Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Beep Kongsuke is a guardian sweetheart who does great things.

This sentence is derogatory.

They are obviously just guarding sweethearts, but they have a strong curiosity. They seem cruel when doing experiments, but in fact, no one has really suffered irreparable damage during this kind of experiment of protecting sweethearts.

Even if he is tied to an iron bed like LOVE, with many catheters and electrodes on his body, he will be a good man again after putting on the clothes with the middle finger up.

However, Guardian Sweetheart is a pure power body. According to Beep Kongsuke, except for the unsteady dream of the holder of the Soul Egg, it is impossible to die in the true sense.

Therefore, it is very likely that the guarding sweetheart did not suffer irreversible damage because of the mercy of the assistants of Beep Kong.

But it can indeed be said that a brainwashing expert completely made other guardian sweethearts "voluntarily" participate in the guardian sweetheart experiment, and would say good things to him afterwards.

However, the actions of Beep Kongsuke did not stop after I found out, and even became more daring, and put black hands on other people who beat up the enemy.

As for the reason why the servant who beat up the enemy didn’t find out, it’s because the guardian sweetheart and the items carried by the guardian sweetheart are impossible to be seen by adults, but if it’s like when Yoyo and Amano transform from snow, his new appearance It will also be seen by ordinary people.

In different places, I saw Bipbee Kongsuke manipulating a small mosquito-shaped machine to shuttle around the house of the beating enemy, and he could get a few drops of blood from time to time.

However, if the needle tube is smashed into the skin, there will be a feeling, but the needle tube is coated with a high concentration of anesthetic, so it is not felt at all.

It can't be said that the setting is very magical. After the guardian sweetheart and the human transform, it is equivalent to a human being who has been buffed. It is normal for adults to notice it.

After knowing this feature through some experiments, Beep Kongsuke made the most of it.

Because the mechanical mosquito used to collect blood is the ability that Bibi Kongsuke has.

Not only is it a mechanical mosquito, but the instruments used for the experiment before are all provided by Bipbee Kongsuke. Compared with Yoyo, there is only a microphone, and LOVE only has a light board on the top of the head, and FREE is a bachelor, with nothing but ears and a tail. , and Maple Leaf is the baton that comes with it.

Beep Kongsuke's ability is BUG compared to them, he has an extremely large mechanical group.

"The things I have invented and the equipment I have used are all here," Beep Kongsuke touched his chin, "Maybe this is the legendary 'Treasure of Kings'?"

Don't touch the porcelain golden glitter casually, although I don't like golden glitter, but his kind can only be regarded as the work library of a mad scientist.

Of course, in order to find out the ability of Beep Kongsuke, this is the answer I got after a rock-paper-scissors game with him.

Beep Kongsuke turned off the telepathic transmission machine. It is still difficult to win him. It is entirely relying on eyesight to see clearly the movement of the moment the fist deforms. In this regard, I still have extremely strong strength.

Even after losing, Beep Kongsuke showed an expression that I couldn't understand, "Well, I really miss it, the long-lost match, and the current victory and defeat is 821 to 0."

What, it's obviously only 1 to 0.

But looking at his appearance, I didn't say anything to refute, so let's just treat him as a loser.

Beep Kongsuke showed me his research results at this time.

There was a black hole of another dimension behind him. He leaned half his body in it, made a crackling sound as if he was rummaging for something, and then took out a laptop computer from it.

I turned on the computer and had to type in the password. I didn't intend to pay attention to this, but I accidentally caught a glimpse. The number in the second half is my birthday 816, but it's just a very common secret. I usually want to get lucky. Use this number.

Beep Kongsuke turned the screen to me, and there were some complicated icons or numbers inside.

"Because there are a lot of samples, the research on the ability of thinking is also going smoothly," said Beep Kongsuke, "but it would be better if someone can personally participate, but the blood can't make a big breakthrough."

Hey, hey, it's not enough to toss and protect the sweetheart, do you still want to attack our servant who beat up the enemy?

Abandoning some difficult scientific theorems and the like, Bibi Kongsuke just wants to tell me that he invented a one-time-use mind ability booster.

That is to strengthen the mind ability several times in five seconds, but it may be weak for three to five days later. If it is used to escape in a critical moment, it is indeed a good mind ability booster. is a good way.

In addition to the mind ability booster, Beep Kongsuke also invented a one-time use mind ability disappearer, which can be inserted on the top of the head to maintain a state of no mind ability for an hour.

Hearing this, my mind moved, and I looked at Beep Kongsuke, but when I saw the two metal rods in his hand with two lumps of SHI-like things stuck in them, my interest disappeared immediately.

This is a spoof, right?

Especially after Beep Kongsuke said, "It's just a finished product, no one has tried it at all", I feel that this guy is just playing with people.

After letting it go, it was today that Beep Kongsuke finally put his poisonous hands on Shiba.

When everyone was eating, they climbed onto Xiba’s hair, cut off a section of hair with small scissors under the watchful eyes of everyone, and then waved this hair as a flag towards me like a bravado.

Cut with scissors instead of pulling out directly, because although the guardian sweetheart can't see it, the damage caused will also be painful.

Qi Ya noticed this situation, and the soup that was still in his mouth was sprayed out in one gulp, even though he was choked, he wanted to laugh and was choked to his organs, so he blushed.

"Qi Ya?" Shiba turned his head to stare at Qi Ya who was obviously very strange, "Is there anything wrong with me?"

"No, dad." Qi Ya tried hard to hold himself tight, and said with a smothered smile, "Your hairstyle is still very unique."

[It’s just that there’s one stupid hair missing. 】

Well, in this lion head shape, it's really amazing that he can still tell which one is Shiba's stupid hair, at least I can't tell it at all.

Sure enough, even this kind of place is very suitable to be the head of the family who beat up the enemy.

Then Qi Ya quietly gave Mi Chi a thumbs up under the dining table.

Mi Chike, who was sitting across from him, didn't have such a tacit understanding with Qi Ya, he didn't look under the table at all, but just stared at his guardian sweetheart doing such appalling things, his heart rate almost jumped to one hundred and two.

Fortunately, Xiba is not a hearing ability, and he can't hear Mi Ji's inner voice from such a distance.

[Fortunately, Dad can't see Guardian Sweetheart. 】

At this time, he was still worried about the safety of Bippi Air Assistant.

But this is also normal.

Miji's obsession with machinery and science allows him to save time and money to save money and buy some materials to make Gundam while playing games in the Sky Arena, because Beep Kongsuke really has real talents and future prospects I support this kind of thinking.

Mi Ji's favorability towards his guardian sweetheart, Beep Kongsuke, rose "boom boom boom".

Even though Bibi Kongsuke sneered at the Gundam he made before, and scolded him as Sanmao without swearing, Mi Ji was not upset at all, and felt that Bibi Kongsuke was right. There is no progress along the way.

In addition to the group of brainwashed guardian sweethearts, Mi Ji is also the number one fan of Beep Kongsuke.

Only when Mi Ji surpassed himself so much in ability that he couldn't catch up, would he put on a shy face like he is now, and will not fight back if he is beaten.

However, Beep Kongsuke didn't do anything, he just used his smiling face and tongue that didn't swear at others to belittle the joke from head to toe to nothing.

It's useless to count on Miji, he has almost regarded Bippi Kongsuke as the God of Mechanics.

Of course, Qiya is also the same. He said that his guardian sweetheart was trained from a cat to a dog before. He just dislikes his guardian sweetheart. It is too strange to think that he will be attracted by such an inexplicable machine.

Then he himself stared at the robot holding the ball of yarn and gliding his guardian sweetheart for an hour.

I went to see Yoyo wearing an exoskeleton again.

"I feel that this exoskeleton machine looks very handsome." Qi Ya was eager to try it, "I also want to try it, how far can I achieve with my strength and the exoskeleton machine."

All in all, the person who beat the enemy can't be saved, so he can be carried down and buried.

But you can still rely on Shiba.

Shiba would not ignore these incredible places, put down his chopsticks, and said in a deep voice, "What did your guardian sweetheart do?"

If you don't feel it at all, you will directly think that it is the guardian sweetheart, very keen.

Both Qi Ya and Mi Ji were taken aback. Although their father called Shiba in such an affectionate way all the time, they were still quite afraid of Shiba in essence, and they trembled all over.

Qi Ya immediately stabilized himself at this time, showing the demeanor of the future patriarch, and stabilized himself, "It's nothing, Dad, I just thought of a joke."

He gave Mi Ji a secret signal again, but Mi Ji was really not very good at this, he couldn't lie as freely as Qi Ya, he hesitated and couldn't speak.

Shiba added a little bit of mind pressure, and the Miji and Qi Ya who are doing here are all Muggles who don't have mind power, and their endurance is very weak.

But as expected, Beep Kongsuke has a very strong personality charm, but I think it should be a brainwashing magic, but they all stared at the pressure, gritted their teeth and didn't say a word.

"He took my hair." Shiba said when he saw the twisted strands of hair twisted in a strange posture in the sky.

Everyone was relieved.

However, Mi Ji still defended his guardian sweetheart with a few words, but he didn't say that he didn't mean nonsense, and these words were useless to Shiba.

Mi Ji just said, "Sorasuke is very powerful. He invented the Mind Ability Booster and Mind Ability Disappearer just by collecting everyone's blood."

When he talked about the effects of these two products, Shiba raised his eyebrows with interest.

As the host who beat the enemy, it is impossible not to know the functions of these two machines. The former can make a last-ditch effort when both sides are injured, and the latter can perfectly pretend to be an ordinary person to sneak in.

"But there is still no tested version." Mi Ji said that the voice here is much lower.

"Then let's try it." Sheba said, "Don't lie to me, Miji, or you and your guardian sweetheart will know the consequences."

Mi Ji swallowed nervously.

Because their telepathy was so annoying, I started a private group chat.

[Don't be afraid, it's ridiculous, Dad can't see Guardian Sweetheart, so it's impossible to hurt him. As for you, you can stay in the basement for ten days and a half months at most. 】Qi Ya comforts Mi Ji.

【Not like this,】It was the voice of beep beep Kongsuke who inserted forcefully, his device can actually forcefully intervene in our group,【Guardian sweetheart is the belief that the egg holder of the soul plus Kusuo's super power The key to ability generation is actually belief. 】

[Beating Dike also has a person called Yiermi, he can insert needles to make others forget, if Miji forgets his dream, I will disappear too. 】

Obviously Yier fans are not here, but Beep Kongsuke even knows the abilities that Yier fans haven't shown yet.

Everyone didn't speak, and their expressions were very dignified.

But Beep Sorasuke himself still had a smiling face, he didn't care about it at all, [Kusuo don't worry, the machine I made is perfect. 】

After the threat, Shiba started to eat again. After the others finished eating in fear, everyone moved to the training ground.

Shiba called two servants and used two instruments invented by Bipbe Kongsuke.

These two instruments were made by Beep Kongsuke using the materials in the funny room, so they can be seen by others.

Although these two instruments have always been said to be mechanical, I thought they might be some kind of injection at first, but they are not injections, but they don't look like instruments, but rather strange decorations Taste.

As I said before, the disappearing device is a lump of SHI, with a long needle-like thing underneath, almost as long as an adult's index finger.

The holder is completely invisible, it looks like wings of wings, but it is completely distorted and deformed, and there is a bulging ball underneath, with a completely unknown shape, and there are the same needles underneath.

Under Shiba's order, the two servants tied this thing on top of their heads without hesitation.

The person who uses the booster is the ability user of the release system. The original ability is to eject one's own energy like a marble. It must be hit within a three-meter range. Because of this setting, the attack strength It's not strong, but after wearing the holder, the force of the ejection is 5 times that of the original, and when it hits the special wall, there are two deep pits on the knuckles, which can't leave any traces at all.

At the same time, the servant who uses the eliminator can't use his mind ability no matter what. When observing him with "Concentration", he is completely an ordinary person.

Hey, hey, this kind of product looks like a joke, but it is really useful, and it is very effective.

Beep Kongzhu is famous for being the most disgusting but super powerful scientist who guards the sweetheart and beats the enemy.