling the team straight to the battlefield, Tong Xing's unrestrained wild kills knocked the second-ranked team a few blocks away.Back at his home court, Lei Yi no longer had taboos in YY, singing loudly all the way forward.

[Region] Dajiangliu: Grass!Did Wei Zun Ling Xiao eat explosives today?

[Region] Tumi: No, it's just that today the boss's royal conquest is in person.

[Region] Da Jiangliu: Oh, I understand in seconds.

Today's battlefield is going smoothly, and everyone's enthusiasm is of course high. Lei Yi immediately decided to strike while the iron is hot.

[Guild] You can't laugh in front of Zun Yu: All the online groups of the first group and the second group gather together, let's fight Behemoth Behemoth!

[Guild] Impure Little Chunjie: Wow, I can't help it, boss, I'm going to shit!

[Guild] Pick up a pants: I'll deliver paper to him!

[Guild] Trammels: I'll deliver medicine to him!

[Guild] Luh, Luh: I'm going to accompany him!

[Guild] You will laugh when I shoot an arrow: I... I will go to watch!

[Guild] Dark Moonlight: Boss.

[Association] Only Yu Zun couldn't laugh: Even you ran away for me?

[Guild] Gloomy Moonlight: No, how could a pharmacist like me, who is cold, noble, full of intellectual charm and shrouded in holy light, do such unscrupulous things!Don't worry, I just ran after them and killed them all, don't be too moved, my spirit will always be with you.

[Region] Tumi: I want to go, but we can't fight, right?

[Guild] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Day!

Members fled and went offline one after another, and YY suddenly became deserted. Lei Yi was about to follow the offline to sleep, when he suddenly saw a red horn message floating on the World Channel.

[World] Illegal animals: Tiannan Sanctuary recruits a person with lofty ideals to participate in the grand event. It requires equipment with a score of [-] or more. It can fight, carry, have a sense of responsibility, and operate tough. It is best to be a swordsman!The part-time wages are easy to talk about!

Damn, just now I said I was going to play the Tianwai Shrine with a trumpet, but now it's changed to the Tiannan Sanctuary. Don't guess what the goddess is thinking, you can't even guess it.

Lei Yi clicked the mouse and directly applied for joining the team.The captain must have been smacking, seeing the scary score of nearly [-] in a blink of an eye, he let it go.

System: Only Yu Zun can't laugh before joining the team.

[Team] Illegal animals: How can you have the face to join the team if you can't laugh!

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: It requires an equipment score of more than [-], can fight, can carry, has a sense of responsibility, and is strong in operation. It is best to be a swordsman. Isn't this talking about me?

[Team] Illegal animals: Get out of here, you are not welcome here!

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: What if I don't leave?

It's also thanks to the great face of his number one master, if it were someone else, he would have been kicked out of the team long ago, so how could he be allowed to commit crimes on other people's territory.

[Team] Xuemanjiangshan: You can follow us to fight, but you must obey my command.Out of the equipment, everyone rolls together, is it fair enough?

This distribution method where everyone has a chance sounds impeccable. In fact, in a large group of 25 people, the chance of getting a ROLL is only 25/[-].Xueman Jiangshan looks aloof from the outside world but is very shrewd on the inside. Improperly being a profiteer really blinded his talent full of black water.

[Team] You can't laugh in front of Zun: Deal.

The most unreliable alliance in history was established, and the death squad of 25 began to rush to Tiannan Sanctuary.

Yu Zunqian couldn't help laughing. From the teleportation point to the map of Tiannan Sanctuary, he saw the female swordsman in white in front of him at a glance.

Xue Man Jiang Shan ran with his head buried in his head and didn't even intend to pay attention to him, he also flew up immediately, deliberately following behind and kept interrupting and teasing.

[Current] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Hey, wait for me, beauty!

[Currently] The snow is all over the country: Get out.

The perspective is different, and the feeling obtained is really completely different.

In front of the little princess of OT, Xue Manjiang unscrupulously showed his lower limit, but in front of Wei Yuzun who couldn't smile, he was so indifferent and indifferent, he couldn't tell that he was a real old man at all.But the more indifferent he is, the more he can arouse Lei Yi's desire to conquer.

Strictly speaking, Behemoth is not too difficult to fight. Its output is extremely high, and it is basically an instant kill when it is hit, so it can only be outsmarted and not reckless.There are six pill furnaces around the scene. When the player attacks the pill furnace to a certain extent, refined pills will appear next to the pill stove. At this time, Behemoth will eat the pills desperately.There are two kinds of pills. Gains and debuffs appear randomly. If the Behemoth eats the buff pills, it will be like a hang-up. It will destroy the group instantly without explanation. If it eats the debuff pills, it will appear weak, poisoned and slow Waiting for the state, which is a good time for the player to do it.

There are currently two ways to play. The first one is that the player consumes all the buff pills and leaves the debuffs to Behemoth. This can strengthen the player and weaken the boss at the same time, but the disadvantage is that if your character is tragically reduced There are too few beneficial pills, and the behemoth will start killing people if it has nothing to eat.The second is to leave all the pills for Behemoth Behemoth, but in case of the best buff pills appear, Behemoth Behemoth will not only increase in size, but also speed up. tragedy.

Usually Weizun Lingxiao adopts the second style of play, which requires that the output must be high enough, and try to kill the Behemoth before it becomes too powerful.However, there is always a gap between theory and reality. It is simply impossible for human beings to quickly defeat the Behemoth with amazing blood volume without taking the buff pill.

The style of play adopted by Xuewulou is obviously the first one. This style of play does not require strong output but requires a high degree of cooperation from the entire team.Judging from the miserable experience of being in the rookie group for so long, it is obviously difficult to do this.

The behemoth Behemoth can play any profession in one move, and the amount of blood is completely out of consideration.After excluding the blood bull warrior T, the only ones who can take on this important task are the swordsmen.Although Yuzun's equipment and controls are superior to Xuemanjiangshan's, Xuemanjiangshan obviously does not intend to give up the position of the main T, but stands majestically at the front of the team alone.

Xuemanjiangshan: You can't laugh, I will Rabbimon first at the beginning, and you go to the stove.

Only Yu Zun can't laugh: I turn on the stove?Are you joking?

It is an insult to his profession to put such a high-attack and violent swordsman on the stove!

Snow Man Jiangshan: Start!

Xueman Jiangshan opened Ying Yangjia and rushed straight to the feet of the Behemoth Behemoth, but Wei Yuzun couldn't laugh in front of him. A meteor rushed to the front of him in an instant, and he exploded!

The wind reversed in an instant, and the behemoth Behemoth roared, and rushed towards Wei Yuzun enthusiastically, unable to laugh, he hurriedly fired Meteor Chasing the Moon again and retreated quickly, then jumped three times with Qinggong and ran away.Although the person in charge of controlling the field is full of snow, Yu Zun couldn't laugh at this steal, so the original plan had to be changed accordingly.

Xueman Jiangshan: Responsible for the acceleration of the stove, and the pharmacist adds blood that is not funny.

In fact, without his arrangement, the pharmacist in the team has already started to add blood to Wei Yuzunqian's status, and the DPS responsible for turning on the stove has also started to operate rapidly. .

Only Yu Zun can't laugh: the buff speed of the second stove on the left is eaten!

Only Yu Zun couldn't laugh: everyone next to the first stove stood back!Hurry up on the right TMD!

Only Yu Zun couldn't laugh: Beamon didn't hide when he came, did he raise fish in his head!The nanny saves people quickly!

Only Yu Zun couldn't laugh out loud and began to command, while Xuemanjiangshan automatically became a DPS, and could only tickle Bimon on the periphery.

Only Yu Zun couldn't laugh: Grass!Behemoth started beating people, did he take any pills?The second furnace and the third furnace on the right are not enough to attack, Xue Man Jiangshan went to help!

Happy Joy Monkey: Help!Boss, come and help, the two of us really can't fight each other! ┬＿┬

Xueman Jiangshan jumped back to the side of the second alchemy stove on the right, and started to beat the two alchemy stoves as sworn enemies.

Seeing that there was a sign of passing, everyone was rejoicing, and had long forgotten that it was not their boss who was directing passionately at this moment.Lei Yi is used to his own death squad who regards death as home and a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. Today, he unexpectedly encountered such a team that obeyed the command and dispatched well, as if he forgot that he was just an outsider who came to work.

At this moment when the whole people's carnival was in full swing, Lei Yi suddenly heard Xue Man Jiang Shan's calm voice was a bit more dull with suffocated anger: "Grass."

Lei Yi's chest was immediately filled with the sense of accomplishment and satisfaction of being a prostitute.