Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

A little man emerged from the egg, surprising everyone.

Qi Ya was the fastest, and his hand fell down like stars, and he was caught in his hand, "What the hell is this thing?"

Trapped in the palm, Yoyo took the microphone in his hand and hit Qiya's finger vigorously, trying to get out of the trap.

But this little pain is just a piece of cake for Qi Ya, he pinched the top of the opponent's pink tutu skirt, dangling back and forth, "The method of rotating torture, tell me quickly, or I will turn you around!" into a Ferris wheel."

Yoyo's eyes rolled, "Dizzy, dizzy."

Amano Yuxue couldn't see it, and snatched Yoyo from Qi Ya's hand, "Go and torment your guardian elf!"

Qi Ya said awkwardly, "Now you are the only one who has hatched the villain, I just want him to explain the situation."

Amano Yuxue snorted coldly, then immediately changed a gentle face to comfort Yoyo, and patted him on the back with his fingers, and the other party gradually recovered from the dizzy state.

Yoyo flew up, hid behind Amano Yuki's hair, and stared at Qiya cautiously, "I'm the world's number one idol Yoyo, it's too much for you to treat me like this!"

Qi Ya didn't care at all, put his hands on both sides like wolf's paws, and threatened, "If you don't explain what you are, I'll come and give you one more time."

"Didn't I introduce myself?" Yoyo puffed out her cheeks, "Everyone's idol, Yoyo-chan~"

"I don't want to know your name." Qi Ya said, "How did you come into being? What can you do?"

"Don't be so utilitarian, a child's dream is priceless!" Yoyo retorted, "I am Yu Xuejiang's ideal self, her guardian sweetheart."

Before Yuxue Amano could speak, Mi Ji nudged Yuxue Amano with his elbow, "Is your ideal self an idol in women's clothing?"

Amano Yuxue smiled kindly, took out a watermelon knife from under her skirt, and put it on Miji's neck, "Say it again?"

"There are many kinds of idols," Yoyo said, and then the flashlight in his hand was like a transformation stick, and he changed dozens of beautiful clothes for himself, everything from skirts to trousers, without any accidents, all of them were shining Shiny, "Our goal is to be the number one idol in the world, since we can do anything, heh heh."

I didn't speak, but it was a part of me that felt the power he wielded.

If I put it this way, it should roughly be like this. I am in a state of out-of-control superpowers, and I completely heard about the guardian spirit yesterday. Perhaps as an old-fashioned and world-renowned psychic, he does have excellent eloquence.

Even if I didn't believe it at all, I was affected, coupled with my eagerness to restore my superpowers to their original state, the combination of the two really created this brand new power setting of "Guardian Sweetheart" Come.

This way of naming sweethearts is probably influenced by the previous advertisement sweethome, otherwise I should not be able to come up with the very Amano Yuki style title of "Guardian Sweetheart".

Although it is part of my power, Yoyo did not show me the fanaticism of a creator god, and it can even be said that she doesn't know me at all.

Apart from being friendly to Amano Yuyuki, he was more like a stranger to others, because Chiya tortured him with a spin, and was even a little hostile.

He should be just my ability, but the belief is the power of Yuyuki Amano who wants to become an idol, and then he is instilled with a new thinking setting, for example, he is the guardian spirit of Yuyuki Amano, the one of his ideal self. Because I don't exist in these settings at all, so naturally I don't think I'm his creator god.

Maybe someone will care about this, which is really the best thing for me.

I'm not a guy who likes to show off, and I don't want to be a god who protects sweethearts at all.

I also desperately want to get rid of the titles of "Mermaid" and "Children of the Forest". Now it can be regarded as having nothing to do with me, which is really the best thing.

Although no one else here would believe it, and soon thought of it with me, thinking that this was the effect of my ability, they showed a subtle look to me.

"I didn't expect Kusuo to have this kind of interest." Miji poked me with his elbow, then covered one side of his mouth, and whispered to me, "I have a lot of interesting figurines, do you want to study them together? ?”

...I don't have any interest in handcraft.

"Kusuo, you actually like pretty little skirts." Amano Yuki winked at me, "Would you like to go with me to sister Kikyu's closet? There are a lot of beautiful clothes newly coming in, all of which are sparkling little skirts. "

... I'm not interested in dresses either.

"With me..." I just started.

Miji, Qiya, and Amano Yuki all said in unison, "Yes, it has nothing to do with you!"

Ya Lie Ya Lie, let them go.

It happened that there was a knock on the door outside, and it was Wutong who came to ask us to eat.

Qi Ya looked at the time, "No, we've been delayed for too long."

Mi Ji quickly opened the door and said to Wutong, "Wait a little longer."

Then everyone dispersed in a crowd and went to wash up, not forgetting to take away their own eggs.

At first, I was still yelling, panicking, and laying eggs by myself, but now I completely forget about it, all of them are rare, probably looking forward to what kind of ideal self will be the villain hatched inside .

Virtue!

I glanced at the cushion, and there was only one of my eggs left on the cushion. There was no movement, but I felt that he was relieved that he was the only one who dominated the entire cushion because of the overcrowded environment.

It should be just my illusion, this is not just an egg.

I washed it and changed my pajamas again. I glanced at the egg on the cushion, hesitated for a moment, and put it in my trouser pocket. If a child can see it, it will be taken by Alluka or Kurt. Walking would be bad, although neither of them would come into my room without my permission.

When I went downstairs, everyone else was also sitting on the seats, except for Il, who was away from the mission, and Zeno had his own time when he got older, just like his grandfather Maha, he didn’t eat with us, and beat the enemy anyway The rule that the family eats together does not need to be followed by grandpa, grandma, and great-grandpa.

But everyone else is there, even so, they really must be members of a big family.

Shiba sits above the main seat, and Kiqiu sits next to him. There are no regulations on where we beat the enemy, so Kurt sits under Kiqiu.

No one else was willing to sit with Shiba, and I could only reluctantly sit next to Shiba. Miji and Qiya fought to grab the seat next to me, and finally they agreed to one time for each of them, this time it was Miji.

Kirya took Alluka and sat next to Kurt, and the two of them were always inseparable when eating.

So my opposite is Curt.

Curt is also the traditional black hair of the beating enemy, with a curly cut, like a traditional doll from an island country in the east, with a mole at the corner of his mouth.

He was wearing a dark red kimono, and sat very quietly in his seat. He was completely different from the noisy Qi Ya at the dinner table, where everyone had their own share, and could snatch food from each other. He was taciturn. , like a lady of every family.

In fact, even the voice of the heart is pitifully rare, occasionally calling out words such as "Oni sauce", but never saying it.

But from time to time, he would glance at Qi Ya aside, but Qi Ya didn't care about this at all when he was busy grabbing food. His original feelings for the person who beat up the enemy's guest were rather subtle, and the one with the highest favorability was always Yalu Jia and Nanika, followed by me. Mi Ji was originally ranked very low, but because of me, he is now also ranked high.

The younger brother Curt, who has never gotten along with him very much, is in the same position, which is a bit embarrassing.

Although in Kurt's heart, Chi Ya takes the first place, and Ki Qiu, who has been with him for the longest time, is the second.

I'm not much of an expert on dealing with my brother's relationship, and it's fine as it is now, regardless of Curt's mood.

Having a quiet brother isn't such a bad thing, I've had enough kids around.

Kiya put Alluka's favorite toast in front of him, and asked, "What else do you want to eat?"

Alluka's smile was always like honey, he shook his head, then turned to Curt, "What does Odoudou want to eat?"

Curt's expressionless face immediately seemed to be covered with a layer of frost. He lowered his head when he heard Alluka's question, and said softly and gracefully, "No."

Alluka showed a disappointed expression. He seemed to want to have a good relationship with Kurt, but Kurt ignored him. He changed clothes together in Kiki's closet before, and Kurt would not choose to wear the same clothes as him. Gothic style skirt, but wearing a completely different style of kimono.

Nor would he play with him while other brothers were training, just silently reading obscure books.

He also threw away the painting that Alluka gave to Curt, but Alluka didn't tell anyone about it, but just picked up the painting silently and put it in his small album.

Originally, this was just an unnoticed act of Kiya handing bread to Alluka.

That's what he does every time he's at the beating table.

But at this moment, Curt suddenly stood up.

A love heart suddenly appeared on the originally undecorated hair, his expression became very aggrieved, and he shouted in a high-pitched voice that he would never make, "I also want to eat the spit that Chia-oni sauce brought me. manage!"

It didn't fit Kurt's character at all. Everyone was shocked, even Kiqiu stood up in shock, and asked very quickly, "Kurt, what's wrong with you?"

The red heart on top of Kurt's head disappeared, and he himself opened his eyes wide in shock, covered his mouth subconsciously, and then stood there blankly, not knowing what to do, with tears swirling in his dark eyes.

From under the dining table, Mi Ji poked Qi Ya with his drone, and when Qi Ya looked over, he nudged the position of Nutou with his mouth.

Only then did Qi Ya recover from the state of being shocked to the point of failure, he showed no emotional intelligence at all, "If you want to eat the toast I gave you, then you can just say so."

While talking, Chiya took the toast out of the plate and put it in Kurt's plate.

Curt looked at the toast in the plate, and unexpectedly swung the plate away, and the toast fell to the ground with a "snap". He turned around and ran upstairs very fast on his clogs. "I don't need your charity!"

There was also his completely restless roar in his heart.

[This is not my character! 】

Kiqiu waved his fan, "Really, Kurt is so rude."

Shiba said with a smile, "The table manners of Qiya, Miji, and Kurt all need to be relearned."

Xiba said to Qi Ya and Mi Ji, "Don't fight over the dining table, if you don't have enough, you can talk to the butler."

Qi Ya and Mi Ji had no choice but to answer "yes" correctly.

Except for me, everyone's training tasks are very tight, but they have half an hour to digest food after meals.

So they got together again for a small meeting, and all of them ran into my room without any regard for my wishes.

According to them, my room is absolutely safe from being bugged by other people.

Generally speaking, if Shiba wants to know what he wants to know, he can use "mind pressure" to press it, and there is no need to do such a shameful thing as wiretapping at home. The only person who has this hobby is Mi Ji.

But no one would answer me when I said this, so I simply didn't speak.

"Everyone saw it," Amano Yuxue said mysteriously, "a red heart suddenly appeared on Kurt's head!"

Except for me, everyone nodded, which was in response to Amano Yuki's words, but no one cared whether I nodded or not. It seemed that as long as I didn't make any wishes, everyone would assume that I had already spoken.

Qi Ya said, "Dad and Mom didn't notice."

"Guardian Sweetheart did it!" Amano Yuki said, "You saw it!"

Yoyo floated out of Amano Yuxue's back like some kind of superstar, with a haughty expression on his face, but he was still a little far away from Qi Ya, he said, "I saw it! A guardian sweetheart got out of Kurt's handbag! "

The handbag is for wearing with the kimono. It is a bag a little bigger than the palm of your hand. When you hold it in your hand, when Curt turns to leave, he does hold it in his hand.

Amano Yuxue didn't bring Yoyo to dinner, and when Yoyo was bored wandering in the corridor, she saw the head of Guardian Sweetheart peeking out of her handbag.

"It's a very cute guardian sweetheart!" Yoyo recalled, and then made a standard idol gesture, "But still Yoyo-chan is the cutest!"

"Guardian sweetheart, can people do such disgusting things?" Qi Ya showed a disgusted expression, "I don't want to do such things in public."

If the guardian sweetheart will control their minds, the other people who thought it was very interesting because the egg can hatch a villain in the morning will start to waver.

Yoyo saw this idea, and he said loudly, "We represent your ideal selves, so all actions are what you originally wanted to do but were hesitant!"

"How pitiful, Curt." Yoyo conjured up a square handkerchief out of nowhere, lying half on the ground, wiping the corners of his eyes with the square handkerchief, "The youngest son who has been neglected, no elder brother is willing to play with him, I don't even know how to serve water for my favorite Oni sauce, and I only bring bread for Alluka, but I don't even give myself a look."

Qi Ya was blushed by what he said, and asked the crowd with some lack of momentum, "Am I like what he said?"

Everyone was silent for a moment, then nodded in unison.

Qi Ya rubbed his hair irritably, "Even Kusuo..."

"Well, if I give Alluka a piece of bread in the future, I will also give Kurt a piece of bread." Chiya said as if compromising.

"This has nothing to do with bread anymore." Yuki Amano said, "The key is partiality. You are obviously much better to Alluka than Curt."

Hearing this, Kiya immediately said, "Aluka is different."

He spent six years in the formerly dark basement, and I forgot about him.

However, it was not easy for Qi Ya to tell others, he just turned his face away arrogantly, and repeated, "Aluka is different!"

"Is this the relationship between twins?" Yuki Amano said, "But Qiya, you are also a heartthrob. Odoudou likes you, but Miji can't."

Before Qiya said anything, Miji said, "What's wrong with me? I'm not very charismatic, right? Kusuo?"

I:……

I don't want to talk about this point, and Qi Ya doesn't want to continue this topic, "Let's talk about protecting sweetheart first."

When Yuki Amano mentioned this topic, he suddenly laughed, "I have made a major discovery!"

Then he said to his guardian sweetheart, "Come on, yo, use our secret trick."

Yoyo nodded vigorously.

Amano Yuki put a pose and shouted, "My heart 'unlock'."

Both he and Yoyo exuded a strong light, and then Yoyo turned back into an egg, and at the same time, Amano Yuyuki actually stuffed the egg into his heart.

At this moment, the light on his body was so bright that people couldn't open their eyes, but I could still see some of it. Although the body was like a mosaic, DNA could tell that it seemed to be changing clothes.

But the whole make-up action is very exaggerated, like the kind of dress-up show for children in anime. I was a little embarrassed after watching the whole process, and even felt that I should close my eyes.

The whole changeover lasted 3 minutes.

After the light disappeared, Amano Yuki did another "Moon Rabbit" classic "on behalf of the moon to destroy you", but she was holding a love microphone in her hand.

The clothes he is wearing now are the ones that Yoyo used to wear, a pink gauze skirt, with the sun and the moon carved with gold thread on the gauze skirt, full of the beauty of the two-dimensional style, with high boots on his feet , the sole is also very high, with a row of pink bows on it.

The hair has also become a double ponytail, with a lollipop-shaped hair tie, and a love microphone in his hand, which is very idol style.

"idol Yuxue!"

Before everyone was relieved by Yuxue Amano's shiny disguise, they were embarrassed by this afterthought.

"It's not popular anymore, even the most old-fashioned cartoons don't know how to draw these." Mi Ji said, "It's embarrassing."

Qi Ya asked, "For this kind of transformation, is the 'unlock my heart' before and the name after that all necessary? It's too shameful!"

Then Miji and Qiya looked at me with strange eyes again, and then they squatted in the corner together, whispering to each other, "I didn't expect Kusuo's interest to be like this."

Hey, hey, who gave them the guts to think that they could hide from my hearing by hiding in a corner.

Don't make it sound like I have some kinky interest.

I'm not at all interested in any outfit changes.

"Speaking of which, did you peek at me when I was changing clothes?" Amano Yuxue leaned over with a wretched face at this time, poking my shoulder with the microphone in his hand.

Everyone present is a walking skeleton in my eyes.

I teleported to another place and said emphatically, "I'm not interested in that."

After hearing Yuyuki Amano’s voice, I used the ability of “bartering things” to exchange a piece of fruit on the table for a book by Yuyuki Amano. Sayings, and then compiled with artistic processing methods.

In order to cater to children who like guardian spirits, there are also sayings such as transformation. I found that page, and then used my thoughts to hit everyone's faces.

It took an extraordinarily long time on Yuxue Amano, until he took out a small knife from under his skirt and split the book in two.

"I was just joking." Amano Yuxue said pitifully, "It's too much."

However, Yuki Amano knew that this trick was useless to me, and he quickly put away his uncomfortable expression, "When I went back to the room, I thought of this book, so I tried it, but I didn't expect it to succeed. gone."

Amano Yuxue is different from others. Although he was panicked when he found out that he had laid an egg in the morning, he absolutely disdains the behavior of Qi Ya and Mi Chi who would rush directly from the bed to my room carelessly. No matter what, you will keep yourself in a beautiful state.

So wash yourself up extremely quickly before rushing up screaming.

In a way, it is also very powerful.

After returning to her room, Amano Yuyuki didn't have any worries about washing up, so she naturally tried to transform first.

However, things like "unlock" are all recorded in that book, and the last words were spoken casually, not Yuyuki Amano's original intention.

Even just saying "unlock my heart" is a big shame challenge for the Miki and Chiya here.

Although he often watches some anime, Mi Ji really doesn't have a second-school illness, and his interest in cosplay is also very low. Of course, it may have something to do with his inability to wear cosplay suits.

Qi Ya asked, "Does the transformation have other functions besides changing a set of clothes?"

【If it’s just this kind of thing, let’s make egg soup with eggs. 】

Poor his guardian sweetheart.

Amano Yuki said, "Yes!"

"anglesing!"

Amano Yuxue took the microphone and began to sing. His voice is not unpleasant, but it is not so good. He is not as good as his acting skills in singing, but at this moment, it sounds like he is being swayed by Surrounded by balls of marshmallows, even the heart is soft.

After the song was sung, everyone was a little drowsy.

He was awakened by Amano Yuxue's applause.

"Is it the ability to make people sleep?" Mi Ji said, "It's not bad, if you play a song to Kusuo every night, he won't be bothered by insomnia."

"No," Qi Ya retorted, he rolled up his sleeves, and the original scars on it disappeared completely, "My wound has healed."

After starting the training, the training of beating the enemy is very cruel. In order to train the ability of self-healing, the wounds caused by the wounds are the ones that can guarantee that there will be no scars but the recovery ability is not strong, and it is painful to use full.

So the injuries on Qi Ya's body are all new injuries and old injuries, which looks terrible, but if he doesn't train and just applies medicine, his recovery power can be completely recovered to the extent that it can't be seen within a week.

And by this time he was completely healed.

"You have good abilities," Qi Ya said, "I can go to your side to treat injuries in the future."

Amano Yuxue spread her hands, "Your injury healed so quickly, the next training will be even worse, I don't care, are you sure you want to do this?"

Hearing Amano Yuxue's words, the corners of Qiya's mouth twitched, and he also thought of his father's virtues, so he didn't say anything else.

"However, if this is applied well, it can be regarded as a good ability. It is good to assist yourself or your companions. It is equivalent to a nanny in the game." Qi Ya's mind turned quickly, "If Alluka has this ability, no Can it also make up for his lack of self-protection ability?"

Thinking of this, Kiya wanted to find Alluka to confirm whether he had laid eggs.

But before that, I pointed to the living room clock and grimly said, "Training time."

Qi Ya yelled, and hurriedly ran out of the hall with Mi Chi. If Xibaduo was asked to wait, they might not be able to eat freely today.

Amano Yuki also participated in the training, but he first released the ability to transform, and then ran out.

Because I was approved by Shibat, I didn’t have this trouble. After thinking about it, I used “time regression” to change the book that Amano Yuxue opened to its original state, and then planned to study this guardian sweetheart.

After a while, Curt came out of the basement covered in blood. He glanced at me and bit his lower lip.

I exchanged glances with him, and he didn't say anything, and immediately ran upstairs, and about 10 minutes later, he changed into a clean kimono and ran downstairs.

This time he didn't stop, he ran straight to me, and handed me an item tightly tied with a string, "Third brother, I don't need this."

? ?

I didn't give him anything either.

I lowered my head in some doubts, and saw that the pile of ropes was still squirming, and then a little man's face was squeezed out of the ropes, his face was flushed, "I just said 'you little brat who lacks love' , are you going to throw me away?"

His shouts echoed constantly in the empty hall.

Curt's face flushed instantly. He was so angry that he took a fruit knife from the table and stabbed at the villain.

"Murdered guardian sweetheart!"

At this time, I haven't forgotten to shout like killing a pig.

It is also very powerful.