Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Qi Ya is really talented in teaching.

Although I asked him to teach the Kuluta tribe, in fact, there is not much hope for it.

As for acting skills, it really depends more on talent.

In fact, this is also the case. Some people can get the hang of it with a little mention, but of course there are also people who can't get the hang of it no matter what they say.

Shiba is already considered an acting guru, but he couldn't teach me acting very well, and he even said that he would wait for my facial nerves to fully develop before saying such a thing.

Qi Ya is actually facing this problem too. It’s not that my facial nerves are missing, but is the facial nerves too developed?All in all, everyone's faces were twitching.

So Qi Ya simply made a script based on the bandits he encountered before, and asked them to memorize the lines by rote first, and then pick the thorns one by one, so that they could become perfect in playing bandits.

I have to say that after a few more days, the acting skills of the Kuluta tribe have made a long-term improvement at least in playing the bandit NPC, and they still look good.

But the elder didn't want the Kuluta tribe to play bandits all the time. What he wanted the Kuluta tribe to learn was to deceive others to preserve their abilities.

"'Master Odoudou, Lord Son of the Forest', please take a step to speak." The elder pulled Qi Ya aside.

"I..." Before he could speak, Qi Ya said, "I know what you think."

I haven't analyzed with Qiya before why the elders of the Kuluta tribe want to become bandits, but Qiya has always been very smart and can find reasons from seemingly incredible places.

"It's probably to make the Kuluta tribe have the ability to protect themselves. When they are weak, they can quickly integrate into the surrounding environment like chameleons." Qi Ya said, "Choosing acting skills is indeed a good entry point."

The elder asked, "Did Lord 'Children of the Forest' say that?"

"No, it's just a rough guess, why the Kuluta tribe chose to be the bandit they despise the most." Qi Ya said, "By using this idea, just think about the benefits of being a bandit."

"It's like the acting skills that can deceive players, and the experience points for sparring when you find out that you have been deceived and ran back to beat the bandits in a rage."

"If you think about it for a while, you can see the intention of the Kuluta clan."

Qi Ya said in a flat tone.

"However, not everyone can use 'acting skills' well. Talent is already determined at birth. It is impossible for you to make the whole family a soldier."

"I know this, but at least it is my responsibility to keep every member of the Kuluta tribe from falling behind." The elder said with a heavy tone.

"Really? Doing so will only waste the talents of some people." Qi Ya said ruthlessly, "I think the best way to enhance the combat effectiveness of the Kuluta tribe is to select a few talented people and focus on training them."

"Your bandit NPC's plan is good, but you can change it a little bit." Qi Ya said, "You plan to take turns to let your clansmen fight other players to gain experience points."

After the elder nodded.

Qi Ya said, "It's not as good as some of the Kuluta people learning bandit acting skills, and when the players attack, send members who specialize in martial arts to deal with it to gain increased experience points."

"After their technology matures, it will be systematically handed over to the remaining clansmen."

"No matter how people with different martial arts fight against powerful opponents, they will just fall down and get beaten with their heads in their hands. It's better to let those who can resist start to learn to fight back."

Yeah, yeah, Qiya's words are not unreasonable.

The current practice of the Kuluta tribe does take into account all the tribesmen, but there are too many things to do, whether it is acting skills, martial arts or even the latest knowledge, they all need to be relearned. Everyone's energy has been dispersed. Can't do well.

Qi Ya's method is to learn martial arts if he is good at martial arts, and focus on knowledge if he has a brain in knowledge, and for the rest to learn acting skills step by step according to the bandit script to disguise himself.

If you have spare capacity, you can also do more than one.

Indeed, if this is the case, the Kuluta tribe, who are short on time and have no background, is the best way.

The elder pondered for a moment, then made up his mind, "I will obey your words."

Qi Ya quickly started to change the current structure of the Kuluta clan, dividing the original personnel into three groups.

He is indeed the man who will be the next Hakka leader to beat the enemy. Even though he is still a baby, he has figured out the characters of all the members of the Kuluta clan after only a few days of training.

Well, of course, it’s up to me to judge whether it’s suitable for training. Qi Ya can’t do it without hands, but it’s really too difficult for his five-month-old baby to do it. .

Concentrating on the things in front of me is in line with my physical talent, and the progress bar of the Kuluta tribe runs quickly.

Of course, Qiya still mainly teaches directing skills. In terms of knowledge and martial arts, the former is taught by Bai Duoli, and the latter is taught by Leiza, who has now completed the infrastructure work.

It is impossible to spread the training method of beating the enemy, and it is okay to mention it occasionally, but if it is spread, Shiba will definitely be very angry, and it is even more impossible to pass on skills such as curved steps to others.

Although he seemed to be able to do a job with ease in front of other people, when he met Kurapika, Kiya couldn't hold back his face.

"'Master Odoudou of Lord Son of the Forest'..."

Kurapika opened his mouth, but was interrupted by Kiya, "Call me 'teacher'."

"Teacher? May I call you that?" Kurapika's eyes sparkled suddenly.

【I just want to take advantage of Kurapika, but now I feel very guilty. 】

Qi Ya asked me for help, and I gave him a look of helplessness, oh, I am in an "invisible" state now, and he can't see it either.

【come on. 】

"Damn, bastard Kusuo!"

"What's the matter, Master?" Because through the leaves, Kiya's muttering became indistinct, and Kurapika couldn't hear it clearly.

"Nothing." Although it was impossible for Kurapika to see anything from the pile of leaves, Kiya subconsciously kept a straight face like a master, then lowered his voice in an attempt to make a deep voice, "What is there?" thing?"

"Eh? Master caught a cold? His voice changed all of a sudden?" Kurapika was very anxious, turning back and forth, "I need to prepare herbs for Master, but Master is a 'son of the forest', can ordinary herbs be useful?"

Kurapika was so anxious that he was about to cry.

Qi Ya shouted, "I'm fine."

Before Kurapika recited the tragic result of Fengchi, Kiya interrupted him first, "What do you want from me, Kurapika?"

"Well, because everyone was divided into three groups, but I want to study all of them!" Kurapika yelled loudly.

"You are so greedy, Kurapika." Surrounded by leaves, Kiya made a very twisted posture of JOJO, before Kurapika wanted to apologize, he said, "Then do it, I believe you can do well."

[Something in vain floated out of Master! 】

I glanced at Qi Ya's posture, and he also said that he didn't want the coat of the leaf balls. If he didn't have this layer, he would probably be ashamed to get into the hole in the ground.

If Kurapika recognizes him in the future, will Xiaojie at the side say, "Wow, Kiya, your little life is so turbulent and magnificent." Something like that.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm a little bit looking forward to it.

But at this moment, Kurapika was completely unaware that Kira was taking advantage of him, and after being immersed in the touch of his master's recognition of him, he said loudly, "I will not disappoint my master's expectations!"

Is the running in the sunset the moment when the black history will be punctured that both sides will face?

[I seem to have done something stupid. 】Kiya looked at Kurapika's back and said.

【However, Kurapika is someone who can do it in three groups. ] Qi Ya paused, 【It's good that he looks happy. 】

[I hope your leaf bark can be held more firmly. 】

The hair of Sanmao that got stuck on Kiya before was taken away by Kurapika as a souvenir.

If there is no other action, maybe Kurapika will forget it later. If you tell Kiya, what strange behavior Kiya took, Kurapika might still remember it, so let's keep it a secret for now.

After diverting the staff, Qi Ya's work became much easier, and he was able to have snacks with me.

"Hey, this is the chocolate from the Sky Arena!" Qi Ya looked at the chocolate in my hand and shouted, "You went to the Sky Arena and bought chocolate, so cunning!"

"No." I replied.

Then I opened the packaging of the chocolate, which was light brown in color, which was the standard color of milk chocolate, but it was not in the shape of a block, but in the shape of a ball.

After taking a bite, it has a very crisp taste, but when it touches the tongue, it turns into a liquid directly. The taste is just right, not greasy at all, leaving a lasting fragrance on the lips and teeth.

The price of 50 a piece is also understandable.

But when I have money, I can only let others invite me to eat.

"Give me one too." Qi Ya came over like a big cat, "In this way, I don't care about you sneaking to the Sky Arena and not taking me with you."

Yeah, yeah, even if I don't bring Chiya, it's a normal thing.

But it’s really not that I went to the Sky Arena to buy this chocolate, it was a gift given to me by Il fans as a “traveling brother”.

I said, "Il Mi sent it."

"Hey, did brother go to the Sky Arena now?" Qi Ya was a little surprised, "Did he go to see the joke?"

【How good is their relationship? 】

After Qi Ya was born, he has never seen Mi Chi, nor has he seen Mi Chi get along with Ilmi, but in his timeline, it is obvious that he only has a good relationship with Aluka in the Brothers Beating the Enemy, and the others They are all average, and Mi Ji is the lowest level of beating the enemy, so it is so unbelievable.

"His mission target is there, and I took a look at it by the way."

Places like Sky Arena and Youkexin City, where dark industries are dense, have always been the high-incidence areas for our customers to beat enemies. The probability of our activities in these places is very high.

However, Il fans still remember that it is already a good improvement to go to see Miqi by the way.

Although it is very likely that Hisoka is going to take the hunter exam.

I heard that Hisoka was tired of playing in the Sky Arena, and he heard about the hunter exam, so he signed up directly, and now he is taking the Hunter Association exam.

I glanced at Qi Ya and said, "It will take a few days for the chocolate to be delivered to the enemy, and Ill fans should not be in the sky arena now."

"Brother has become a 'Brother Traveler', didn't he give me and Alluka a gift, like this kind of ball chocolate?" Qi Ya swallowed, "She can't eat Alluka's share. Come, I can feed her."

Alluka's body is just like that of an ordinary person. Beating the good genes of the enemy is like being swallowed up by Nanika, and there is nothing left. It is completely a normal child's development process, so it also follows the taboos of children. And Qi Ya's body is the strongest embodiment of the gene of beating the enemy, and has super adaptability in poison bibimbap.

Even poison can be swallowed without changing face, and a five-month-old baby eats chocolate, which is simply a small case.

"Il fans do have a gift." I put a bag in front of Qiya.

Qi Ya jumped onto the table like an excited big cat, opened the bag, and then his original cat-like expression immediately changed, as if he was already dying and waiting for the electrocardiogram to turn into a straight line.

"This, what is this?" Qi Ya asked, pointing to the pile of things that needed to be mosaiced.

"It's the latest assassination prop." I said, "He thinks you can be used as toys."

"Why are you chocolate, we are this kind of thing." Qi Ya kicked the bag next to him angrily.

He thought how long it took me to get Il fans from giving me assassination props to the dessert drink now, it's a history of blood and tears.

If Qiya wanted to, he could also try to instill some of this kind of information into the fans of Il.

"Brother can't just give you a round chocolate, right? Although a piece of chocolate costs 50 yuan, it's too chilling to give one." Qi Ya blinked at me, "Look, I'll help you After doing so many things, it’s not too much to give me one.”

It's not shabby at all to give away 50 chocolate balls.

Il fans bought me a box, almost six pieces, one piece is 50, which is almost 300 million.

Although the taste of chocolate is indeed good, my favorite is coffee jelly, which will not change. It is enough to taste the taste with one piece, and the rest can be regarded as carrots that fell in front of Qiya.

Thinking of this, I threw one to Qiya.

Kiya was like a cat rolling around happily on the table with the help of a cotton ball thrown at him.

He carefully peeled off the outer wrapping paper, first took a sip of the smell, and became excited as if he had smoked catnip, "That's the smell."

"When I had [-] million in the Sky Arena, I didn't hesitate to eat this chocolate." Now Qi Ya, No Money, Beat the Enemy, could only pitifully bite the chocolate bit by bit, "When can I go to the Sky Arena!"

"It seems to want to make money."

In the genes of beating the enemy, perhaps desserts and money are necessities.

The tradition of beating the enemy is six years old, just wait another six years.

It took half an hour, and Qiya finally finished eating the round chocolate. He licked his finger and said, "I'm so envious, I can eat as much chocolate as I want."

This is impossible, Mi Chi is not as unrestrained as Qi Ya, although Mi Chi has no restraint on eating, but he still has to save money to buy materials to manufacture his mechanical products.

"The jokes in this world are very hardworking. In my timeline, it's just a dead house, which made him almost delay in reporting."

Qi Ya thought for a while, then urged me to say, "Call Mi Ji."

"It's impossible for Mi Chi to buy you round chocolates." I saw Xiao Jiujiu in Qi Ya's heart at a glance and said.

I don't like Qi Ya, he probably hates the theory of talent for beating the enemy the most, although I, who is the best friend with him, is the one with the best talent in beating the enemy.

This contradiction is also quite interesting.

Qi Ya was punctured by me, without any emotional change, "Try it and it doesn't cost money."

Seeing Qi Ya like this, I knew that Qi Ya would never give up unless I called Mi Ji.

In that case, I'll give Mi Ji a call.

But speaking of it, it seems that I haven't been in touch with Mi Ji for a long time, the last time I was in touch was three days ago.

Yi Ermi went to find Mi Chi, it was too scary for him to complain about my brother.

After that, I didn't call me. If you think about it carefully, it is indeed a bit strange according to the frequency of Mi Ji's three phone calls a day, but if he is doing experiments, it may happen.

I first made a phone call to Mi Ji.

The phone rang three times before being picked up at the point where it was about to be hung up.

Immediately, there was a ridiculous heavy panting, "... Kusuo, what... what's wrong?"

Even though Mi Ji tried his best to maintain the coherence of his breathing, he could still hear the strange pauses in the words in it, and the sound of his breathing was very heavy, as if he was running with all his strength.

Qi Ya and I looked at each other with serious expressions.

Qi Ya shouted into the phone, "Where are you kidding?"

"Ah, it's Qi Ya, you and Nan Xiong stay together?"

"Is this the time to say this? Tell me what happened?" Kiya called into the phone.

I didn't speak, because I used teleportation to bring Qi Ya back to beat the enemy, so I chose to use "clairvoyance" here.

Mi Chi is now running in a small alley as if avoiding some pursuit, very embarrassed, his clothes are dripping wet with sweat, his face is pale, but his pupils are shrunk, obviously in high tension.

Long-distance telepathy can't do this yet, but the ear can hear the sound.

Amano Yuki's voice came from the earphones he was wearing, "Go left 50 meters ahead, it's ridiculous!"

"Quick! You are going to be caught by him!"

Listening to Amano Yuxue's instructions, Mi Ji quickly flashed across the street ahead, while still arguing with Qi Ya.

"What's wrong with me? Haha, are you kidding me?"

But Amano Yuki's voice came from the earphones, "You should call Kusuo to save you, it's too hard for you alone."

Mi Ji moved the phone away, and said to the Bluetooth headset, "It's okay, don't drag Kusuo into the water, I set a trap ahead, you, just let me stay away from him."

"Damn it, what kind of ability is this guy?"

"I bet Kusuo is looking at you with 'clairvoyance' right now."

"Ah, I know, but I still want to try."

Mi Ji knows my ability, and the way he doesn't want me to be involved now shows that he thinks it will be dangerous for me to come here.

Am I not standing tall enough?He actually thinks so.

Anger and anxiety made me very uncomfortable, like a flame was burning on my soul, which made me experience emotions that I had never experienced before, and even made my heart beat to a hundred.

I let the butterfly leave my head, and I have to teleport there.

"Kusuo, don't come here." But a funny voice came from the phone.

"The other party is very dangerous!" Mi Ji's tone was very firm, "Your 'teleportation' time limit is 5 minutes, and you can't transfer me immediately even if you come here."

"That way we're all in danger."

"Let me lead him into the trap and watch me burn him to death."

My "clairvoyance" looked forward, and sure enough, drone bombs and some trigger traps were arranged in a large area in front of me.

Because this area is classified as a dangerous building, there is no one living there.

"It's dangerous." I said, "Don't worry about the 'teleportation' restrictions, I can bring you back right away."

"It's okay, I've already brought him in." Mi Ji said.

Then there was a big explosion, but then there was a comically panicked voice, "Why are you unscathed? What the hell are you?"

"Give me back the phone!"

Immediately after, there was a lot of noise, "Moxi, Moxi, um, this kind of machine should be used like this?"

"Is the guy opposite an Il fan?"

"Your Ododo is in my hand~"

Looking for an Il fan?

After hearing this information, I teleported there in an instant.

However, I was not dazzled by anger, so I set myself an "invisibility" first.

Mi Chi fell to the ground and was stepped on by a teenager. He was holding Mi Chi's cell phone and looking at the call records on it.

I took a look at Miji first, there were traces of blood loss, but fortunately it was not life-threatening, and I am still awake, just following the education of beating the enemy, and temporarily refraining from struggling to anger the strong.

[It's funny. 】

【Kusuo?how did you come here ] Mi Ji's heart was a little flustered, 【This guy is not human at all, he was unscathed in such a large dose of explosion. 】

【fine. ] Let me appease Mi Chi first, 【I can handle it. 】

The teleportation is too fast, except that the butterflies have already left my head, so I didn't bring them here. In this way, the ability can be used without restriction, but there may also be the danger of some abilities going berserk.

But it doesn't matter, if you dare to attack the enemy, it doesn't matter if you kill him.

I took a look at this boy, and he looked only fourteen or fifteen years old. His bones were covered with something like a fog, so I couldn't judge his age.

The hair is long, and there are marks on the face that seem to be sutured with surgical threads.

This reminds me of one thing.

Some time ago, Il fans said that one of their tasks was cut off by a boy with stitches on his face. The ability of the other party was very strange. The creatures touched by him would turn into monsters and die.

It seems to have the same ability as the murderer who killed the young master of the head of the Morse family.

Yiermi judged that it was dangerous, so he fled the scene directly.

I didn't expect that the opponent is now in the Sky Arena, but it's normal for the opponent to have feet to run around. Maybe they accidentally meet Yier fans and Mi Ji, and then they want to chase and kill Mi Ji to force Yi Er fans out.

There is something very disgusting like a monster tearing a mouse around.

"Is this your ability?" The boy bent down and asked, "This mouse will give you a tip-off again?"

Amano Yuyuki, with his ability "Momotaro and His Observation Diary", as long as he keeps watching for 60 seconds, he can predict the future for 3 minutes, so he can instruct Miji how to escape.

As long as you have eaten the food he gave you, you can attach yourself to animals, but it’s like Momotaro’s restrictions. There are only three animal companions, squirrels, and birds. It turns out that the last one is a mouse. No wonder he covers it so tightly. .

I don't know if his consciousness escaped in time. If he was attacked in the animal body, Amano Yuki would also be hurt, but there is no way to care so much now.

"I'm asking you something, isn't it impolite not to answer?" the guy asked with his ridiculous hair.

The scary thing is that at this moment, the face is full of childlike innocence.

Qiya felt bad through the phone, and quickly asked in Yiermi's voice, "What do you want?"

He has learned onomatopoeia, but the baby's voice is really hurt. It doesn't look like it, but because of the distortion of the mobile phone, it can sound fake.

When dealing with being attracted by Qi Ya's voice, I appeared next to Mi Ji in a flash, grabbed him, and immediately teleported to the sky.

The other party glanced at the empty hand, then raised his head to look at me again, "I found another interesting guy with the ability to teleport?"

"However, do you really think it's safe?" He smiled at me, and pointed at the man in front of him with his finger, "Look at the one in your hand, um, what's his name?"

"Well, it doesn't matter anyway, because it's already a monster~"

I lowered my head in fear, my hands swelled, my nose stretched, but my hands and feet became shorter, completely turning into a monster.

"Nan...xiong...killed...me..."

Mi Ji stretched out his hand to me, grabbed my clothes, and begged.

The anger reached its peak in an instant, and the surrounding buildings were smashed to pieces, leaving only debris floating in the air, and even the ground cracked countless abysses.

I absolutely want to kill him.