God is poisonous

Birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided by essence.

In exchange for Wei Yuzun, Lei Yi couldn't go online with a smile, and couldn't vent his stomach full of anger, so he called Tumi and Dark Moonlight and went straight to Tiannan Sanctuary to find trouble with Behemoth Beast again.

That night, the Weizun Lingxiao Elite Group was wiped out until the sky was dark and the sky was dark.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: shit, even the mob in Xuewu Building can pass, but you can't?

[Team] Gloomy Moonlight: How can it be the same? They treat you as a god, but we treat you as scum.

[Team] Tumi: Although the boss abused me thousands of times, I treat him like first love, but to this extent, the concubine can only kneel down, okay?

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: What exactly do you want to express?

[Team] Gloomy Moonlight: Dissatisfied!

[Team] Tumi: Dissatisfied!

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: Oh, what does it matter to me that you are dissatisfied?

[Team] Gloomy Moonlight: Boss, at least give us some leeway when you speak, how can we answer the conversation when you speak so bluntly?

[Team] Only Yu Zun couldn't laugh: I didn't intend to ask you to take the call, so hurry up and organize the team for the next round.

[Team] Dark Moonlight: Tyrant!

[Team] Tumi: Faint Lord!

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: If the Behemoth Behemoth is given to the wheel today, each person will be given a subsidy of 5 gold, a set of special effect potions for each profession, and a bonus of [-]% at the end of the month.

[Team] Impure Little Pure: Wow!Is this still our ferocious, cruel, physically and mentally hurting boss who just laughed it off! ⊙o⊙

[Team] Pick up a pants: Our boss can't be this cute!

[Team] Trammels: There have only been sticks and whips, but today there is a pot of sweet soup.Why did the boss suddenly become enlightened?

[Team] Luh ah Lu: Boss is so upbeat all of a sudden, we assholes can't help watching it!

[Team] You laugh when I shoot an arrow: Boss, did you win the lottery or endocrine disorders?

[Team] Wei Yuzun couldn't laugh: Forget it, what I said just now is invalid, and you will fight hard. If you can't pass, I will go to the second team as a substitute, and all the dividends at the end of the month will be deducted!

[Team] Gloomy Moonlight: Splashing water out of what you say, invalidating it, etc. will damage the glorious image of the boss.Tumi, what do you think?

[Team] Tumi: Anyway, I am not in charge of the warehouse of the guild.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: ...

Facts have proved that the hegemonic expansion policy of Jin Yuanjia stick is very effective, and the next dungeon is like a bamboo shoot. Behemoth finally died of hatred after taking countless pills and being molested.

The second day's course is business psychology. The professor who teaches business psychology is like a magic stick in terms of physiology and psychology. It takes a lot of courage to dare to skip his class. Even Lu Ling had to temporarily put down the game and rush to class .Lei Yi was too excited to fall asleep at night because of beating Beamon, so he overslept in the morning.

When Lei Yi rushed into the classroom with the determination to die, he found that everyone was sitting in their seats bored, with blank expressions as if they were platooning in a battlefield.

Look at the time, it is already 9:10, isn't the class starting at 9:[-]?

"What's the situation now?" Lei Yi sat on the empty seat next to Lu Ling.

"...Probably because the dungeon was reset." Lu Ling said thoughtfully.

"The professor just called to say that today's class has been temporarily changed, everyone should go back." The monitor sent the belated notice very hard.

All around yawned and complained.

"...It turned out that the server restarted." Lu Ling suddenly realized.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: how to level up now to be efficient?

It's been too long since this number reached the full level, so long that he has forgotten how he got here from Xiaobai step by step.Now the mainstream upgrade maps and upgrade methods are changing rapidly, and it really takes some effort to successfully stay away from the decline of Bubbles.

[Team] Tumi: Eat Dragon God Pill, it is safe, efficient and has no side effects, creating miracles in minutes.

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: You pay?

[Team] Gloomy Moonlight: Then we take turns taking you to brush books to ensure efficiency.

[Team] You can't laugh in front of Zun: you will be discovered by Xuewulou.

[Team] Tumi: Just sit in the rookie group and practice leveling.There are three good things for a newcomer, gentleness, simplicity, good plasticity, and a casual DIY affair with a lot of sense!

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: the speed is too slow.

[Team] Gloomy Moonlight: Spend money to get someone to take you, card bugs are unlimited swiping, efficiency is the first and no one will talk to you nonsense.

[Team] You can't laugh in front of Zun: there is no challenge.

[Team] Tumi: Then go to Xuemanjiangshan to sell yourself cute, not only the upgrade speed is fast, but also the relationship between master and apprentice can be enhanced!

[Team] Only Yu Zun can't laugh: ... I'd better take the Dragon God Pill.

Being a T monster is a hard job, and being a T monster for the new team of Xuewulou is an extremely hard job.

T generally doesn't pay attention to his blood volume, that's because it seems easy to get heart disease with big ups and downs.

In the past, only Yu Zun couldn't laugh in front of him, and occasionally went to fight monsters and didn't pay attention to his blood volume. That's because the level is high, the equipment is good, the operation is strong, and the healers know that once the boss dies, the consequences will be very dire.

When the OT little princess is carrying monsters for the Xuewulou rookie group, she also doesn't pay attention to her own blood volume, because no matter how hard she tries, after rushing out, she will inevitably encounter all sorts of strange problems such as the deputy T's nanny being beaten to output OT and so on. , and then rushed to the street without any suspense.

With the Xuewulou newcomer group, my mother no longer has to worry about my blood volume!

[Guild] Shangshan: Is there any female number in the guild that can be used?Yu Jie is not limited to cute girls, as long as she is a girl!

[Guild] Beauty with dry bones: Then go find the OT little princess, the boss's apprentice, it is said that she has a better figure than a goddess!

Lei Yi was taken aback for a moment, and then Shangshan's private chat message was sent over.

[Private chat] Shangshan said to you: Princess, my brother will take you to practice leveling!

[Private chat] You say to Shangshan: Well, okay.

Who should take it with him? It is of course much less labor-intensive for someone to take the initiative to send it to your door to act as a coolie than hugging your thighs everywhere or torturing yourself in the rookie group.

Lei Yi casually clicked on the other party's message and looked at it, and his three views were instantly shattered.

Demon, wrestler, level 12, a novice with bare equipment and an assassin's dagger.

Dude, where do you get your confidence from?

Saying goodbye to the Confidence Emperor, a whole group of Dragon God Pills was eaten, and the little princess of OT rushed to level 61 silently.Putting on the equipment prepared by Xueman Jiangshan, he felt completely transformed.

[Guild] Bubbles: Princess, we need you!

[Guild] OT Little Princess: Hit the Heavenly Shrine again?

[Guild] Bubbles: Look at your future!Our levels are so high and our equipment is so good, it is no problem to form a small group to brush Xuanmingdong!

[Guild] OT Little Princess: Just because you have this condition doesn't mean you have this strength.

[Guild] Bubbles: =_=

[Guild] Xueman Jiangshan: Apprentice, your speed of leveling is really surprising.

Lei Yi was stunned, it's over, Xue Man Jiang Shan was obviously not there when he went online just now, as he told Yu Sheng Yan Tuo Gu before he went offline, if he doesn't disappear for ten days and a half months, he will be sorry for his situation.The news of the apprentice's upgrade will be fed back to the master as soon as possible. As long as the snow-covered mountains and rivers disappear for more than ten days, even if the OT princess reaches the full level, she can still use the excuse of an expert to support her. After more than ten levels, this is obviously cheating!

[Guild] OT Little Princess: That's because Master taught me well.

[Guild] Bubbles: Let me go!When we broke up yesterday, you were 5 levels lower than me, but now you are 12 levels higher than me. What kind of teaching, that's not how you cheat!

[Guild] OT Little Princess: Actually, I am a GM, do you believe it?

[Guild] Bubbles: Actually, do you believe that I am God?

[Guild] OT Little Princess: ...

After discovering this astonishing fact, the entire Xuewu Building, especially the members of the rookie group, were all blown up. Seeing that God couldn't stop the plot from leaking out this time, Lei Yi could only keep silent and wait and see.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Apprentice.

As soon as the words fell, the female swordsman was already standing in front of the little princess OT, the Lifeng sword in her hand flashed a dazzling spark, and then retracted behind her back.

Lei Yi's heart trembled, isn't this guy trying to kill the traitor righteously?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Master, don't be impulsive!My level has risen fast and your master-student reputation has also risen fast. This is a good thing for you. You should praise me, right?

[Private Chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Who are you?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Your apprentice.

[Private Chat] Xue Man Jiangshan said to you: I just saw with my own eyes the short-term special effect of using the Dragon God Pill on your body, at least ate a set, do you understand what that means?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: At least you know now that your apprentice is a local tyrant.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Why didn't you use it when you first transferred to the server?

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Because I only won 500 million in the lottery yesterday.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: ...

Lei Yi was obviously talking nonsense, but of course Xue Man Jiang Shan would not be so stupid as to really believe it.

The small bridge is flowing with water and flowers are flying in the evening, and the female swordsman in purple is standing at the head of the bridge. The golden red afterglow of the sunset spreads down from the end of Longpan Mountain, and the mist of the waterfall rolls around the petals, lingering colorfully.

The misty rain is hazy, the water and the moon are blue, staring at the fireworks in the sky, where is the beauty.

For a moment, Lei Yi felt that he really wanted to rush up and hug him.

[Private Chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Forget it.

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Master, it’s not a solution to always eat Dragon God Pill, take me to level up when you have time.

[Private chat] Xueman Jiangshan said to you: Since you are so rich, I don't have to be polite to you.The cost of taking you to practice leveling is calculated according to the market price, plus travel expenses, lost work, medicine, equipment wear and tear, and mental damage. In addition, I have been chased for debts these days. The risk factor is very high, and the cost will have to go up by at least 20%...

[Private chat] You said to Xueman Jiangshan: Goodbye! -_-convex