God is poisonous

6 You Can't Die If You Don't Die

Behemoth is over after all.

When it fell to the ground unwillingly reciting its lines, the whole team was blown up.

[Team] Beauty with bones: Wow!Apothecary's weapon!A miracle, a miracle happened!

Miracle Needle is the top level 90 weapon of healing pharmacists, and it is also a thing that kills people. The weapons for outputting occupations and tanks are okay. As long as you have the ability to often find the boss of level 90 dungeons to say hello, that top weapon will be available sooner or later. Dark Gu pharmacists use it Although Lei Que, the offensive needle, is rarely produced, at least it is not scarce, but the miracle needle of the healing pharmacist is as rare as a miracle, absolutely priceless, not to mention that most of the healing pharmacists are girls , all kinds of funders rushed to buy it as a gift for their sweetheart, making Miracle's worth even more deceitful.

[Team] Yu Shengyan: ROLL.

System: The beauty rolled 67 points.

System: Queen rolls 35 points.

System: Medicine World rolled 68 points.

System: Beauty is not a trick and rolls 88 points.

System: Only Yu Zun couldn't laugh and rolled 93 points.

[Team] Illegal animals: You can't laugh, you are not a pharmacist, roll a wool!Go away!

[Team] Only Yu Zun couldn't laugh: Whoever said that if you are not a pharmacist, you can't roll. Didn't your boss just say that when you get the equipment, everyone rolls together. Am I not everyone?

Xueman Jiangshan will confuse the key point and he will also secretly change the concept. They are all hooligans who are afraid of whom.

Everyone looked at each other.

I didn't even think about it when I was immersed in the joy of victory just now, but now I saw Wei Yuzun laughing in front of me and secretly changing concepts, and finally remembered that one of the 25 people was not only not my own, but also the least popular in Xuewulou scoundrel.

[Team] Only Yu Zun couldn’t laugh: I participated in the land reclamation team and worked as a part-timer. I was in charge of directing the equipment and rolling the first place. I met all the requirements for sub-equipment. Of course this miracle should be mine.

[Team] Illegal animals: rolling balls!You are still unreasonable!

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: When have I ever been reasonable?

[Team] Illegal Animals: Idiot, you are the one who runs the server?Even if we default, you don't want to take away this miracle today! 24 to 1, you can kill everyone if you have the ability!

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: The fighting is so disharmonious, I just took a screenshot of the result of the ROLL point, whether you send it to the official or the forum, you should be sentenced to black equipment.Compared with the reputation of Xuewu Building, miracles are just floating clouds.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Violation of the rules, give him the miracle.

[Team] Illegal Animals: Boss, there is no miracle for our first-line pharmacists, and this scumbag is going to give the first one? !

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Don't talk nonsense, give it to him.

Although the illegal animal assigned the miracle to Wei Yuzun, he couldn't laugh, but it could be seen that the entire team in Xuewulou was about to explode.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Get out if you are satisfied.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: wait a minute, how about the part-time salary?

As soon as Lei Yi said this, not only Xuewulou fried the pot, but even he felt that he was quite inhuman.If anyone dared to tease him like this, he would have chopped him up a long time ago, so how could he be allowed to push his feet recklessly.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Calculated according to the market price, it is not short.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: how to do it according to the market price?A gold medalist like me can't be hired no matter how much money is given.

Xue Man Jiang Shan remained silent, as if trying to suppress his anger.

【Team】Xueman Jiangshan: What exactly do you want?

Miracles are good things, but Lei Yi really has no shortage of them. The reason he is pressing so hard is to gain more bargaining chips. Looking at the situation, not to mention the sale of pharmacist resources, he is just borrowing more than ten or twenty from Xuewulou. Every pharmacist would nod in agreement.

As soon as the words came to his lips, Lei Yi's mouse moved past the snow-white figure in front of him, but the wickedness in his mind suddenly broke out.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: you.

Thick smoke billowed from Tiannan Sanctuary, and the whole team was on their backs.

[Team] Xueman Jiangshan: Only respected Ling Xiao is full of talents, and there is no shortage of me as a part-time job, right?

[Team] Wei Yuzun can't laugh: I think you misunderstood me. If you have nothing to do to have fun, wouldn't it be happier if I let Yu Shengyan come to work?I'm proposing to you, don't you see my sincerity?

[Team] Illegal animals: Shit, sincerity, I feel the malice!

[Team] Queen: Faced with such a disgusting joke and such a bloody plot, why am I shamelessly cute?

[Team] An Asuka: I made such a big circle just to propose, this is definitely true love!

[Team] Beauty is not a trick: Is this not a marriage proposal or a forced marriage?

Xue Man Jiang Shan remained silent the whole time without saying anything, and it took a long time before he said: I am a man.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: I just like transvestites.

The whole group's three views are broken.

[Team] Yu Shengyan: Hahahaha that's too funny, Jiang Shan, you just follow him!

Snow is all over the country: Jade smokes!

These three words Xueman Jiangshan were yelled in YY, the tone was very helpless and ambiguous, just like when he shouted to stop making trouble on the gang channel before, even Lei Yi gave goosebumps all over his body.

[Private chat] The illegal animal said to you: You have also seen the relationship between the boss and Yu Shengyan, so you can find a more reliable China Merchants Bank if you want to sow discord!Don't fucking disgust others and ask for it!

[Private chat] You said to the illegal animals: I just like snow-covered mountains and rivers.

[Private chat] The illegal animal said to you: Your uncle, let me kill you!In the next life, you'll have nothing to do!

[Private chat] You said to the violating animal: Can the two of them make a breakthrough?Don't you feel uncomfortable seeing the two girls getting bored together?

[Private chat] Animals that violate the rules say to you: Isn't it more embarrassing to see you chasing after our boss like a 2B!

[Private chat] You said to the illegal animal: How about we play a game?

[Private chat] The illegal animal said to you: What are you betting on?

[Private chat] You said to the violating animal: Bet that I will get him sooner or later.

[Private chat] The illegal animal said to you: I don't have time to bet with you, I'll find a place to vomit first. -_-convex

Ge Ying escaped the illegal animal, Lei Yi ran back in a good mood and continued to force the marriage.

[Team] Only Yu Zun couldn't laugh: How about it, have you considered it?

System: Xueman Jiangshan has left the team.

[Team] Beauty with bones: Hey, the boss seems to be offline!

wipe!

Lei Yi had black lines on his face.

Things like strategically pretending to be disconnected can also be done, and the integrity of the snow-covered mountains and rivers has also been lost!

The fact that Wei Yuzun proposed to Xueman Jiangshan with a smile in front of him quickly spread throughout the server, and even the people on Weizun Lingxiao's side collapsed following the Three Views.

I met Lu Ling on the way to class in the morning, and this guy shook hands with him enthusiastically as if he had finally found an organization: "Boss, I know you are a pervert, but I didn't expect you to be so perverted!"

When going online at night, Lei Yi habitually clicked on OT Little Princess first, but he didn't expect to receive a private chat message from Xuemanjiangshan as soon as he went online.

[Private chat] Xue Man Jiangshan said to you: Apprentice, come to the venue immediately.

Hearing his urgent tone, Lei Yi didn't dare to neglect, and rushed back to the venue as fast as he could.

The meeting place of Xuewu Building is in Changbai Snowfield, which is a high-level map, and all the monsters are above level 76. The Tianchi plank road up the mountain is also surprisingly difficult to walk, and all the low-level trumpets in the meeting come back with teleportation symbols.The scene is always snowing. The four basic weather conditions are light snow, moderate snow, heavy snow, and heavy snow. The area as far as the eye can see is completely white, and the clothes of the players are an exceptional scenery here.

Sitting next to the stone tablet full of famous servers, the plain cloud robe and brocade sleeves together with the silver special light effect are simply perfect protective colors in the snow scene. If Lei Yi hadn't looked carefully, he would have missed it.

The OT little princess ran quickly to Xueman Jiangshan.

[Current] OT Little Princess: Master, should you change your clothes?This dress is good-looking, but if you die in the snow, I don't know where to collect your body.

【Currently】Snow-covered mountains and rivers:...

The trading bar popped up, and a level 60 suit plus a +10 fully inlaid and enchanted purple Lingque sword was lined up in the window.

Lei Yi couldn't help laughing out loud.

Yesterday righteous words told him to go away, but today he eagerly put together the equipment in advance, this guy is really the legendary Tsundere.

[Current] OT Little Princess: Master, this ceremony is too heavy, and I feel that the pear is too big!

[Currently] Xueman Jiangshan: I will probably disappear for a while as a teacher recently, so this can be regarded as an early graduation ceremony for you.

[Current] OT Little Princess: Oh, are you going on a trip or on a business trip?

【Currently】Snow-covered mountains and rivers: avoiding debts.

Lei Yi had an epiphany, did he intend to disappear for a while to escape him?

After knowing the truth, the instigator of this farce was completely insane.

[Current] OT Little Princess: Master, you are too irresponsible, what should I do if you leave?What should I do if someone bullies me?What if the lunatic who respects Ling Xiao comes to kill me again?What do you do when you are alone at night and can't find anyone to talk to?What should I do if I get into trouble and can't find anyone to take the blame?

[Currently] Snow is all over the country: If the last one is removed, the front is still quite touching.

[Current] Little Princess OT: I already know about your forced marriage, don't worry, next time you tell that pervert to marry me!

[Current] Xueman Jiangshan: What's the use of marrying you?

[Current] OT Little Princess: I will let them die forever.

[Currently] snow covered mountains and rivers: =_=

Of course Lei Yi didn't intend to kill them all, if he really scared Xue Man Jiang Shan away, who would he be happy with?For the sake of future fun, it is still necessary to let him go temporarily.

[Current] Xueman Jiangshan: Alright, go find Yu Shengyan, she will take you to brush books and level up today.

[Current] OT Little Princess: Are you sure she is taking us to practice leveling and not to death?

[Current] Snow Man Jiangshan: ...then go find the violation.

[Current] OT Little Princess: I still prefer to be with you.

【Currently】Snow-covered mountains and rivers: Really?

At this moment, Lei Yi seemed to see that the columnar bar expressing goodwill was rising rapidly.

[Current] OT Little Princess: Well, really.

[Currently] Xuemanjiangshan: Alright, you go learn a pharmaceutical skill, I still have some low-level medicinal materials in my warehouse, help me make them into finished products.

[Current] OT Little Princess: I make medicine, so what are you doing?

[Current] Xue Man Jiangshan: I'm going to sleep.

[Current] OT Little Princess: Aren't you going to be with me?

[Current] Xuemanjiangshan: Don't worry, I will park the phone next to you, and you can see me when you look up at any time.

Lei Yi wished he could flip the table over on the spot.

[Current] OT Little Princess: How many materials are there?

[Currently] Snow Man Jiangshan: Not many, about...[-] groups or so.Think about it, not only can you increase the favorability of the master and apprentice with me, but the life skill points of the finished product of [-] groups of medicinal materials are enough for you to rush to the master level.You don't need to run around to collect or go to the market to spend money to acquire master-level pharmaceutical skills. From now on, you can already make high-grade medicinal materials by yourself and sell them. You can become a generation of wealthy businessmen just around the corner.Think about it, are you still a little excited?

Even if he has been keeping the fastest speed for one set of 2 minutes to make medicine, he can only complete 30 sets in one hour, and it will take at least 800 hours for 26 sets!Lei Yi instantly understood what it means to die if you don't die.

[Current] OT Little Princess: Master, you are so kind to me! -_-convex

[Current] Snow Man Jiangshan: You can see that I am so low-key.

Depend on!Xuemanjiangshan is as cold and ruthless to the enemy as winter snow crushes dead branches, and is as unequivocal to his own people as autumn wind sweeps fallen leaves.Are the attributes of being arrogant and black-bellied really a man? I said? !

[Current] OT Little Princess: It's so boring just looking at it, can I do something embarrassing to you when you're not around?

[Currently] Snow covered the country: It is best not to.If I find you have any misconduct when I come back tomorrow, I will immediately kick you out of the division.

[Current] OT Little Princess: ...

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