i am a tree [prehistoric]

In the steamy hot spring, a woman in green clothes and black hair is in it.And on the grass beside the hot spring, a small mountain paste that was as big as two palms and shaped like a suckling pig just threw itself at her like a human being.

Xi Rong looked at the pig and remained silent.Speaking of it, she is actually not a good-tempered person. In the second stage of middle school when she was a teenager, she was a sharp-edged person, and she was angry with the sky.

Fortunately, it was also because of the second stage that she felt that she was the most different fireworks.She is very aloof and arrogant, and she is very resistant to those behaviors who talk about their mothers and let other people's genealogy ascend to heaven at every turn.So he successfully practiced the unique skill of swearing without swearing.

Also because of this amazing skill, she also gained a lot of fans in school.Walking forward and hugging, it is very cool.

It was not until later that she received severe beatings from the society that she restrained herself a bit.And when it came to this prehistoric prey of the jungle, one was that she didn't see anyone on weekdays, and the other was that she suppressed her overly lively nature because she couldn't beat any of them.But he didn't expect that the first eruption today would lead to such a result.

Because of being too swearing, Xiao Shan, who was scolded, anointed her and worshiped her as a teacher?

What kind of bloody god is this unfolding?

Xi Rong shook her head and refused decisively.

"I can't accept you."

Xiao Shanyou immediately looked over pitifully.

"Why, is it because I offended you just now? I am willing to serve you as a horse to pay off the debt! If you are not happy, then...then you can beat me again!"

While talking, Xiao Shanyou closed his eyes.The look of it being ready.

It is different from other mountain pastes, its body is pink, its body is so small, its chubby looks like a glutinous rice dumpling, its appearance is really deceptive when it does not open its mouth to swear.It made Xirong deeply suspect that it was because of this skin that the mountain ointment had been circulated for so long and hadn't been made into a roast suckling pig.

Of course Xi Rong was touched, but she still tilted her head and said.

"I am not suitable to be your master."

Master is a title worthy of respect, not to mention whether she has the ability to be a master, but to talk about the course taught...

If she really accepts this job, in the future, the master of another family will teach people to read, read, play, play, play, play, and be sensible. Then look at her, where is she teaching the little fat pig to swear and not utter dirty words?From now on, bind with this mountain paste, and debut in the prehistoric combination?

What are you kidding, her reputation in Honghuang is a bit weird, and with this guy, what is her reputation so weird?

"Master! I really sincerely want to be a teacher, so please accept me, Master!"

Seeing Xirong's insistence, Xiao Shanjiao became anxious, climbed up two steps and yelled pitifully.It's just that no matter how hard it tries to sell itself and show its sincerity, Xi Rong will not waver.

Finally, Xiao Shanpao gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.

"If... if you really don't want to accept me as an apprentice, I don't dare to force it. I just want to serve my master... Your Excellency."

In short, let's rely on the other party first, Xiaoshan Gao imagines that as long as he is sincere enough, he can always impress the other party!

You're only the size of two palms, and you can't even transform yourself, so how can you serve her.Do you serve tea and water with your little pig's hoof?

Seeing the big eyes of the small mountain ointment, Xirong knew what it was thinking, and refused again without laughing.

After a lot of entanglement to no avail, Xiao Shanjiao was probably hit, and there was no such thing as the arrogance and domineering when they first met, she just looked at Xi Rong with tears in her eyes, seeing that the other party had no intention of keeping her, so she turned her head three times at a time go outside.

The little pink figure was quickly submerged by the grass, Xirong watched it leave, and couldn't help sighing again.

[The little things are quite cute. 】

Although this little thing curses people when it opens its mouth, it is mountain ointment after all, and it is so in nature.

Of course, the main reason is that this guy is good-looking. The rest of the mountain pastes have fiery red fur and look like wild boars, but they don't have this petite and cute appearance at all.

Pan Gu couldn't help but said: [Since you like it, you can accept it. 】

Xi Rong suddenly became blind. 【Accept?Take it in as an apprentice, and teach it to scold the invincible hands all over the world? 】

From then on, when people saw her, they would exclaim: Look, this is the Xi Rong who called a pig to curse!It's so scary!

【That was not what I meant. 】

Pangu thought back to Xirong's vigor of laughing and cursing just now.sighed.

[It's just... Xi Rong, don't you feel it?You seem to be a little resistant to being with other people, and this is getting worse. 】

Pangu, who didn't know that later generations had a word called social fear, couldn't accurately describe Xirong's current situation, but he could see clearly and was worried about Xirong.

【You always say that the Great Desolation is beautiful, but if you just stand and watch it, it is impossible to feel its full beauty. 】

Xi Rong paused when she heard this.

She naturally knew that there was something wrong with her state of mind recently. Suddenly she went from a world of safety and equality to this prehistoric world where the weak and the strong preyed on the strong. She inevitably felt a little insecure in her heart.This made her feel a little depressed, unwilling to contact the outside world, and after attracting the attention of various powerful people by mistake, she became even more... socially afraid?

In short, they are people who unconsciously want to avoid the outside world, so she did a strange move to avoid all unknown people not long ago.

Unexpectedly, Luo Hu and Hongjun were attracted instead.

When she found that the 'tortoise shell' was able to block even the attack of the Demon Ancestor Luohu, Xirong was really relieved, and she finally had a real sense of security.At that time, she was a little happy, but there was a kind of anger that followed.

Because aside from these things, Luo Hu attacked her without finding out the truth of the matter, and she almost died because of the other party's inexplicable reasons!

If someone dared to treat her like this in her previous life, she would have scolded him bloody and sent him to the prison to cry, but in Honghuang, she could only leave while the other party was fighting Hongjun.

This kind of thing undoubtedly made Xirong aggrieved, she was like a powder keg that had been suppressed for a long time, but Xiaoshan Gao was unlucky and detonated her powder keg as soon as she came up.

So... Was Xiaoshan Gao actually used as a punching bag by her?

But speaking of it, she always thought that Pan Gu was a tough guy who didn't understand anything, but she didn't expect this guy to have such a careful side.

[You also know that I am timid, and the adaptation period after going down the mountain will naturally be longer than others. 】

After all, there is a wall between future generations and prehistoric times, she must be given more time to adapt.

Xi Rong picked up a little water and poured it on her face.There was a hint of a smile in the smart almond eyes.

[But don't worry, now that I know, even Luo Hu can't kill me, so what else should I be afraid of? 】

Crash.

The woman in Tsing Yi slowly stood up from the hot spring. The cyan dress on her body was invulnerable to water and fire, so the water droplets quickly slid down the corners of the clothes and returned to the water without leaving a trace.

It was as if she had washed away a layer of shadow in the water. The sun shone on her body, and she looked more radiant than before.

Xirong didn't stay here for a long time, but continued to walk forward, but this time she walked generously, and she didn't have the previous behavior of walking two steps and looking left and right to see if there were other prehistoric creatures around.

Just walking, she listened to Pan Gu: 【That little thing is still following you. 】

Xi Rong looked back suspiciously, but she didn't see it at first sight, until Pan Gu reminded her, only then did she notice a little pink in the grass not far away.

That little mountain ointment hasn't given up yet?

Although it is your racial characteristic to be good at scolding, you don't have to be so studious, right?

Xi Rong sighed.

"Stop following, I really can't teach you this."

A little pink in the gaps in the grass is motionless, and ordinary people will only think it is a wild flower if they don't look carefully.

Xirong: "...Don't pretend, I've already seen you."

The forest was still silent, and there was no response.Xirong had no choice but to walk away again, hoping that Xiao Shanzhi would leave if she couldn't hold on.But I don't want this Xiaoshan ointment to last for more than ten days.

And seeing that Xirong found it but didn't intend to drive it away directly, Xiao Shanjiao probably felt that the door of hope was slowly opening to it, and in the next few days it became more and more insatiable, not only following Xirong's butt generously He walked back, and finally even yelled and shouted to help Xi Rong clear the way.

So on the narrow forest path, such a scene appeared.

The woman in Tsing Yi walked unhurriedly, and a pink pig the size of two palms ran back and forth at her feet, lively and lovely like a rabbit.Just a mouth is not so cute.

Seeing an unwise pheasant jumping out of the grass, it immediately rushed to scare it.

"Where is the bald chicken? The tail hair is bald by other birds and dare to come out. Hurry up and walk around. Don't you see that it is blocking the road?"

"Giggle!"

The poor, unintelligent pheasant didn't understand anything, so frightened, he quickly ran back to the grass with his bald buttocks twisted.

After a while, a big crow landed on a short tree at one side, and after quacking twice, it tilted its head and looked curiously at a man and a pig in the forest.

Eager to express himself, Xiaoshan Gao yelled under the tree immediately.

"What are you looking at, you black charcoal head. Can you bear the burden of frightening Your Excellency with such a nasty cry?"

Coincidentally, the crow had just enlightened, and seeing that the little guy dared to scold him, he immediately flew down and yelled at Xiao Shanjiao's head.

Xiao Shanyou cried out in pain.Subconsciously wanted to fight back, but the crow immediately flew and circled in the air after one blow, and Xiaoshan Gao, who couldn't even change form, obviously couldn't fly.It was so angry that it jumped and cursed.

"You black charcoal head, come down if you have the ability, let's go one-on-one, and see if I don't pull out your feathers, so you won't be able to lift your bird face when you go back!"

"Fool, fool, fool."

The crow, who has just begun to think, is not as talented as the mountain paste tribe, who is all about opening his mouth to swear. Hearing this, he can only use simple words to fight back.But this simple word was enough to make Xiao Shanyou flushed with anger.

When the crow flew away, the suffocated Xiaoshanyou saw the little squirrel on the tree, and immediately robbed it aggressively.

"Where is the gray-haired rat, this walnut looks good, hurry up and offer it to your mountain paste grandpa with both paws... Cough cough, give our honorable lord a taste!"

The little squirrel looked at the walnut in his hand, then at the small mountain paste under the tree, and threw it away decisively.

Xiao Shanjiao: "Oh, you big mouse still dare to hit me with walnuts. Despicable, too despicable, if you have the ability, come down one-on-one!"

clap clap clap!

The little squirrel dropped several large walnuts again.It hit Xiao Shanyou so hard that he fled while hugging his head like a mouse, and at the same time spoke harshly in a panic.

"Wow, you big rat is so shameless, don't let me catch you if you have the ability, or I'll dig out all the walnuts in your nest, I'll eat one and throw one away!"

Fortunately, the speed talent of the Shanjiao tribe is quite powerful, so Xiaoshanjiao avoided the end of being full of bags.

When the little squirrel left, the excited man stood up from the hill. Before that, the pig's trotter was holding the biggest walnut to Xirong to offer it as a treasure.

"Hey, Your Excellency, look, I got so many walnuts from that silly mouse as soon as I made a move. Come and taste it!"

While speaking, it looked proud, as if everything was under its control.

Xirong: ...it's obviously a pig, why did she suddenly recognize the smell of a dog's leg?

"I don't like walnuts, eat them yourself."

Xi Rong really doesn't like walnuts, but Xiaoshan Gao seems to have misunderstood something, and her big round eyes suddenly dimmed.

Seeing this guy's pitiful appearance, Xirong sighed helplessly.

"I really can't be your master, but..."

Seeing that Xiao Shanjiao was downcast, Xi Rong continued.

"If you really want to follow me, then it's not impossible. It's just that if you follow me, you may not learn what you want."

"It's okay! I'm willing."

Xiaoshan Gao's eyes lit up immediately.Immediately, he threw away the walnuts "a gift from the little squirrel" in his hand, and knelt down to Xi Rong.

"Shanyou met the master here!"

Xirong: "You don't need to call me Master, I'm Xirong."

Xiao Shanjiao immediately said: "Yes, Master Xirong."

Xirong: "..."

As a later generation, hearing this master, really gave her the illusion that a police uncle would give her a silver bracelet in the near future.

She thought about it for a while, and she simply asked Xiao Shanjiao to follow Hu Si and the others and call herself a venerable.

Xiao Shanjiao happily shouted: "It's His Holiness."

Xiao Shanjiao, who was finally taken in by Xirong, was so excited that he stood up and was ready to run back and forth to help Xirong open the way again.But it was stopped by Xi Rong.It couldn't stay idle, it seemed to smell something, and ran to the front quickly.After a while, he ran back with a branch in his mouth, and two juicy pears hung on the branch.

Although the pear is a low-level spiritual fruit, it has a big skin and thin skin, and the other one is as big as its head. In order not to drag the pear on the floor, Xiao Shanyou pushed up her almost non-existent neck.The little head is held high.

Xi Rong thanked and took the pear, walked to the stream not far away to wash it, then sat down on a rock, and took a bite.Found the taste to be quite good.

"Shan Gao, how do you know there are pears in this place?"

Xiaoshan Gao gnawed on her share of pears, raised her head and said.

"I've been here for several years. I've been here thousands of miles away, and I've eaten all the good fruits. In addition, I have a sensitive nose, so I can tell if the nearby fruits are ripe or not by smelling them."

Xi Rong raised her eyebrows. "Unexpectedly, it's amazing."

"I'm not just that good!"

Xiao Shanjiao couldn't stand the boast, immediately became elated, and after thinking about it, he couldn't help lowering his voice and said.

"My lord, remember what I said earlier? I know there is a place where there is a treasure!"

Seeing its mysterious appearance, Xi Rong was aroused curiosity.

"What baby?"

Xiao Shanjiao recalled it for a while, and said with a serious face.

"Hmm... I don't know, I haven't seen it before."

Xi Rong:? ? ?

You didn't even see it before you knew there was a baby?

Seeing Xirong's suspicious expression, Xiao Shanyou gestured with all four hooves.

"There is a real treasure, there is a very hidden cave, there is a formation at the entrance of the cave, not the kind of formation set up by others, but the natural formation, and there is a sweet fruity fragrance coming from inside. According to my many years of experience, there must be treasures in places protected by natural formations, and maybe the fruit inside is the top-quality spiritual fruit! The kind that is so delicious that it will ascend to heaven!"

As he spoke, Xiao Shanjiao sucked his saliva.As an ointment that can't even change form, it can at most use its own speed to pick some low-level spiritual fruits. Those intermediate, high-level and even top-grade spiritual fruits are guarded by monsters and strange beasts. of.

A natural formation, the best spiritual fruit?

Xi Rong took a bite of the pear.

"Is it far from here?"

Xiao Shanjiao hurriedly said: "Not far! Not far! It will take half a day!"

Xi Rong thought about it.

"Then let's go and have a look."

Pan Gu bubbled: [I thought you wouldn't go. 】

[Extreme spiritual fruit is useless to me, but I really want to experience the natural formation. 】

Xi Rong smiled.

[I always dare not dare to do this, how much fun will I lose in life?What's more, my 'tortoise shell' can't be broken even by a quasi-sage, and there is the legendary Pan Gu as my backer, so what else am I afraid of? 】

Seeing that she seemed to be in a different mood than before, Pan Gu immediately smiled happily.

【You have finally figured it out, that's exactly what happened. If you walk in this prehistoric wilderness, if you are always tied up, when will you be able to feel at ease? ! 】

In a word, reckless is over!

Xi Rong's smile deepened, and after eating the pears, he and Xiao Shan Gao set off for the place it said.It's just that after walking for a long time, she suddenly realized that things were not that simple.

Looking at the setting sun, Xi Rong lowered her head to look at Xiao Shan Yao.

"You said you'd be there in half a day?"

Xiao Shanyou hesitated for a moment.

"It means that it will take half a day, but it is based on my speed."

It thought for a while, then immediately lowered its body, and spoke confidently.

"Why don't I give the venerable a leg, the venerable step on me quickly, I will take the venerable there, and I promise to get there in half a day!"

Stepping on you?

Xi Rong looked down at Xiao Shan Gao, who was only slightly bigger than her feet, and the corners of her eyes twitched slightly.

Although she used to have a net name called Pig Riding Girl, it doesn't mean she really wants to ride a pig!

and……

"No need, I'm afraid that if I step up, you will be crushed."

Xiao Shanjiao thought Xirong was joking.

"Sir, don't make jokes. I'm a mountain ointment. Although our mountain ointment is disgusting, it is recognized that we are strong and fast. Even a bull can carry it. How can it not be able to carry you, Your Honor?"

After speaking, it urged Xirong to stand up again.It is good to take off with the Venerable Wuhu!

No, there's really no need, even if you can carry it, but... let's pay attention to our image, right?

Xirong looked at Xiaoshan Yao at his feet, and a picture flashed in his mind instantly. When other great powers were riding mighty and domineering tigers, leopards, dragons and phoenixes, at this moment, a woman in Tsing Yi was born out of nowhere, on the grass She moved very fast, and looked carefully, she was actually stepping on a piggy who was only two palms in size and whose talent was all about swearing!

Xi Rong: ... Is this really a picture that carbon-based organisms can imagine?

She hurriedly put the scary picture in her mind back to the back of her mind, and refused Xiao Shanjiao's proposal very movedly.She took out her grandmist measuring ruler and said firmly that she is a woman who is destined to measure the earth with her feet. In order to practice, let's go down-to-earth.

Due to his humble cultivation and lack of information, Xiaoshan Gao didn't know that the golden cloud of merit not long ago was induced by the Hongmeng Measuring Heaven Ruler, but this did not prevent him from realizing that the golden ruler in Xi Rong's hand was a powerful magic weapon.

Xiao Shanjiao immediately looked at Xirong with admiration.

"So that's the case, the Venerable is really a man of great perseverance. I can't disturb the Venerable's practice, so let's walk!"

Talking fart Dian Dian led the way ahead.

Xi Rong heaved a sigh of relief, and unceremoniously stuffed the Hongmeng Measuring Ruler back into his pocket.I thought to myself, this broken ruler is finally useful.

After a long time, Xi Rong finally followed Xiao Shan Gao over two mountains and came to the bottom of a cliff. After pushing away the wanton vines, a hidden cave entrance was revealed.

Xiao Shanzhi cautiously stretched out a pig's trotter and poked it forward, and a hurricane hung at the entrance of the cave.The blow made it take off instantly, but luckily Xi Rong hugged it from behind.

Xiao Shan said with lingering fear: "That's it, Venerable, be careful. The formation at the entrance of this cave is very powerful. I was blown away just near the edge before, and almost fell into a meatloaf when I fell."

Xirong asked Pangu hesitantly: [Can you see the formation here? 】

Pangu's divine sense was swept away.

[It is indeed a natural formation, it seems... there is a bit of the charm of the law of wind in it, this formation itself is not simple. 】

This formation itself is actually a good thing, but it's a pity that Xirong didn't practice the law of wind, and he didn't have mana, so he couldn't arrange the formation.

She didn't care too much, she just asked if her 'turtle shell' had any effect on this.

Pan Gu immediately gave an affirmative answer. After all, even the quasi-sage's indestructible defense was enough to protect Xirong from walking sideways in the predicament at this moment, so this formation was naturally no problem.

Hearing this, Xi Rong felt relieved, and slowly walked towards the entrance of the cave with the small mountain cream in her arms.

Xiao Shan was startled: "Your...will your lord take me there?"

"What? Don't you want to go?"

Xi Rong lowered her head and patted this guy.

"Don't worry, I won't hurt you."

Xiao Shanyou hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "I'll go!"

It has wanted to go inside for a long time, and now is the opportunity, and its grandpa Shan Gao is definitely not afraid!

Xi Rong had already reached the entrance of the cave at this moment, holding it in one hand while reaching out to the seemingly calm entrance of the cave with the other.Xiaoshan raised his heart to his throat, and closed his eyes tightly in fright.I'm afraid that in the next second, I and the venerable will take off from Wuhu.

Unexpectedly, after waiting for a while, nothing happened.

It opened one eye in doubt, and was shocked to find that the Tsing Yi Venerable walked in unhurriedly with him in his arms. No formation or hurricane had appeared at all, as if it had been blown away as soon as it approached before. The picture is an illusion.

Could it be that His Holiness broke the formation in such a short period of time?

Xiao Shanjiao was startled, but then a breeze blew across his face and made his body froze all of a sudden. Its cultivation base is so low that it can't see the traces of the formation. Only its natural keen intuition made it aware of the formation. The presence.And at this moment, it can clearly feel that the formation is still here, right here, it and the Venerable are walking in the formation undefended, and the formation not only has no intention of attacking, it seems to be cheering to welcome it and the Venerable The arrival of the winner!

Of course, Xiaoshan Gao knew that he was purely incidental.

After figuring this out, Xiaoshan Gao's pig face suddenly stretched out, and he felt his nature as a mountain paste was bubbling.

What are you doing?What are you doing?

You have a natural formation that doesn't even have spiritual intelligence, so you treat it differently?

Why can the venerable come in and out at will, and his handsome and handsome grandpa Shan Gao will be blown away even if he stretches out his hoof?

Look at this flattering look with a big face, what a bitch!

I bother!Your upright Grandpa Shanao disdains to be with you!

At this moment, Xi Rong saw that Xiao Shan Gao didn't speak for a while, and reached out to stroke its small head.

"What's wrong? Scared?"

His Holiness touched its head!

Happiness flashed in Xiao Shanjiao's eyes, and he quickly raised his little head and rubbed it in the Venerable's hand. Since his voice was rough and unpleasant, he tried his best to choke his throat.

"It's a little bit, but...with the Venerable around, I won't be afraid."

Xi Rong paused when she heard Xiaoshan Gao's artificial voice.

Is this little thing really all right?Could it be that the wind blows your brain out?

But before she was concerned, Xiao Shanyou yelled, and saw that the dark cave wall was covered with dense vines, and it was covered with small red fruits like grapes. It was just as Xiao Shanyou had guessed before, but The ultimate spiritual fruit.

It's just that when Xiao Shanjiao saw clearly what the fruit was, he immediately trembled.

Because the fruit turned out to be dragon blood fruit, and the vine was dragon blood vine!

As the name suggests, spiritual plants can only grow where dragon blood has been sprinkled!

This thing will appear here, and it will grow so lush, it means that some dragons have lost a lot of blood.

Just when Xirong frowned slightly because of Xiao Shanjiao's words, Pan Gu suddenly said: 【Don't stop, keep moving forward.The real treasure should still be inside, but... you'd better be mentally prepared, my consciousness sees that there seems to be a dragon's corpse inside, and you should be careful not to be frightened. 】