Is Yokohama Double Diamond in Another World?

Osamu Dazai has always known that the peers in the parallel world are even more shameless than himself, but he never expected to be so shameless!

He actually slapped ah!

Although he would do this occasionally, he never used Sapo to achieve his own goals, especially with an obvious arrogance.

Sure enough, this peer has been abolished, right?

It's disgusting.

He is obviously a rotten person, but he wants to stretch out his hand with only bones left to pull others down, how could he have the nerve to make such a request?Fortunately, the little slug in that world was finally not blind enough to agree to him.

It's so bad.

Osamu Dazai was very upset when he saw this scene, but he was even more dissatisfied when there were so many people watching.

So sad.

I almost want to die.

Others didn't expect to see this side of Osamu Dazai. It's really too noisy. Even if it is Osamu Dazai in the parallel world, it is Osamu Dazai. Let's look at Osamu Dazai sitting in front of this world... Tsk tsk !

Dazai-kun, you also have today?

The one who was in the best mood was Mori Ogai. This little bastard had the best laugh when he was unlucky before.

At this time, Mori Ogai did not expect that this time the big screen could trap six at once, and no one could escape.

【Osamu Dazai didn't expect Chuya Nakahara to say such a thing at all, he was dumbfounded on the spot, and stared blankly at the irritable little orange.

"Why are you looking at me?" Nakahara Nakaya glanced at Osamu Dazai, feeling that he was finally quiet.

But this quiet was short-lived.

Osamu Dazai looked at a certain ruthless Mafia cadre at the port, his eyes slowly turned red, as if he had turned on the faucet, tears streaming down his face.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

It's none of his business, let him cry, anyway, this guy is just pretending, and he doesn't know where he learned it, if he finds out, he will definitely kill that person!

"Little slug is too much. I really want to give up. The world is not worth it. I was deceived by others. It's so pitiful. I really don't want to live..." Osamu Dazai was crying Get up on one side.

Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't bother to pay attention to the guy who pretended to be pitiful, turned his head and continued to work, and then he heard the sound of the safe being opened, and turned his head in a jerk.

Osamu Dazai's hand was resting on the open safe, as long as he exerted force, the safe would fall down, and the expensive red wine inside would surely fall from the open door to the ground.

Nakahara Chuya's heart instantly lifted, "You...be careful!"

Don't push! Don't push!

I will feel bad if I drop a bottle, if I drop all of them, it will kill me!

"I've worked so hard to follow you for so long, but I don't even want to give me a title. Let me tell you, if you don't agree, I'll show you all your treasures!"

Osamu Dazai with the quality of alcohol in his hand is no longer the crying Dazai Osamu before, he is very arrogant when he wants to die or live.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

"I also installed a bomb in your garage. As long as I press it, all those precious motorcycles and sports cars of yours will be buried with me!" Osamu Dazai flipped his palm, and a remote control appeared in his hand, and he shook it at Zhongyuan Zhongya.

At this time, there was still something that Zhongyuan Zhong didn't understand. This guy had already prepared it, and he was so angry that he was about to explode. Only Dazai Osamu didn't stop talking, and he was still chattering endlessly.

"If you don't give me a title, I will take your darlings to hell and wait for regret!"

"Damn mackerel, if you want to die, die quickly, let go of my wine cabinet and my car!" Zhongya Nakahara really wanted to kill Osamu Dazai, and he clenched his fists, "Let go of me quickly wine cabinet, or I will definitely beat you to death this time!"

"Oh." Osamu Dazai stopped his tears in an instant, and with an indifferent face, he took out a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet and was about to throw it on the ground.

"Wait, wait! Don't move!"

Seeing which bottle it was, Nakahara Chuya's expression changed immediately.

This is the best bottle in his wine cabinet. This bottle of wine costs more than 1000 million yen, and he can't buy it if he has money. He has never been willing to drink it. Heartbroken to death!

"Fame!"

"All right, all right! Put that bottle of wine back quickly!" Nakahara Nakaya fixed his gaze on Dazai Osamu's hand, and agreed casually, as if he was afraid that his hand would slip and his wine would be gone.

If it is really gone, he will let this bastard mackerel be buried with him!

"To get married!"

Central Plains was also silent.

Osamu Dazai saw that Nakahara was also silent, snorted coldly, dangled the explosion remote control with one hand, and dangled the red wine with the other hand, and threatened again, "Little slug, think about it!"

"Keep knotting immediately! I listen to you, bastard, put my wine back quickly!"

Isn't it just marriage, anyway, he can't sign a marriage contract, and he didn't think about getting married at first, so let this guy get a name, so let's get a name, otherwise, if he doesn't satisfy him today, I don't know how many things will be tossed.

His car and wine might be ruined.

...oh, and his hat might end up in a stray dog's kennel someday!

This bastard!

Osamu Dazai finally got the answer he wanted and was satisfied. 】

"..." Looking back at Mafia at the port, Osamu Dazai quickly explained, "My peer is really terrible. I have never seen such a terrible person who would actually like a black, sticky little slug. I don't like it, just the thought of marrying the little dwarf makes me sick."

——I'm not interested in China either!

Don't get me wrong, Red Leaf Sister Verlaine, I'm not blind, so many gentle, beautiful and considerate young ladies don't want to go find a violent little man?

Moreover, Osamu Dazai really felt that his peer was very bad, and what made him feel even more disgusted was not the relationship between the other party and Nakahara Chuya, but the peer itself.

Osamu Dazai will always have the greatest malice towards Osamu Dazai.

Koyo Ozaki smiled, but did not speak, while Verlaine gave him a suspicious look.

"You think I have a crush on you, you can smell the fishy smell of mackerel a Yokohama away! My peers are unlucky!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also really felt that his peers were too unlucky.

He changed his mind, if Osamu Dazai threatened to marry him with his wine cabinet and garage of cars... Then let’s get married, save his wine and car first, it’s not bad to get married today and be widowed tomorrow.

other people:"……"

There are so many things I want to say but I don't know what to say.

That's the same sentence, I didn't expect Osamu Dazai to be such a person!

I know you are shameless, but I didn't expect you to be so shameless?

Even Dazai Osamu in the parallel world is the same, who knows if Dazai Osamu here will become like this one day?Just thinking about it makes the three views crack.

Especially the juniors who admired Osamu Dazai felt that their filter of Osamu Dazai was broken a lot.

"I'm serious, you guys... Hurry up and arrange lessons for Gravity Master after you go out, he is really easy to be cheated away." Yosano Akiko said again, obviously unable to bear it.

Although, Dazai Osamu here has always said that he doesn't have that kind of meaning for Zhongyuanzhong, but what if?Didn't [Osamu Dazai] in the parallel world never admit that he likes [Chuya Nakahara]?Who knows what happened to Dazai in their world?

Taking a step back, even if Osamu Dazai here really doesn't mean anything to Nakahara, what if this guy threatens the gravity envoy with those red wine and cars to take advantage of it?Don't you worry?

Does your port Mafia have such a big heart?

Although Osamu Dazai is a member of their detective agency and is a colleague of them, if you don't remind me of this kind of thing, you will really have a bad conscience!

This is a forced marriage!

It was such a success to force the marriage!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Miss Xie Ye, it's not good for you to be partial to outsiders like this, right?No matter how you say it, we have been colleagues for two years!

"Hey! From the detective agency, you underestimate me and my peers too?" Zhongyuan Zhong also scratched his hair, not very happy, he felt that he was really underestimated, " So what if you succeed, it's just a name, besides, it's not bad to get married today and be widowed tomorrow, so what are you afraid of?"

Everyone: "..."

Looking at Mori Ogai, Mori Ogai returned a polite smile.

This gravity user really missed the point. I always feel that the people on the Mafia side of the port are really a bit dumb. Except for Mori Ou, the leader, everyone else seems to be a bit... Let alone the gravity user, that and Gravity makes Verlaine who looks exactly the same, and Michizo Tachihara sometimes forgets that he is an undercover agent.

"... Chuya is really cruel." Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth a little bit. It's one thing if he didn't mean it, but it's another thing for Nakahara Chuya to get married and be widowed. What the hell is he that bad?

——Yes, it is that bad.

"I'm called eliminating harm for the people, how can I be called cruel?" Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at him and said lightly.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

other people:"……"

Suddenly, it seems that you are not so worried?

【"Hmph! I agreed a long time ago, so I wouldn't be so troublesome." Osamu Dazai snorted dissatisfiedly. Even now that Nakahara has agreed, he is a little angry, thanks to the fact that the final goal has been achieved.

Although he relied on it in this way, it didn't matter. Zhong Yuanzhong was also a man who kept his word. Since he agreed, he didn't worry that he would regret it after he put the things back.

"It's so annoying!" Nakahara Zhong also regretted again why he couldn't think about it so much at the beginning, and gave the card to this guy?This guy just likes to push his nose on his face, annoying.

Nakahara Naka was also aggrieved, but Osamu Dazai was in a better mood. He whistled and put the red wine back, and while putting it in, he was distracted, thinking about what to do with the wedding, whether he should go with Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima , or ahead of them...

Then the accident happened.

It is normal for some people to have weak legs just after getting out of bed after a hard night.

Dazai Osamu was yawning, still distracted, the red wine bottle hit the wine cabinet, and then his hand slipped...

The sound of the bottle breaking could be heard in the room, Osamu Dazai suddenly stopped yawning, his eyes tightened suddenly, and he raised his head to look at Chuya Nakahara with a stiff expression, secretly screaming in his heart.

But he can guarantee that he really didn't do it on purpose this time!

Absolutely not!

Chuya will definitely send him to the ICU now!

According to the things he did in the past, even if he explained, Zhong would definitely not believe it, and would only think that he did it on purpose, then...

Shivering violently, Osamu Dazai finally regretted it this time - he should have picked a cheaper bottle just now!

No matter what, let's solve the troubles in front of us first, otherwise he will definitely not see the sun of tomorrow.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at the slowly fainting red wine and the broken wine bottle on the ground, his expression gradually changed from stiffness to heartache, and finally to murderous intent.

Osamu Dazai raised his hand, pinned the broken hair from his left ear behind his ear, and then neatly... bent his legs and knelt down.

"Chuya, I was wrong."

Central Plains Chuya: "..."]

People watching the movie: "..."

"Dazai-kun is really good, he can bend and stretch." Fyodor smiled, and then sighed.

"...can't compare to Fantuan-kun, who frantically wagged his tail around the big monster to please the big monster in order to avoid a beating." Dazai Osamu turned his head, smiled hypocritically, and immediately fought back.

"I think, if Dazai-kun had a tail, maybe he would also be wagging it at this time?" Mori Ogai also smiled, and made up in time.

Sometimes, an enemy's enemy is a friend, even if the enemy is also his enemy, it doesn't matter, just kill one first.

Zhongyuan Zhong also watched the bottle of red wine smashed, and his heart ached. Even if the red wine from a parallel world was dropped, it didn't prevent him from empathizing with him. He felt suffocated just thinking about it, so he turned his head and used the empty glass He grabbed Osamu Dazai's collar with one hand and warned, "Mackerel, if you have nothing to do, just go to my house, I'm too lazy to argue with you, if you dare to touch my wine, I will definitely..."

Originally, I wanted to say that I would definitely kill you, but then I thought that killing him might just make him get what he wanted, so I immediately took it back, thought about it, and finally came up with another way.

"I will definitely let the intelligence department give away the information that you can't do it to all underground organizations in the world for free, and then buy advertisements to be played on a national loop. The huge poster is hung on the Mafia building in the port!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

other people:"……"

It's not necessary, is it?

So ruthless, it is worthy of being a Gravity Messenger who makes the enemy fearful!

"Did you hear that?"

"……heard it."

"Do you think Mr. Dazai's hairstyle looks familiar?" Kenji Miyazawa was a little puzzled. He really felt that he had seen this hairstyle before.

Sakaguchi Ango was silent.

Does it look familiar?It looks familiar, isn't it the same as Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's white mist incident, and Dazai Osamu's hairstyle at that time?That's exquisite!

Those who don't know are wondering, while those who know are silent, such as Fyodor, who is also silent this time.

Because he was also forced to change clothes at that time.

Tatsuhiko Shibusawa would cry if he didn't change.

【Nakahara Chuya】It's not strange, who made 【Dazai Osamu】pretend to cry?It's [Shibusawa Tatsuhiko], whether it's in their world or in the parallel world, it's all good things done by Bai Qilin.

[Nakahara Chuya clenched his fists and then loosened them, then clenched them again, and then strode forward.

"Chuya, I really didn't do it on purpose, listen to my explanation, I really have no strength!"

Why do you have no strength?Because the strength is exhausted.

Where did it run out?bed.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

I was shocked again by Osamu Dazai's shamelessness.

"Dazai Osamu, you are really good." Nakahara Nakaya reached out and grabbed Dazai Osamu's collar, gritting his teeth.

Osamu Dazai smiled flatteringly, stretched out his head and kissed Nakahara Nakaya's face, and argued with aggrieved face, "I really didn't do it on purpose this time, it's obvious that Nakaya's physical strength is too damn, and he's too greedy Mmm!"

Before he finished speaking, his mouth was covered by Zhong Yuanzhong, and the gravity of the ochre-colored hair made his face almost the same color as his hair.

"Show face, bastard mackerel!"

Central Plains also regretted it again.

Sorry, why did he give the card to this guy?

Why can't you think about it so much? 】

"You let it pass so lightly?" Zhong Yuanzhong also had an incredulous expression on his face. It was the best bottle of wine in his wine cabinet. It was dropped by the mackerel, and he didn't beat him into the ICU, but directly Let it go?

What's wrong with the peer?

Ozaki Koyo also felt that he was blinded, and the parallel world was obviously decided, too bad.

How did you get tricked by that fellow Dazai?

It was her fault that she should have taught those things and ended up ignoring the past.

The social doctor of the detective agency was right. After going out, the course should be arranged immediately, and it must not be delayed any longer. If it continues, I don't know what will happen.

Fyodor watched what happened in the parallel world, but couldn't help thinking.

No one understood Chuya Nakahara's indignation, but fortunately [Osamu Dazai] finally agreed to [Chuya Nakahara] and would pay him a bottle, and the depression in Chuya Nakahara's heart dissipated a lot.

Although according to the salary of the detective agency, [Osamu Dazai] would definitely not be able to afford it, and he would definitely use the card of the same body in the end, but Nakahara Chu was already satisfied.

The real top-notch red wine is not only expensive, but even if you have money, you can't buy it. Money is no longer the biggest problem. The biggest problem is that you can't buy it. Otherwise, how could he cherish it so much.

Since [Osamu Dazai] said he would pay, he must be able to find a way to get a bottle back.

Thinking of this, Nakahara Chuya couldn't help looking at Dazai Osamu next to him, and his heart was about to move - if they want Dazai Osamu here, they can definitely get it, then...

Osamu Dazai: "...Don't think about it, I won't bother to find some red wine, and I don't like it!"

Nakahara Chuya: "...Hmph! You make it sound like I need you!"

other people:"……"

How did you manage to communicate seamlessly?

Thinking about what Osamu Dazai said before, if you are very familiar with Chuya Nakahara's small habits of footsteps, breathing and attack routines, it always feels a little subtle.

No, it should be said that since they came here to watch the movie, they discovered that the relationship between the two is really very subtle, why didn't they notice it before?

Mori Ogai who has noticed before: Smile.jpg

【"I warn you, if you dare to trouble me at this time, see how I will deal with you!" Looking at Osamu Dazai's expression, he was a little nervous, and when this guy was nervous, he wanted to make trouble, Nakahara Chuya immediately warned.

Really annoying.

Originally, he promised well, but because Osamu Dazai dropped his most precious bottle of red wine, Nakahara immediately turned his face.

Then, this guy, regardless of time and place, can see his resentful face everywhere, like a bitter woman.

Is the detective agency really so busy?

He was really annoyed, so after Osamu Dazai got him a better bottle of red wine, he readily agreed.

I really don't want to see that face all the time anymore, it's going to be a nightmare, and how the hell did this guy get into port Mafia!

Is it so arrogant?

How did you get in here?This has to be discussed with Osamu Dazai, who is one of the elders who want to marry Mori.

Compared with this pair, the younger one was much sweeter. Both of them were wearing wedding dresses. Atsushi Nakajima didn't respond, but Akutagawa felt uncomfortable.

He didn't understand why he was wearing a wedding dress!

The question was cheated by Mr. Dazai. 】

The people sitting in front of the big screen were forced to participate in a wedding of two couples, as if they were sitting at the table of relatives and friends wishing the two couples a happy life...there's nothing to say.

Why did they attend the wedding of Shuanghei and the new Shuanghei!

However, despite wanting to complain, in the end, everyone clapped and applauded in unison when the groom kissed the groom.

Really... very subtle.

However, they felt that the feelings of the four wedding parties would be more subtle than theirs.

At this time, even if the owner of the space didn't say anything, everyone can feel that the movie viewing is slowly coming to an end, and it's not far from the end of their movie watching.

Thinking about it this way, I feel a little bit reluctant-

[The wedding ended, the two couples left, and the others also left the scene in twos and threes.

The president and Mori Ogai walked at the end by coincidence.

"Your Excellency Fukuzawa."

"Doctor Sen."

"The weather is fine today, and it will be a full moon."

It was a strange topic, but the president took it up and nodded in agreement, "Yes, the moonlight will be beautiful."

He fell silent after speaking.

"Want to have a drink together?" Mori Ogai regretted after finishing speaking, but it was too late, because the president agreed with a sullen face without hesitation at all.

"it is good."

Mori Ogai: "..."

Your Excellency Silver Wolf, do you want to reconsider?He promised so quickly that he couldn't even regret it.

"What's the matter?" After walking two steps, seeing that Mori Ogai didn't follow, the president turned his head, with a serious expression as if he was about to hold a secret meeting, "Are you here to book a place?"

"Your Excellency Fukuzawa, you know what I mean?"

"……Um."

"Aren't you afraid of other people's jokes, Mr. Fuzawa? Mr. Silver Wolf of the dignified Armed Detective Agency was forced to go home by me. Would you die of laughter?"

The president put his hands in the sleeves of the kimono, his eyes were focused, and his expression was serious, "I can't make jokes."

Mori Ogai: "..."

I always feel that if I continue talking, he will lose.

That must not lose.

Come on! 】

suffocated.

Kunikida Doppo slapped the table, and reacted quickly to hold down Edogawa Ranpo. Izumi Kyoka cooperated well with him, and immediately jumped up and held down Yosano Akiko, and then both of them looked at their clubs long.

Well, the expression is still very serious, exactly the same as the expression in the parallel world when he agreed to Mori Ogai's invitation.

Suddenly I couldn't look straight at him.

"...Ah, Dazai-san and Chuya-san's unyielding temperament is really exactly the same as Chief Mori's."

Mori Ogai: "..."

Help—what's the matter with you, peer!

Invite that guy, Silver Wolf, if there is a large crowd, what do you want to do!

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The author has something to say:

How should I put it, Cai Zaizhi seems to be OOC, and it seems that he is not completely OOC

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- That's right, I took a look at this review today, your comment is 7000, and my reply is 3000

instant horror

Am I so good at chattering?

Shouldn't you be a little more reserved?