Is Yokohama Double Diamond in Another World?

Fyodor looked at his fellow onigiri kitten with a smile on his face after two meals of fried meat on bamboo boards. He was in a very good mood, and he was able to discuss with Osamu Dazai which angle was the best, and who else could [Osamu Dazai] turn to? Come for the rice balls.

Seeing that he really doesn't care, others also find it a bit boring.

And as soon as other people find it boring, Fyodor's purpose has been achieved.

It doesn't matter whether he really doesn't care or pretends not to care.

"When I got here, I don't know what will be played next." Mori Ogai had a smile on his face, and he was very interested in the screens to be played next.

It's a pity that the devil in the parallel world has become a cat again, and the follow-up will definitely be different from their world.

Anyway, he absolutely does not believe that the devil will give up the [book] like this. He must have other plans in the future. If he can see it in advance... In fact, there is not much difference. After all, the devil himself is here, the big screen reveals The devil also knows the information, and will definitely adjust it, but at least it can leak some, right?

When the big screen camera switches, Mori Ogai knows that he probably won't be able to see what he wants to see.

[Atsushi Nakajima is wearing a cartoon apron, stirring something with a spoon in his hand.

Obviously cooking, or rather, making soup.

Although Akutagawa's body has recovered, he is often injured at work. He is not fat at all and needs to be replenished.Fortunately, his netizens knew about his troubles, and specially found him a recipe to nourish his body. What he is making now is to make nourishing soup for Akutagawa.

I've been drinking it for a week, and I don't know if Akutagawa feels better. 】

"It's rare for Dun-jun to be a good wife and mother." Osamu Dazai obviously sensed something was wrong, but he didn't remind him, but boasted with a smile.

"Ah, Akutagawa-senpai also needs to replenish his body. I also want a copy of that recipe. I don't know if it will be useful. If it is useful, can I make soup for Akutagawa-senpai after I go back?" Higuchi heard that it was for [Akutagawa 】The tonic soup I prepared instantly refreshed me, and I whispered to Akutagawa Yin.

Akutagawa Gin also nodded. My brother doesn't like to go to the medical department. I don't know if this tonic soup is useful. If it is really good for the body, they can also prepare it.

Among other things, [Atsushi Nakajima] in that world is really kind to my brother, so his recipe should be fine, right?I just don't know if the big screen will release the soup recipe.

Edogawa Ranpo and Fyodor both looked towards Mafia at the port. There was something wrong with the expressions on their faces, especially Edogawa Ranpo, who made no secret of his attitude of watching the show.

"Well! I believe this lord will meet your expectations and give you the recipe. When the time comes, you must give Akutagawa a boost!"

"Mr. Ranpo is right. This lord will definitely satisfy your wishes and give you the recipe. Don't forget to make it for Akutagawa. After all, they are all good for the body!" Osamu Dazai also smiled. .

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Squinting his eyes, he glanced at Osamu Dazai dangerously, and Nakahara Chuya immediately raised his vigilance.

Is this guy thinking something bad again?Looking at this smile, you can tell that you have bad intentions at a glance.

Akutagawa originally wanted to refuse. He didn't think there was anything wrong with his body, and he didn't think he needed to supplement the soup, especially if the recipe was from the parallel world [Atsushi Nakajima], so it was even more unnecessary. But when Osamu Dazai said this, His attitude changed immediately, and he directly promised.

"Mr. Dazai! Although I think I don't need it, but if Mr. Dazai ordered me, I will definitely finish the soup!"

"Akutagawa, wait! Don't be in a hurry to express your opinion, why are you in a hurry, wait until you see the recipe, what if it doesn't taste good?" Seeing that Akutagawa is so hot, Nakahara stopped him in line with his boss's responsibility road.

He really doesn't know what the recipe is, but he knows Dazai Osamu!

Do you think that as long as Osamu Dazai said that he understood Chuya Nakahara's footsteps, attacking routines, style and habits, Nakahara Chuya didn't understand him?

Only after getting to know him did he realize that there might be something wrong with that soup, it's better for Akutagawa not to rush to agree.

"Mr. Chuya, I am not picky about food."

Even if it doesn't taste good, you can still drink it for the sake of Mr. Dazai!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Hopeless.

Forget it, it won’t be poisonous anyway, the things [Atsushi Nakajima] prepared for his fiancé in that world must not be poisonous, at most it’s just a little bit unpleasant, right?

But soon, Zhongyuan Zhongye's hesitant expression cracked.

[Today is his birthday, let's add more ingredients to the soup!

When Akutagawa came home, he downed a big bowl of soup first.

...I always feel that today's soup tastes even weirder.

Akutagawa thought to himself, he didn't know how this guy made it, and then went into the kitchen to cook.

Rashomon's cooking is really convenient, and he doesn't even need Akutagawa to do it himself.

Because it was Atsushi Nakajima's birthday, Rashomon cooked a table full of dishes that Atsushi Nakajima liked to eat, and Akutagawa did all the washing up because Atsushi Nakajima was so fed up.

Passing by the stewing pot, Akutagawa didn't know what was going on, so he stretched out his head to take a look...

"Atsushi Nakajima!"

Atsushi Nakajima was sitting on the sofa digesting food, when he heard Akutagawa's outraged voice, he shuddered, jumped up and ran into the kitchen, "What's wrong?"

"What is this?" Akutagawa asked, pointing to the pot.

"This? Soup, don't you drink it every day?" Nakajima Atsushi was a little confused, and he didn't realize what Akutagawa was angry at.

"What I'm asking is, what soup?!"]

Off-screen, Atsushi Nakajima also shivered, feeling that something bad was about to happen.

It shouldn't be, he felt that he and Akutagawa were already used to the things that the big screen produced from time to time, there shouldn't be anything that could make him unlucky, right?After all, before this, things that could make Akutagawa want to kill him have already happened, so how can he be unlucky?

Is there something wrong with that soup?

Wouldn't it?I have been drinking that [Akutagawa] for a week, if there is a problem, it should have been a problem long ago.

Mr. Dazai must know what's going on, but...do you want to ask?I always feel that asking out is not a good thing.

Atsushi Nakajima hesitated a little, and tensed up all over, ready to deal with emergencies at any time.

"Renhu, do you want to poison Akutagawa-senpai?" Higuchi also felt that it might be Yu's problem, and instantly became vigilant.

"No! That's not me, and it's impossible for the father of the same body to poison Akutagawa in that world. It must be a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" Atsushi Nakajima quickly explained, as if he was afraid that Akutagawa would also be suspicious if he was too late. Same.

The homotopic father likes [Akutagawa] so much, how could he possibly hurt him!

["It's the soup that nourishes the body! Sea cucumbers, oysters, tiger penis, pork kidneys, and sheep scorpions. Netizens say they are all nourishing for the body, especially nourishing." Atsushi Nakajima counted on his fingers. It’s all released, and it’s doubled today.

Akutagawa: "..."

My heart attack is about to happen again

He finally knew what was causing the abnormality in his body these past few days. He thought that the weather would be hotter and drier, or that his little fiancé would have a physiological reaction when he was lying next to him, but in the end...

——How can he be so fidgety? 】

"..."

Silence is tonight's movie theater.

Those who understand have lowered their heads in deep thought, while those who don't understand are still staring at the big screen in confusion, not understanding why [Akutagawa] is angry.

For example, Akutagawa, who is a peer, doesn't understand why his peers are angry.

But I have to say that the atmosphere is a bit suffocating.

"What's the matter? Is it really that bad?" Hisaku Yumeno could also feel the strange atmosphere, and looked at Koyo Ozaki curiously.

Koyo Ozaki: "...I don't know much about this question, so I can't answer you, but the leader should know, so Kusaku can ask the leader."

Mori Ogai: "..."

He really knew it was right, and he was really shameless, but why did he explain to a group of people who didn't understand that it was something to "replenish the body and strengthen the sheep" in this environment?

He really didn't want to explain.

"...Actually, I don't know too well, after all, I haven't drunk this stuff before." With the corner of his mouth twitching, he secretly glared at Koye Ozaki who was joking, Mori Ogai said reluctantly.

The chief farmer spread his folding fan to cover the twitching mouth corners, but his eyes were a little malicious, "Ah, Chief Sen is deceiving his subordinates, and children, right? Chief Sen was a doctor before, and he didn't know about it ?"

Mori Ogai: "..."

What's the matter with one or two of you?

Do you like watching me so lively?

There are so many people here, can't you find someone else?

Many people actually don't know much about the medicinal food in the neighboring country, and they don't know much about the efficacy of those foods, but it doesn't matter, from [Akutagawa]'s desperate voice, you can more or less guess something.

There is a physiological reaction, a big man, a big man with a young fiance next to him, what is the physiological reaction lying on the bed?

——What else could it be!

"Miss Yosano, do you know why that Akutagawa is angry? That soup is very special?" Naomi Tanizaki asked the social doctor of the detective agency, and along with it, the other two children of the detective agency looked over, even Kunikida Doppo They all looked over.

"...Ah, this one, I can guess a little bit." Yosano Akiko pursed her lips, obviously holding back a smile.

Upon hearing his words, other curious people also looked over.

Yosano Akiko coughed dryly, straightened the broken hair around her ears, and said calmly and nonchalantly, "Actually, the things that nourish men's bodies have the effect of strengthening sheep, and all those things have this effect. "

After finishing speaking, the social doctor lady paused, her voice changed a bit, "Probably, Aden in that world saw Dazai working hard and felt that he was not good enough, seeing Akutagawa's poor health, and worrying about Akutagawa...cough Cough, so I got him to replenish his body."

Those who knew what it was before were still in deep thought, while those who didn't understand just now looked suddenly enlightened. Afterwards, everyone's eyes fell on Akutagawa, whose body was tense.

...The [Akutagawa] in that world should have recovered a lot because [Atsushi Nakajima] specially found medicine, at least the body should be better than the Akutagawa in their world. The [Akutagawa] in that world needs those things to replenish the body, then Where is the Akutagawa of their world?

Akutagawa: "..."

Akutagawa experienced the feeling of myocardial infarction in the same body.

"...impossible, Akutagawa-senpai can't possibly need to drink that thing, absolutely impossible..." Higuchi, who just said that he would prepare the same soup for Akutagawa, was a little dazed.

Akutagawa Gin was also silent.

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"Nah! Atsushi-kun, have you bought insurance? If not, you can buy one. Can the beneficiary fill in my name then?" Osamu Dazai shook Nakajima Atsushi's hand and looked at him expectantly .

Atsushi Nakajima smiled hard.

Originally, no one noticed him for the time being, but when Osamu Dazai called out, everyone looked over, and Akutagawa's gaze was the most "fiery".

... What a crime he has committed!

Akutagawa was already stunned by the conversation with Yosano Akiko, and when he came back to his senses, he wanted to unscrew Atsushi Nakajima's head, but when he heard Osamu Dazai's words, his attention was instantly diverted.

"Mr. Dazai! If you want, I can buy an insurance, and the beneficiary will fill in your name!"

Why should you be the beneficiary of Renhu's insurance?You can do it below!

What people and tigers are not willing to do, I am willing to!

Dazai Osamu: "...Oh, thank you, no need, you should fill in the silver."

Akutagawa Silver: "...Thank you, I don't think I need it."

And as the guerrilla captain of Port Mafia, what kind of insurance do you buy?Did someone sell you?

Akutagawa: "...Human tiger!"

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But I have to say that Osamu Dazai interrupted, everyone diverted a lot of attention from the pot of soup just now.

At this time, Yumeno Hisaku's doubtful voice sounded again, "Then, what is the tiger penis?"

Everyone: "..."

I can't blame Yumeno Hisaku, he is only 13 years old, and he has been locked up in a confinement room since he was a child, so of course he doesn't understand some common sense. There are many normal teenagers who don't know about tiger penis.

But how to explain this...

First of all, the tiger penis is a bit unsuitable for public speaking, and secondly... Atsushi Nakajima's supernatural ability is the moon beast, that is, turning into a tiger!

Horror.

[Atsushi Nakajima] in the parallel world buys tiger penis for stewing soup, does he have any special feeling when he slices the tiger penis into the pot?Don't you feel pain in some places?

This time Yosano Akiko was also silent.

It's really a question of male silence and female tears.

"Tiger penis is a common saying. To be precise, it is the reproductive organ of a male tiger, which is equivalent to the third leg of a human male." Fyodor explained with a gentle expression.

"A third leg?" Miyazawa Kenji blinked, as a simple 14-year-old country boy, no pervert would talk about these topics in front of him, "Do men have a third leg?"

"It's Chi Chi." The 14-year-old girl Izumi Kyoka calmly told Kenji Miyazawa the answer, "The third leg of a man means Chi Chi."

Miyazawa Kenji: "...Huh?"

So, the tiger penis is the jiji of a male tiger?

It turns out that the people in the city are really good at playing, and they have learned a lot.

Atsushi Nakajima was desperate, and swallowed when he met Akutagawa's murderous eyes, "That...the tiger is hanging around your neck, you take it yourself?"

I want to twist the tiger's head and take it by myself, but I have no hands.

Akutagawa didn't speak, but he really hated it.

He was so angry that he couldn't speak.

He originally thought that after being cheated so many times by people from parallel worlds, he would get used to it, and nothing would annoy him anymore, but he didn't expect that there was still this waiting for him.

Tiger whip...human tiger...making soup...the same body just drank it for a week without knowing it!

Akutagawa didn't move, but the ominous premonition in Atsushi Nakajima's heart became stronger.

If he vented out at this time, he might feel better after going out, but if there is no reaction now...you can imagine what he will face after going out.

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Life is really too difficult.

Although it is true that the father of the same body in the parallel world is very happy, but this is too pitiful.

TAT

"Dun-kun... Ah!" Osamu Dazai wanted to say something, but Nakahara Chuya punched him on the head, and immediately swallowed all the words that followed, "What are you doing, little slug!"

"Shut up you!"

Nakahara simply didn't know who to sympathize with, but as a person with a conscience, he certainly couldn't continue to watch Dazai Osamu bully the poor man, especially if one of the poor man was his junior and a member of the port Mafia, that would be even more so. I can't just look at it like this.

Didn't you see that Akutagawa's face turned green?

Calm down, or else after you go out, the people in your detective agency will really turn into tiger-skin rugs!

Such a senior at Atsushi Nakajima's booth really doesn't know what wicked things he did in his previous life.

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Chuya Nakahara with tears in his eyes, and felt that he was such a good man, and he saved him for the second time!

Mr. Chuya is the best! ! !

"...To be honest, I would like to know what Akutagawa, who drank soup for a week and now knows the truth, will do next." Ango Sakaguchi looked at the people around him, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said quietly.

If he remembers correctly, [Akutagawa] and [Atsushi Nakajima] in that world made an agreement that only adults can do things that adults can do, and the date shown on the big screen happens to be Atsushi Nakajima's 20th birthday.

So next...

Akutagawa: "..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

My tears flowed like an ocean.

It's crazy, don't be like what he thinks, don't!

When the others heard the words, they were silent for a while, and then stared at the big screen again.

[He felt that if he died one day, he would definitely not be killed by the enemy, but would be pissed off by this stupid tiger who didn't understand the situation in front of him!

Today is Atsushi Nakajima's birthday, even if Akutagawa was about to die of anger, he didn't think about punishing him today.

Bear with it, wait until tomorrow to talk about anything.

But Atsushi Nakajima is not a winking person!

When Akutagawa was taking a bath, he rubbed against each other, "Akutagawa, I'm twenty, an adult."

Akutagawa: "..."

Glancing at him indifferently, Rashomon suddenly leaned out, tied up Atsushi Nakajima who was still about to say something, and dragged him directly into the bathroom, after which the door of the bathroom was closed. 】

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Atsushi Nakajima slumped on the chair and screamed, which turned into a choked sob.

woo woo woo woo……

"Ah!"

Atsushi Nakajima: QAQ

Peer Grandpa!

I call you grandpa!

ball ball you let me go or2

"Or, think about it better, at least you are an adult." Zhong Yuanzhong really sympathized.

It's so miserable, it's really too miserable!

It was even worse than him.

Nakajima Atsushi glanced at Nakahara Nakaya with tears in his eyes, and that look was very obvious: it was my grandpa of the same body who rushed forward on his own initiative!

He actually rushed up on his own initiative, can you be more reserved!

Be reserved, you are just an adult!

The big screen was already blacked out at this time, and there was no way to really play scenes that were prohibited for minors, but anyone who was not blind could guess what happened, that's why Atsushi Nakajima collapsed.

If [Akutagawa] took the initiative, his reaction would not be so big, but the grandfather of the same body is so active... After going out, it is probably not a tiger skin rug that can solve it?

At least it has to be torn into pieces.

Uh...

Choked up and curled up on the chair, Atsushi Nakajima felt extremely pitiful.

It seemed that he knew that he was unlucky. Although the owner of the space didn't let him go, he brought some backs for him—at least he wouldn't be lonely on the unlucky road, right?

Osamu Dazai, one of the backs: "..."

Nakahara Chuya: "..."

Especially Chuya Nakahara, he felt that maybe he shouldn't have sympathized with Atsushi Nakajima just now. After all, he himself was quite unlucky and needed sympathy from others. The only fortunate thing is that his situation is much better than Atsushi Nakajima.

The big screen did not play the 20-year-old follow-up of [Nakajima Atsushi], which disappointed some people who wanted to watch the excitement. Before the double black follow-up was played, but now the new double black does not play the follow-up, and I don’t know the effect of the soup What happened, and...

Did [Akutagawa] follow in the footsteps of his teacher [Osamu Dazai]?

Did he ask for leave afterwards?

People are really, really curious about this.

[Atsushi Nakajima] never forgets to diss [Osamu Dazai] when making soup for [Akutagawa], so Osamu Dazai really wants to know now, whether the body of [Akutagawa] who is not as good as his counterpart has asked for leave?

Asking for leave proves that [Akutagawa] is not good, and not asking for leave proves that [Atsushi Nakajima] is not as good as a little slug, no matter what the result is, he wants to see it.

It's a pity, why did you skip it, it's not fair!

["I don't care, I don't care! Zhong is too much!!" With Dazai Osamu's voice, the big screen finally lit up, and Dazai Osamu was lying on the bed in a vest, rolling around like a monster, and Nakahara Nakahara was calmly talking. I was working on the table next to me, and there was a cup of coffee next to it, so I didn't take a look at it at all.

"Wedding! Wedding! I want, I want, I want! Why do they have me? Zhong is too much! Do you have someone else outside! Is it Mr. Mori's lolicon?!"

Zhongya Nakahara, who was working hard at first, slowly had veins popping up on his forehead, and finally seemed to be disturbed by the annoying noise and stopped.

"Why don't you go to work, bastard mackerel!"

"It's too much, it's not responsible for eating. Aton and Akutagawa are going to hold a wedding. As a senior, how can I be slower than them! No, no, I want it too!"

"You fucker! What kind of wedding do two big men want? If you have nothing to do, get the hell out of here! I still have a lot of work to do!" Zhong Yuanzhong was really going to be annoyed by him, he was making trouble early in the morning, It's already noon and it's still making trouble. After taking a rest for a day, the bastard Dazai has been making trouble for half a day. Now his mind is filled with the sound of this guy's mourning.

I'm so bored!

"What's wrong with the two men, there are Akutagawa and Aton! How can I lose to them as a senior! I want it too!"

"They were originally fiancés, what happened to their marriage?"

"We are obviously the same, so why should they be okay with me? I want it too! Little slug, you are so terrible that you put on your pants and don't recognize anyone, do you want to abandon them?!"

"Are you blind? What's the same? Don't we just have a money relationship?"

Osamu Dazai's voice faltered, his eyes widened in disbelief and he looked at Chuya Nakahara with an irritable face: "..."

"What are you looking at!"]

Others: "... oh!"

"It's wonderful, Dazai-kun."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The smile on his face couldn't hold back.

"Tsk, what a useless piece of trash, you actually want to pray to the dwarf, I never admit that such a useless guy has nothing to do with me!"

"Oh, really."

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The author has something to say:

That's right, you see, I'm sure I won't be at full attendance in May

Then me, how about we have three days later?

Anyway, the carrot is hanging in front of me without full attendance, so I want to lie down-