Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

"what happened?"

Shiba and Kiqiu were also overwhelmed by the noise in the early morning, so they went upstairs and asked.

"What egg?"

Obviously Miji was in front of me, and he started shouting "Kusuo" loudly from his own room, but when he got in front of Shiba, he immediately began to twitch, unable to say a word.

Xiba was most impatient with this, and slapped Mi Ji on the head, "Say!"

Jiqiu also covered his mouth with a fan, and asked very elegantly and loudly, "Miji, speak up!"

"I, that, gave birth to..." Mi Ji was very difficult to say, and finally said between the eyes of the two, "an egg."

Even Xiba and Kiqiu immediately had question marks on their faces when they heard this, and the two couples looked at each other in a tacit understanding, as if seeing a son with a 280 IQ after waking up turned into a 60 IQ.

There is no way, Shiba and Kiqiu fully understand that the most likely person to say "I gave birth to an egg" here should be Alluka.

A few days ago, in the painting class, he drew the sun as Qi Ya, or a green Qi Ya.

"Why is the sun Qi Ya?"

"Because Oni-chan is as warm as the sun."

"Then why did you paint Qi Ya, who looks like the sun, in green?"

"Why can't Oni sauce be green? Didn't the teacher say that green is a natural color that is endless?"

This class material was also placed in front of Shiba and Kiqiu, and they had dispelled the fact that Yaluka could be an IQ killer like Miji.

But I think that Alluka can't be a scientist killer, but he may be a highly skilled and imaginative artist.

Shiba and Kiki haven't figured out what the future holds for Alluka yet, but Kiya will support him no matter what he wants to do.

As for me, well, with Qi Ya here, what else do I need to do?

But now Shiba had to wonder what Mi Ji said wrong, anyway, with his own hearing, it was impossible to hear wrong, so he asked again.

"Wait, Mi Ji, what did you say you gave birth to?"

"An egg, Dad!" Mi Ji broke the pot and said, "When I woke up in the morning, I suddenly had an egg under my butt."

Xiba's expression was stern, without anger, he took a step forward and put the back of his hand on Miji's forehead, "The temperature is normal."

"I really haven't burnt out my brain." Mi Ji stomped his feet, he could bear others saying that he was fat, but he couldn't allow others to say that he was brainless.

Mi Ji took out the egg from his pocket and put it in front of Xiba, "Look, this is the egg, I gave birth to it!"

Because of the inverted sentence structure, it sounds a little weird pride.

Xiba stared for a moment, then looked at Mi Chi again, he turned to Wu Tong and said, "Call Mi Chi a doctor."

"Okay, sir." Wutong nodded, "Can Dr. Mills do it? He is very good at treating hallucinations after fever."

"Maybe you can call Dr. Allendo. He is very suitable for treating the hallucinations caused by drug poisoning. What I did yesterday was that the codewriter had no strength to mix rice. This poison will produce all kinds of magical hallucinations."

Because it was discovered by a codeword writer, it is called "the codeword machine has no strength".

Mi Ji fell silent, with a grief-stricken expression on his face.

It would be insulting enough to give birth to an egg, but the most trusted father doesn't believe in himself, and he has to call himself a doctor, which is really worse.

He can write a [-]-word report to explain to Sheba that the egg was laid by him.

In order to prevent the situation from becoming complicated later.

I quickly pulled everyone present telepathically into the inner group chat.

【Shiba can't see the egg. ] I made a final decision.

Xiba is not an ordinary father, he is also the head of the family who beat the enemy.

Mi Chi, who usually doesn't joke around, said so, and took out the egg. No matter how unbelievable it sounds, Xiba's approach is definitely to ask people to study this egg immediately, instead of sending Mi Chi to see a doctor.

There is only one thing that will happen like this, and that is that Shiba and Kiqiu can't see the egg at all.

[Yes, I can see it too. 】Qi Ya echoed in his heart, 【But what exactly is this?Mom, Dad and Wutong can’t see it, but we can all see it, and it’s still inside our quilt...it looks like...]

Qi Ya uttered the words with some difficulty, 【As if we were born. 】

[It's the egg of the soul! ] Amano Yuxue interjected excitedly, 【The guardian spirit who protects children's hearts and dreams!It must be so! 】

[Look at the children, we are one for each of us, and the adults can't see the existence of this egg. 】

Those who respect science scoffed at this, [How is it possible?Stop reading your fairy tale book, Yuxue. 】

【ha?Does your science book tell you how people lay eggs? ] Amano twitched Yuxue's forehead, and sarcastically said, 【And adults can't see it yet!They couldn't possibly be pretending, could they? 】

[…] Mi Ji was speechless for a while.

After all, Shiba and Kiqiu are not the kind of parents who patiently play the game of "seen" and "invisible" with their children.

The only time Ki-Choo has a bit of mommy tenderness is when she's changing clothes, only to be torn to pieces by the ensuing screams and never-ending journey of changing clothes.

Only Aluka likes to make Kikyo dress up like a doll and give her opinions.

He thought that Ki Qiu asked for a lot of hair ties and hair ties with human expressions, and got a hair tie for his bangs, and asked Yuyin to braid himself, using all the hair ties.

Although Aluka is a real boy, but because he looks more masculine and feminine than Irmi, even wearing a skirt with pigtails is not out of order.

Amano Yuxue hummed happily.

"You also gave birth to eggs, so you screamed?" Shiba put his eyes on Qi Ya.

Qi Ya shook his head again and again, and made it up, "It's just a dream, probably Kusuo's 'Super Leakage', let us have the same dream."

"I thought of this when I heard everyone yelling 'egg'. After all, it is impossible for everyone to have the same dream."

Although it sounds reasonable, why did you suddenly drag me into the water?

【Um? 】

【It's hard to tell now, let's study it first, don't involve the invisible dad, use your 'leakage of superpower' as an excuse, dad won't doubt it. 】Qi Ya explained, after a pause, he continued, 【Also, I think this might be caused by your superpower unconsciously. 】

Qiya, as a family member who lives with me, I can’t hide the number of times I “leaked super powers”. Now there are simply too many black histories, and I can’t say anything to refute it just like Miji.

Shiba nodded, looking like he believed Qi Ya's nonsense, but he still told the doctor to give us a full-body examination.

However, in private, I also used telepathy to tell me [Don't overplay. 】

I looked down at the egg I was holding. No matter how much I played with fire, I could only heat the egg directly, causing the egg to explode, and then the egg liquid and egg shell flew together, and nothing else could happen.

At least you won't be blown up again if you beat the enemy.

Ki Qiu wanted to say something, but was taken away by Shiba, "Leave it to Kusuo."

Hey, hey, the biggest one here is Yuyuki Amano. Even if Yuyuki Amano is not the one we beat up the enemy, the second one is ridiculous. As for Qiya, he can't tell the truth about his rebirth, so he can only be the youngest .

So, why do you say "Leave it to me" so naturally?

Look at Qi Ya, he is also very reliable, but he is a strong contender for the future Patriarch.

But Xiba and Kiqiu didn't know about my accusation, they had already reached the stairs, and when they went down, they still didn't forget to remind us, "Remember to wash up and come down to eat."

Everyone responded weakly, and seeing that their backs had disappeared, Qi Ya immediately ran to the door, looked around, and then closed the door.

I really want to complain that everyone spontaneously regards my side as some kind of expedition meeting room, but at this time, I don’t have this idea when I look at the egg I “give birth to”, obviously there is no pregnancy pain, but the body is very tired. It's like digging a hole at night, but the bottom treasure is actually N Il fans.

There's a palpable tiredness to it amidst the horror.

Amano Yuyuki said, "This is definitely an egg of the soul. Think about it, forget about the jokes, who else can be put an egg in the bed unconsciously?"

Mi Ji shouted, "Why should I forget about it? My bed has been remodeled!"

Sure enough, he was very aware of his own strength, and he didn't feel that he would wake up based on his own feelings, but relied on high technology.

But what Amano Yuxue said is right, other people don't care, I will never let others approach me, I can't wake up, in fact, as long as someone approaches the gate of the underworld, I can feel it.

And no one would do such a boring thing when beating the enemy.

The servants don’t dare, but Shiba and Kiqiu don’t. Ill fans will probably put a needle on my head instead of choosing to put an egg to scare me, not to mention, Ill fans are not here yet. He went out to do a mission.

Because the younger generation grew up, Shiba shamelessly handed over most of the tasks to Ilmi, stayed in the mansion with Kiqiu, and gave birth to a new brother for us a few years ago, Ke T. Beat the Enemy, who is also four years old now.

She has a very taciturn personality, hardly speaks, and spends more time in Kiqiu's closet than anyone else. After all, because the second floor is full, Kira and Alluka used to be like conjoined twins, and now they sleep in separate rooms, so If so, there is no spare room on the second floor for Kurt to sleep in. He lives on the third floor, and Kiki and Shiba have allocated a room for him.

Both Mi Ji and Qi Ya feel that they don't get along well with him, and they don't play with him very much.

I'm not a proactive character myself, if I don't come to me, naturally I won't take the initiative to find him.

But Kurt seemed to be fine, or else he would have screamed and called "egg" now.

At this time, we still have to think about how to deal with this troublesome matter.

Although I want to throw it directly into the kitchen, even if I eat it, it will be poisoned, and it will have no effect on our invulnerable body, but obviously other people will not want it.

"Observe the eggs first." I said firmly.

Everyone's eggs were placed on the cushions brought from Miji's room. Although they were eggs, they were not exactly in the shape of eggs, duck eggs, and goose eggs.

Of course, it is also oval. If it is not oval, it will not be considered as an egg, but there are patterns painted on the egg shells, and each one is not the same. It is like the kind of Easter eggs, and there will be some decorations on the eggs. things.

The ridiculous egg is completely metallic, with a series of high-tech products such as Gundam, small robots, and computers hand in hand in the center of the egg, surrounding the entire egg.

Amano Yuyuki's egg is pink, with a few love hearts painted on it, while Qi Ya's egg is simpler, it is the same silver color as his hair, with a pink pad in the middle.

Although everyone has patterns, everyone is more interested in my eggs. The eggshells are covered with chains and chains. Although they are painted, they seem to bind the eggs tightly. It looks a bit strange. Comfortable.

"After all, it's Kusuo's egg, so it's hard to be imprisoned like this." Miji said, and then took out a bunch of crayons from his pocket, "How about I change your look?"

"That's a really good idea." Qi Ya rarely agreed, the two of them looked at each other, the corners of their mouths widened, and they gave a strange smile, they looked very obscene even though they were children.

One person picked up a crayon to write and draw on the egg, and it turned into a colorful egg in a short while.

"It looks like it's free."

Miji and Qiya are very satisfied with their works.

However, at this moment, the color blocks covered with crayons gradually disappeared as if absorbed by the eggshell, and then a certain section of the chain above suddenly flashed a golden light, and a burst of emptiness rose from there.

"Kusuo, there's a hole in your egg, and it's leaking air!" Qi Ya muttered loudly.

It was too late and then too fast, those qi turned into a big hand, and swung towards Mi Chi and Qi Ya viciously, the speed was so fast that several afterimages were formed, Qi Ya and Mi Chi had no time to dodge, just He was hit hard, and with a slap, he flew three meters away and hit the wall.

The big hand made a taunting gesture of thumbs down representing "spicy chicken", and then turned into a villain holding its stomach and silently "hahaha" and got into the egg again.

In order to let everyone see its sarcasm clearly, the position of the shoulders was shaken very violently on purpose.

This scene made everyone unexpected, and no one spoke for a while.

Amano Yuyuki said in a daze, "Kusuo, your egg has turned into a spirit!"

Mi Chi clutched his stomach and stood up from the ground, "As expected of Kusuo's egg, it's really exciting!"

...Don't add Kusuo to every sentence, it sounds weird.

I am speechless.

Qi Ya also covered his head and stood up. Affected by the height difference, it was the stomach that beat Mi Chi, and Qi Ya hit the head.

Although he was directly slapped on the head and flew three meters away, Qi Ya looked okay, and there was no concussion, and the original dizziness disappeared quickly. It's nothing to the enemy's children.

But the pain is still there.

Qi Ya said, "It hurts so much, I just put makeup on it, just hit us like this!"

He took a step forward and poked the egg vigorously like a woodpecker with his finger, "It's just an egg, doesn't it?"

Michi is very Kusuo-controlled on this point, "Because it's Kusuo's egg, it's normal for even an egg to have superpowers."

"Look," Mi Chi conjured a pitch-black egg from his hand as if by magic, revealing a hint of silver in the place where the crayon was not evenly applied, "I painted Qi Ya's egg like this, it Didn't conjure up a palm to hit me."

Qi Ya raised his eyebrows, "How could you lay such a black hand on my egg?"

Yeah, yeah, then does he still remember that he and Mi Ji laid hands on my egg?

Qi Ya felt the gaze projected from my side, and fought a cold war, and suddenly had an idea in a crisis, and said quickly, "Stop talking about this, I have a new discovery."

Qi Ya brought my egg over, "Look at Kusuo's egg, it does look like a chain at first glance, but it's actually words."

When Mi Ji heard this, he hurried over and squinted at the tiny chain, "That's true, let me see what's written on it."

"Well, teleportation, telepathy, clairvoyance, clairvoyance, bartering things..." Mi Ji yelled, surprised, "Aren't these all Kusuo's superpowers?"

Arranged by the names of my abilities, it is depicted on the eggshell. Because it is too small, it looks like a chain. The egg, which looked weird at first, suddenly looks even weirder.

Qi Ya stared at the writing on the egg, "However, Kusuo has so many abilities, it's densely packed, and I'm afraid it's going to happen."

"Hahaha, what kind of superpower is this 'those who drink coffee elegantly will turn their coffee into a carbonated drink'?"

"There is also this 'formed a cube barrier around the body', is this the reason why Kusuo got stuck in the door frame and couldn't get out?"

Qi Ya laughed out of joy while watching, and kept patting his thigh vigorously.

At this time, there was a small piece of chain abruptly on the egg, and Qiya didn't understand, so he read it out, "Those who laugh at Kusuo will lose their hair."

"Huh?" Qi Ya was startled, and quickly brushed his soft hair, and then a lot of hair fell out between his fingers like a cat shedding hair, Qi Ya screamed, " I don't want to be bald!"

"It's okay," Mi Ji comforted Qi Ya with a smothered smile, "Being bald is also our tradition of beating enemies, and the eldest brother has changed twice."

Qi Ya said, "There is no such tradition of beating the enemy, even if there is, you can drop one and show me first?"

"Brother, don't you want to lead by example?"

Obviously, he had never called Mi Ji's second brother before, but Qi Ya quickly seized this opportunity at this time and encouraged Mi Ji to shave his head too.

As soon as Qi Ya said this, Mi Ji confronted him again.

I didn't go to serve the water this time, but looked at my "egg" intently.

Although I have been developing many other messy abilities because I want to consume more superpowers so as not to "leak superpowers", but if you laugh at me, you will lose your hair. This ability has never happened before.

I didn't add it myself.

This can also be found out from the fact that it suddenly appeared from the eggshell, and I myself didn't think about developing a new ability when Qi Ya was laughing, it was purely the egg's own choice.

But I can also feel that the super power in my body has also been pulled out a little bit to form this "hair loss" super power.

It's as if my ability has been used for no reason, and I feel a little uncomfortable, but this alone can at least prove that this egg really has something to do with me.

I'm eight years old, but I haven't found any other people with the ability to do this. Even the butterflies except Nian are just "gnawing off".

Thinking of getting rid of butterflies, I asked them.

[Ah butterfly, do you feel it? 】

Although the owner of the butterfly is Els.

But after so many years, they are obviously getting closer to me. Of course, Els doesn't care about this. Originally, his ability is not to eliminate thoughts, but to him, the butterfly is more like some kind of parasitic beast. If Els If Si had a choice, he would definitely prefer his previous power of thought.

Although they all look exactly the same except for the butterflies, I can tell who they are.

For example, at this time, I need to ask the smarter butterfly, which is the one on my left head.

It flapped its wings, but before it answered, Ah Hu became dissatisfied, 【Why didn't Kusuo ask me? 】

【Because you are an idiot, ah Huh. 】 Ah Die said bluntly.

Ah Hu was not angry when he said this, [But I know that Kusuo has a connection with that egg! 】

It really does.

I thought about it and asked, [Tell me specifically. 】

【Unable to speak. 】I didn't expect Ah Die and Ah Huo to be unified on this point.

[I only know that it has connection with you, but I can't tell you the specifics, right, ah butterfly. 】

【Yes, I feel the same way as Ah Huo. 】

[Maybe it's a product of your super power? 】Ah Die asked, 【Don't you think you didn't destroy anything after getting up for such a long time? 】

This is true, in fact, today is the lightest day since I lost control of my superpowers, and the range of telepathy has also been reduced from half the world to the mountain of beating the enemy.

After walking several steps on the ground, I didn't step on the floor to go to the basement, and I didn't emit any light waves to destroy the enemy.

[Your superpower is now at an all-time low. 】 Ah Die added.

In this way, it is really possible that I heard the supernatural program yesterday, "Every child has a guardian spirit inside", I was influenced by this, so I created a "soul egg" that only children can see ".

Well, doesn't this sentence become, "Every child has a guardian spirit in his heart, and behind the guardian spirit is me, Kusuo·Beating the Enemy"?

If Sheba finds out, he might go crazy again.

During the period when I didn't bring water, Qi Ya became the claw to beat the enemy, and Mi Ji also took out the remote control of the drone. They agreed to go to the forest behind for a fight until they beat one party to the ground. down.

Mi Chi is doing well now, and it is possible to make some machines and give Qi Ya a combo, which can knock him down.

"Huh? My egg is about to crack!"

What stopped all of this was Amano Yuki's voice.

Everyone's eyes were focused on Amano Yuxue's pink egg. There was a conspicuous crack on the egg, and the crisp sound of "crack" was heard as the eggshell cracked.

Amano Yuki shook slightly, "Should I help it?"

As he spoke, he took out a large watermelon knife over one meter from under the skirt.

He is no longer helping it at all, he is simply trying to kill the egg.

The corner of Mi Ji's mouth twitched, "Egg-laying animals have to push their eggs to survive."

Amano Yuki had also studied, so she calmed down immediately, and put the watermelon knife through her skirt again.

No matter how many times I watched this scene, I was surprised. Qi Ya even asked, "Isn't his ability really a four-dimensional pocket?"

If it was before, he would definitely be beaten by Amano Yuxue, but now his eyes and energy are all on that egg, and he doesn't plan to care about Qi Ya.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for people to wait, and the crack soon surrounded the egg for a week.

Immediately afterwards, the egg was pushed up, and a small figure in a pink skirt flew out of it, only the size of a palm, with its own eggshell on top of its head.

Probably because he thought the eggshell was not very elegant, he threw it on the cushion, revealing the double ponytails with shiny golden hairpins, which looked somewhat similar to Yuyuki Amano.

Flying around in the air, there is a trail of radiance behind him, "Hee hee hee, everyone's idol, Yo Yo-chan~ debut~"

He held up the microphone decorated with hearts in one hand, and made a horizontal "V" next to his eyes with the other hand, and gave everyone a "wink", and said very energetically.