Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

"Can you still teach acting by dressing me up like this?"

Qi Ya stared speechlessly at the leaves surrounding him.

"Teaching acting requires being seen by others?" I asked a little puzzled.

Isn't it enough to just point out the other party's problems and let him go back to practice by himself?

Although I used to learn acting skills by playing the domineering president scene, but when I went to watch teaching videos on the Internet, it was basically a teacher shouting "You have to work harder! Make your expression more ferocious!", and then slapped very excitedly on the side It slapped the floor.

This is the acting teacher hired in the variety show "World Actor", and he must have a lot of teaching experience.

"You have to have a contrasting expression." Qi Ya said, "I stayed up late yesterday and watched "The King of Dramas" and it said so."

"I'm obviously looking forward to teaching Kurapika how to act." I stared at him and said, "I've been up all night."

It is common for Qi Ya to stay up late, he often sneaks out of the room in the middle of the night, and then quietly goes to Mi Ji to watch the late night channel, but this is the first time he stays up late to read a book, and it is this kind of textbook similar to acting.

As for why he ran to the ridiculous room?

On our side, baby strollers and renovations are only done after the age of three. On this floor, only the rooms of Miji and Yiermi have TVs.

Qi Ya will definitely not go to the room of Yier fans, so Qi Ya can only run to Mi Chi's room, anyway, Mi Chi is still training in the Sky Arena, but even if Mi Chi doesn't come back, Qi Ya intends to occupy his TV The machine was installed at home until the age of three.

But unfortunately, it was me he met. The funny TV has always been my exclusive product, and I always watch it through the wall.

Qi Ya was the first to sneak into Mi Ji's room. As soon as he entered the door, he was frightened by the enlarged expression of the female ghost that I played in the horror movie.

I actually don't have any feelings for this kind of horror movie, but this one has a little bit of a ghost detective plot, and it's still very good at deciphering.

After being frightened, Qi Ya muttered, "Didn't you turn off the TV? Still watching this kind of horror movie."

He changed the channel, and I changed the frequency band back with my thoughts. Qi Ya was so frightened that his body stiffened. It took five seconds for him to realize that it was me who was behind the wall and was manipulating the remote control.

Although five seconds is not too short, it is too late to react after we beat the enemy for three seconds.

But Qiya is actually afraid of ghosts, which is really incredible.

Logically speaking, if anyone in this world is most likely to be haunted by ghosts, it is definitely the one who beats up the enemy.

He showed no signs of fear as he wandered around the main house.

But it was the first time for Qi Ya to stay up late to read a book. Anyway, it was the first time I saw him read an acting textbook so seriously.

"...Don't peek at me! Make it look like a pervert!" Kiya said, covering the ears of Alluka next to her.

...Who wants to peek at his chubby meatball figure when I don't have one?

In this way, it seems more like a pervert. It should be said that it would be better to turn into a skeleton if you look at it more.

"Why did you cover Aluka's ears?"

"How can you let Alluka hear such a dirty adult's words?" Qi Ya muttered loudly.

Fortunately, Yiermi went out to do the mission again, otherwise he would definitely break in through the window when he heard Qi Ya's loud voice say something that seemed to be very powerful, and he would not say "add me" , will only say "Which child is not good?"

This guy Qi Ya didn't understand the meaning of the word "dirty adult" at all, but sure enough, it was the right way to stop me from watching late-night movies a few times.

It's not to compete with Qi Ya for the TV, but just to correct his occasional look like a sleazy old man.

This is very important for the education of future Patriarchs who beat enemies.

Although he has been playing roundabout battles with me to watch TV, recently he has been unable to grab the TV from me, so he moved to Gundam's curtain.

Anyway, the chair is very comfortable, and it doesn't affect his sleep.

But he would rather nest on the chair inside Gundam than go to Ilmi's room, even if Ilmi is not at home at all.

How big is Qi Ya's psychological shadow on Yier fans?

But I also don't want to stay up all night with Qiya to quarrel with Qiya, and then entangle with Qiya whether he has stayed up all night to study how to be an acting teacher. For a Tsundere, it will eventually become a meaningless repetition maze like a cart wheel .

In order not to waste time, I will not continue this topic.

I pulled the topic to the front, "Then you want to wear a small skirt and become a teacher?"

Qi Ya has not avoided the tradition of beating enemies. He is wearing a pink and complicated Lolita dress. Year.

Qi Ya basically shook his head immediately without pausing, "No, do some camouflage, such as putting on makeup? Aren't you learning this recently?"

"I'm learning Yiermi Acupuncture and Moxibustion." I replied, "I also learned a little about simple makeup."

I have given up my acting skills. Except for the improvement in "playing a silly face" and lying, everything else is still in a mess, so that Shiba said that when I grow up a little more, I will add some missing facial nerves. Besides.

But in fact, I don't have any problems with my facial nerves. Even if I grow up a little bit, it won't help me, so I can only go sideways.

Yiermi's acupuncture method is very good, but I don't want to pay a huge price for Yiermi to teach me. He will definitely use his hands and feet when teaching me, inserting his pin directly into my forehead, and It can be said to be a normal way of learning, and it can also be called a skill of "opening up".

I don't want to be wary of whether Ill fans are actually doing some tricks under the guise of teaching when I'm studying, so I'm secretly reading some classics in private and learning by myself.

These classics are said to be the books that inspired acupuncture and moxibustion for Yier fans. Since Yier fans can learn through this, I should be able to, but in order not to make Yier fans suspicious, so I advertised that I am learning the makeup of beating enemies technique.

Getting along with Yiermi and wanting to learn is almost like being in a spy war. Fortunately, he has been on another mission recently and is not beating the enemy, so he can take a breath.

Big brother's love, hell's love, people really can't bear it~

If grandpa plans to compose again, I would suggest that he add this line of lyrics.

But even though he claimed to be learning how to make up for beating enemies, he was actually learning it, and it was Kiki who taught me.

As soon as I heard that I had this idea, she ran over excitedly and said that she wanted to teach. Although Ki Qiu’s skills are really good, she is keen to turn me into the kind of doll that often appears in ghost stories. It is said that it is now a popular model.

Well, the current fashion is really incomprehensible.

When I put on my own makeup for the first time, I scared Qi Ya who came in on tiptoe. If I hadn't covered his mouth, I'm afraid that the noise would make everyone think it was an enemy attack.

I really didn't mean to scare Qiya, but because I often work on machines late at night, the light on Miji's side will be better, and I don't want to do my own makeup in broad daylight.

Although I haven't learned the face-changing method of Yiermi acupuncture and moxibustion, I have already learned the magical magic of makeup that Qiya expected, after all, I can scare Qiya to roll on the ground.

However, I used my hand to draw a picture of Qi Ya's height, and he was not as tall as a ridiculous bed when he stood up. Even if I was sure that I could make him into Hisoka, no one would believe his strength.

Qi Ya felt that he had been insulted, but he couldn't immediately raise himself to 1.5 meters six, so he could only say bitterly, "I will grow taller in the future."

"Ah."

"Il fans are 24 meters five at the age of 1.8, I can't be shorter than Il fans!" Qi Ya made a bold statement.

"It's okay." I replied.

Based on my relationship with Jin, the elder needs as many height-enhancing medicines as he wants. He just wants to grow into the sky. Well, he may have to save up some medicines. At least it is absolutely no problem to grow a giant of five or six meters.

After getting along recently, Qi Ya already understood me very well, and emphasized, "I'm talking about the natural height that has not been blessed, not your super power."

"Ah."

"Elder's height-enhancing medicine" is also that other people's telekinetic ability has nothing to do with my superpower.

"So have you made up your mind?" I asked while suspending the surrounding leaves with my thoughts.

Qi Ya was silent for a moment, then pulled the leaves around his waist and said, "You surround yourself."

[I’m not sure if I’ll stay here until I’m 12, but when I’m 12, I’ll definitely take the hunter exam and restart our journey with Xiaojie, maybe Kurapika will also participate, so I’d better protect it Better. 】

Qi Ya’s choice didn’t surprise me. Very good, let’s use the younger brother of the “Child of the Forest” to push Qi Ya to the Kuluta tribe first. When the time is right, we can say that the original “Child of the Forest” is dead. , and then the younger brother succeeded.

This is a strategy that kills two birds with one stone, which can not only give pointers to the acting skills of the Kuluta people, but also throw the blame on the "children of the forest".

Isn't it a tradition for us to beat up the enemy like cheating on the younger brother?

During training, I have never shown mercy, although this is still different from training.

[Kusuo Usagi, what's wrong with you?Right, Huh. 】Ah Die, who is smarter, has already seen my thoughts and said.

[Yes, ah butterfly. ] Stupid Ah Die will only talk to Ah Die.

I don't know if it's because I ate too much of my super power, but Ah Die's IQ seems to be much smarter than when he first came here.

But only I can hear their voices, and even their master Els can't hear what they say perfectly, so I don't care that they will reveal my secrets.

I wrapped Qiya into a green dumpling with leaves, because I made it in the woods where I beat the enemy, and Sanmao found the trace. When he saw the freshly baked Qiya green dumpling, he wanted to go forward and roll it with his paws.

[Stop, Sanmao. 】

【Aww, Kusuo, I want to play together. 】

Sanmao sat cross-legged next to Qi Ya in aggrieved manner, all the hair on his body touched Qi Ya's Lutuanzi.

【no. 】

I am very ruthless.

Sanmao whimpered and stared at me with shining eyes.

So I had to play with it for an hour.

However, it wasn't too late when teleportation arrived at Greedy Island, as I hadn't made an appointment with the Kuluta clan in the first place.

I didn't immediately teleport and take Qiya to the current residence of the Kuluta tribe, but took Qiya to float over the island of greed.

Qi Ya put his hands in front of his eyes, looking down like a telescope, "It really is "Greed Island", the basic layout is exactly the same as in my impression."

The infrastructure construction on Greedy Island is basically over. In addition to those with the ability to think, they have also recruited some minority races who are willing to come to Greedy Island, but there are basically no people like the Kuluta clan who migrated here. Yes, most of them are willing to come here, but the number is not small, basically most of the young people are willing to go with Jin.

The idea of ​​Warcraft is much simpler. It is impossible to work part-time. They all look at Jin's face and come to help support the scene.

After the Greedy Island was filled with a large number of people, the infrastructure construction activities started much faster, and the city could be seen in miniature from the top down.

"Greed Island" is mainly divided into a very large part, one is the plain, which is the initial hut, the first place the player enters, and actually the GM hut below.

Antonibal, a bounty city, can make money by offering bounties, and there is a special contest every month, where you can get the rare card "Paladin's Necklace",

Durias, the gambling city, has a large number of casinos.

Love love, love the city, a city where you can meet wherever you go, inspired by the various novels Ida read,

Rabbi Shoufu, the coastal city, is a rest game arranged by Leiza for himself. Use the plot of "Leiza and the 14 Pirates" to relax and exercise.

There are also a series of cities in Qiya, which can be roughly seen from the above. The buildings have been built, but the distinctive decorations have not been put on them.

The NPC players all went to the city according to their own choices. If they found someone willing to swap with them, they could choose to work in other places after working for a period of time. Players would not notice this anyway.

"But the NPC is actually a real person, it's really unbelievable." Qi Ya said, "At that time, I thought it was just a doll."

"Although it is very realistic, everyone will only repeat the lines."

Just use repeated lines to the player. NPCs and players are also easily identifiable in the game.

Most NPC players will also regard Greed Island as another home. After all, according to Jin's idea, "Greed Island" must start ten years before Xiaojie enters the game.

However, most gamers only regard this as a game, and there will be situations such as opening every jar to have a look, and entering other people's homes without invitation and rummaging through boxes and cabinets, and acting as an NPC can't see it.

In order to deal with this, it is mainly to reduce the casualties of NPCs. Even if the remaining blood is protected and then turned into a card, it will consume a lot of mental ability. Of course, it is better to minimize vicious incidents, so there are a lot of soldiers in every city. In an emergency, there are Du En and Leiza who can sneak into the soldiers.

I don't know whether Jin used a puppet or a real NPC in Qi Ya's timeline, but Jin did plan to use a puppet before.

That kind of automated puppet can survive with only a little thought power, and the maintenance cost is relatively low, but it seems too low, and the degree of freedom is not enough. In addition, at that time I asked him to consider letting the Kuluta tribe People came to be real NPCs, which also opened Jin's mind.

All in all, the current "Greed Island" is a real NPC with all staff.

However, in the very dangerous "Leiza and the 12 Pirates" plot mode, the 12 pirates are death row prisoners, and there is no residual blood protection.

Some scripts, as well as the direct correspondence between the cards, and how to obtain rare cards, Jin and Ida have almost discussed.

But now all that is left is some fine work, such as specializing each city, getting some decorations, and letting every real NPC know about their work, and not letting others see the trace, It takes a lot of effort, and it takes at least a year of training.

Calculated according to the time, it will take another 2 years for "Greed Island" to go online, and it will be released when Xiaojie is more than two years old. This time point is actually similar to Qi Ya's impression.

But the acting skills of other races are none of my business, I just take care of the Kuluta clan.

Qi Ya and I explained a few words, asking him to call himself "son of the forest".

Qi Ya said, "Yeah, I know."

I told Qiya what the "son of the forest" is, but there is no need to talk about things like being trapped by the snow by Amano. The Kuluta tribe was rescued. In order to hide their identity, they wrapped their whole body in leaves in desperation, but they were misunderstood as "sons of the forest".

As for the other ones who have become the guardian gods of the Kuluta clan, it goes without saying.

Qi Ya is still very reliable. After I have said everything that needs to be explained, I am not worried that there will be any omissions in him.

Waiting for the 5-minute "teleportation" time limit to pass, he immediately took Qiya to the auditorium of the Kuluta clan.

Three months have passed, and they are still watching movies to learn acting skills. Basically, people who have no shifts are here.

The elders divided the people into two halves, one part went to class, the other part worked, and then rotated to ensure that everyone would not miss class.

I took Qi Ya and moved to the front of the curtain in an instant.

After a short period of silence, the Kuluta tribe boiled over, shouting "son of the forest".

Qi Ya looked at this fanatical "Children of the Forest" and was dumbfounded.

[You secretly became a god outside without telling your father? 】

What nonsense?

[Shiba knows. 】

Qi Ya clicked his tongue [I know why Dad always likes to take a look at the gate when he takes a walk, to see if his 'Gate of the Underworld' is still there? 】

As expected of the same silver hair as Sheba, even if she doesn't know the stalk of "Heaven's Gate" at all, she can connect it perfectly.

At this time, the elder came out with his crutches, and the crutches hit the ground heavily, and it took several times for the scene to cool down.

He asked me respectfully, "Master 'Children of the Forest' has come, is there anything we can do for you?"

The Kuluta tribe below the stage shouted, "You can go through fire and water for the 'son of the forest'!"

[It's too exaggerated. 】

Although I said this emotionally, if I really have to ask them to do something reckless, I will definitely refuse after consideration. It is also considered that someone is pretending to be a "child of the forest". A race of good alignment.

For Kurapika to become like this, it is definitely because the whole family was destroyed and his temperament changed drastically.

[This is my Oudou, he is here to teach you acting skills. ]

After I finished saying this, I pushed Qi Ya out.

Then, without waiting for everyone's response, he immediately "stealthed" and escaped.

[Hey, hey, did you leave me like this? 】

[It's okay, I'll watch you. 】

Qi Ya was relieved, he was only five months old now, but he couldn't handle so many people.

I used my mental power to levitate Qi Ya and let him look down at everyone.

Things that look weak will be underestimated at first glance. Although they are called "the younger brother of the son of the forest", they will inevitably have the idea of ​​"it's just Odoudou", so it is necessary to make a proper cheat for Qi Ya .

Qi Ya cleared his throat, he didn't have my mermaid voice, but I put a microphone on his clothes, so he didn't have to shout loudly, the whole auditorium could hear him, but he couldn't introduce himself even if he opened his mouth.

[I can't say that I am O Doudou, the son of the forest, so shameful. 】

【I'm not a secondary disease. 】

Does this have anything to do with schizophrenia?

The real second illness should not be, "I am O Doudou, the 'son of the forest' who stands on the top of the world and protects the whole world from being eroded by darkness, and you are waiting for mortals to kneel down quickly".

[Go directly to the topic. 】

Qi Ya then cleared his throat and said, "Show me the show first."

Even if there is no special effect brought by "Voice of Mermaid", everyone just thinks [After all, it is Odoudou, and it is normal to be weaker than Oni sauce. ], but he didn't look down on Qi Ya just because he was O Doudou.

They worked very hard to show Qi Ya a group of performances.

【Wow, what kind of smile is this? 】

[Is this guy crying or laughing?Can't see it at all. 】

【Well, why did you suddenly hammer the floor? 】

[I don't understand these guys at all. 】

Qi Ya kept complaining to me in his heart.

Then came Kurapika.

【It's Kurapika. He looked like this when he was a kid. He's pretty cute. I should bring my phone so I can take a black history emoji for him. 】

Kurapika was probably a little nervous after going through the assessment of "Ododo, the Son of the Forest". He took a deep breath and started his performance.

[As expected of Kurapika, he is actually the best performer here. 】

Originally, Kira simply called "next", but when he got to Kurapika, he pretended to be like a little teacher and commented, "Not bad."

It was definitely the best evaluation so far, Kurapika's cheeks had two blushes, and his heart beat faster with excitement.

I don't know if he went to take the exam of the Hunter Association 12 years later and met Qi Ya, it would be fine if he didn't recognize him.

But as expected of Kurapika, generally everyone would stand aside after being commented by Qi Ya, but Kurapika was able to ask boldly, "'Master Ododo, Lord of the Children of the Forest'," said like A tongue-twister-like title, "Is there anything lacking in my acting skills?"

【Kurapika actually called me 'sir'? 】Qi Ya was overjoyed,【I used to rely on my age to act like a protector, hahaha, but it's still quite interesting. 】

Qi Ya restrained the expression on his face, "Very good, it's just too dogmatic, you completely copied the smiles and gestures in the movie, right?"

Hearing these words, Kurapika's eyes lit up, "As expected of 'Master Ododo, Lord of the Forest', indeed."

"It's easy for experts to see traces of acting skills." Qi Ya raised his head and said with a growl in his nose.

Kurapika is also very face-saving, nodding his head in agreement with Kira from time to time, "Then how should I change it?"

Qi Ya didn't answer, he asked me to lift him to the center, then looked at the people of the Kuluta tribe below and said, "Not to mention acting skills, you guys are too bad at lying and deceiving people, but when you meet It’s me, hahaha, I will bring you a new acting peak!”

Hey, hey, I couldn't say "Odoudou, the child of the forest" before, but I have to stand at the highest point and say this, isn't it more like a second-degree illness?

Because Qiya said the word "lying and deceiving", the Kuluta tribe unknowingly spread the god that "Odoudou, the son of the forest, may be in charge of lying".

Qi Ya, even if he becomes a green dumpling, he still has to be positive in his image, otherwise I can't let him inherit the mantle of "Children of the Forest", and he will become Odoudou of "Children of the Forest" and kill " The children of the forest" are in such a situation.

It's getting weirder, but my weapon isn't a sledgehammer either, and it's actually me doing the blame, so blah blah, blah blah, blah blah.