Don't try to bend me

I don't know how many years the sentence will be.

But the crimes committed by minors obviously go beyond thirty math papers.

Because in the next second, old man Zhou leaned on a cane and asked, "Zhou Xiaoyue, who told you that grandpa is raking his ears?"

Zhou Xiaoyue immediately replied with his innocent but lethal voice: "Little uncle! He said that raking his ears means a good man, what else, oh, and because of raking his ears, he likes brother Jiqing, then Xiao Yue likes to send brother Qing, Xiao Yue is also pricking his ears!"

"..."

Tong Yan Wuji.

Killing weapon.

Zhou Cibai and Gu Jiqing, who were about to kiss secretly a minute ago, froze in silence.

Then Zhou Cibai received a message and took it out to have a look.

[Su Yuebai]: Brother, are you planning to come out publicly? !This is too brave! !

Zhou Cibai: "..."

Is Su Yuebai stupid? !

Who will come out publicly at this time? !

He does have this plan, but the premise is that after the family and Gu Jiqing get to know each other well, he is ready to have a calm and candid talk, instead of being accused of being "black" by a brat as soon as he got home like now. shape".

Who would stand by his side for the other three men in the family? !

Sure enough, in the next second, Mr. Zhou roared angrily from the living room: "Zhou Cibai! Get out of here immediately!"

Zhou Cibai himself was fine, but fearing that Gu Jiqing would be wronged, he quickly held Gu Jiqing's hand and said, "It's okay, don't be afraid, I'm here."

After finishing speaking, he took Gu Jiqing's hand and walked out quickly, as if he wanted to protect Gu Jiqing from the storm with his own strength.

And Gu Jiqing didn't expect that things would be so sudden, he liked the atmosphere of the Zhou family very much, and he didn't want to ruin the original happy and harmonious New Year of the Zhou family because of himself.

So as soon as he walked to the restaurant, he said first, "Grandpa, don't blame Zhou Cibai, it's me..."

"Little Gu, don't help him! Who is he not to blame for this matter?! Sit down and eat quickly, and let me teach this unfilial son a lesson!" Mr. Zhou sat at the head of the dining table, leaning on a cane, and looked at Zhou. Ci Bai's eyes were so angry that he wanted to drive him out of the house immediately.

Gu Ji still wanted to speak, but his sister-in-law hurriedly pulled him to sit down: "It's okay, Xiao Gu, you don't have to worry about their grandparents' affairs, you haven't eaten the biscuits you baked all afternoon, try it, Xiao Yue They all love it."

But this matter is clearly the matter of him and Zhou Cibai together.

And obviously Mr. Zhou is very angry. If he really can't accept it, what should he do if he wants to punish Zhou Cibai.

Gu Jiqing's heart sank slightly, and he quickly figured out how to calm down Mr. Zhou's emotions as quickly as possible.

However, before he could finish his calculations, Mr. Zhou had already leaned on his crutches: "You said, why did you teach Zhou Xiaoyue that raking his ears means being a good man?!"

"?"

Gu Jiqing, who had been thinking about how to persuade the old man to accept homosexuality for a long time, raised his head. Is this the point of the matter?

Zhou Cibai, who was just about to speak directly and take everything on himself, was obviously startled.

However, Mr. Zhou just leaned on his crutches again, and said sternly: "Ricking ears means respecting your lover, protecting your lover and pampering your lover, not a good-sounding man, so you teach Zhou Xiaoyue like this because you think respecting your lover means respecting your lover. Did this matter make you, a big man, lose face!"

"No." Zhou Cibai quickly replied, "Grandpa, I definitely didn't mean that. I have thought since I was a child that I must be like you and my dad in the future, to be a person who respects, protects, and pampers my lover. I am very responsible. It is absolutely impossible for a man to feel ashamed."

He spoke quickly and anxiously, without any hesitation or pause, as if eager to prove something, his expression was full of anxiety and concern.

Mr. Zhou was quite satisfied. He took a sneak peek at the person beside him from the corner of the eye, and then withdrew his gaze. With a straight face, he grimly "hummed": "That's pretty much the same, otherwise you don't deserve to be a man of our old Zhou family. ! Okay, sit down and eat! Xiao Gu, you are very skillful, this biscuit is delicious, I will bake some more later, I will take it out to show off to my old comrades in arms."

Zhou Cibai: "..."

The matter ended so suddenly that he stood still and didn't react for a while.

Mr. Zhou gave Gu Jiqing a plate of vegetables, and glanced at him by the way: "Why, do you still want me to treat you?"

"No!" Zhou Cibai saw that everyone at the table was eating happily as if nothing had happened, and quickly sat down next to Gu Jiqing.

It seems that the family has not thought much about it yet, and the matter of coming out of the closet can be discussed slowly in the long run.

Zhou Cibai wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, and habitually put the best-looking sweet and sour short ribs into Gu Jiqing's bowl.

As a result, as soon as the ribs fell into the bowl, Zhou's mother suddenly said "wow": "Oh my god, we Xiaoci have learned to serve other people's vegetables now? Didn't you think it was unhygienic before? Why did it suddenly change? "

After Zhou's mother finished speaking, she blinked seriously.

Zhou Cibai, whose chopsticks were still in Gu Jiqing's bowl: "..."

Gu Jiqing, who habitually took the short ribs: "..."

Fortunately, the two of them hadn't figured out how to explain it, so Zhou's father said indifferently for them: "That means that Xiao Ci has grown up and can take care of customers. Otherwise, the sweet and sour pork ribs are so far away. How can Xiao Gu reach it?"

Zhou Cibai immediately said: "Yes, I'm afraid that Gu Jiqing will be too embarrassed to choose vegetables, and he will starve him later."

As he spoke, he quickly picked a piece for Zhou Xiaoyue: "Your hands are short and you can't reach it, my little uncle will pick it for you."

It was the first time that Zhou Xiaoyue was so loved and said excitedly: "Little uncle! I don't have front teeth! I can't eat ribs!"

Zhou Cibai: "..."

Seeing Zhou Cibai deflated, Gu Jiqing couldn't help lowering his head and slightly bent his lips.

Zhou Cibai saw that he was still in the mood to laugh at himself at such a time, and lightly touched him with his foot in embarrassment.

Then Su Yuebai, who had just bent over to feed porridge and boiled meat, straightened up: "Brother, why are you kicking brother Jiqing?"

Zhou Cibai: "?"

Before he could realize why Su Yuebai's mind suddenly went offline, Zhou Zhenbai, who was peeling shrimp for his wife, asked slowly: "But why did you and Xiao Gu suddenly talk about the topic of raking ears today? You two? Are you talking about your partner? And what does Xiaoyue mean when he said he likes Brother Jiqing?"

"..."

Zhou Cibai reacted quickly: "It's not interesting! It's just that my partner told me today that he was worried that our family would not like him, so I told him that the men in our family are all ears, so there will be no such problem, Gu Ji Qing was afraid of disturbing you, so I told him that everyone likes him very much, don't worry about it, just live in peace, right, mom?"

Zhou's mother was very cooperative: "Yes, yes, Xiao Gu, our whole family likes you, so you can rest assured and live boldly."

After finishing speaking, he put the biggest fish head into Gu Jiqing's bowl.

It was rare for Gu Jiqing to be picked up by his elders like this, so he took it flattered: "Thank you, Auntie."

"Thank you, thank you. If you really want to thank Auntie, you should gain weight. Seeing that you are so thin, Auntie feels distressed when she sees you." After Zhou's mother finished speaking, she poured a big bowl of chicken soup for Gu Jiqing.

The chicken legs were also distributed to Gu Jiqing and Zhou Xiaoyue each.

The Gu family has never been short of food and clothing, but at family banquets since childhood, he could only watch the elders give Gu Jue the most delicious parts. This is the first time in such a family atmosphere. , someone smiled and gave him the most delicious part.

Gu Jiqing held the bowl, lowered his head, and ate seriously, bite by bite.

Zhou Xiaoyue, who has always been a wolf, probably out of admiration, also imitated Gu Jiqing to eat very politely.

Seeing his son's rare eating appearance, Zhou Zhen rubbed Zhou Xiaoyue's head: "It seems that our little Yue really likes brother Jiqing."

Zhou Xiaoyue nodded vigorously: "Well, I really like brother Jiqing! He is good-looking, gentle, and powerful. He can do all kinds of math problems, and he can also draw small animals for my lectures, and he also makes delicious cookies! I love him so much!"

"Then if brother Jiqing comes to our house often in the future, won't you be happy?" Zhou Zhenbai asked again.

Zhou Xiaoyue hurriedly said: "Of course! So can brother Jiqing come to our house more often in the future?"

Zhou Zhenbai nodded and said, "Of course, as long as Brother Jiqing becomes our family."

After the words fell, Gu Jiqing, who was drinking soup, and Zhou Cibai, who was picking vegetables for Gu Jiqing, both raised their heads.

Zhou Zhenbai What does this mean?

Do you see something and want to help them speak?

Then Zhou Zhenbai said slowly: "So let's recognize Brother Jiqing as a dry brother, shall we?"

"..."

"Cough, cough, cough—"

After being stuck for a short time, Gu Jiqing, who had always been calm, was startled by this sudden proposal, choked up, leaned against his lips, tilted his head and coughed.

Zhou Cibai hurriedly patted his back and said, "Brother, what are you thinking, you are so inferior!"

"Oh, yes." Zhou Zhenbai nodded.

Then Mr. Zhou waved his hand: "It's okay! Then I will recognize Xiao Gu as a godson, so that when you see him in the future, you have to call him Brother Gan, do you hear me?"

"???"

How could a good boyfriend become a godbrother?

Zhou Cibai said that it was neither good nor bad, he was afraid that one sentence would reveal his truth, and he was also afraid that if he didn't stop him, Gu Jiqing would be included in his family tree.

Before he could finish his rush, the sister-in-law added fuel to the fire, and said gently and softly: "It's just right, you see that Xiao Gu looks good, has a good personality, has a high degree of education, and can make desserts, hasn't he?" My girlfriend is about the same age as a younger sister from my natal family, and when the time comes, we can introduce each other, and we can even get closer."

"Oh." Zhou's mother slapped her hands, "When you said it, I remembered, I have a daughter from a friend's family, she looks lovely, and she is a perfect match for Xiao Gu."

"Hey, my comrade-in-arms also has a granddaughter. Although she is a little older than Xiao Gu, she is a third-year girl, and she is holding a golden brick!" Mr. Zhou took advantage of the chaos.

The sound of matchmaking for Gu Jiqing resounded all over the room.

However, Gu Jiqing coughed from choking, leaned on the table, bent over, unable to speak a word.

Only Zhou Cibai was left to pat him on the back, almost dying of anxiety, couldn't help blurting out: "Who said Gu Jiqing doesn't have a girlfriend!"

"Huh?" Everyone at the table looked at Zhou Cibai and Gu Jiqing immediately, "Does Xiao Gu have a girlfriend?"

"Of course!" Zhou Cibai replied without hesitation, "His girlfriend is tall and has a good figure. She goes to the same school as him. She is good-looking, gentle and considerate, practical and reliable. She is devoted to him and has a deep love for him. After five years of secret love, she finally cultivated. Zhengguo, the two of you are sweet and sweet, and for the rest of your life, don't make a fuss about it!"

"Oh--"

Everyone suddenly realized.

Then Mr. Zhou nodded: "Then let's recognize him as a grandson."

"..."

Zhou Cibai suddenly found out that his boyfriend was too likable and it turned out to be troublesome.

For example, after finally finishing this nightmarish lunch, Zhou Cibai just wanted to take Gu Jiqing back to his room for a nap, when his sister-in-law took Gu Jiqing and asked if he could teach her how to make small cakes for afternoon tea.

After finally finishing the small cake, Mr. Zhou asked Gu Jiqing to play chess with him. A stinky chess player like Mr. Zhou who gets angry when he loses, or gets angry when he is made too obvious, actually played happily all afternoon. .

After playing chess, we have dinner.

After dinner, Zhou's mother took Gu Jiqing, her sister-in-law and Su Yuebai to play mahjong together, and in the end, Zhou's mother and sister-in-law were happy to win, and Gu Jiqing used a piece of pocket money Su Yuebai lost. The little red envelope was secretly replenished.

After finishing it, I also tutored Zhou Xiaoyue with his winter vacation homework.

After tutoring the homework, Zhou Zhenbai called Gu Jiqing into the study and chatted about what he didn't know.

It was already late at night when we finished chatting.

Zhou Cibai, who had been watching his boyfriend dangling in front of him all day, but couldn't eat, kiss or even touch, finally couldn't help but grabbed Gu Jiqing and hid in the corner of the study It is behind a large potted plant with a height of one person.

Just as I was about to say something, Mother Zhou's voice came from the living room: "Xiao Gu, Auntie just stewed bird's nest, come down and eat!"

Gu Jiqing could only touch his lips lightly with a smile, and walked out from behind the potted plant.

Zhou Cibai was left alone, reminiscing about the provocative hook of Gu Jiqing's tongue just now, his heart was beating wildly, his heart itching unbearably, but he had no choice but to grit his teeth and make up his mind to wait until the night was quiet and everyone rested When it's time, teach this Gu Zhizhi a good lesson.

However, Gu Jiqing quickly went back to the room to rest, but the living room was full of people coming and going, and the lights were brightly lit.

Zhou Cibai came out of the shower and saw that Zhou Zhenbai was chatting with his father.

After playing the game, he came out and saw that Zhou Zhenbai was chatting with his father.

After making a house model widget, he came out and saw that Zhou Zhenbai was still chatting with his father.

But if he wanted to get from his room to Gu Jiqing's room, this corridor was the only way to go, and the guardrail was transparent, so Zhou Zhenbai could see it when he raised his eyes.

But if we continue the chat, that little lazy cat of Gu Jiqing must have fallen asleep.

And Gu Jiqing hasn't replied to his WeChat for 10 minutes.

Zhou Cibai thought about it, couldn't bear it, and finally made up his mind, put a coat over his pajamas, took out a climbing rope, tied one end to the foot of the bed, and threw the other end through the window. The meter-high second floor successfully landed on the grass of the garden.

Congee, who was taking a nap in the dog mansion in the garden, stood up in fright, and almost barked, but fortunately, he quickly recognized his father, and only let out a low "owwow".

Zhou Cibai said in a low voice: "Congee Congee be good, if someone comes later, you can yell, okay?"

"Hahaha--"

Congee congee kept sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail, as if he understood.

Zhou Cibai patted its head in satisfaction, then moved across the long ladder that gardeners occasionally use when pruning branches in the garden, and climbed it up on the outer wall at the far end of the villa without saying a word. up.

When Gu Jiqing came out of the shower, he saw a huge monster suddenly appearing on the dark balcony. He directly picked up the baseball bat next to him, and was just about to raise his hand to wave it, when he covered his mouth with one hand, put his arm around his waist, and turned back. to the wall.

"Gu Zhizhi, I think it is very necessary for you to reflect on why you are so attractive!" Zhou Cibai said fiercely and aggrieved.

Gu Jiqing, who was still thinking about where such a courageous thief came from, thought about it all day today. Zhou Cibai could only sit in the corner with the two big dogs of Congee Congee and watch him from a distance. , couldn't help but slightly bent his lips.

He raised his baseball bat and hit it twice.

Zhou Cibai let go of his hand covering his mouth.

Gu Jiqing said: "Don't you want your family to like me?"

"Of course I hope." Zhou Cibai wished that people all over the world would come to like Gu Jiqing, "But no matter how much they like you, they can't always think about recognizing you as a relative. Let me introduce you to a girlfriend. You are my boyfriend friend."

Zhou Cibai pushed Gu Jiqing into the corner by the balcony, lowered his head, and muffled his voice. From Gu Jiqing's angle, he could only see his slightly pursed lips and drooping eyelashes.

Dogs like one thing, they have always been straightforward and not good at covering up, so it must be very hard to hide the relationship like this.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be a flower picker flying around in the middle of the night.

Gu Jiqing was thinking, stood on tiptoe, lightly touched Zhou Cibai's eyelashes with his lips, and said softly, "So my boyfriend is wronged, right?"

"Yeah." Zhou Cibai pinched Gu Jiqing's waist with both hands, completely covering him in the narrow shadow he created, and said in a low voice without denying, "I haven't hugged you for almost a whole day today."

"Then why don't you hug me tonight?"

"?"

Isn't Gu Jiqing unwilling to stay overnight by himself, for fear of being discovered?

Zhou Cibai raised his eyes.

Gu Jiqing looked at his unbelievable expression, with a smile in his eyes: "Auntie said, they will get up at 05:30 tomorrow to climb the mountain, so for the next five hours and [-] minutes, I should be my boyfriend." Friends alone... um..."

The words were not finished.

Gu Jiqing was brutally blocked all the ending sounds.

The extremely thin skin on the shoulder blades printed deep red marks on the glass. Occasionally, laughter came from the living room, so he turned over, holding the glass with both hands, and his lips were covered by the person behind him.

Even though he knew it was one-way glass, when Gu Jiqing looked at the evergreen Evergreen in the garden outside the window, his state was much more sensitive than usual.

Zhou Cibai liked the way he was so nervous that even his toes were curled up, so he couldn't hold back in the end.

So much so that Gu Jiqing finally scolded him angrily as a "stinky flower picker".

Zhou Cibai was so cute when he scolded others, he smiled and kissed him several times.

Gu Jiqing didn't bother to care about him, and simply fell asleep in his arms, motionless, like a kitten that had lost all vigilance.

Zhou Cibai just hugged him like this, and didn't move, until the day outside the window was fading, as if he was afraid that when the sky was completely bright, he would be snatched away by a big family, men, women and children, and he would not be able to hug Gu Jiqing .

"So Gu Zhizhi, you see my family likes you so much, let's admit it earlier, okay?" Zhou Cibai pinched Gu Jiqing's face without hope.

Gu Jiqing gave a "huh", as if agreeing.

Zhou Cibai paused, then pinched Gu Jiqing's face again, Gu Jiqing's face was pinched like a little hamster, and there was no reaction.

Zhou Cibai hurriedly asked again: "Gu Zhizhi, we are going to prepare, so let's confess to the family, okay?"

"Well."

With a nasal sound and a voice that sounded coquettish, Gu Jiqing burrowed into Zhou Cibai's arms after answering.

Zhou Cibai, who finally determined the meaning of Gu Jiqing's "huh" through the method of eliminating variables, instantly bowed his head happily and kissed Gu Jiqing hard, which made Gu Jiqing wrinkle his face.

Then he got up quickly, put on his clothes, checked the time, it was exactly 5:29, picked up his phone and walked to the balcony.

Now that Gu Jiqing has agreed, he should go back and make plans immediately, and try to find the most suitable opportunity to formally confess to his family, otherwise the days of the whole family robbing him of his boyfriend don’t know when it will end .

Thinking about it, Zhou Cibai pushed open the French windows, closed the French windows, held on to the long ladder on the edge of the balcony, and climbed down the stairs step by step.

Then he just took two steps and stopped in place.

Because when he looked down at the ground, he saw Congee Congee squatting on the ground, raising his head, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail at him.

Beside Congee Congee, there was a bowl of freshly baked dog food.

Realizing this, Zhou Cibai turned his head slowly, and sure enough, he saw that behind him he had changed into his mountaineering clothes and was looking at his family neatly with smiling eyes.

"..."

At that moment, Zhou Cibai, who seemed to be caught having an affair, finally confirmed it.

The IQ of a large dog is really unbelievable.

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