Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

I have superpowers since I was born. It is no exaggeration to say that I have my own mind when I was in Kiqiu's stomach. I can freely decide whether to change from male to female, instead of relying on chromosome XY.

To be honest, I have never experienced hard work so far, everything is so logical.

If I want to see farther, I have "clairvoyance", and if I want to reach the restaurant in an instant, I have "teleportation", everything is at my fingertips.

But I will never deny the efforts and success of others.

Mi Ji can stay up until midnight and has been researching machinery, and the things he makes are also very useful.

When Amano Yuxue was shot flying by me, I caught him immediately.

Well, it’s a bit strange to use this to explain, but this is the only machine that Mi Ji has made recently. It’s really easy to use. I can smash the wall with all my strength and then fly 600 meters. , A little calculation shows how amazing this strength is.

It is incredible that this manipulator can capture Amano Yuxue who is flying at high speed.

The funny tone of Il fans made me very angry.

So much so that he couldn't control his ability to run wild at all. At first, he just wanted to wave his fist at him in protest, but unexpectedly, it immediately turned into a shock wave and roared away, and the trees on both sides were quickly knocked into the air. , Tragicly opened a way.

However, Yiermi and Hisoka dodged before being hit, jumped a few meters away, and landed on the collapsed trees on both sides.

Hisoka looked at the tragedy and whistled.

His red phoenix eyes became bigger, as if he was walking on the side of the road and realized that he had missed [-] billion in cash. Perhaps to him, it was more appropriate to say that it was a golden apple of human flesh.

Probably because he only thought I had the ability to teleport, but he didn't expect that I could generate a shock wave enough to destroy the forest with a wave of my hand, which made him more interested in me.

His eyes were so hot that I immediately teleported away three meters away.

Hisoka's face bulged into a bun, and he said to Yi Ermi like a baby, "Xiao Yi, you didn't even tell me your brother is so interesting."

【Looks delicious (lick)】

[I want to fight. 】

"Shut up, Hisoka."

"I told you, don't do anything to my brother."

Ilmi warned again, and threw a few tacks at Hisoka, but he didn't hold back, and went straight for Hisoka's temple.

"Oh, stingy." Hisoka said while hiding, "But I am patient for you, so just listen to me and go to the Sky Arena to play once."

"Anyway, in the information, the task target of your next order is also a regular customer there."

[And you can earn money back to Xiao Yi. 】

[If you return the money to him, you can fight him. 】

"Or you can fight with me later." Hisoka, who was being chased by Il's nail, was still yelling at him.

"You still owe me 440 nuns." Ilmi interrupted him and said, "First pay off the debt, Hisoka."

These words were like pouring a basin of ice water on Hisoka's head quickly, and then petrified into a piece of stone broken into a ground of money, sticking to Hisoka again, he jumped up, "Obviously 100 million medical expenses, when did it become 440?"

"Have I done a few tasks for you?" Hisoka asked incredulously.

"To be precise, you are messing with me." Yi Ermi said, "It's obviously very simple, just sneak in and kill someone, and it will turn into a big fight with you."

"This needs to give me time and spiritual compensation." Yi Ermi said blankly.

The corner of Hisoka's mouth twitched, and he said strangely, "Your spiritual compensation is so expensive."

"It's not just that," Yiermi said, "You can study compound interest."

After talking about Yiermi, he ignored Hisoka, and Hisoka really had to check it with his mobile phone.

[Compound interest calculation? 】

Knowledge is power. It is very important to read a good book, at least when bargaining with others, you will not be stumped by compound interest.

It seems that Hisoka has added a lot of strange financial knowledge during the time he followed Yiermi.

I originally thought that the Il fans would become the clown Il fans, but if Hisoka was influenced by the Il fans in the end and threw away the poker racks and glasses and became a financial accountant, it would be a great joy.

In such an angry situation, I actually thought about complaining first, it was like engraving complaints in my DNA.

After Ilmi dismissed Hisoka skillfully, he turned his attention to me.

He rushed towards me like a human being seeing Fu Jiang, brushing towards me like a dark cloud, and stood face to face with me in almost a second.

In order not to lose to the crowd, I lifted myself up a few meters, and my line of sight was parallel to that of Yiermi.

Il fans stared at me for a moment, I have never looked at him from this angle.

His eyes are darker than those of all of us who beat the enemy family, like the deepest night, almost no normal human pupils can be seen flashing, but at this moment, it reveals a trace of obvious confusion.

The beautiful brows were slightly frowned, and the expressionless face of the boy and girl who was expressionless except when inserting needles seemed to be filled with "Why?"

This is the first time I've seen him make a big expression, at least for him, it's true that even his eyebrows moved.

For the first time, I can even clearly feel the feelings of Il fans. He really doesn't understand the reason for my anger at all, and even asked aloud.

"Why are you angry, Kusuo?"

"Is there something wrong with what I said?"

Yi Ermi tilted her head slightly, staring at me with some puzzlement and even some grievances.

Tilting his head is also his personal habit, and he often does it when he is in doubt, but we can’t have a personal habit in our profession of beating enemies. It's the second basement that completely reverses this habit.

It has to be said that he is still very serious when doing his job of beating the enemy.

So far in our family, only Il fans seriously want to be a killer.

Seriously, does Shiba really have to not think about it?

When I was angry, I still hadn't forgotten to throw out the name of the next Patriarch who beat the enemy, and I really engraved this matter to the bone marrow.

But having said that, although the heart of Yier fans is still blank, and I can't read my heart out, I should still be a little shaken after doing this kind of action.

Unless he went out for three weeks, in addition to the aesthetic variation, he became a great actor who could treat facial paralysis without relying on acupuncture.

In fact, even if Xiba went to cut off his instant noodle lion head now, it is impossible for Yier fans to triple jump and become superb acting skills. At least in front of his younger brother, he doesn't like to pretend.

Il fans think from the bottom of my heart that I don't need to waste too much time on Mi Ji.

Because untalented parody is unworthy.

Is it okay to use the match or not question in front of family members?

What's more, Mi Ji just can't fight, he is trying to walk on his own path.

Even if they live together and are born with the same parents, it is actually the law of the jungle that ranks family members in a different order.

No, it cannot be said that way, in fact, Yier fans have not changed, and he is very real in this.

For example, when the Golden Hook is patrolling upside down at night, the time spent looking at me is about six times that of Mi Jina.

Yeah, yeah, but I would rather not have this heavy brotherly love.

Obviously, after Yiermi went out, he also learned to serve water, and when he prepared gifts for me, he also prepared cash of the same value for Mi Ji, why is it now the same as before.

I was a little confused and asked Il fans why.

Yi Ermi frowned and thought about it for a while, then clenched his right fist and slapped his open left hand and said, "This is a ridiculous information fee."

"I asked him for information before."

Il fans won't lie to me about this matter, those who lie to me are ridiculous.

Mi Ji realized again that I was a little embarrassed after I was the only one who received the gift from Il fans, and then made up for my mood.

Because Miki is never good at lying in front of me, and I don't go out of my way to think about this omission.

If you think about it carefully, that sentence was also said by telepathy. If it was said by the mouth, it would be embarrassing to think that only I will receive the gift in my mind, and I would also be aware of it.

Miji doesn't use the inspiration to deal with me on wickedness, but to take care of my mood. Why does it make me feel a little sad?

The veil of loving each other that originally existed on beating the enemy was roughly pulled away by Yiermi, revealing the cruel truth, and I couldn't be regarded as ignorant at first, just because of the joke No matter how I was treated, I could always get comfort in my hometown of Two-dimensional, so I just ignored it.

I myself probably belong to the favored and gifted younger brother and will always be confident.

I don't think I can ask Il fans to do anything for Miji's party now, if it is not voluntary, even if I use teleportation to tie her back, it would be a humiliation to Miji.

"What do you think of Miji?" I asked.

"Brother." Yi Ermi answered without any hesitation.

He may have a different concept of younger brothers and relatives than I do.

I gave up and took a look at Yiermi, and I didn't want to explain to him why I was angry, even if I did, he wouldn't understand.

Directly teleport back to the mansion of beating the enemy.

Beating the enemy was in chaos, and I knew from Sanmao's voice that they were looking for me.

Have I been discovered after I disappeared for less than 10 minutes?

I was always beating enemies and wandering around, but it's normal for people to pay attention to me all the time. Next to Mi Ji, there are often two servants in the dark, but I like to get rid of them.

I asked Sanmao not to reveal my traces, and I used "invisibility" to look down from a high place and look at our house.

The servants were running around looking for me, and they were in a hurry.

Kiqiu didn't stay in his dressing room either.

Xiba even sits in charge personally, frowning like a mountain.

There are ridiculous drones patrolling everywhere.

But are they so special to me because of my talent? If the antics disappear, will they react so quickly?

Because of the matter of Il fans, I have doubts.

What is it like to beat an enemy?

How do Xiba and Kiqiu view their children?

Is it really only naturalism like Il fans?

【What are you doing? 】

At this time, a funny heart came.

Instead of standing in front of the computer and operating those drones, he stood in front of the window, staring at me through the window and asked.

Mi Chi found that I was also normal. He had failed in the previous hide-and-seek, and he also took me seriously to do some experiments. Although he was a "ghost" at the time, he was also tossed by Il fans, and I agreed with compassion over this matter.

For example, my current state of "invisibility" has been thoroughly studied by Miji, and ordinary infrared rays have a weak effect on me, but after Miji disassembled and reassembled the infrared rays on the market, it became Got a "stealth" camera that can see through me.

Although Xiba and Kiqiu are very powerful, as long as I am in the "invisible" state, my breath is automatically hidden. If I don't take the initiative to look at them, the probability of being discovered is very low.

It has to be said that this is a victory of modern technology.

After discovering me, Mi Ji didn't report to Xiba and Kiqiu immediately, nor did he ask me what I was doing, but just asked.

[Don't play stealth if you have nothing to do, it's making such a big fuss at home. 】

[I went to find Il fans. ] I said to Mi Ji.

Mi Ji opened his eyes wide in surprise, and asked three questions in a row.

[You can teleport away from home now? 】

【Your teleportation can only go to the place you see? 】

[He actually went directly to the elder brother? 】

【You won't be getting more and more angry when you think about the big brother's hairstyle, so rush over to shave him? 】

[Hahaha, it's easy to shave big brother's hair, but mom is going crazy again. 】

There was a long list of ridiculous blah blah blah blah, and I didn't have the mournful energy of yelling "Idiot Kusuo" in front of me before.

Because of the "pocket money" criminal record, I felt that the other party was gagging again to take care of my emotions.

[But how did you do it? 】 Miji asked.

I didn't explain it, and I honestly don't know why I was able to do it all of a sudden.

The increase in my strength seems to be nothing special. Sometimes it increases for no reason, and sometimes it is promoted by myself wanting a stronger consciousness. However, I wanted to get the ability to conjure coffee jelly out of thin air. No success either.

You can never get what you want.

A whole bunch of unwanted ones.

Probably the only advantage is that after the power is strong, the level of mind ability user who beat the enemy can block my power grid, and now I can pass through unimpeded.

Instead of answering the ridiculous question, I asked instead.

[Your money is actually intelligence fees, why did you lie to me that it was a gift from him? 】

Mi Ji was taken aback for a moment, as if he didn't understand why I said this all of a sudden.

[How long has it been, do you still care about this? 】

Mi Chi touched his nose in embarrassment.

[Don't be so arrogant, okay, I definitely didn't say that because of you. 】

You have already made the habitual gesture of touching your nose in a lie, and you still say nonsense words to deceive me?

I squinted and looked at Miji.

Mi Ji also remembered his standard actions, and quickly put down his hands.

[Okay, but I have always tacitly assumed that the information fees given by my elder brother are all gift fees. 】

Mi Ji explained, [My hacking skills are actually still inferior to the intelligence department that beat the enemy. Of course, it’s only now, and I can’t tell in the future. 】

[I will definitely become a famous hacker in the future. 】

After saying important things three times, Mi Ji emphasized that his future self will be the king of intelligence before continuing.

[But every time the eldest brother asks me for information first, and then gives me the information fee. ] Mi Ji scratched his chin and said, 【Obviously, we don’t need to pay for the use of the intelligence network for beating the enemy, it is provided by the family’s internal funds. 】

【You also know that big brother is so greedy for money, and he is willing to spend money to buy information from me, so it must be a twist. 】Mi Ji continued, 【So I always thought it was the big brother's pocket money, and then read it as information fee. 】

It would make sense if you simply regard this as a post-training reward for Il fans.

Is this good intentions?

I do not understand.

【And my information is not necessarily sure to be correct, although I will always attach a report on the investigation of beating the enemy when I give it to the eldest brother. ] Mi Ji said [but he still calls me every time. 】

[I think the eldest brother should still trust me. ] Mi Ji said with a sigh.

Listening to the ridiculous words, I suddenly didn't know what was going on with Yiermi.

I don't know if it's because people's hearts are complicated, or because of Il fans.

But at least I know a little bit, I can read minds, but it doesn't mean I can understand people.

As a one-year-old and four-month-old baby, this is a bit too difficult. I think it needs to be judged by Miji. I just want to talk to Miji about the Yier fans.

At this time, there was a sudden violent wind behind him.

I quickly turned my head to look, and saw Xiba suddenly jumping up behind me, and he was attacking me quickly with a net bag in his hand, and I couldn't dodge it at all.

The cooling time for teleportation has not yet expired.

Like the kind of net bag used to spread butterflies, it covered me all at once.

This is a net bag made of pure white silk thread, but it is not woven finely, revealing a hole two fingers wide in the middle of each thread, and the space inside is quite large, enough for three of me, even Even stacking arhats can't reach the end.

The material of this net also seems special, it is very sticky, my feet are stuck to it, I can only take off my socks and use the floating technique to float myself up, but before breaking through this net, Shiba has already put the The long net bag was tied in a knot.

"Catch one runaway brat," Xiba said.

"Is it fun at Yiermi?" Shiba tapped my forehead with his fingers through the net.

This net is really special, Shiba's fingers are in the gaps of the net, but they don't touch my forehead as if there is some obstacle.

It's not surprising that Xiba knows that I'm in Ilmi, and Ilmi will definitely report to him my character of teleporting past.

"What do you think?"

"It looks like something is wrong."

After talking nonsense, I counted the time, and my teleportation arrived.

Run away from this situation like a rare big butterfly being swooped on.

...Oops, failed, I'm still in the net.

"This is the mind power of the man with the mind ability. If you expand the net, the intensity of the corresponding trap will be reduced." Xiba said, "This is the normal form of the net, and you should not be able to escape. "

Unable to escape with teleportation, and don't want to be sticky by this net, I can only float in the center of the net pocket.

"How did you find me?"

In order to prevent Shiba from finding out, I didn't even give them a look.

Shiba stroked his chin and said, "Mi Chi has been standing by the window."

"His machine has infrared on it."

When I was chatting with Mi Ji, he discovered me with infrared rays, and then did this kind of sneak attack from behind.

While we were talking, Shiba quickly fell from the sky and fell to the ground. Originally, his mind power could not fly, but he rushed to the sky with the recoil force after the mind power was compressed. It was physics that returned to the earth and fell quickly with the acceleration of gravity, and even smashed a hole on the ground because of the force.

The whole process was very exciting, but I floated cross-legged in the center of the net without changing my hairstyle.

When Shiba fell to the ground, Kiqiu had already rushed over. She screamed and wanted to hug me, as if she wanted to keep a lost and found treasure, but Shiba stopped her.

"Kiki, I want to talk to Kusuo first."

She clearly said to Kikyo that she wanted to have a good talk with me, but in fact Shiba left me with Michi who was already waiting at the door as soon as she entered the mansion.

Mi Ji hugged me in a hurry, he seemed a little flustered, and his tacit understanding with me was gone. His correct approach should be to ignore me and let me float with the levitation technique.

Probably because I was too flustered to forget this point, my hair is in close contact with the net, I hope the net of the psychic can be untied, I don't want to cut my hair and become a new enemy-beater.

Especially during this period of time when all fans of Yier become Sakyamuni Gomo Gantou, I don't even want to become an inchhead.

There is always a level where it will be interpreted as his hairstyle.

"Let's talk about it first." Shiba waved his hand like a very unreliable adult and let him go.

This is revenge!

If this is the case, you can pretend that you didn't notice me before, and let me use "invisibility" to float in the sky and chat with Miji. There is no need to hold a big net bag for me in full view return.

Am I being embarrassed?

I'm going to curse Sheba's hair turning pink tomorrow.

I was carried back to his room by Mi Ji, he frantically released me from the net, but my hair still stuck to the net.

"What should I do with this? Should I cut it off?" Mi Ji asked.

"It's okay." I brushed my hair and fished the net behind my head. The too long net fell to the ground along my back, as if I was wearing a long fishnet hair accessory.

"You look like you have a fishnet braid." Mi Ji looked up and down my new look, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

I said speechlessly, "If you want to laugh, you can laugh."

Hearing what I said, Mi Ji immediately failed. He didn't think that what I said was a polite remark. He laughed so hard that he beat his chest on the ground.

After laughing for 3 minutes, I calmed down under my poker indifferent face.

"Sorry, Kusuo, I have received professional training, and I usually don't smile unless I can't help it." Mi Ji said with a big grin.

Why don't I believe this, obviously the expression cells of the whole family were transplanted, and he also said before that he was the boy who brought the whole enemy-beating expression online by himself.

"Okay, let's get down to business." Mi Ji sat up and said incredulously, "You actually ran to find Big Brother?"

"I thought you ran away from home, so I went to count how many pairs of your golden trousers were missing." Mi Ji continued.

There is no need to say the second half of the sentence. It is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people that I ran away from home and became gold pants.

Now I am no longer the Kusuo who needed to be the golden trousers. I am now Kusuo Saiki, um, the name of the beater is really easy to use.

Especially when the yin and yang are strange.