Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Yesterday was the first time I saw Beep Kongsuke, but I don't know why there is always a very familiar sense of trouble in my heart.

It's as if I've cleaned up the mess for Beep Sorasuke several times as if I wiped Miji's ass.

Perhaps this is the special kind of synesthesia between the guardian sweetheart and the holder of the soul egg.

Because of this, there is always a thought in my heart that this guardian sweetheart will bring me unexpected troubles, which makes me care about him very much.

Definitely not because of the inexplicable sense of familiarity, well, there is a little bit of it.

But more out of fear of what trouble he might cause.

Although Guardian Sweetheart is invisible to adults except for children, it seems that even if it causes trouble, it will not be too much trouble, and after Xiba publicized the Guardian Sweetheart to the housekeepers, he will not be considered as beating the enemy. Too many kills to be haunted, but there's nothing wrong with staring at him first anyway.

I still planned to put my eyes on the other party, and planned to observe this strange and inexplicably familiar guardian sweetheart.

It's not difficult at all, and I don't even have to move my position.

Because right now the Guardians are in the funny room next door to me.

They gathered together to learn from Beep Kongsuke his excellent experience in taking care of children with their own soul eggs, and to become more outstanding guardian sweethearts who can teach students according to their aptitude.

There was no vacant room on the second floor, so in order to make it easier for Beep Sosuke to teach them while studying the machine, he chose a ridiculous room.

Although I think that Beep Kongsuke is just an opening mouth, in fact, there is no experience at all. After all, everyone jumped out of the egg, and there are no teachers like parents and mothers. There is no place that some guardian sweethearts can know. Some more, and some less possibilities.

However, maybe among the children who dream of becoming a teacher, there may be a teacher-type guardian sweetheart who has a special talent in teaching and educating people, but Beep Kongsuke has nothing to do with a teacher who is a teacher at all. Although he is said to be a scientist, he does not dress like one, but after all, he does not seem to be a character that can teach others well.

Smiling with eyes like crescent moons seems very kind, but I always feel that being close to him will not be happy.

I used Perspective on the next door.

Then the next second I wanted to cover my eyes.

From time to time, there were a few strange "ah" sounds like screaming chickens from the next door, and there were some imaginative words like "no need", I thought it was wrong for a long time, but I didn't expect it They would actually be in the current situation where a group of demons danced wildly.

It's not that it's become an indescribable scene of guarding the sweetheart, although it is definitely a crime now, certainly not the kind of crime that is paid for at night, completely transforming a corner of the ridiculous room into a messy underground laboratory , and the guardian sweethearts have all become test subjects.

I don't know if there is a corresponding law for Guardian Sweetheart, which can send Biebe Kongzhu to prison.

Yo Yo wears an exoskeleton and twists his body into a ball. Even though Amano Yuki's flexibility is excellent, as his ideal self, Yo Yo's flexibility is definitely top-notch, but this does not mean that his body Can be grouped into balls like this.

Yoyo kept yelling "No" from his mouth, this painful cry, because he was bent in half and twisted his legs to the back of his neck. This posture seemed to oppress his breathing, and his cheeks were flushed, and his breathing was very difficult. Hasty, as if suffering from some kind of pain.

FREE was locked in a roller like a hamster cage, running on all fours at an extremely fast speed.

In addition, there is actually a new guardian sweetheart here, with completely black skin, hair in pigtails, countless bells tied on top of the braids, wearing housekeeper clothes, hanging upside down on an instrument like an electric fan, and the instrument is turned on The state is spinning rapidly.

What kind of torture is this?

And on the iron bed next to it, LOVE's limbs were pulled apart and locked on both sides with iron rings. The hem of his shirt was bitten in his mouth, and all kinds of patches were covered on his body. Wearing a helmet filled with at least twenty connecting wires, lying on the bed like a complete test product, the original viciousness of daring to wear a shirt with a middle finger disappeared, and the whole guardian sweetheart looked weak, helpless and pitiful .

All the connecting wires are connected to the strange equipment nearby. Next to the equipment is Beep Kongsuke, who is wearing an experimenter's coat solemnly, operating this huge equipment.

Beep Kongsuke had a crescent-like smiling face that was harmless to humans and animals, but the pen under his hand quickly recorded the data. Using "perspective", you can see that there are some pictures similar to the anatomy of the guardian sweetheart drawn underneath, but The above text is like a special password, and it is completely unclear what is written.

【Do you care? 】

Beep Sorasuke's voice suddenly appeared in my brain.

It's kind of like a horror story at this moment.

I was surprised, logically speaking, I can't hear the heartfelt voice of the guardian sweetheart, but Beep Kongsuke did not speak, but he was facing the instrument with his back to me, but now he is completely facing me , allowing me to easily see the movement of his mouth.

Indeed, there is no one-to-one combination.

He looked into my eyes as if he knew where I was.

[How on earth did you let me hear your voice? 】

I never thought that I could still ask this kind of question, it always feels a bit weird, generally speaking, it shouldn't be a question like "Why can't I hear your heartfelt voice".

I thought that Beep Kongsuke was going to tell me what he had to say if he had to compete with me. If this is the case, then I would rather not know.

No matter what the game is, it's already won and lost, so I don't want to go through this process at all.

Probably Beep Kongsuke also saw this and didn't say those words, and went straight to the point.

【Originally a telepathic shielding device】, Beep Kongsuke raised his hand and pointed at the device on his head, 【With a little modification, it can become a device for transmitting telepathy. 】

[Because I should be the most special one on Kusuo's side. 】

... Miji's ideal self actually exists like this, what kind of strange feelings does he have for me?Orthopedics is wrong, Shiba was worried about this, so don't have any strange single arrows on me.

Maybe I should stay away from Mi Ji, which can dispel his strange thoughts.

I didn't reply to Beep Sorasuke's words and asked.

【What are you doing? 】

Beep Kongsuke is also very honest on this point, and even has a kind of righteousness that doesn't know that he is committing a crime, he said directly.

[When studying guardian sweethearts, it is very important to know the data. 】

It seems that there is no protection law between guardian sweethearts.

[It won't die either, it's just that the process is a little painful. 】

After that, Beep Kongsuke added as if he was guilty, although his tone was not the slightest guilty, but just adding this sentence can tell that it is not easy for him to describe it.

But how could he still say that?

Although he won't die, looking at the group of guardian sweethearts in front of him, he is obviously in pain and wants to die.

Generally speaking, I should not bother with this kind of nosy business. At most, I will help Amano Yuki and the holders of the soul eggs to come and clean up.

But I don’t know why it’s the matter of Beep Kongsuke who has such a strong idea that he needs to clean up the mess, and there is still a strong illusion that the world can be destroyed without cleaning up.

Every guardian sweetheart has its own ability, maybe this is the ability of Beep Kongsuke, [-]% let others clean up the mess for him?

All in all, although I thought a lot, I finally sighed and teleported into the funny room.

With the power of thought, I untied the little black girl with braided pigtails from the new guardian sweetheart who was tied to the electric fan, and I don't know where Beep Kongsuke lured her here.

Liberated FREE from the wheels again, he was already sticking out his tongue like a dog, and the beautiful hair on his body was also wet with sweat. Originally, when he was not moving or talking, he still had that kind of noble I feel glamorous, but now besides destroying the atmosphere by talking, there are other ways to completely disappear this glamorous atmosphere.

Yo Yo, when I turned on the exoskeleton machine, all the bones in his body seemed to be stretched to the limit, and he made a "creaking" sound, and he couldn't stand upright and fell directly on the ground.

Followed by LOVE, when I put him down, he was already in a trance, even more exaggerated than Curt's external performance, completely wanting nothing but going to heaven.

"I thought you wouldn't care about it." Beep Kongsuke didn't stop my thoughts, but just kept staring at me, and didn't even look at the other guardian sweethearts.

"Don't you think you should reflect on your actions?" I asked rhetorically.

Beep Sorasuke thought of something happy and laughed. First, he opened the corners of his mouth a little bit, and then laughed loudly, "Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm just too happy."

"Beep beep beep beep."

Then there was a series of "beep beep" sounds.

Well, in addition to the inexplicable [-]% ability to clean up messes, there is also the characteristic of beeping when emotional, what a strange guardian sweetheart.

Beep Kongsuke's face suddenly darkened, as if billowing dark clouds were thundering and lightning.

But when I stared at him, it returned to its original state. Beep Kongsuke turned on the jet on his back. Although Guardian Sweetheart can fly, he likes to use machinery to keep him in the air. He blinked Blinking and asking, "Do you know what I'm researching?"

I didn't answer him, and Beep Sorasuke didn't care.

He said to himself, "The body of Guardian Sweetheart is amazing. It is obviously just a pure body of strength, but it has a series of human organs such as basic human bones and blood."

"Although it seems to be able to fly and have some special abilities, but in terms of physical conditions, it is only five to ten times that of human beings. That is to say, human beings can reach the most outstanding level through hard work under normal circumstances."

"So it is correct to say that you are the ideal self." Beep Kongsuke said, "However, human beings will not be able to reach their goals when they are running towards their dreams because of family reasons or because they don't want to work hard."

"Guardian Sweetheart, to some extent, is a witness to the history of human failure." Beep Kongsuke said, "Human beings often waste their potential in this way, but they want to rely on external forces."

Beep Kong Assistant said pointedly, and even his tone became slightly fluctuating.

He behaved too much like there was a story, this story is still related to me, I don't understand why, shouldn't the memory of guarding the sweetheart only have something to do with the holder of the soul egg?

I'm a little puzzled, but I'm going to put the matter aside for the time being.

"Even if you say this, you can't experiment on the guardian sweetheart."

"It doesn't matter," Yoyo said unexpectedly, "We are voluntary."

I looked at him a little strangely, but I didn't expect the other guardian sweethearts to agree. Everyone's voices were one after another, and the content of what they said was different, but the meanings were similar.

To sum it up, "Yes, we also want to let the holders of the Soul Egg realize their dreams by stimulating their own potential."

... completely in a state of being fooled.

Before, when Beep Kongzhu quickly became King with his extremely superior IQ among guardian sweethearts, and made other guardian sweethearts go round and round, should I intervene?

But when I thought about it, why did I start to let myself be the big butler who guarded my sweetheart so naturally?

But if this continues, it may become a tragedy of guarding sweetheart, although the damage to guardian sweetheart will not be reflected on the holder of the soul egg, FREE ran like a dog, and now playing hide-and-seek outside Qi Ya, The physical exertion did not increase exponentially, but the ideal self was brutally killed, and it always felt like it was not a good thing.

What's more, they just want to do their job better and make children better.

I said, "...what's the use of that?"

Speaking of this topic, everyone has a lot to talk about.

Yoyo said, "My limit is the limit of Youxue's future. If I can become stronger, it will also make Youxue's potential even better."

Isn't Yuki Amano's dream to be the number one idol in the world?No idol would roll himself into a ball and sing, right? What kind of deformed concert is this?

LOVE said, "Sonsuke said that if I can study my character through the instrument, maybe it can make Curt a little more frank, because the guardian sweetheart must have some special relationship with the holder of the soul egg. , as long as I find this, I can understand Curt better!"

FREE turned his face and said, "Don't look at me, I didn't say good things about Sorasuke before, I just thought this running wheel seemed interesting, so I stepped on it for a while, who knew that this wheel couldn't stop at all .”

This is really a cat, it was completely harmed by my own curiosity.

FREE continued, "However, I also feel that this guy has no good intentions. It's better not to trust him too much."

As expected of Qi Ya's guardian sweetheart, he is also very superior in IQ, but just praised him, but FREE is no good. He looks like a robot next to him, with two balls of yarn tied to the robot's hands.

Beep Kongsuke gave instructions to the robot, and it started running, rolling the cotton balls behind it.

Free's eyes froze immediately, and with a "meow", he happily ran behind the robot, showing that his IQ was not very good.

He was obviously the only smart person among the guardian sweethearts present.

I set my sights on the last guardian sweetheart. This is a little black girl with a lot of braids and a strange face.

The little black girl looked very nervous, her lips were trembling and she couldn't speak.

Beep Kongsuke naturally made an excuse, "My robot found her when it was patrolling, so it caught her back."

...Why can you say "I was caught without any hassle" so naturally.

I first looked at the guardian sweetheart in front of me.

The butler's suit is the butler's suit that beats the enemy. I'm not talking nonsense. The butler's suit that beats the enemy is specially designed by a designer. Although it looks like an ordinary suit, the detailed patterns and characteristic textures can be It can be seen that it is produced by Beating the Enemy.

There is a big difference between a housekeeper and a servant, but even the smallest sound of rain has nothing to do with children, and since I am my ideal self, I will definitely not be a housekeeper, but a servant. People, even with reference to age, and possibly trainees.

Referring to the appearance, I searched all the current child interns, and it should be Kanalia who was given a skateboard by Qiya.

Kanalia is the latest batch of the best seedlings. Indus is very optimistic about her. She has awakened "Nian" and is guarding the entrance of the garden, the only way to enter the mansion, as an intern of the servant who beats the enemy.

In Qiya’s timeline, Qiya is considered to be a peer who feels good when he beats the enemy. According to what he said, he still looks like a living person. When Xiaojie came to find Qiya, he even fought with Xiaojie .

However, the guardian sweetheart born from the soul egg actually wants to be the butler who beats the enemy. Although as the host, I should feel very happy about the intern's hard work and loyalty, but I feel a little subtle.

After all, considering that Kanalia was born on Meteor Street and was taken to beat the enemy at a very young age, she decided that her future dream is to become a beater without looking around. I always feel that we beat the enemy Enemy is employing child labor.

But even the master's young master has no pocket money and has to support himself by taking orders, so everyone is the same poor person.

I asked, "Canalia's guardian sweetheart?"

Hearing the name "Kanalia", the little black girl's eyes lit up, she nodded quickly, and introduced herself, "My name is Maple Leaf, and I am indeed Kanalia's guardian sweetheart."

After I asked, she saluted gracefully before she began to speak bluntly, "Because the butler of Wutong didn't pass down the matter of protecting sweetheart, I told Kanalia about my existence, and she thought she had it. Severe paranoia, or being attacked by a beast and reported."

According to regulations, this kind of situation is temporarily locked in the small black room, but it just so happens that the parasol is installed to publicize the matter of protecting Sweetheart to the servants, although it is not to save Kanalia, but to let other people pay attention to the future. If you face children, you can't take it lightly because the other party doesn't "read". After all, they may have an invisible guardian sweetheart to help, but it can be regarded as preventing Kanalia from being locked up in a small black room.

Of course, as a servant trainee, the existence of Guardian Sweetheart is still reported, but there is no way to uniformly train such things as Guardian Sweetheart, and after asking what dream Guardian Sweetheart was born for, everyone just responded with kindness When the smile was passed to Shiba, in his opinion, there was no need for a servant trainee to make a fuss, so he didn't spread it widely.

After all, besides Alluka, the young master of the main family even the youngest Kurt has his own guardian sweetheart, but let Canalia carry out some experiments. The strength has indeed increased, but it is not after a large arc, so I don't care even more.

And my current hearing range is only 200 meters. I was still eating barbecue and didn't find out about it. On the contrary, when Kanalia's guardian sweetheart Maple Leaf was standing guard with Kanalia in the garden, she was beeped. Bee Kongsuke's robot found it and grabbed it.

Of course Kanalia knew this, but the only thing that could use this kind of machine when beating enemies was the joke.

She must have misunderstood that it was Mi Ji's doing. Since it was the second young master's order, she wouldn't have any problems, so naturally she didn't even look for it.

Seeing Kanalia abandoning herself helplessly, Maple Leaf was not too angry, "I am Kanalia's ideal self, a super excellent housekeeper, so I can naturally understand the consideration of the master."

"Master Kongsuke needs my help with the experiment, and I am willing to help."

Well, in this way, Yoyo and LOVE were deceived by the words of Beep Kongsuke, thinking that doing so would help Amano Yuki and Kurt, while FREE was attracted by the fun machinery and gave himself to meow Playing like a dog, as for Maple Leaf, because of the characteristics of beating the enemy butler, she will obey the second young master's guardian sweetheart.

Sure enough, no matter what, it was Beep Kongsuke who lured Eve and Adam like a snake in the Garden of Eden. Although the method sounds a bit strange, the effect is outstanding.

It can be said that Beep Kongzhu quickly became King with his extremely superior IQ among guardian sweethearts, and then directed other guardian sweethearts around.

And everyone is happy to keep up with such an excellent guardian sweetheart like Beep Kongsuke, and can say in unison, "Sorasuke is really a good person".

Ya Lie Ya Lie, what a hassle.

Why does it feel like this kind of thing happened more than once!