Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

I came out of the tent, and an object in the distance rushed towards me at a speed of 170 kilometers per hour, just like the top speed of a table tennis champion.

However, I still easily saw the other person's pale golden hair and a slightly familiar face, but I didn't think much about it, I just judged from the size that it was someone's guardian sweetheart.

Seeing him rushing straight towards me, although I didn't know what was going on, I immediately used my mind to beat him back.

But the clearly invisible thought power seems to be blocked by some kind of resistance. When it touches the opponent, it is like a water flow encountering an obstacle and going to both sides, revealing a spacious road in the middle.

Like a small cannonball, he "slapped" along the road and hit my forehead. He opened his hands and gave me a headshot.

"Kusuo." The voice was a bit too mature for a villain, and there was a trace of nostalgia that I didn't understand at all.

This made me extremely vigilant.

Could it be that this kind of guardian sweetheart will have a few people who can see through my secret?

Then call me "Abba Kusuo", or "Mother who protects Sweetheart's birth" or something like that.

"Beep beep beep beep." As a result, the other party uttered six beeps.

Should I tilt my head to show my doubts?

The other person's body stiffened, and I could hear him making a disdainful "tsk", as if the sound of "beep beep" didn't come from his mouth.

But he didn't seem to want to let it go, and then he worked hard to brew his emotions, and called me very affectionately, "Kusuo."

The previous emotions were interrupted by "beep beep beep", and the feelings that were brewing were very false.

But the strange thing is that my forehead is a little wet, like two lines of tears slowly flowing from the eyes of the guy who hugged me and killed me.

Anyway, only the eyes, mouth, and lower body can flow, but Guardian Sweetheart is a creature that doesn't need to excrete. They also ate a lot of barbecue and drank a lot of drinks yesterday, but they didn't go to the toilet once.

And I don't think he drooled because he regarded me as some delicious food. Of course, if it was saliva, I wouldn't mind letting this guardian sweetheart travel to the moon, no matter whose guardian sweetheart he is.

It's normal to have such a dream.

Such is the life of a child who beats an enemy.

But now it's better to pull down this guardian sweetheart who is so daring to kill me.

After all, his current position is really awkward. His head is in the center of my forehead, his hands are above the brows, his whole body is on the bridge of the nose, and his feet are on both sides of the bridge of the nose, just like riding a horse. , plus he was still wearing a windbreaker, and he would rub my eyes from time to time, both aesthetics and comfort were negative.

I stretched out my hand, but this guy changed from the affectionate way he called my name before, probably defeated by "beep beep", and said in a playful tone, "You are thinking that if the one who stayed just now If it's saliva, let me travel to the moon."

"And Kusuo," he took out a bottle of water from his pocket in the posture of sitting on the bridge of my nose, and shook it in front of my eyes, "It's not saliva, let alone tears, it's just mine. The water overturned."

What the hell is this guy doing?

Did you rush over at high speed and kill me with your head in your arms just to scatter the uncapped mineral water in your pocket all over my face?

Because I can't see the opponent's face from this angle, but if the water will indeed fly up to the place where I feel wet with the previous momentum, all in all, I don't think the opponent will cry out of nowhere.

And what I care more about is that he knows exactly what I'm thinking.

I gave a little pause to the hand that I was about to tear off. This guy is also a guardian sweetheart who has some kind of mind reading ability.

The inability to use telepathy on the guardian sweetheart has become a weak point at this time.

"I don't have any mind reading skills, Kusuo," the blonde-haired guardian sweetheart said with a smile in his voice, "It's just that I beep..."

Beep?

He didn't know why he suddenly "beeped" and got stuck, but then he immediately pretended it didn't matter and said, "Come on, if you win, I'll tell you why I know what you think."

"No." I said subconsciously almost without thinking, but after I said it, I was a little surprised by my own reaction.

I have always rejected troublesome things, but before that, I would think about the pros and cons because of Shiba's influence.

Especially when this guardian sweetheart is obviously abnormal, it is because he follows his words and sees the situation.

But I don't think there is anything I can't fight. There is no need to play any games with him. It is very likely that when he came out of the shell, his head was pinched by my super power.

Although the feedback given by "Exorcism Butterfly" is that my superpower level is very stable, and there is no possibility of "leakage of superpower", but the other party has problems whether it is familiarity with me or the strange "beep" .

Thinking of Shiba's constant nagging, I still plan to investigate.

I tore the guy off his face and looked him up and down.

I could tell from the hair before that this guy is not Yoyo and LOVE.

Yoyo has light pink hair, while LOVE has the same black hair color as Curt.

Qiya’s guardian sweetheart came out of its shell after the barbecue yesterday. It is a silver-graded orc cat guardian sweetheart called FREE. His hair is also the same color as Qiya, but this guy has light golden hair color, so to speak Come on he should be ridiculous.

After all, my soul egg is still in my pocket, and the egg shell is very complete, so it cannot be mine.

And Yalujia probably thinks that the current life is perfect enough or just ignorant, and there is no strong desire to give birth to a soul egg, and even if there is no soul egg, it is even less likely to be his.

The villain in front of him, as a guardian sweetheart, is also dressed in a somewhat ordinary way.

For example, Yoyo has a pink gauze skirt embroidered with the sun and the moon, and LOVE also has a very distinctive hat with his name on it, and a shirt with a middle finger. FREE is an orc cat , the clothes are very rock and roll, very distinctive, but in comparison, the clothes of the guardian sweetheart in front of me are much simpler.

Lavender shirt, gray trousers, and a hooded dark purple jacket with a black hood and red zipper.

It's a very ordinary outfit, and it's not good-looking, just like ordinary passers-by on the street.

The only memory point on the dress is the hairpin on the top of the head that looks like the plastic rail of the toy train, and the rocker in the middle of the hairpin that looks like a yellow gamepad.

I thought that my ridiculous ideal was to be a scientist, but I didn't expect to be a handle game expert?

Of course, judging from the thing like a rocket propulsor on his back, which seems to be the prop that allows him to fly at a speed of 170 kilometers per hour, maybe it should not be just based on the fact that the game controller is pressed on his head.

Maybe he is the scientist who likes the gamepad, but the gamepad can also be regarded as a lollipop, so or the scientist who likes the lollipop so much that he sticks it on the top of his head to protect the sweetheart?

I don't know why I made a lot of complaints, and I was a little flustered and didn't look like me.

Perhaps the main reason is that his face is a little familiar, as if he has seen it somewhere, not because the guardian sweetheart always looks like the holder of the soul egg that he hatched.

He is obviously Miji's guardian sweetheart, but he is not similar to Miji in appearance. For example, Qi Ya's guardian sweetheart FREE has a pair of beautiful royal blue cat eyes, but he has the kind of slanted eyes. Somewhat like me.

It is said that my appearance is more like Kiqiu, because Kiqiu has been wearing a monitor all year round to see what he looks like, so it is said that it is said, and the other brothers all have a pair of huge cat eyes.

All in all, just looking at his appearance, you might think that he is my guardian sweetheart.

This sense of familiarity is not the familiar feeling of looking in the mirror and changing your hairstyle and mistaking the other person for me in the mirror, but the memory is like a layer of mist that makes it impossible to see clearly.

But it's just my illusion.

After all, his hairstyle is like the kind of eyes that are common in anime and can be donated if you don’t want them. The eyebrow tail from the right eye upwards forms a slanted line downwards, covering his left eye and the other half of his face. It is clean, and only half of the whole face is exposed, which is usually the shape of the pretender in anime or the funny character responsible for the second disease.

It is a hairstyle that often appears in anime, and there are always seven or eight out of ten movies with similar hairstyles.

When I kept complaining about the other person's appearance, he seemed to be looking at me too.

Then I suddenly pointed my hand, and the ring on my hand was like some kind of power device, which gathered above to form a bomb, popped out with a "bang", and flew straight to the top of my head. The dodgeball player, dodging the attack by flying up and down.

【Ah butterfly, this guy seems to be attacking us. 】

【Ah, ah, are you an idiot?He is attacking us! 】

[Really, Ah Die, I thought I was playing a game with us, it was very similar to the games played by Xiba, Yiermi and Qiya. 】

[Well, what you say is a bit similar. 】

Ah Die, after eight years, are you finally assimilating your IQ by your idiot partner Ah Huo?

"Is it actually a living thing?" The guy's eyes completed a crescent moon. "As a part of the super power suppressor, it is too ugly, and your aesthetics have lost too much."

The other party's eyes turned away from "Chu Nian Butterfly", with a bit of contempt on his face and a very uncomfortable expression.

It's exactly why this spicy chicken thing appears on my head.

Although it has nothing to do with why I don't let him stick a needle in my head with Il fans, it is almost the same in terms of desire for control.

【Ah Die, he seems to be calling us ugly! 】

[Be confident, ah, he is calling us ugly! ! 】

Ah, Butterfly is very angry, but even the Nian Beast who specializes in eating "Nian" has strengths. Apart from being able to eat, "Nian Butterfly" only has the ability of illusion. It was when Els was still wandering As a magician's means of deceiving people to support himself, even this requires a large blockbuster "Butterfly" flocking effect to stand out.

Therefore, the weak "Exorcism Butterfly" could only keep flapping its wings, so that all the eyes on the wings were wide open, so that it could stare at him to death with the speed of horror and sight.

[Ah Die, is it true that humans say "kill you with sight"? 】

[Stupid, Huh, of course it’s impossible, otherwise we have so many eyes, wouldn’t we see someone die?We have become the world's number one butterfly, standing at the top of the food chain. 】

[Then, Ah Die, it’s useless for us to work so hard, and we often eat too much, and I don’t want to be at the top of the food chain. 】

【...The second half of your sentence still makes some sense. As for the first half of your sentence, it’s okay, we can ask Kusuo to beat him up. 】

Don't call me this kind of thing, it feels a little tasteless to beat up a guardian sweetheart.

And from the eyes of the servants who were hiding around, I suddenly jumped up and down, as if I had ADHD, although I didn't feel better when I spoke into the air before.

But fortunately, when we beat the enemy, we will not quietly spread rumors that "the third young master is crazy", at most it will become "the third young master can see ghosts! The third young master can kill ghosts!" and so on. .

It’s not that the servants think that beating the enemy is very murderous or there are some horrible supernatural events. People who are afraid of such things can’t enter the inner house to be servants at all. It’s just that they like the way I have more abilities. Simply put, they worship strong.

Even those with strong mind abilities have never heard of being able to kill ghosts. If I can do it, I will definitely be number one in the world.

But let’s not say that there are no ghosts in this world. Even if there were ghosts, I would not do this kind of thing. I don’t want to have the title of “ghost killer”.

And there is another point, I don't think the guardian sweetheart in front of me is easy to catch, the way he avoids my thoughts, I don't know how he does it now.

Although "Except for the Butterfly" is constantly talking about making me fight for their beauty.

Don't they themselves have any self-examination of the wings full of eyes and restraint?

I don't intend to discuss with a guardian sweetheart whether the "Chu Nian Butterfly" is beautiful or not, and whether it is suitable for me. Anyway, compared to game controllers or lollipops, the butterfly is much more beautiful.

I thought for a while and asked, "What's your name?"

This time, he didn't say that he needs a competition to know his name. If this is the case, then I definitely choose not to know.

he said very quickly.

"Beep empty assistant."

Beep empty help?

Well, it's really a very distinctive name. Although Yoyo, LOVE and even FREE are very casual, I didn't expect to hear such a combination of casual and serious consideration.

So, is it because he likes Beep so much that he is called Beep Sorasuke?

The clouds in the sky happened to cover half of the sun at this time, half of Beep Sorasuke's face was in the sun, and the other half was in the shadows, he didn't squint like usual, but opened his eyes, Only the area under his eyes on the right half of his face is brightly colored, which makes him look very scary.

Obviously he said that he was called this name, but he acted like an evil spirit attacking him.

"Well, that's how it is." Beep Sorasuke said as if talking to himself.

Then he looked up at me and said, "It's okay, Kusuo will definitely remember me."

His tone was firm, but his eyes were vaguely fierce, like a sphinx who would be eaten if he couldn't answer a riddle while holding a puzzle, while Beep Kongsuke would eat him if he couldn't remember him. ...something terrible happened.

... All in all, although it is a bit inexplicable, it is enough not to suddenly call "Daddy Kusuo" or "Mother who protects sweethearts" at me.

"Ah, Kusuo, has your guardian sweetheart hatched yet?" Miji, who emerged from his tent, rubbed his eyes and stared at Beep Kongsuke in front of me, "I thought you didn't have such a big dream."

After the hatching process of Amano Yuxue and Kurt's guardian sweetheart, I found that there are probably two situations in which the egg of the heart becomes a guardian sweetheart. One is like Amano Yuyuki who has a firm dream, and the other is the same as Kurt, with a personality Very awkward.

Yahhhhhhhh, can't you recognize your guardian sweetheart?

I threw the Beep Kongsuke on my hand, "This is your guardian sweetheart."

"Huh?" Mi Ji looked terrified, then he quickly got into the tent, took out the jacket he changed yesterday, and took out two eggshells from his pocket.

"It really has to hatch?" Mi Ji then looked at Bip Kongsuke, "It's completely different from what I imagined."

"What do you think it's like?" Qi Ya asked who was woken up, and FREE was still snoring floating beside him.

"Handsome appearance like a cyborg." Mi Ji was a little disappointed, "or a cute girl like a humanoid computer heart."

"This is your ideal self, right?" Qi Ya smirked, "Is your ideal transgender?"

Mi Ji took the stone beside him and threw it at it, "Your ideal self is still an orc, do you still want to have cat ears and a tail?"

"FREE, freedom," Qiya avoided the stone thrown by Miji, "I like the freedom like a cat."

Well, although cats generally think of it as freedom, in fact this is a completely wrong concept.

They have always wanted to conquer the world by showing off their cuteness. If they can’t, they will keep insulting at the door. After six years, the cat at the door is still calling "Kusuo, open the door if you have the guts!" If it is true, it is definitely one-to-one in terms of holding grudges.

But what I want to say to Qiya is that cats are also divided into domestic cats and wild cats. Of course, after he becomes the owner of the enemy, he can go out occasionally like Shiba, no matter how many big cats he eats like Xiaojie. The stomach king competition is fine.

Mi Ji said, "Then I'm just making a metaphor, even if it's a fully mechanical guardian sweetheart regardless of gender."

"Maybe you can try to take off his clothes to have a look," Chiya suggested, "Maybe there will be a machine under the clothes."

He studied the body of the orc who guarded his sweetheart yesterday and was counterattacked by the opponent impatiently with his claws. However, if the training of beating the enemy is so easy to be attacked by claws, it would be better for Qi Ya to retrain as soon as possible, although he was not injured. , but FREE doesn't plan to talk to Li Qiya at all.

Although Mi Ji knew that Qi Ya was uneasy and kind, but he was also a little eager to move.

What responded to them was two bangs, Qi Ya and Mi Ji avoided it, but the tent was not so far away, it was directly punched through a hole, and there was a layer of scorched marks around the hole. If it hits, it will definitely cause the same damage as a wooden warehouse bullet.

"It's so dangerous!" Qi Ya said with lingering fear, "It will be bad if you get hit."

I haven't learned to "read", it is difficult to resist bullets with my body alone, and this is not just an air bullet. If I get hit, I don't know if it will be more troublesome.

"Hey, educate your guardian sweetheart!" Qi Ya shouted at Mi Ji.

Mi Ji completely ignored him, and was completely absorbed in the hand of Bibi Kongsuke... the ring on his hand.

"What an exquisite setting." Mi Ji, who is also very researched in machinery, immediately discovered the difficulty of this mechanism. "It's so exquisite that it will definitely have a miraculous effect if it is equipped on a drone."

"Will I be able to make such an excellent machine in the future?" Mi Ji said obsessively like a fanatical believer in technology who met a high-tech god.

At this time, the general guardian sweetheart will say, "Absolutely, because I am your ideal self." Words such as to stimulate the self-effort of the holder of the soul egg.

But Beep Kongsuke is completely opposite, "Hmm~ impossible."

Very decisive and merciless.

Struck by his ideal self, Mi Ji lay on the ground devastated.

And Beep Kongsuke was quickly surrounded by other guardian sweethearts, and then he was taken aside as if kidnapped.

Although it was an internal meeting to protect the sweetheart, I didn't want to participate, but it didn't leave my hearing and vision, so I was forced to watch this meeting.

“哔哔空助，你这样是不行的！”最先发难地是LOVE，他在帮助柯特上面有自己的心得，而且十分不要脸地自认为是柯特现在成功融入到揍敌客兄弟大The heroes of the environment have a great say in protecting sweethearts and soul egg holders.

"Why?" Beep Kongsuke looked innocent and spread his hands, as if he really didn't know his own principles of protecting sweethearts.

"We are the ideal selves of the soul egg holders," LOVE roared loudly, as if beep beep Kongsuke didn't even know this, it's unbelievable, "The original mission is to let them fulfill their dreams !"

"Having said that, is praise necessarily correct?" Being questioned loudly and surrounded by other guardian sweethearts, but Beep Kongsuke didn't panic at all, and asked slowly, "There are also people who hold Those who are shaking M type."

"I kept saying that he could do it, but he couldn't do it, but he said he couldn't do it, but he finished it with a sigh of relief." Beep Kongsuke said, "There must be such a character."

"Blindly praising you can't become your ideal self, and a dream without tempering can't be called a dream at all!" Beep Kongsuke's figure suddenly became extremely tall in the eyes of the guardian sweetheart, almost like a shining mentor Cap on top.

Yoyo said hesitantly, "I think You Xuejiang has already walked on the road of being an idol."

"But isn't he still beating the enemy?" Beep Sorasuke asked back, "He can't become the idol of the enemy if he is beating the enemy. The only idol who is beating the enemy is Kusuo."

It sounded too strange to me, but the other guardian sweethearts nodded unanimously and agreed with this statement, and came to a conclusion, "Kusuo is the group favorite, which is normal."

Beep Kongsuke said to Yoyo, "So if you want to become an idol, you should leave Dadike and go outside. Now the youngest idol is 12 years old, and it's normal to debut at 13."

Yoyo nodded, "Indeed, it's time for Youxue to start his idol journey! I should have higher demands on him."

LOVE, who thinks that he has completed the cross-century problem of Kurt eating barbecue with everyone and is the king of guardian sweethearts, also feels that he has benefited a lot from hearing the words of Beep Kongsuke. He asked, "What about Kurt? What should we do about the situation?"

Beep Kongsuke rubbed his chin, looked behind himself, LOVE got what he wanted all of a sudden, and immediately brought him a stool.

This is a playhouse toy bought by Yuxue Amano. It is used as furniture for Guardian Sweetheart. He is also taking orders from enemies, so he is not short of money.

"Cough cough." Beep Kongzhu coughed twice, and Yoyo immediately brought tea and dessert.

Beep Kongzhu crossed Erlang's legs, drank tea, let LOVE experiment with his exoskeleton-like equipment, and Yoyo squeezed his shoulders.

Only FREE has his head resting behind him, but his eyes are still staring at Beep Kongsuke, as if he also wants his help to solve his own problems.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.