Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Does Kim think of me as some sort of "call and go" mascot?

Ya Lie Ya Lie, don't go.

What is Elena's special "coffee jelly"?

Then I teleported there reluctantly.

In the living room of the GM small building, there is a coffee jelly tower, which is like a champagne tower. There is a crystal clear coffee jelly on each transparent cup, and the color is perfect.

Kim is holding a giant cream cup to pour over the top coffee jelly.

Stop it, what is this guy trying to do with coffee jelly?

It is torture to waste food!

In the way of eating coffee jelly, cream can only be used as an embellishment on the taste, and the real main ingredient is coffee jelly.

Just pouring too much cream down, so that the whole coffee jelly is soaked in the cream, isn't this completely overwhelming?Is this eating coffee jelly or drinking coffee jelly milk tea?

And even the whipped cream was a bit too sweet, completely missing the taste that coffee jelly should have.

The correct way to eat coffee jelly is to dip it in a little cream for flavoring.

In order to protect the most important heroine in my life, I quickly lifted Jin up and put it aside with my thoughts.

Don't mess with my coffee jelly, bastard!

"Eh? Isn't that how you eat it?" Jin scratched his hair, "Kusuo puts cream every time, right?"

That's just a layer of coffee jelly on top. It's not like his way of completely treating cream as free.

"In this case, you can't put cream into a real coffee jelly tower." Jin said with some regret.

The only thing that would do this is the champagne tower that represents money. There is no need for coffee jelly to become such an existence.

The most correct way to eat coffee jelly is the most simple way, just like I don’t want to be conspicuous.

I saw that Jin was still a little ready to move, and wanted to pour too much cream on top of the coffee jelly, so I quickly interrupted his thoughts and asked, "What's the matter?"

"The original stored 'teleportation' was consumed during the experiment, so I need you to replenish some of it." Jin said succinctly.

"Don't listen to Jin, this coffee jelly tower is not a reward," Elena interjected, "Although it's a bit late, this is my birthday present to Kusuo."

"I've said that Kusuo is very particular about how to eat coffee jelly, and he will decide the amount of cream when he arrives, but Jin sneaked onto it while I was in the kitchen. This is my gift." Ailian Na turned her head and said to Jin angrily,

"Sorry," Jin said without any sincerity, "It's normal to want to try something like this champagne tower."

...doesn't mean to think about it at all.

"It's true to have a birthday, but it's also true to have used up the original stored energy," Jin turned his head and said to me, "I asked you to come here to receive gifts before, but I was completely unmoved. It’s too strong to call once.”

He said so strongly that he told me that there is coffee jelly to eat?Please come to this kind of toughness a few more times, thank you.

"Sure enough, Kusuo only acts when he sees coffee jelly."

The status of coffee jelly in my heart is different. In comparison, Jin can only be regarded as the guy who brings trouble to my peaceful life.

It's probably a JPG emoticon package like "I'm in a pile of coffee jelly, what is gold?"

Because there is no banquet, and there is no birthday cake, it is not considered a make-up birthday, but a make-up gift.

Elena is the coffee jelly tower, Ida gave me a stack of coupons, because I can't leave the island of greed, it's better to give it to me than expired.

In terms of the degree of empty pockets, Bodoli, who was pulled by Jin to build "Greed Island" just after becoming a hunter, is about the same level as me. She gave me a card of "Breath of the Archangel".

"Kusuo doesn't have the ability to heal, right? I'll give you this one. It's good to keep it as an insurance if you encounter danger."

Du En and I are not very familiar with Leiza, who is currently in charge of infrastructure work. In order to avoid the Kuluta tribe, I will not go to the construction site to find them, but they also gave me a birthday present, very straight Thinking about what gift to give to the baby, I gave a fancy baby three-piece set, a pacifier, a saliva cloth, and a stuffed toy.

It's almost like searching for the answer on the Internet, and then copying it according to the answer.

Well, I also enjoyed the subtle feeling that Qiya Manyue only received a pacifier as a gift and had to say thank you.

It's not useless, I can transfer it to Kiya and Alluka, although Kiya won't be happy, but Alluka will definitely be happy.

Kim sent me a game card with Greed Island engraved on it.

"Finished?" I asked, looking at the game card.

I have only been away for more than a month, and even the game cards have come out.

"No." Jin shrugged his shoulders and said, "Kusuo's teleportation ability is only used on this 'card', which has changed a little bit, as long as you input 'read' on it, it can be teleported to the player. In the hall."

It is said to be the player's hall, but it is actually the GM's cabin, because it just appears in front of the player like an illusion, and then Ida or Elena will explain the opening of the game, and it was discovered in the enchantment of the two sisters There is no possibility at all.

"That's not Bodoli's ability."

Bodoli's ability is just a card, which is much larger than the game card.

"No," King said, "that was my backup plan before I met Bertoli."

According to King, this is a special "metal" that can memorize "mind power".

"Use the release system to hit it, and a special pattern will be formed on it. If you instill 'nen' inside, you can trigger these lines and use the previous ability of the release system."

"The power and the number of times are related to the ability to hit it."

"Because it is troublesome to use, and there is not such a large amount of metal, and because of Bodoli, it was abandoned." Jin spread his hands, "But now it is suitable for making game cards."

Hey, there is such a metal, isn't it a bit wasteful to use it as a game card?

"It could be worth a fortune after Greed Island goes on sale," King said. "It's not a drop in price as a birthday present."

"However, this card was recorded by Bodoli with your 'teleportation' from various places to enter the game many times. It feels a bit troublesome." Jin said and pulled out a box from the box next to it. For a card of this size, "I'll leave these to you."

...As the main creator who provides abilities, even if he can't put his name on the game name, can't he get a game card for free?It's really a little petty.

There are many people who think the same as me, at least those present are very discerning.

"Don't you think it's too much to give Kusuo something that was originally intended for him as a birthday present, Jin?" Elena couldn't stand it and said, "And let him do free labor by the way."

"I originally wanted to ask Kusuo to go to the pond on Whale Island to fish for some." Jin said aggrievedly, "It could have been given to him as a birthday present, but Kusuo doesn't want it, and I can't help it."

"He will never want to eat the coffee jelly I made."

King only did a good job on the barbecue, the rest of the meals, especially the desserts, were unpalatable, because he was very arbitrary, did not follow the dosage at all, and liked to add some weird things.

The fried kitchen has been fried several times.

Elena felt deeply about this, "I'd rather die anyway than eat food made by gold."

"As for the help, it's very simple. For Kusuo, he just needs to bring these back to the enemy, and engrave the ability of 'teleporting to the GM hut on Greed Island' into these metals." Jin said, " According to Kusuo's ability, maybe it only takes one time."

In order to deepen the impression of metal recording, three cards must be used for transcription such as Bodoli.

For me, it should be easier, and I can even burn multiple copies at one time.

But it doesn't do me any good.

"I've helped out anyway, so let's help to the end." Jin said, "Well, at worst, I owe you a favor."

Jin's favor is quite valuable.

I nodded.

Then he looked at the coffee jelly tower in front of him and asked, "Can I eat it?"

After getting an affirmative answer, take a cup from the top, and then carefully pour a layer of cream on top of the coffee jelly, so that the coffee jelly is covered, there is no need to eat it like a soup, this is the best way The orthodox way to eat coffee jelly is right.

After drinking and eating, I took the initiative to bring up the previous topic.

I'm not a person who cares about what I eat and what I don't do.

I took the initiative to understand the current process of "Greed Island".

"Well, it's okay." Jin talked about this topic, and he was a little sluggish.

That's rare, and I asked, "What's wrong?"

Obviously even the game cards have been made, now just wait for the infrastructure of Greed Island to be completed.

Elena spread her hands and said, "It's just Jin's prodigal son syndrome. He stays in one place for a long time, the original difficulty is greatly reduced, and he can't let go completely, it will become like this."

I translated it, that is, the biggest difficulties of "Greed Island" have been solved, Jin wants to find new adventures, but because he is not fully completed and trapped here, he seems to be depressed.

That being said, there's basically nothing wrong with the game.

"Because of the experience of successfully converting Kusuo's power, we only need to determine the number of cards." Elena said, "But it's not without any difficulties."

"The Kuluta tribe encountered a lot of trouble in acting." Elena said, "It is really difficult for them to act as a bandit."

The difficulty of the bandit NPC is second to that of evil spirits. In the early stage, the most important thing is to sell miserably, and the Kuluta tribe is the least likely to sell miserably. When they speak those lines, they are as hard as wood, and they can only read in a tone of praise. , does not work.

"Because there is really no way, there are more people from the Kuluta tribe sitting quietly in front of the 'God Statue'." When this topic was mentioned, Jin gloated, "Even if the elders said that they have to rely on their own strength, they feel that they have to rely on their own strength. It is better to get a breakthrough in front of the 'Idol'."

"It's all headed by Kurapika."

"You have the style of a leader at a young age." Jin rubbed his chin, then blinked at me and asked, "Do you want to think of a way?"

Um, is he joking?

In terms of acting skills, is it at the level that I can be a teacher?

【Isn't this your fault? ! 】

Although I accidentally took out the collectibles that Jin planned to use in the game and turned more than half of the dust into dust, but it was too much for him to drag me to the Kuluta tribe and let me teach Kurapika acting skills.

Kim said what most parents preach to their little ones under the banner of "for your own good."

[I'm doing this for your own good. Acting skills are more important than any ability to read, and sometimes it can even turn defeat into victory. 】

[You are the one who beat the enemy, you don't know this, do you? 】

Just because I knew it, I took Xiba and Kiqiu's acting class, but in fact it can't be said that it is useless, at least I learned how to lie expressionlessly in the domineering boss-style script.

But although I learned it reluctantly, it seems that the process is too difficult, so I don't understand why I learned it at all.

But I can't bring back the pile of scripts, and say to the people of the Kuluta clan, "The children of the forest let you be the bandits of the domineering president?" ]

This doesn't match the original persona, it's impossible to have a domineering president who begs for help.

Although it may exist in this kind of script that is basically lost.

[Can't you think of a way? 】

[I'm very busy, and my acting skills are average. 】

This is probably a big joke, Jin said that his acting skills are average.

[I think the effect will be much better if the 'Children of the Forest' personally teach it, that kind of BUFF such as faith bonus. 】

Doesn't Jin mean that I have to go up?

[Aren't you worried?Do the Kuluta believe in the 'son of the forest'? 】

Most people will worry about what I am doing in the name of "Children of the Forest".

【Because Kusuo is a good guy by nature. 】Jin thought for a while and said, 【And the Kuluta tribe can't do much, they are too weak. 】

[What Kusuo can do by himself alone, there is no need to pull a group of oil bottles. 】

That's what he said, but when such words came out of Jinkou, did this guy really stand in the camp of justice?

In any anime, there is the meaning of a free-wheeling BOSS.

No matter what kind of guy Kim is, teaching acting skills is something I absolutely cannot do, nor do I want to do.

"I reject."

After I said this sentence, I teleported and ran away.

"Hey, at least take these game cards with you." Jin's words were all forgotten by me.

Having said that, I still used my "clairvoyance" to see the situation of the Kuluta tribe.

Sure enough, Jin lied to me. There was no one sitting in meditation next to the Kuluta tribe's "god statue" and planned to rely on silence to ask the "son of the forest" for help.

Not even Kurapika, who started the movement, sat next to the "Idol".

I inspected for a week and found that the people of the Kuluta tribe were not farming or building infrastructure, but gathered around the auditorium.

The buildings here, in order to better hide Ida and the others, if you don't want to be discovered by the player, others will not notice it, just need to move a little bit.

However, in order to save energy, they are all arranged together, so the positions of the villages are all arranged by gold and others, but the Kuluta people can also choose the construction style of the buildings and whether to build a "great hall" that is specially written. of buildings.

The Kuluta clan built it completely according to Jin's drawings, but chose the Kuluta clan's own style for the style of the house.

A curtain was erected at the front of the auditorium, and a projector was playing a movie at the back.

Everyone was engrossed in watching the movie, but what they thought in their hearts was not the content of the movie at all, but the acting skills.

【Hmmm, there are many kinds of smiles. 】

[Crying looks so real, so powerful, I can't cry at all. 】

【Well, acting skills are really difficult. 】

Kurapika, who was sitting in the front row, was still taking notes very seriously, densely packed with key points.

If you work hard like this, you can break through the acting barrier by yourself.

But in fact, it is really difficult to get the hang of things like acting.

After three months, the Kuluta tribe's acting skills are still terrible.

In the auditorium, the elder was patrolling around with a fan.

He yelled "Cry."

Everyone sitting on the ground accepting the assessment showed a crying face.

There was a loud "snap", and the paper fan was hit on the head, "You are crying, are you just smiling?"

"Again, smile shyly."

Everyone smiled in unison.

There was another loud bang, "It's a shy smile, are you playing a little fool by making your mouth so big?"

After a while, the assessment was over.

Angrily, the elder sat down on his chair, pointed tremblingly at the people of the Kuluta tribe below and said, "All of you are unqualified!"

"It's too difficult, elder." Someone below boldly said, "I don't understand acting skills at all."

"I have used up the number of times I have looked in the mirror in my life, but there is only a stiff face on it!" With the beginning of the person, everyone complained endlessly.

"There's no need to be a bandit NPC, we can also be an ordinary villager A."

The elder clapped his fan and shouted, "Quiet!"

Everyone stopped talking as if the "pause button" was pressed all of a sudden. The elder looked around and said, "The island of greed cannot exist forever, and we cannot survive forever attached to others."

"Everyone, we are human beings, not containers for the 'seven beauties and fiery red eyes', nor some red-eyed demons, nor do we need the protection of others to drag down other existences!"

"If we want to become human, we have to learn to protect ourselves. If we are not strong enough, we must first use acting skills to protect our identity, and then slowly learn to use force to gain experience in fighting others. As NPCs in "Greed Island", we don't Will die, have the ability of trial and error for several years or even ten years."

"We will be tempered and become human beings in the true sense, instead of being plundered as containers of the 'seven red eyes'."

"You don't want to live in hiding anymore, do you? Don't you want Jon's tragedy to happen again?"

"We must first be strong to protect our own race!"

"That's why I chose the character most likely to fight the player among the NPCs!"

After hearing this, everyone was silent.

At this moment, a voice came, and Kurapika stood up with a pen and notebook in his arms, and echoed loudly, "I will study acting seriously! Then I will fight other people and protect everyone!"

After Kurapika made his voice, the others also began to echo.

"How can an adult let a child get ahead?"

"Protecting the Kuluta clan should be our adults' business!"

"Just as long as Kurapika stands behind us, we will protect you."

Kurapika turned around and made a face at them, "At that time, who will protect who is uncertain, I will definitely learn acting the fastest!"

"Hey, hey, it's better to let the adults do this kind of thing, don't talk big, kid."

I looked back, and Jin often called me recently. The basic game process was finally confirmed, and the cards made by my ability, and those game cards needed to be engraved into the "Arrival "Greed Island" "Instructions".

Anyway, we have to find a way to solve it.

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

"Hey, hey, Kusuo, are you there?" It was Kiya's voice.

Qi Ya is now five months old, and he speaks very fluently. The average baby at this age cannot speak so well. Even with the gene of beating the enemy, the children of our family have always been more mature than the children of the outside world. Children should be born earlier, generally around eight months, when they can consciously speak simple vocabulary.

But it is very rare for Qi Ya to be so early, because the active thinking drives the development of the body.

It's like blindfolding and making people believe that they will be burned, but the result is that they just touched metal, but the surface of the body is really burnt. Qi Ya's consciousness wants to talk and walk as soon as possible, and his body will cooperate with this. Er quickly completed the basic configuration he needed.

I opened the door and let Kiya in.

"Shall we go and play with Xiaojie?" Qi Ya said impatiently as soon as he entered.

In the past three months, we have maintained the frequency of seeing Xiaojie almost once a week. Every time we go to see Xiaojie, he will always have some accidents.

Like falling out of a window into a garbage can and almost being sent to a garbage disposal station, or falling into a river and riding a big fish tossing in the water...

This kind of accident-prone constitution can make people wonder whether Xiaojie can survive to the age of 12 to take the hunter test without the care of Qiya's "bedside friend".

In fact, in Qi Ya's world line, Xiaojie has really grown up, so this is the halo of the protagonist in the legend.

But seeing Qi Ya now, I looked him up and down, and suddenly had a good idea.

"Qiu."

"Well, what happened?"

"Kurapika is in trouble and needs your help."

"Eh? Didn't he plan to play the bandit NPC on Greed Island?" Qi Ya put his hands behind his head, opened and closed one eye, and asked, "What else will he encounter?"

In Kiya's heart, Kurapika is also his friend, but among friends, there are also priorities. For example, Xiaojie's priority is Kurapika and Leori who participated in the competition with them.

Knowing that Kurapika is absolutely safe on Greed Island, let alone want to stick together every day like Xiaojie, in fact, he didn't even meet him.

"My feelings for Kurapika are delicate."

Under my expressionless gaze, Qi Ya spat out the word.

"After turning into Chain Killer, Kurapika seemed to be a different person. After Xiaojie's incident, he didn't say anything, and hung up the phone very coldly."

"Although I can understand his temperament has changed a lot, but I'm still a little upset."

"Knowing that he won't experience genocide here again, I will be very happy." Qi Ya scratched his cheek and said, "I just don't really want to take the initiative to see him."

"Of course, if he encounters any difficulties, I will also help him."

I was waiting for Chi Ya's words.

"Coach, he wants to learn acting."

In terms of acting skills, Kiya can definitely be Kurapika, no, the master of the entire Kuluta clan.

Although he is only five months old, he is a man who cannot be underestimated in terms of acting skills, no, baby.

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