Don't try to bend me

But forget about his sister-in-law, why doesn't Gu Jiqing share a room with him? !

Especially after knowing that his sister-in-law prepared the room for Gu Jiqing, Zhou Cibai became even more anxious.

The bedroom is indeed the largest and best guest bedroom in the house, and it also has a large independent balcony, but Zhou Cibai's room is at the far end of the corridor on the second floor, and the other is at the far end of the corridor, but his living room is also a living room. The two layers are empty.

In other words, as long as there is someone in the living room, if he wants to sneak into Gu Jiqing's room, he will definitely be caught. An old man reading a newspaper in the living room.

Can the days before school start to pass?

Zhou Cibai became anxious when he thought about it, and kept trying to hint at Gu Jiqing, but Gu Jiqing, who was always considerate, didn't seem to receive any signal.

In the end, it was his sister-in-law who couldn't help but care first: "Xiao Ci, are your eyes uncomfortable?"

Zhou Cibai, who was trying to hint with his eyes again, quickly said: "...No."

"Then why are you blinking all the time? There are no girls here. What are you doing?" My sister-in-law asked inexplicably.

Zhou Cibai, whose discharge was not received: "..."

Because his wife is there.

However, his wife just bent her lips slightly after hearing this sentence.

He knew that Gu Jiqing, a bad cat, must have done it on purpose.

But now he is at home, he knows that Gu Jiqing did it on purpose, and there is nothing he can do, he can only look at his sluggish smile, grinding his teeth itchy.

In the next second, my sister-in-law turned her head and said to Gu Jiqing: "Oh, yes, dinner is about to start. Grandpa and the others are still in the sun room on the top floor. Do you want to go and see?"

Gu Jiqing, who was gloating at first, gave a meal.

It must be necessary to go, otherwise it would be too impolite.

Just inexplicably nervous.

He couldn't say why he was nervous.

It's obviously not the first time to come to Zhou's house, let alone the first time to contact Zhou's family, but after changing his identity this time, he couldn't help but feel nervous because of the secret shy tension.

He stood outside the patio door and hooked the strap of his backpack, trying to make himself look more well-behaved and upright. After all, the Zhou family is famous for its strict family style, and he didn't want to leave a bad impression.

Thinking of the strong aura of Zhou's family at the last birthday banquet and the large set of formal and elegant Chinese New Year decorations in the living room, he couldn't help but turn around and ask Zhou Cibai: "Does your family need to kowtow to celebrate the New Year?"

He raised his head and asked so seriously that Zhou Cibai and his sister-in-law had smiles in their eyes at the same time.

Then the sister-in-law pushed open the patio door unexpectedly.

Gu Jiqing's heart tightened for a moment, and then he froze in place.

In the sun room of more than [-] square meters, Zhou Xiaoyue and Su Yuebai were wearing a one-piece dinosaur pajamas that looked like they were bought from Taobao. They were holding toy guns among the carefully tended green plants, and they were childishly mumbling to each other. Dudu, porridge successfully merged into them with one catapult.

Beside the small stone table, Zhou Zhenbai, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, was looking for something behind the old man helplessly: "Grandpa, how many times have I said, don't hide my cannon."

Mr. Zhou was obviously not convinced, and leaned on his crutches: "Who hid your cannon! Your cannon was obviously eaten by my car!"

Zhou Zhenbai nodded: "Then tell me why you can conjure three rooks in one game of chess?"

Mr. Zhou: "..."

Unreasonable and strong, "I want you to take care of it!"

Zhou Zhenbai turned his head: "Then Dad, you take care of it."

However, Chairman Zhou was wearing a floral sleeve sleeve and a floral apron, squatting in front of a pot of cycads, helping Mrs. Zhou, and he didn't even bother to deal with it: "You said that, you call me dad, and I call me daddy." His dad, how can I take care of him, you might as well let your son take care of him. "

As soon as the words fell, his son saw Gu Jiqing sharp-eyed, and immediately flicked the toy gun, and rushed towards Gu Jiqing with two short legs: "Brother Jiqing! The more I miss you, the more I miss you!" Ah! You gave Yueyue a lecture this time, okay? Last time, Yueyue won first place!"

And when he shouted, Mrs. Zhou, who was pruning potted plants, looked up and saw Gu Jiqing, immediately put down her tools, stepped forward and said softly: "Oh, little Gu, why do you look thinner than last time? Have you lost weight recently?" Eat well, look at your thin arms and legs... wait, are you not wearing long johns?"

Gu Jiqing: "?"

Before he could react, Mrs. Zhou had already made a judgment based on her rich combat experience: "It's such a cold day, how can your child not wear long johns!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and shouted, "Mother Liu! Hurry up and get some long johns that Zhou Cibai didn't wear!"

"No, Auntie, no need..."

"Also, Zhou Cibai, aren't you wearing it too!"

Without waiting for Gu Jiqing to decline in a panic, Mrs. Zhou had already stretched out her claws to Zhou Cibai's jeans, pinched them, and she didn't wear them, so she slapped heavily on the leg: "You must be the one who spoiled Gu!"

Zhou Cibai who acts as a human body heater for Gu Jiqing every day: "???"

Mrs. Zhou completely ignored his aggrieved expression, and directly started a surprise inspection: "Zhou Heng!"

Chairman Zhou quickly lifted the trouser legs of the suit: "Honey, I can wear it now."

Mrs. Zhou shouted again: "Zhou Zhenbai!"

Director Zhou, who was dressed in formal attire, looked like a dog, and had a gentle and aloof public image, stood there, maintaining his temperament, trying to struggle: "Mom, I'm already 32..."

However, Mrs. Zhou was stern and selfless: "You only need to wear it when you are older, otherwise you will have cold legs next year!"

"..."

So before Gu Jiqing had time to say anything, he was stuffed with a pair of long johns and pushed back into the room.

It was a wild game, but it was exactly what Zhou Cibai wanted.

Taking advantage of the turmoil, he sneaked into Gu Jiqing's room. He saw Gu Jiqing standing in the same place with his long johns in his hands, looking a little dazed. Mom scared?"

Gu Jiqing came back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "No, Auntie is very nice, it's just..."

It's just a little different from what I imagined.

Not only Mrs. Zhou, but the whole Zhou family's four-generation atmosphere is a little different from what he thought.

It was very noisy and blatant, without the deliberate rules of the Gu family, but full of the breath of life everywhere, not at all the upright taste of a wealthy family as imagined.

just like a...

Family.

A true home.

When Zhou Cibai said before that he wanted to become Gu Jiqing’s home, Gu Jiqing was actually not that touched, because for him, being with Zhou Cibai was just a pleasure. What a difference.

But at that moment just now, he suddenly seemed to have glimpsed some taste of home.

Looking at his drooping eyelashes, Zhou Cibai probably guessed his thoughts, lowered his voice: "Gu Zhizhi, do you like our family quite a bit?"

Gu Jiqing pursed her lips and did not deny it.

There was a smile in Zhou Cibai's eyes, and he took the opportunity to hug him even tighter: "Then why don't you marry me earlier, so that our home will be your home in the future."

Gu Jiqing was a little bewitched by his subwoofer: "Then what if your family doesn't like me?"

"will not."

"Ok?"

"At least as long as you wear long johns, my mother won't."

"?"

"..."

"."

"Zhou Cibai!"

Gu Jiqing, who finally realized Zhou Cibai's true intentions, had no time to struggle before he was pushed onto the bed by Zhou Cibai, untied the belt of his jeans, and bit his neck: "I told you not to live with me."

Gu Jiqing was afraid that he would act recklessly, so while pushing him, he explained: "I did it to avoid suspicion..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhou Cibai said in a low voice: "I know, so I listen to you for everything these days, okay?"

Zhou Cibai looked down at him with serious and gentle eyes.

Gu Jiqing's heart moved, Zhou Cibai took the opportunity to lower his head and slowly kissed his upper lip, Gu Jiqing was a little bewitched by his subwoofer, and naturally put his arms around his neck.

All the atmosphere is just right.

Then there was an innocent shout outside the door: "Brother Jiqing! Are you ready to put on your long johns? Mom said it's time for dinner! Would you like to help her make biscuits?"

The child's voice resounded through the sky, as if all wrongdoings were sins.

The warm and ambiguous atmosphere disappeared.

Zhou Ci Bai paused in place.

His expression was like a big dog who tried his best to eat meat, but was disturbed by a little mouse.

Gu Jiqing couldn't help laughing, pushed Zhou Cibai away, left a sentence "It's not that I won't give you food this time", then walked slowly into the bathroom that came with the bedroom, and locked the door behind him.

In the rest of the room, Zhou Cibai embraced Sukong: "..."

Ten seconds later, a terrified six-year-old screamed from the dignified Zhou family mansion: "Ah! Uncle! Don't put me on your shoulders! I'm afraid of heights! Ahhh!"

But obviously, Zhou Xiaoyue, who is afraid of heights, could not escape the clutches of the 1.9-meter giant.

When Gu Jiqing came out of the room, Zhou Xiaoyue was crying and hugging his father's thigh to complain, but his father was just sitting on the sofa, condescendingly taking ugly photos of him crying and sending [相亲爱爱一家人], there is simply no empathy

So when he saw Gu Jiqing, Zhou Xiaoyue rushed over to hug him like a child seeing his mother, and wept with his head buried in his head, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommm

Zhou Cibai just put Zhou Xiaoyue on his shoulder and twirled around: "?"

Why is there still a complaint?

Then Zhou Xiaoyue cried and said: "The more I feel wronged, I want to hug Brother Jiqing."

Zhou Cibai: "??"

Why didn't you want your dad to hug you just now?

Zhou Xiaoyue couldn't help crying: "Yueyue still wants Brother Jiqing to kiss and comfort him."

Zhou Cibai: "???"

Destroying his kiss and still wanting his own kiss? !

Zhou Cibai finally couldn't bear it any longer, and grabbed Zhou Xiaoyue's neck from behind and picked him up: "Zhou Xiaoyue!"

"Zhou Cibai!" Zhou Zhenbai couldn't hold back, raised his eyes, and asked directly, "Why are you bullying my son?"

Zhou Cibai didn't even think about it: "Obviously your son bullied my son first..."

For the word boyfriend, Zhou Cibai only had time to utter an "n", and Zhou Cibai realized something, and paused on the spot.

Gu Jiqing, who was about to rescue Zhou Xiaoyue from Zhou Cibai just now, also stopped on the spot.

The sister-in-law next to the cooking counter in the western kitchen, Su Yuebai in the living room, Zhou Xiaoyue who was being carried in his hands, and Zhou's father, mother, and old man Zhou who just came down from the balcony all cast suspicious glances at the same time.

Zhou Cibai: "..."

Gu Jiqing: "..."

After a dying silence.

Zhou Cibai reacted quickly, pretended to be calm, and said forcefully: "Obviously your son bullied my roommate first, look at how thin Gu Jiqing is, how can you hug him?"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Xiaoyue was put down, and he said to Gu Jiqing, "Didn't you say you want to help your sister-in-law make biscuits?"

Then he led him to the western kitchen quickly.

The rest of the people in the living room: "..."

Something doesn't seem right.

The only ghost, Su Yuebai, bit the bullet and tried to save him: "Well, the current straight men seem to like to hold hands..."

"Oh? Why don't I know." Zhou Zhenbai glanced at his four little red ears, unfolded the newspaper, and curled his lips slightly.

When Zhou Cibai led Gu Jiqing all the way to the Nakajima stage, the sister-in-law of the Zhou family, although stunned for a moment, quickly withdrew her attention and quickly handed the basin in her hand: "I wanted to I want to make a dessert after dinner, but no matter how you stir the flour, it doesn’t look right, is there something wrong?”

Gu Jiqing found the answer after only one glance: "Flour and butter should be mixed by turning, not in a circular motion, otherwise it will produce gluten."

"Ok?"

The sister-in-law blinked, half understanding.

Gu Jiqing didn't say much, but immediately took out a basin, eggs and granulated sugar, and quickly whipped it into icing sugar, then added butter, and then patiently and meticulously demonstrated what mixing was called while explaining.

Then skillfully mount flowers, decorate, and put them in the oven.

The whole process was smooth and pleasing to the eye, and the folded cuffs revealed a thin arm, showing a lean and powerful elegance.

A plate of delicious, delicious and delicious cookies was quickly brought out

Zhou Cibai's sister-in-law picked up a piece, put it in her mouth, swallowed it, and immediately opened her eyes wide, "Oh my god, Xiao Gu, this is too delicious!"

After speaking, he hurried to the living room with the cookies and couldn't wait to share them with everyone, and a burst of admiration soon came from the living room.

Gu Jiqing heaved a sigh of relief, turned around and went to the kitchen to turn on the faucet. With the sound of the water rushing, he finally couldn't help laughing and said, "Zhou Cibai, why did you even eat a child's vinegar just now?"

Zhou Cibai pumped two pumps of hand sanitizer, and after smoothing out the foam, he helped Gu Jiqing wash the flour on his hands, confidently saying, "Because you can only kiss me alone."

Childish to a little cute.

Gu Jiqing chuckled lightly: "Then what should I do if I reveal my secrets?"

Zhou Cibai did not repent: "If you reveal your secrets, you can only kiss me alone."

"Then what if your family kicked me out?"

"How could you be kicked out? Grandpa and sister-in-law like you so much."

"But I haven't had much contact with your parents, what if they don't like me?"

It's not that Gu Jiqing never thought about this possibility.

After all, liking for his son's roommate and liking for his son's boyfriend are completely different things.

Zhou Cibai was very confident: "No."

"why?"

"Because our family's ancestry has passed down ears, my grandfather, father, and brother are both, and my sister-in-law supports LGBT, so my sister-in-law must like you, and my brother listens to my sister-in-law, then my brother must like you, me and My brother likes you, my mother loves us the most, and I must like you too, and my dad listens to my mom, so my dad has to like you too. Counting Zhou Xiaoyue and Su Yuebai, the whole family likes it. You, we must be together."

How could there be such a reason.

The key logic fits perfectly, and Gu Jiqing was unable to refute it for a while.

But reality is never logic.

Gu Jiqing asked: "What if we are kicked out? Then shall we be Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai or Romeo and Juliet?"

"It's not right, I figured it out, I can be a tutor in my sophomore year, I can take over blueprints in my junior year, and I can start my own business to make money in my senior year, and my brother taught me to save private money, so I have a fortune at home. I don’t know about the small treasury, we were kicked out, and I can support you too.”

If it was just a sentence of "I stole the battery car to support you", Gu Jiqing might just take it as a joke, but it was such a serious answer with nose and eyes, as if he had really thought about it these days.

Gu Jiqing tilted his head to look at Zhou Cibai.

Zhou Cibai was holding his fingertips and washing them carefully under the faucet, his eyelashes drooping, and his voice was low and serious: "Anyway, you don't have to be nervous when you eat later, I'll try my best to make Grandpa and the others feel better." Be better, I won't let you be wronged again."

Big dogs are always like this. They usually look silly, but they will always feel safe.

Gu Jiqing's heart was soft and warm.

Zhou's kitchen is L-shaped, the western kitchen faces the living room, and the Chinese kitchen, which washes hands, faces the garden at the corner, and the living room is not visible.

So after watching Zhou Cibai for a long time, Gu Jiqing looked away, and said nonchalantly: "Then my boyfriend can actually give me a kiss before washing his hands to replenish some energy."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Cibai was slightly stunned, and when he saw Gu Jiqing's smiling eyes, his heart reacted instantly, he was overjoyed, and happily prepared to kiss Gu Jiqing's face with a smile.

However, it stopped in place a second before touching it again.

Because he looked over Gu Jiqing's shoulder and saw Zhou Xiaoyue outside the glass door of the Chinese kitchen.

Zhou Xiaoyue blinked.

He blinked too.

Through the door, Zhou Xiaoyue didn't hear or understand most of what he said, and it could even be said that he didn't understand at all, but with the sensitivity of a child, he caught the strangest and most curious vocabulary.

So he raised his head and said crisply: "Little uncle, what do you mean by raking your ears?"

Zhou Cibai: "..."

After a short silence, he chose to be a dirty adult: "It means a good man."

"Oh!"

Zhou Xiaoyue's eyes lit up instantly, he nodded heavily, and before Zhou Cibai and Gu Jiqing realized that something might be going wrong, they immediately turned and ran towards the living room.

And accompanied by a naive praise resounding through the sky: "Grandpa, Dad, great-grandpa, you are the world's best ears!!! So Zhou Xiaoyue wants a lot of red envelopes!!!"

Gu Jiqing: "..."

Zhou Cibai: "..."

At that moment, it seemed that the whole world was silent, only their last discussion on life remained.

"Zhou Cibai, do you think we will be kicked out?"

"I'm wondering how many years will a minor be sentenced for doing thirty math papers a day?"