.
"I'm not afraid."
"So you're not normal."
"..." I stared at him for a while, then said slowly, "Lei Yu, sometimes your EQ is too low."
"It's not a bad thing to have a low EQ. In fact, the EQ of the Mafia is almost negative."
I ignored what he said later, and continued: "However, your tragedy is that as your EQ decreases, your IQ also decreases, and your tragedy is almost as good as Romeo and Juliet."
Lei Yu's facial expression froze for a moment, I could see Lori clearly.
"Please, Lori, go to Hall A to gather quickly." A notification came from the speaker, and I smoked. Can you stop calling me so violently?Now I'm famous...
"Come on, girls, if you stay here for a few days, you're probably going to have a nervous breakdown. Do something serious while you still have the consciousness, and add a glorious record to your work records at the end of the year."
"Adding ten pens is the same," I rolled my eyes, "Peng Lie owes me salary for not one or two months, even if I upgrade to Lei Feng, it is impossible to get salary, not to mention salary, there is no bonus at the end of the year Head. I'd better stay honest, after all, it takes a lot of effort to be a straw man."
"...What are you doing as a straw man?"
"Can't you see? Cursing is actually my job, and that's what my grandmother did. How about it? Do you have any grudges? I'll help you out."
"Actually, it's really suitable for you to join the mafia. Just hang around in this world like this. Maybe one day you'll become the wife of a mafia leader."
"Cinderella will be Cinderella honestly. Why do you always think about becoming a phoenix? What's more, this is the world of the mafia. Phoenixes don't exist at all. There are only beautiful she-wolves here. The group The mafia boss flirts with his own family members all day and stuff, if you really want a woman that much, go to a nightclub with me, bastard, what's the matter with flirting in front of my face? ? It really affects the next generation."
"Does that group of mafia leaders also include our BOSS?" Lei Yu squinted at me.
"I hope he's never the one to go to death."
"Then what else do you want? It's not moral behavior to have an office romance."
"Did I say that I want to have an office romance? The main reason is that he doesn't pay my salary now. If the wife in the family takes care of it, it becomes a 'bronchitis'. Wouldn't it be even more difficult for me to get my salary?"
"After talking for a long time, aren't you still doing it for money? Sure enough, you are a miser. In this way, you are quite similar to Lord Mamun."
"Please don't compare me with him. He just loves money, but I regard money as a beautiful collection. I am a collector."
"It seems to me that you are actually a miser, so pretend less."
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"What do you want from me?" I walked slowly into Hall A and saw several adults waiting for me.
"The traitor you captured last time has escaped. Go and capture him. If you really can't capture him alive, just kill him on the spot. He's not an important person anyway." Captain Baimao let out another high-decibel roar. The ear should be scrapped.I thought maybe I should get a personal accident insurance.
"Why me?" Puzzled.
"Decide by drawing lots." Confidently.
"It doesn't count if I didn't participate."囧rz
"It doesn't matter if you say it or not." He became more confident.
"You guys are really irresponsible." Twitched.
"Thank you for the compliment." He looked proud.
Meow, do you think I really praise you!That's too much! Hey!Bullying a Loli, you guys!
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In the forest, there was a man looking back while running. I carefully compared him with the person in the photo, and determined that he was the escaped traitor.It's better to kill him quickly, it's so tiring to catch him alive!I'm not some vile cat-and-mouse guy who likes to play games of cat and mouse, tormenting myself, isn't that crazy?Absolutely haven't taken medicine, this kind of person!
[The target is determined, use the laser gun to shoot, and wipe it out on the spot.Once the plan is made, it begins to be executed. 】My earphones were made by Spana who helped BOSS complete Xburner at the beginning, which is a bit similar to BOSS's contact lenses.
"Crooked?" After 30 seconds of shooting, that guy was still alive, seemingly unscathed? !
You bastard, are you a Transformer? Sure enough, none of the people involved with Pengo Lie are normal people, of course not including me——I reconfirmed this point.
"Change to a different bullet!" I thought about it and made a decision.Go back quickly after erasing it, the noon theater is about to start, I forgot to set the recording today.
The bullet I replaced this time was the "Enhanced Version of Prison Temple Rotary Tracking Bullet" given to me by BOSS, which is as powerful as an atomic bomb.
Hey, I'm just kidding, do you really believe it?IQ is really low... [Being beaten by a group
[Target locked, wiped out once.Once the plan is made, it begins to be executed. 】Hey, it turns out that the earphones that BOSS gave me are for this purpose...Hey, isn’t this a replica of BOSS’s own earphones and contact lenses!
So a violent explosion happened to be a disaster. Sure enough, the role of the dragon will be promoted to cannon fodder in the end, and there is not even a line of last words "help me take care of my mother". It's really sad ╮(╯_╰)╭
So even if you are serving tea and pouring water, don’t be cannon fodder. You can’t make money and your life is in danger. Some mince pies or a miniature Christmas tree, probably a suicide note.
But it's too dangerous to deal with gunpowder, how did the boss control you to survive until today?Uncle Nobel is too great, you must be kind to people who study gunpowder in the future, even if I am ordered to kill you, I will desperately leave you a whole body!
I was preparing to meet Valia, but suddenly a high-decibel Baimao's voice came out of the earphones, how did he get connected to the earphones!
"Hey, rubbish, there are signs of a hostile family's intrusion in the western forest, you go and check." After explaining this, he hung up again.
...Damn, he probably thinks I'm just running errands.Although I have been in Vengley for so long, I have never come into contact with a hostile family alone, because I have always followed the BOSS.
It seems that after I go back, I really want to buy a life accident insurance.Of course, the premise is that I can go back.
"Look! This is a member of the Pengo Lie family! Kill her!" Sure enough, there are still hostile families, cut, what a pity that one person singles out a group of people!
Captain Baimao, I must ask you to give me a raise when I go back.
My job is a killer, hiding in the dark and sneak attacking, a killer with one shot, my only weapon is a gun.Because I can't fight with the box, I can't light the flame of the ring, if in other words, it means I have no consciousness.
But what exactly is enlightenment?Where it exists and what it looks like, I don't know.I don't have the only belief in my heart, because I still don't know what I live for.For my own family?But I have left and joined Vengley.For the Pengelie family?But I never seemed to care about this place.
I have also asked the guardian and the boss, but the answers they gave were not the same.
So I made a guess, everyone's awareness is different.
The awakening of the boss is to use his own power to protect his family and companions.
And what is my consciousness?
5. The brief trip to the headquarters of the secretary of Chapter 5...
I went back to Valia's base, it's already night, take a good shower and go to sleep.
I feel very comfortable lying in the bathtub, which is not so relaxing in the headquarters. Sometimes even when going to the toilet, I have to smooth things over.From this point of view, compared to the boss, Mr. Xanxus is better.If I can work in Valia without life-threatening work, I would rather stay here, but forget it, life is the most important thing ╮(╯3╰)╭
"My sister carried the doll on her back and walked to the garden to see the cherry blossoms. The doll cried and called her mother, and the bird on the tree laughed..." My mobile phone rang, hey, who set this song for me, obviously Look at my timidity, you want me to answer the phone quickly!It's not that I haven't heard this song before, the lyrics are so scary!
But as soon as I pressed the answer button, the disaster happened.
The image of BOSS appeared on the wall opposite the bathtub, what are you doing!Are screens installed in the bathroom too? !Valya is too inhuman, right?Be careful that your own [beep——] photo was exposed that day, you bastard!
"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be taking a shower." Boss smiled apologetically when he saw me, but your tone didn't sound like you were apologizing at all, Mouth!In fact, you just want to take advantage of me, you bastard!
Noticing that I was still in the bath, I quickly got into the water, covered my chest with both hands, and asked vigilantly: "BOS
"I'm not afraid."
"So you're not normal."
"..." I stared at him for a while, then said slowly, "Lei Yu, sometimes your EQ is too low."
"It's not a bad thing to have a low EQ. In fact, the EQ of the Mafia is almost negative."
I ignored what he said later, and continued: "However, your tragedy is that as your EQ decreases, your IQ also decreases, and your tragedy is almost as good as Romeo and Juliet."
Lei Yu's facial expression froze for a moment, I could see Lori clearly.
"Please, Lori, go to Hall A to gather quickly." A notification came from the speaker, and I smoked. Can you stop calling me so violently?Now I'm famous...
"Come on, girls, if you stay here for a few days, you're probably going to have a nervous breakdown. Do something serious while you still have the consciousness, and add a glorious record to your work records at the end of the year."
"Adding ten pens is the same," I rolled my eyes, "Peng Lie owes me salary for not one or two months, even if I upgrade to Lei Feng, it is impossible to get salary, not to mention salary, there is no bonus at the end of the year Head. I'd better stay honest, after all, it takes a lot of effort to be a straw man."
"...What are you doing as a straw man?"
"Can't you see? Cursing is actually my job, and that's what my grandmother did. How about it? Do you have any grudges? I'll help you out."
"Actually, it's really suitable for you to join the mafia. Just hang around in this world like this. Maybe one day you'll become the wife of a mafia leader."
"Cinderella will be Cinderella honestly. Why do you always think about becoming a phoenix? What's more, this is the world of the mafia. Phoenixes don't exist at all. There are only beautiful she-wolves here. The group The mafia boss flirts with his own family members all day and stuff, if you really want a woman that much, go to a nightclub with me, bastard, what's the matter with flirting in front of my face? ? It really affects the next generation."
"Does that group of mafia leaders also include our BOSS?" Lei Yu squinted at me.
"I hope he's never the one to go to death."
"Then what else do you want? It's not moral behavior to have an office romance."
"Did I say that I want to have an office romance? The main reason is that he doesn't pay my salary now. If the wife in the family takes care of it, it becomes a 'bronchitis'. Wouldn't it be even more difficult for me to get my salary?"
"After talking for a long time, aren't you still doing it for money? Sure enough, you are a miser. In this way, you are quite similar to Lord Mamun."
"Please don't compare me with him. He just loves money, but I regard money as a beautiful collection. I am a collector."
"It seems to me that you are actually a miser, so pretend less."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"What do you want from me?" I walked slowly into Hall A and saw several adults waiting for me.
"The traitor you captured last time has escaped. Go and capture him. If you really can't capture him alive, just kill him on the spot. He's not an important person anyway." Captain Baimao let out another high-decibel roar. The ear should be scrapped.I thought maybe I should get a personal accident insurance.
"Why me?" Puzzled.
"Decide by drawing lots." Confidently.
"It doesn't count if I didn't participate."囧rz
"It doesn't matter if you say it or not." He became more confident.
"You guys are really irresponsible." Twitched.
"Thank you for the compliment." He looked proud.
Meow, do you think I really praise you!That's too much! Hey!Bullying a Loli, you guys!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
In the forest, there was a man looking back while running. I carefully compared him with the person in the photo, and determined that he was the escaped traitor.It's better to kill him quickly, it's so tiring to catch him alive!I'm not some vile cat-and-mouse guy who likes to play games of cat and mouse, tormenting myself, isn't that crazy?Absolutely haven't taken medicine, this kind of person!
[The target is determined, use the laser gun to shoot, and wipe it out on the spot.Once the plan is made, it begins to be executed. 】My earphones were made by Spana who helped BOSS complete Xburner at the beginning, which is a bit similar to BOSS's contact lenses.
"Crooked?" After 30 seconds of shooting, that guy was still alive, seemingly unscathed? !
You bastard, are you a Transformer? Sure enough, none of the people involved with Pengo Lie are normal people, of course not including me——I reconfirmed this point.
"Change to a different bullet!" I thought about it and made a decision.Go back quickly after erasing it, the noon theater is about to start, I forgot to set the recording today.
The bullet I replaced this time was the "Enhanced Version of Prison Temple Rotary Tracking Bullet" given to me by BOSS, which is as powerful as an atomic bomb.
Hey, I'm just kidding, do you really believe it?IQ is really low... [Being beaten by a group
[Target locked, wiped out once.Once the plan is made, it begins to be executed. 】Hey, it turns out that the earphones that BOSS gave me are for this purpose...Hey, isn’t this a replica of BOSS’s own earphones and contact lenses!
So a violent explosion happened to be a disaster. Sure enough, the role of the dragon will be promoted to cannon fodder in the end, and there is not even a line of last words "help me take care of my mother". It's really sad ╮(╯_╰)╭
So even if you are serving tea and pouring water, don’t be cannon fodder. You can’t make money and your life is in danger. Some mince pies or a miniature Christmas tree, probably a suicide note.
But it's too dangerous to deal with gunpowder, how did the boss control you to survive until today?Uncle Nobel is too great, you must be kind to people who study gunpowder in the future, even if I am ordered to kill you, I will desperately leave you a whole body!
I was preparing to meet Valia, but suddenly a high-decibel Baimao's voice came out of the earphones, how did he get connected to the earphones!
"Hey, rubbish, there are signs of a hostile family's intrusion in the western forest, you go and check." After explaining this, he hung up again.
...Damn, he probably thinks I'm just running errands.Although I have been in Vengley for so long, I have never come into contact with a hostile family alone, because I have always followed the BOSS.
It seems that after I go back, I really want to buy a life accident insurance.Of course, the premise is that I can go back.
"Look! This is a member of the Pengo Lie family! Kill her!" Sure enough, there are still hostile families, cut, what a pity that one person singles out a group of people!
Captain Baimao, I must ask you to give me a raise when I go back.
My job is a killer, hiding in the dark and sneak attacking, a killer with one shot, my only weapon is a gun.Because I can't fight with the box, I can't light the flame of the ring, if in other words, it means I have no consciousness.
But what exactly is enlightenment?Where it exists and what it looks like, I don't know.I don't have the only belief in my heart, because I still don't know what I live for.For my own family?But I have left and joined Vengley.For the Pengelie family?But I never seemed to care about this place.
I have also asked the guardian and the boss, but the answers they gave were not the same.
So I made a guess, everyone's awareness is different.
The awakening of the boss is to use his own power to protect his family and companions.
And what is my consciousness?
5. The brief trip to the headquarters of the secretary of Chapter 5...
I went back to Valia's base, it's already night, take a good shower and go to sleep.
I feel very comfortable lying in the bathtub, which is not so relaxing in the headquarters. Sometimes even when going to the toilet, I have to smooth things over.From this point of view, compared to the boss, Mr. Xanxus is better.If I can work in Valia without life-threatening work, I would rather stay here, but forget it, life is the most important thing ╮(╯3╰)╭
"My sister carried the doll on her back and walked to the garden to see the cherry blossoms. The doll cried and called her mother, and the bird on the tree laughed..." My mobile phone rang, hey, who set this song for me, obviously Look at my timidity, you want me to answer the phone quickly!It's not that I haven't heard this song before, the lyrics are so scary!
But as soon as I pressed the answer button, the disaster happened.
The image of BOSS appeared on the wall opposite the bathtub, what are you doing!Are screens installed in the bathroom too? !Valya is too inhuman, right?Be careful that your own [beep——] photo was exposed that day, you bastard!
"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be taking a shower." Boss smiled apologetically when he saw me, but your tone didn't sound like you were apologizing at all, Mouth!In fact, you just want to take advantage of me, you bastard!
Noticing that I was still in the bath, I quickly got into the water, covered my chest with both hands, and asked vigilantly: "BOS
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