God is poisonous

Of course, Lei Yi would not be so stupid that he clicked the mouse for 26 hours. After getting the pile of materials to learn skills, he decisively mailed the materials to Wei Yuzun, and then went online and threw the loose materials into the warehouse. , Take out all the finished products.The large number of entries and exits in the middle of the night once made Tumi and the others think that the boss's account had been hacked again.

When they knew the real intention of the boss's move, they all expressed that Yali was very big.

[Team] Dark Moonlight: In ancient times, King You of Zhou played with the princes, but now there is someone who can't laugh and collapses in the warehouse in the middle of the night. Boss, take it easy.

[Team] Impure Little Chunjie: Boss, if you really like it, just marry, why bother making us look like underground gangsters!

[Team] Ye Qingliang: Together, together, together!

[Team] Picking up a trousers: Stop talking nonsense, the current situation is obviously that the boss is in unrequited love!

[Team] Ye Qingliang: As the saying goes, to possess a person's mind, one must first possess a person's body. Hurry up, boss, we will hold his hands and feet for you!

[Team] Trammels: ... Such a powerful logic.

[Team] Lu ah Lu: ... What a powerful sentence pattern.

[Team] You laugh when I shoot an arrow: ... What a powerful moral.

[Team] Impure Little Purity: You can have this!Otherwise, if the snow is full of mountains and rivers is a steel bear man, isn't our boss raped?

[Team] Picking up a pants: Is it really appropriate to discuss the topic of refreshing the lower limit in the middle of the night!

[Team] Tumi: Boss, although you are having fun these days and not harming us, it is really great news, but you must not let yourself get involved.The words are rough and the rationale is not rough, it's really not worth it to get on with yourself for the sake of tossing Xueman Jiangshan, and it's even more worthless to get on with Wei Zun Ling Xiao.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Shut up, even if I really want to pay the whole gang to please him, it's my business, and you don't need to ask.In case Wei Zun Ling Xiao really breaks up, I will return you to a stronger gang within a month.

There was silence among the team.

[Team] Gloomy Moonlight: It's over, the boss is crazy.

[Team] Tumi: It's over, the boss is in the second grade.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Don't worry about it, I've always been the only one who plays with others, when have you ever seen someone play with me?

Snow Man Jiangshan really just disappeared.

When Lei Yi woke up, Xue Man Jiang Shan was still posing stubbornly and sitting next to the stone tablet of Xue Wu Building. The snow fell from the sky, like a clean ink freehand painting.

The following discussion was left on the guild message board:

Beauty with dry bones: The boss squatted at the stele for a whole day and didn't move his nest. Is he planning to directly become a husband-wife stone?

A flying bird: Wangfushi?I personally thought it was more like a gatekeeper pug.

Happy Youxi Monkey: A pug squatting at the gate, with dark eyes, wanting to eat meat and bones~~

Queen: Shouldn't it be foolish to be laughed at?Lighting candles and praying...

Beauty is no trick: let's just be together, it's really embarrassing to see the boss like this, who can bring him back hey!

Illegal animals: Do you want to die!

Yu Shengyan: So it really looks alike, let’s take a group photo decisively!

Illegal animals: ...

Standing in front of the snow-covered rivers and mountains and turning his perspective to examine carefully, Lei Yi in front of the computer couldn't help but laugh out loud.

On weekdays, the cold and snow-covered mountains and mountains seemed unattainable, but at this moment, it really looks like a pug squatting at the gate, showing its cuteness unscrupulously to the passers-by.

The players who ran the business came in a hurry with the little donkey, and most of them would be awed by this rare scene, and they all stopped to take pictures to commemorate it.

A famous name in one life will be destroyed in one day.

This fully proves that you always have to pay back when you come out to mess around, and you will be scammed sooner or later.

Lei Yi drove the little princess OT to turn around and want to leave, but couldn't help but turn back after taking two steps.

Don't thank me, just treat it as me doing good deeds.

Standing looks more imposing than sitting. Lei Yi originally only wanted to click an interactive action to pull Xueman Jiangshan up, but he clicked on Hug with a flick of the mouse.

System: You gently hug the snowy mountains and rivers.

His heart skipped a beat.

It's an absurd and incredible thing to be moved by a lifeless 3D model.

Since Styx, he hasn't felt this heartbeat for a long time.

Lei Yi shook his head, it must be because he was too lonely during this period of time to have an illusion, he will naturally stay in the deep of the house, and he will naturally go crazy if he stays in the deep, honestly.

After downloading the game, Lei Yi started looking for his long-forgotten friend on his phone.

"Hey, Yang Kai!" Yang Kai and Lei Yi have been friends since they were young. They have been causing trouble together since they were wearing crotch pants, and their relationship is quite good.

"Do you fucking know what time it is? What's the matter?" The voice on the other side was low and hazy, slightly hoarse with fatigue, and obviously impatient. "To make a long story short, I'm very busy."

As soon as Lei Yi heard this suspicious voice, he knew that he might have interfered with other people's good affairs, so he quickly cut to the topic: "Long time no see, everyone come out and get together."

"I'm abroad and I'm not free."

"Tianzi, whose call is it?" Another man's voice came next.

"A scum, ignore him, let's continue."

"Don't...well, the phone...the phone hasn't hung up yet..." There was an ambiguous murmur of panting on the phone, and the person on the other side obviously didn't even bother to hang up the phone and went straight to work.

"It's okay, he will hang up."

"If he doesn't hang up..."

"Then let him listen enough."

"...Your sister." Lei Yi held the phone with black lines on his face.

"Liu Mingyu, get out tomorrow and let's get together." Although Liu Mingyu has a bad temper, he is a good person other than being competitive. The two used to fight openly and secretly because of their aura, and finally shook hands and became friends.

"No time, I'm going to bring a large copy tomorrow." The voice on the phone was very noisy, as if it was in a KTV or a bar nightclub or something like that.

"You're a healer with a hairy dungeon, and you won't go out of business if you don't play the Three Realms for a day!" It's strange, Liu Mingyu's cold and self-confident temperament has always hated these places to the extreme, and he hasn't seen them for half a year. Transsexual?

"The Three Realms won't go bankrupt, but if I don't go, some idiot will definitely take the opportunity to steal. Now I'm busy catching rapes, so I hang up." Liu Mingyu briefly explained the reason why he couldn't attend the appointment, and then quickly hung up the phone .

"...Catch rape?" Lei Yi held the phone in a daze.

"Hey, Yu Shaoyang, let's have dinner together tomorrow." Yu Shaoyang is a few years older than Lei Yi. Lei Yi won't find him if he can't find anyone to send him a boring time.

"Who are you?" The voice on the other side was full of indissoluble mist, and it was born with ambiguous feelings. Even if Lei Yi couldn't see the real person, he could still conclude that it was a stunner, and... [-]% a man.

"This is Yu Shaoyang's phone number?"

"Who are you?" The person on the opposite side was persistent, and it only took ten seconds to switch from the slight doubt at the beginning to the deep hostility.

"Tell him I'm Lei Yi, and tell him to answer the phone." No matter how nice the voice is, it can't stand the bad temper. Yu Shaoyang's aesthetics are really consistent.

"Xiao Xiang, who is calling?" Yu Shaoyang's voice came from afar.

"Oh, it's from the neighborhood committee, and they said they're coming to do a census to see if there are any births beyond birth."

"Shit, I really want to give birth, but unfortunately you can't give birth either." Yu Shaoyang's voice approached quickly, "Don't hang up, wait for me to tease her!"

"The old lady of the neighborhood committee can do it too! Get lost!" There was a roar from the opposite side, and the phone was cut off.

"... Grass." Lei Yi held the phone helplessly.

With the passage of time, everyone has their own life, and it is no longer the time to get together as they like, and they have to deal with loneliness and so on.

Reluctantly throwing down the phone, Lei Yi could only log in to the Three Realms again.

[Guild] Yu Shengyan: It's just in time, your master asked me to take you to level up, let's join the team.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Sister Yu, where is my master?

[Team] Yu Shengyan: I don't know.

[Team] OT Little Princess: Even you don't know?Aren't you my mistress?

[Team] Yu Shengyan: Who said I was your wife?

The OT little princess immediately shut up. Although it often looks like it is equal to it, it is better not to provoke this gorgeous cactus with thorns all over its body.

[Team] Bubbles: Sister Yu, what shall we play today?Or the Heavenly Shrine?

[Team] Yu Shengyan: The people in today's group are all relatively high-level, let's go to Xuanming Cave.You strive to graduate from the novice group as soon as possible, so I can arrange for you to go to the third group as substitutes.

[Team] Bubbles: Oh yeah!Sister Yu, I love you! (^o^)/

Xuanming Cave is located deep in the underground maze of Xuanming Mountain. Because the distance is too long and the level of monsters in the maze is relatively high, in order to avoid unnecessary attrition when taking apprentices, most players are unwilling to come here to take apprentices. True newcomers It is even more impossible to walk safely to the entrance of the dungeon, so this place is absolutely inaccessible, but it can produce top-grade equipment at level [-].

Bubbles twittered in high spirits all the way, as if he had just found out he had won the lottery.

[Private chat] You said to Bubbles: Are the three groups very NB?Why are you so happy to be a substitute for the third regiment?

[Private chat] Bubbles said to you: You don’t understand this, one group is the elite group led by the boss himself, the second group is the uncle group led by Sister Yu, one is all hardcore players, and the other is all smashers Qian Lai is close to the goddess, do you think you can really replace those two groups?Only the three regiments led by the violating vice president are our warm harbor, Sao Nian!

[Private chat] You said to Bubbles: Oh, so it seems that the three groups are ordinary member groups?

[Private chat] Bubbles said to you: No, the third regiment is a substitute for the first regiment and the second regiment.The Third Regiment was originally not a regiment but an unaffiliated substitute. If there were too many substitutes, it became a regiment.

[Private Chat] You said to Bubbles:  …

Wouldn't it be over if you just said it was a bunch of mobs? !

[Private chat] Bubbles said to you: By the way, if you enter the third group, you must act cautiously and keep a low profile.

[Private chat] You said to Bubbles:?

[Private chat] Bubbles said to you: Although everyone likes to make fun of the boss, in fact, it is an unstoppable favorite!If sister Yu is a goddess, the boss is the male god in everyone's mind!

God?Wearing that shemale skin can still be called a male god?Completely violate and have no sense of substitution, okay? !

[Private Chat] You said to Bubbles: So what?

[Private chat] Bubbles said to you: The boss has never taken in an apprentice, but this time he made an exception and accepted you, which is enough to make many nympho envy and hate.

[Private chat] You said to Babulus: Then why hasn't he accepted apprentices?

[Private chat] Bubbles tells you: He has a phobia of intimacy.

[Private chat] You said to Bubbles: I know about the barriers to interpersonal communication, but what kind of eccentricity is the phobia of intimacy?

[Private chat] Bubbles said to you: That's it. After the relationship has reached a certain stage, he will start to flee involuntarily and refuse further contact.He drew a circle to enclose himself, no matter how close his friends were, as long as they stepped into this circle, they would immediately become his enemies.

[Private Chat] You said to Bubbles: Is there such a saying?Then why doesn't he reject me?

[Private chat] Bubbles said to you: That means you two are not close enough!He thinks you will never get into that circle, so it doesn't matter at all.

[Private Chat] You said to Bubbles:  …