The History of Blood and Tears of Secretary Pengo Li

S, why are you looking for me so late? "

The boss still smiled: "I want to tell you that the earphones I gave you consume a lot of power. Generally, you have to charge them after about five times of use, otherwise they will be on standby."

Then what are you doing to me, huh!Could it be that you discovered this problem and found it troublesome, so you gave it to me?Am I a garbage solution?Did Secretary Circus use it for you?I was confused: "Boss, please tell me about this kind of thing earlier, and how should the earphone be charged?"

"Spanner just handed over the charger to me, you can go back to the headquarters tomorrow to get it!"

"Huh? Go back to the headquarters tomorrow?"

"Yeah, the headquarters has been pretty damaged recently, so I don't have time to send it to you. Do you have time tomorrow?"

"Understood, Boss."

"But..." Boss suddenly changed the subject, "Lolli, your skin is pretty good."

My face twitched: "Boss, please note that you are talking to me who is taking a shower, and you are talking directly via video, please don't take this opportunity to harass your subordinates."

"Hey - but Loli, your skin is really good, what country are you from?" Boss looked innocent.

"... Chinese people, please don't make excuses for nothing, you know it clearly. And if you don't cut the video again, be careful that I will sue you for harassment."

"Don't be so angry, see you tomorrow." Then the boss ended the call.

Damn... I have to tell Captain Baimao some other day to get me the big screen in the bathroom!

Besides, the big screen is installed in the bathroom? !What kind of broken place is this...

Today, I went back to the headquarters to get the headset charger according to the request of BOSS.So I saw that abominable lengthened Lincoln again... I complained again... about my salary... BOSS, you pay me salary, salary, salary...

Seeing the familiar headquarters, I suddenly felt nostalgic...even though it was only two days since I left the headquarters.

'Knock knock! 'According to the usual practice, you have to knock on the door to enter the tenth generation's office, and you have to abide by many rules to be a secretary. It's these broken rules that I'm not happy about.

"Please come in." Ah, it was the voice of the BOSS, I really miss it... although I only heard it last night.

"Boss, let me get the charger for the headset."

The boss took out a lollipop from the drawer and said, "Take it, don't forget to charge it in time."

"...Are you sure this is a charger?" Hey, hey, kidding me, it's obviously a lollipop!

BOSS nodded affirmatively, and told me the charging method: "Plug the power plug of the charger into the electric board, and put the end of the lollipop in the groove on the left side of the earphone. It takes about half the time to charge each time. Hours."

"I understand, then Boss, I'm leaving first." I was about to walk out of the office, but I was knocked down at the door.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts...who..." I rubbed my head while looking at the perpetrator.Then I was so scared that I couldn't move because the person who bumped into me or the person I bumped into was Hibari-sama...

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!" I jumped up from the ground and immediately jumped three feet away from him.My bear look really resembles when the BOSS first took office. At that time, he seemed to be very afraid of Lord Skylark... Although he is not afraid now, he is still very polite to Lord Skylark.

But I, Lori, are just an ordinary person, if I fail, I will be instantly killed by Master Skylark!His duckweed crutches are horrible——

'My sister carried the doll on her back and went to the garden to see the cherry blossoms. The doll cried and called her mother, and the bird on the tree laughed...'The phone rang again, who is looking for me at this time?

"Lollie, where did you go? Lord Squalo is looking for you! He is only three feet away from digging the ground. If you don't show up again, he will destroy the entire Valia base!" Lei Regardless of the language, 21, it was a burst of bombardment to me, and the decibel was almost the same as that of Captain Baimao.Is this practiced? ==

"Call the white-haired captain or the loudspeaker to wait. I'm preparing to go back to Valia. After all, it's the headquarters. Even if I have wings, why use them to fly? It's a waste of energy, and the wings are used to make fried chicken wings No... No, my saliva is about to flow out."

Lei Yu: "I said, how much do you love to eat? You will gain weight if you continue like this. You should also think about dieting a little... And why do you always divert the topic from the middle?!"

I looked disdainful: "I didn't change the topic, Loli, my cute instinct doesn't allow Loli to say that."

"I said, what's the matter with your cute voice? It's obviously old enough for me to stop, okay?"

"People don't pretend to be cute, they say they are really cute, they say they are always 16-year-old buds~~"

"Don't use parallelism, you bastard...and don't say such cute things in a curse tone of 'you're going to die'! Idiot!"

"I thought Lei Yu that you liked cute girls very much, didn't you? Sure enough, you still like Queen S, right? First she tied you with chains and ravaged you crazily, and finally hugged you very gently to the bed and exploded your ass. Should I give you a ghost attack?" I took the phone away and asked the boss, "Boss, do you know anyone who knows ghosts?"

"How about Riboun^_^?"

"That's not bad," I said, back on the phone.

"Stop your super-sexy language and imaginings, I will never fall in love with a man in this life! You super-s!"

I don't know if it's my illusion, I feel that Lei Yu's voice is very gnashing of teeth, should I go to the dentist?

I pouted: "Don't you like ghosts and beasts? How about switching to Nian Xiagong? Seriously, Nian Xiagong is also very loving! Especially when he tells you that I must caress you... Thunder language? Hello? Thunder language?"

There was a busy signal on the other end of the phone, and I twitched fiercely: "Yes, that's the one!...That one is also good, yes! Uh...I don't like this very much..."

The voice of the boss came in when I was talking excitedly: "Lollie, don't be lazy, I already knew that the phone was hung up, go back to Valia to work."

"Didn't I just want to take a good look at how the headquarters is doing? I was found out! Cut!" I tilted my head and cursed secretly.

"Cut your head off! Go to work!"

"I am back."

"Lollie——what the hell did you do? You didn't say a word when you left, so that I was treated as you and was bombarded for a long time—" Lei Yu rushed over, grabbing my clothes with a ferocious expression.

"BOSS asked me to go back to the headquarters, so I went back."

"Then think about it for the person who is here as a shield."

"What are you talking about? Are you living well now?"

"Where's your conscience? Dig it out and show me."

"It was eaten by a dog long ago. Do you want me to tell you the address of the dog? If you really want to see it so much, you can exchange it with [-] yuan."

"……no need."

"Ah—why did you just come back now, woman—" The high-decibel loudspeaker...

6. The reassignment of the secretary of Chapter 6...

I resumed my indifferent professional expression: "Captain Baimao, please lower your decibels a bit, the little girl's ears can't bear it."

"Huh? What did you say? My voice is low enough!" Captain Baimao frowned, then suddenly shouted again, "What did you call me just now?"

I looked at him with dead fish eyes, thought for a few seconds and said, "Don't you like the title White-haired Captain? Then use the idiot megaphone."

"I'm going to chop you into mincemeat right now—"

"If you call me just to yell at me and chop me into meat paste, then I'll go first. My brother Lei Yu can chop me up as you like."

Lei Yunu: "Lollie! Don't betray me!"

"Wait a minute!" Baimao held me back, "I asked you to come here on a business trip to Mirufiore to investigate the situation."

"That's Vongola's alliance family, right?! Investigate the situation of Mao—"

"This is a top secret, you can go and monitor Bai Lan, report his every move to us, go now - do you have any questions?"

I was angry: "I beg you, that is the behavior of a stalker, right? That's only done by wretched uncles such as Kondo Gorilla? Why do you want me, a young girl, to do it, you bastard! I curse you after being blasted by xanxus Was blasted N times!"

"It's not a young girl who would say such a thing—you are already an uncle!" Bai Mao became angry from embarrassment.

Lei Yu gave me a blank look: "Rampaging and imagining, once a day is enough, give me a little bit... I'm sorry I was wrong, put the gun down and we have something to talk about."

"I'm talking about it. Isn't it okay to leave this kind of thing to an illusionist like Mr. Frog? I'm just an ordinary person. Occasionally, I have to think about my safety. I want to live too."

Lei Yu complained: "The people who can use the machine gun as smoothly as the Pengel [-]th generation uses X gloves to fight, and join the Pengelie and still live to the present are beyond the scope of ordinary people, okay?"

"Lei Yu can't vomit indiscriminately!"

"Don't you often vomit this kind of trough?!"

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I feel like I have been very unlucky recently, like a ball, being kicked by everyone