i am a tree [prehistoric]

In fact, Xirong didn't go far. With her speed of measuring the ground with her feet, these three days are not enough for her to run out of Hongjun's range of consciousness, but her swift movement of leaving clearly expresses her attitude. .

Hongjun looked at the Pangu banner in his hand, and his consciousness swept over the woman in Tsing Yi.He was just curious to find out the identity of the other party, not to make enemies with him.So I didn't follow up.

It's just that the mystery of the other party made him like to control everything in his hands. He couldn't help but want to explore, raised his hand and counted again, but this time it was still the same as before. No matter how he counted, what he saw was a layer of fog .

Hongjun lowered his eyes, put the Pangu banner in his sleeve, and half of a broken jade plate faintly appeared in the sky above one hand.Count again with one hand.

Boom!

On a sunny day, a thunderstorm exploded.

Hongjun's expression didn't change, but his complexion turned pale.He looked up at the sky, and silently put away the good fortune jade plate.

He didn't stay long, and soon set up Xiangyun and left.This place of sublimation has been exposed. In order to temporarily avoid Luo Hu, he needs to find another place of sublimation.

On the other side, Xi Rong took advantage of the confrontation between Luo Hu and Hong Jun, and ran away with the locomotive on his shoulders, without any intention of stopping to watch the battle.If she could, she would never want to see those two stalkers again in her life.

[Those two guys didn't follow, did they? 】

Pangu thinks there shouldn't be. After all, both Luo Hu and Hong Jun seem to think that Xi Rong can find their traces before, so even if they chase after them again, they will not hide themselves again.

Xirong was still worried, so she hurried away for another month in one breath, stopped after making sure that she didn't see Luo Hu and Hongjun again, and immediately hummed aggrievedly at Pangu.

[Oh, it’s too bad, I’m exhausted, my lumbar disc, my hip shaft.My bologna, I feel like all my old bones are creaking. 】

Pan Gu said frankly: [You are just walking the earth with the soul, it is impossible to feel tired, and there is no such thing as bones in your body or soul. 】

Where do the bones of a tree come from?

Xirong emphasized unwillingly.

[I'm so tired!Tired!Don't you feel tired? 】

Although she doesn't feel tired physically, her mind is very tired, okay? !

Obviously, she went down the mountain a hundred years ago and stayed in the valley without moving. Why did she seem to be walking every day when she went down the mountain this time?It doesn't matter if it's just a simple walk, after all, she walked out of the valley because she wanted to see the beautiful scenery of the prehistoric, but the key is... There are a lot of messes, and they are driving her away. She is really provoking someone. up? !

Pan Gu, who had been living day and night since he was born, managed to understand the meaning of Xi Rong's tired heart.Shaking his head hesitantly.

【No. 】

Xirong: ...Damn winner in life!

[In short, I am now mentally exhausted causing physical exhaustion, what you have to do now is to comfort me, follow my words, understand? 】

Pan Gu nodded confusedly to show he understood.

At this moment, from the corner of Xirong's eye, she suddenly caught sight of white smoke rising from the grass in the distant mountain depression. She took a closer look and found that there was a pool of water indistinctly visible there!

[Is there a hot spring? ! 】

Xirong's eyes lit up, and immediately her legs didn't feel sore, and her waist didn't hurt anymore, so she walked over there in a hurry.

Still thinking about how to comfort Xirong's Pangu: ... As expected, no matter how you look at it, this guy is not tired at all.

Xirong didn't know what Pangu was thinking, she took a closer look at the pool as soon as she got close to it, and although there was a faint smell of sulfur, it was not strong, the water was very clear, there were springs bubbling inside, and the vegetation beside the water was lush and Dead bodies without plants or animals.

Then she carefully pointed it with her finger, and found that the water was not hot, so she submerged her whole palm in it.The water temperature just now made her squint her eyes.Opened with joy.

【Looks like I'm a bit lucky. I can soak in hot springs when I'm in a bad mood. I'm so happy! 】

Pangu opened his mouth in doubt. [Why do you want to soak in hot springs all of a sudden?Still so happy? 】

Xi Rong was stunned for a moment, then explained. [Of course I am happy to be able to soak in hot springs. I can wash off the dust on my body, but it is very comfortable to soak in the warm hot spring water! 】

Pan Gu was still puzzled: [But you are not stained with dust, what kind of dust can you wash?And what's so comfortable about soaking in water? 】

This guy...couldn't he have never taken a bath?

Xi Rong thought of an idea, and the corners of her mouth twitched.

[It's not soaking in the water, it's soaking in the warm hot spring water... Oh, I can't tell, but it's very comfortable anyway! 】

[So the point is the warm water? 】

Pan Gu looked suddenly enlightened.

【Since Xirong, you like this kind of hot water, why not go to the Immortal Volcano.There is a large amount of magma formed by the essence of Nanming Lihuo in the undead volcano.Although the essence gathered by this kind of innate fire is not water, it is almost the same. It must be comfortable to soak! 】

"Although it's not water", "But it's about the same", "Magma...it must be comfortable to soak"

Xirong's mouth twitched slightly.

[I'm comfortable with you big-headed ghost!I'm just a tree, you want me to soak in lava?That's not how you play with fire, is it? 】

She really wanted to pry open Pangu's head to see what was inside.Not only does this guy not feel tired, he simply focuses all his skill points on making others feel tired!

But Pangu expressed aggrievedly that with Xirong's defensive power, even the quasi-sage is not afraid, so what's the point of just taking a bath in the magma?

【...You don't understand, it is true that the water temperature needs to be hot in a hot spring, but it doesn't mean that the hotter the water, the better, hey...】

Xirong knew that Pangu had good intentions, so she spoke helplessly.

[When you recover in the future, you can soak in the hot spring and feel it yourself. 】

After she finished speaking, she was about to go into the water, and she had already touched the skirt of her clothes with her hands, but she quickly remembered something, and her movements paused slightly.

Xirong looked down at herself, thinking of Pangu who was shrunk inside her body, then looked at the sky, remembered the great powers flying around in the wild, and finally looked at the hot spring water, put on her clothes and jumped off.

The open-air hot spring is too unsafe, but she really wants to take a bath. In this case, she just puts on her clothes and soaks.

thump!

There was a big splash in the hot spring, and then Xirong emerged from the water again.Her waist-length black hair snaked like a black snake in the water.Clear drops of water slid back into the water along her delicate side face.splashing ripples on the water

That blue dress is not only free from dirt, but also impervious to fire and water, wrapping the beautiful woman in the water and spreading out slightly.

From a distance, the woman in Tsing Yi in the hot spring looks like a green lotus blooming in the water.When the wind blows, as the saying goes, "the most is the gentleness of bowing your head, like a water lotus flower that can't bear the cool wind's shyness." '【Note 1】

Pan Gu was stunned for a moment, watching the man in the water not regain his senses for a long time.I just feel that Xirong at this moment is like the soft moonlight, making him look very... very comfortable?

Pan Gu didn't know how to describe this feeling, but he just couldn't look away.

【Xi Rong...】

Xi Rong, who was enjoying the hot spring, closed her eyes and responded.

【Um? 】

Pangu said in a daze.

[You are right, soaking in hot springs is indeed very comfortable. 】

ha?

Xi Rong opened her eyes with a puzzled expression.

You feel comfortable even without soaking in it?

How do you feel?

Do you use your mind?

Just when she was in a daze, she suddenly heard a humming sound, and then saw a pink figure jumping towards her.She took a closer look, and it turned out to be a pink pig with the size of a bunny. This little thing moved quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it got through the grass and approached the pool. It probably didn't expect that there were people in the water, so it was stunned.

[Is this a little fragrant pig?Such a small one. 】

Xirong saw that it was round and chubby, with big watery eyes, as cute as a glutinous rice dumpling.Can't help feeling good.Unexpectedly, the next moment, this cute little pig-like creature came back to its senses and spat unhappily.

"Isn't it? After finally finding a sip of water, there is an ugly monster taking a bath. It's really bad luck!"

Just a little rabbit, a pink pig the size of a puppy looks cute when it’s not talking, but it has a rough and ugly voice when it opens its mouth. broke the filter.

Xirong opened her eyes wide: Ugly... Ugly?

"What do you look at? I know that you are not a good person just by looking at you. If I look at you more than once, my eyes will hurt. Why don't you hurry up and get me out of the water. Now this is mine."

There are only two palm-sized little fragrant pigs with the cutest appearance and the rudest words.

"I'm not bragging, I think I'm an invincible player in the world, and I haven't lost yet, so hurry up and get the hell out of me, don't blame me for beating you up and crying!

Xi Rong who was soaking in the water could hardly believe her ears, was she scolded by a little fragrant pig?It's still a little pig that can't hit her knees when it jumps up.

the most important is……

Pangu's divine sense swept away and said very positively. [It is estimated that he has just opened up his spiritual wisdom, and he has not even entered the fairyland, so he should not be able to transform. 】

Human Wonderland is already the lowest level of the prehistoric hierarchy, and the lower ones are only divided into enlightened wisdom and unenlightened wisdom.

After hearing this, Xirong immediately classified this little piggy with herself, both of whom were smart chickens.

Thinking of this, Xi Rong immediately relaxed.Thinking that taking a bath here had indeed caused inconvenience to the little pig, she pointed forward in a good-tempered manner.

"If you want to drink water, there is a spring beside it, so you can just drink there."

There is also a small puddle on the meadow at the height of the hot spring, and there is also a small spring bubbling inside.Only the overflowing water gathered into one stream and flowed into this hot spring.Therefore, the water in the puddle is very clear and pollution-free, suitable for drinking.

Little Fragrant Pig turned his head to look, and was immediately satisfied.

"Unexpectedly, you ugly monster has small eyes, but you still have some eyesight."

Said perfectly and swayed his little tail and walked over.

Xi Rong who was scolded again as ugly: "...As a pig, if you speak so badly, don't you fear that one day you will be scalded and plucked and become a roast suckling pig?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, the little pig suddenly jumped.

"What pig? Who is a pig? I am Shan Yao, the most handsome, unrestrained and graceful Shan Yao in the family. Look at my sharp fangs, strong body, and powerful four hooves. I am different from that stupid pig. Where does it look like!"

Xirong took a look at its pink and round body, its delicate pig's trotters, its small and white fangs, and its slightly curly pig's tail.imitating Pan Gu's upright appearance.

"It's like everywhere."

"Damn! It's clearly not like anywhere!"

The little fragrant pig water didn't bother to drink it anymore, and jumped up in anger.

"You're ugly, you don't mind being ugly, but you still dare to slander my handsomeness? I think you are still like the group of gorillas in the south. The hairless female orangutan really thinks of herself after tearing off a shit green rag. Green onions?! Report your name if you have the ability, let me see where you got the rotten vegetables and the leaves have become fine, dare to pretend to be big garlic in front of your grandpa?!"

[No...hairless female orangutan?Shit...shit green tattered clothes?And... turn rotten leaves into essences? 】

Xi Rong's eyes trembled for the last two lifetimes when he never thought that he would be scolded by a little fragrant pig.

Break the defense, families!

Pan Gu hurriedly said: [Are you all right?You're angry? 】

Xi Rong took a deep breath.

[How could it be, how could I be angry with this little pig? 】

But when she said this, her face darkened.

"Grandpa Shan Gao?"

The woman in Tsing Yi in the water seemed to be a little angry at last, and sneered sternly.

"I didn't see any Grandpa Shan Gao. I saw a three-inch fat pig. It was short and fat. When I looked down, I couldn't see where your legs were. When I ran, I was afraid that I could see them in the blink of an eye. I thought it was a meat ball rolling on the ground. If I knew it was a pig, if I didn’t know it, I thought it was a wax gourd. It’s also fortunate that you have a loud voice, otherwise I would not see you, a short wax gourd, when I looked up! "

Different from Xiao Xiangzhu's continuous scolding, Xi Rong's speech speed is not fast, but the slow words coupled with the condescending and contemptuous eyes are simply killing pigs.

Pan Gu was shocked by Xi Rong's appearance. In his heart, his best friend has always been timid and humble.Smart and friendly, although Xi Rong has a good eloquence and often has witty remarks, why didn't he know that his close friends were so swearing before?

"You... you scolded me?"

Little Xiangzhu was dumbfounded by the scolding.

Although it has had a stinky mouth for many years, even other members of the clan can't scold it, and generally those other prehistoric creatures who are scolded by it just roll up their sleeves to kill it.I haven't really been scolded by anyone.

Most importantly, the woman poked its sore foot with her mouth.

So...winter melon is just winter melon, why do you have to add a short word? !

In fact, Xirong is not such a person who gets angry easily. The main reason is that after coming to Honghuang, she has been holding back cautiously, but she held it in for too long. Today, she was caught off guard and suddenly broke her defenses, and then she vented. A trace of nature.

The Venerable in Tsing Yi, who was always praising compassion on weekdays, looked indifferent.It was as if all the camouflage had been removed.Looking down at the weak little fragrant pig.

"You didn't scold me first? Everyone who scolds keeps scolding. When you scold me, you should know what will happen."

Shan Gao was taken aback for a moment: Do those who scold others always scold them?Well...that makes sense.

But it came back to itself quickly.No, is this the time to think about it?

"That's different."

Little Fragrant Pig opened his mouth angrily.

"I'm Shan Yao, it's normal to scold you, but you're an ugly bastard, don't scold me, you... you're so immature and vulgar!"

You can scold her, but she can't scold you?What funny logic?

Xirong, who doesn't understand the characteristics of wild beasts, doesn't understand the logic of this statement.Hearing this, he sneered, and his vermilion lips parted slightly.

"Dwarf melon, dwarf melon, dwarf melon."

"Shut up, stop cursing!"

Little Fragrant Pig broke his defenses, turned around in anger, and digged hard at Xirong in the water with his hind hooves.It's a pity that its short legs, which are not as long as a palm, are very weak, and the soil fell to the ground before it flew up far, and it didn't even touch the edge of the hot spring.

Little Fragrant Pig: ...

Venerable Tsing Yi sneered.

"Heh, short winter melon, short winter melon, short winter melon."

Pan Gu: ...does Xi Rong have such a side?

The pink little fragrant pig was so angry that it was about to turn blood red all over.The front hoof digs the soil.

"Okay, if that's the case, then let's see Zhenzhang under our hands, and see how your grandpa Shanjiao taught you today, saying that he beat you until you cried, so you are not allowed to cry!"

Before he finished speaking, Little Fragrant Pig turned into a bolt of pink lightning and rushed towards Xirong's face.

Xirong was startled, so fast!

It's really fast, although it's not as fast as the fighting speed of the two quasi-sages Luo Hu and Hong Jun not long ago, but this little fragrant pig is not even in the fairyland, but the speed is far beyond the realm of Xuanxian. !

That little fragrant pig is not even in a fairyland, it can be said that it has not stepped into the ranks of cultivation, and it does not know the other party's cultivation level with divine sense. Desperately wanting to punch the opponent.

Seeing the woman in Tsing Yi standing in the water with a look of astonishment as if she was frightened, a smugness flashed in the round eyes of the little pig.Already thinking about how to bite this guy, and then see her crying and begging Grandpa Shan Gao to spare her life.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, only a bang was heard.

The little fragrant pig only felt that it had hit an invisible barrier heavily, and suddenly its brain was buzzing, and it flew backwards!

However, the moment it flew upside down, a pair of bare hands caught the little fragrant pig accurately.

Little Fragrant Pig regained consciousness in a daze, and found that he had been caught, and when he opened his eyes, he was facing Xi Rong's big face, and his body froze.

"You... what are you doing?"

"what?"

The woman in Tsing Yi lowered her head, with that sneer still on her face.

"Of course it is boiled and plucked to make roast suckling pig"

As she said that, she pressed the little fragrant pig on the stone on the bank of the hot spring with one hand, and began to pluck the pig's hair with her bare hands!

"Ah ah ah! It hurts!"

The little fragrant pig made a sound like killing a pig, and waved its trotters like a turtle in horror.Struggling desperately to beg for mercy.

"Forgive me!"

"Roast suckling pig is not delicious. I haven't bathed in many years, and my whole body smells like pigs. Really, believe me!"

"And it's not hot yet! It's not hot yet! What the hell are you doing!"

Little Xiangzhu was frightened and begged for mercy without thinking, probably he didn't know what the byte set said.Xi Rong paused, and she who was still angry couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

Probably because of a rare vent, Xirong is not only not angry now, but even very refreshed.

She pinched the back of the little fragrant pig's fate.

"Are you afraid now?"

Little Fragrant Pig nodded quickly.

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I have blind eyes and a cheap mouth, but I'm a mountain ointment, and I can't control it. Please show me your hand and let me go!"

Xirong raised her eyebrows when she became interested.

"You keep talking about mountain paste, mountain paste, is mountain paste your name or your clan name?"

The little Xiangzhu who was grabbed by the back of the neck by Xi Rong knew everything without saying anything.Immediately said.

Shan Gao is the name of his ethnic group. This is a kind of wild beast with red fur and red fur, which looks like a wild boar. Because he was too petite after birth, and he was still pink, he was suspected of having a congenital deficiency. Abandoned by parents, without a name, and then driven out by the ethnic group, so they simply used mountain paste as a name.

As for the strange words on the mouth of the little fragrant pig, it is related to the characteristics of the mountain paste.

Shan Gao, a prehistoric beast, its shape is like a dolphin, its red is like a red fire, and it is good at [Note 2]

Being kind means being good at scolding.Just like the phoenix likes singing and dancing by nature, and can't help but dance to the music when it hears nice music, the dragon people like to stay in the water by nature.It is the nature of the mountain pastes to like to swear.The ones who scold people when they see them, with this characteristic, even if they are rare in number, still let the name of the mountain paste tribe spread all over the north and south of the prehistoric river, and they can be called the number one troll in the prehistoric era!

That's why Little Xiangzhu said that he is a mountain paste, and it's normal to scold Xirong, and he was surprised that Xirong scolded it, which seems to be very logical. Xirong is so ugly, she just said 'good morning' face to face with ordinary people, 'Have you eaten yet? 'As usual.On the contrary, there is a problem if you don't get scolded when you meet Shan Gao.

Normally, at times like this, the inhabitants of the prehistoric plains who are familiar with the properties of the mountain paste rolled up their sleeves and started beating them up. Who would have nothing to do to line up with such a well-known troll?

After listening to the little sweet pig's explanation like pouring beans, Xi Rong, who had nothing to do when he was idle, had won the match against Hong Huang's number one fan, silently looking at the chubby little sweet pig in his hand.I really can't imagine that under such a cute appearance, there is such a hellish nature.

She couldn't help feeling sorry for Pangu.

[Pangu, as the person who created the Great Desolation, this prosperous world can be as you wish. 】

Pan Gu obviously didn't expect such a strange flower to appear among the prehistoric beasts.He was silent for a while and said: [I... died early. 】

He died early, these prehistoric creatures were all developed savagely by himself, and occasionally some were particularly wretched, this is really not his reason!

The corner of Xirong's mouth couldn't help but curl up.Instead of teasing Pangu, he said to Xiaoxiangzhu.

"Your mountain paste clan has such a characteristic that you haven't exterminated the clan yet?"

Little Fragrant Pig said with a shy smile.They did die a lot in the past few years. Fortunately, their stupid patriarch was smart for a while, and took them to a more desolate and secluded clan land, and set up a big formation to prevent the clansmen from going out at will.Therefore, those idiots in it can only scold each other within the clan to relieve loneliness.

The way of heaven is fair, it gave them the sharp mouth to curse, and also gave them the speed of escape far beyond the ordinary wild creatures.In addition, the flesh and skin of the Shanzhi tribe itself is of little value, so generally no one will go all the way to find trouble with them after being scolded bloody.

As for Little Xiangzhu himself, because he looks different from the idiots, those idiots can't appreciate its natural handsomeness and beauty, and they can't scold it for its sharp tongue, so they always secretly exclude it.It just ran out quietly.

Xirong: ...Although she does not agree with discriminating against others because of differences in appearance, but... you are a pig with one idiot, are you really sure that people just exclude you because of your appearance?

She helplessly put the little fragrant pig in her hand on the ground.Signal it to drink water and leave quickly.

The little fragrant pig was free again, and immediately jumped out like lightning, as if planning to run far away.But when Xirong continued to soak in the hot spring, she vaguely felt something was wrong.Turning his head to look, he saw that in the grass not far away, the little pink fragrant pig came back at some point.

Xi Rong was taken aback.The little fragrant pig gritted its teeth and stomped its feet, as if it had made some major preparations, it bowed to Xi Rong with all five bodies.

"Your Excellency, please accept me as an apprentice, teach me how to cultivate a sharp mouth, and learn the real method of cursing and fighting!"

It, the mountain paste, always had a great wish when it escaped from the clan land, it must become the most scolding mountain paste in the whole prehistoric people, so that the whole prehistoric people will only think of it when they think of the mountain paste, and from then on, let those idiots think of it. The Quezu people were impressed!

And this person in front of him can be said to be the first person who scolded him dumbfounded. If the other party wasn't a pig... ahem, it wasn't a yam, it almost felt like going home when it scolded it!

So it is convinced that the legendary opportunity is right in front of it, it must hug the opponent's thigh, learn all her methods of swearing, and it is better than blue than blue, and it will be invincible from now on!

Xirong didn't react right away, she just felt question marks all over her head.

What is this little pig talking about?

Why does she know every word, but she can't understand the combination?

Seeing that the woman in Tsing Yi didn't speak, the little Xiangzhu over there thought she was unwilling to accept her, and immediately became a little anxious.Hurry up.

"As long as the master is willing to accept me, I will serve around every day, obey orders, and never be lazy and play tricks. And... and I also know that there is a treasure in a paradise, I can take the master there!"

Little Fragrant Pig said it sincerely.

"Master, Master, just accept me!"

Xirong, who finally came to his senses, twitched the corners of his mouth slightly: Bajie, Bajie, stop howling, this is really impossible for a teacher!