Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

The topic went back to before, about why Mi Ji lied that it was pocket money given by fans of Il.

"Well, um, because it's always been like this before." Miji's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally raised his hand and said, "Okay, I'll show my cards."

"I found that you care about this very much." Mi Ji said, "The incident last time was a little too concerned about my emotions."

It refers to the sudden depression of Mi Ji, and then he said fiercely that he wanted to become a "mechanical killer", because that time I discovered the double standard everyone had on me and Mi Ji.

Am I paying too much attention?I didn't realize it myself.

If I had to say it, I actually hated being treated special.

Possessing multiple superpowers, even ordinary passers-by who are not beating up enemy Hakkas will be envious of this, but after being spoiled by Yuki Amano last time, I fell into an unparalleled boring situation. I found that superpowers do not actually mean hapiness.

Human life needs entertainment, but entertainment also includes a sense of surprise.

I'm so bored that I can raise Ilmi as a traveling Sakyamuni brother, and it's enough to see the intense boredom in life.

Usually, at times like this, I would only give some eye contact because of the coffee jelly, and the rest of the time must be spent watching detective dramas.

But if Mi Ji says this about me, it might be a bit too Versailles.

Does he know how many people are queuing up to get a look from me?

Say this to Il fans, don't lock you up in the basement for three months because of Versailles, I... I really have to call Saiki Kusuo, this time it's really not a name for beating up the enemy.

Mi Ji didn't hear my complaints and continued on.

"You actually care about my mood, you are really out of tune with the beating enemy, just like a disgusting good old man."

"It's disgusting!" He emphasized again loudly.

"But," Mi Ji paused, his face flushed a little, and he seemed a little embarrassed to say it out of his mouth, he opened and closed his lips several times but couldn't make a sound, so he had to speak from his heart.

[I still like this set very much. 】

[Damn it, I actually said it. 】

It's strange that Xinsheng uses the word "say", since I'm obviously the only audience.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.hhhhh..

Anyway, from top to bottom in our family, except for Kiqiu, Yiermi and me, we are not arrogant, Xiba and Miji are both at the textbook level, and I am very used to the two of them having disagreements from time to time.

But habit does not mean that you will not keep accounts.

I will write this matter down in my little notebook, and Hao and Miji will ask for coffee jelly in the future. It hurts too much not to have my own pocket money, so I can only become a black account gang in my little notebook.

Anyway, we won't be ashamed to beat the enemy.

"I didn't expect you to go to Big Brother to argue. To be honest, I thought you were getting angry when you saw Big Brother's hairstyle, and you teleported over with scissors to shave his head. Anyway, it's not the first time for you. Do it."

What do you mean I didn't do it for the first time

The previous time was completely "leakage of super energy", it was an accident.

I'm really not interested in my brother's hair, and I don't know why I can shave his hair so accurately.

I had a theory with Mi Ji.

"Okay, okay," Mi Ji said, "The topic is off."

"We always talk on wrong topics when we talk together." Mi Ji coughed twice, "Say it again."

"I'm really fine," Mi Ji paused, and hugged his chubby self with both hands, "In fact, if my elder brother suddenly became intimate with me, I'd be covered in white sweat from fright, even if I'm a nerd The me who is at home, who has never considered leaving home, will also run away from home."

"That's definitely the end of the world." Mi Ji said with a shudder when he thought of the thick black air that Yiermi was emitting from him.

At least there is nothing wrong with saying that I was holding myself in front of Ilmi. If I think about it this way, I, who teleported to Ilmi to make a theory, and was noticed by Hisoka, was really at a disadvantage. I have to comfort me with coffee jelly.

Keep the accounts first, just remember that two coffee jellies, no, three, or five is not bad.

"What are you thinking?" Mi Ji asked quietly.

"I want to ask you how many coffee jellies you want." I replied subconsciously.

Turning around, I saw Mi Ji looking at me speechlessly, "You really like coffee jelly."

"Of course." This is the love food of my dreams, but there is no need to talk about it with nonsense.

"I'm so-so about desserts." Mi Ji thought for a while and said, "I prefer potato chips and pizza."

The funny taste is still a bit different from our beating enemies. He also likes to eat desserts, but if he chooses one, he prefers fried food. When the pressure is greater, he eats more aggressively. Now he is more and more like a ball , in addition to stress and obesity, there are also reasons for this diet structure.

And the mainstream of our beating enemies is still desserts. For example, the desserts Xiba bought for me were actually a big cake. He ate half of it and cut two pieces for me.

mean.

Even Il fans who usually eat whatever they want for dinner, occasionally squint their eyes like a cat when they have dessert after eating.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, don't think I don't know.

Kusuo·Beating the Enemy I know everything.

Mi Chi and I had an argument over fried food and desserts, and the atmosphere finally returned to some time ago.

"What happened to you before?" But I was still puzzled by Miji's state when he knew he had younger siblings, "You won't hate me after I was born, will you?"

"Hmm..." Mi Ji dragged his voice, looked left and right, no matter where he looked, he would see me floating past, and Mi Ji couldn't hide before he said: "Well, I really hated it at the beginning you."

"Please, don't stare at me like that, I was only four years old at that time."

Mi Ji briefly described his state of mind at that time.

According to the arrow to visualize it is ↗↘↗.

The four-year-old Mi Ji is very difficult to deal with Yier fans. Due to physical limitations, it is difficult for him to fulfill the expectations of Yier fans. Obviously, what Yier fans can easily accomplish, but he can't do it anyway.

So under a lot of pressure.

"At that time, I felt that I was trash, and I couldn't do anything well." The little adult Mi Ji said with a sigh, "I always feel that my parents and elder brother are very disappointed in me."

It is very rare for him to come out of the second illness, and let people see the powerlessness hidden under the second illness to deal with reality.

But in the fight against the enemy, the jokes should only be shown in front of me.

"I was relieved to know that my mother was pregnant." Mi Ji rubbed his forehead embarrassingly, "Everyone's attention has been diverted from me."

"Although I was a little jealous of everyone's attention to the child who was still in the womb, I was still a lot more relaxed at that time."

"In order to alleviate the guilt of being a shield for the unborn you, I also made you a lot of toys, but only one rattle is used, and the others are unconsciously made into mechanical firecrackers."

This guy, he made a toy into a fire bomb to blow me up to the sky?

"However, after you were born, you showed amazing talents. Everyone is amazed at your telepathy, teleportation, and levitation skills. Everyone is praising you as a genius who beats the enemy once in a thousand years..."

"Well, I'm just a little sour lemon." Mi Ji gestured with his index finger and middle finger and emphasized, "It's not jealousy."

"Because you took the initiative to chat with me about anime, it's hard for me to get along with you." Mi Ji clasped his hands together, raised his head slightly and said.

What is this two-dimensional pride.

I'm actually not interested in Two-dimensional, I'm in the detective circle, and I only started watching anime because of the detective anime "Eternal Elementary School Detective".

I have been around Two-dimensional all the year round because of the jokes, and I just talk about a few jokes.

By the way, the most used one is to laugh at Shiba with "The Linear Equation in Two Variables".

"You should be thankful that I am the only one who cares about you the most in the whole fight against the enemy." Mi Ji declared with his head upright, "Only I can say, 'Do whatever Kusuo wants to do'."

That's true, Mi Ji was indeed the only one who fully supported my decision when I ran away from home.

He just didn't want to run away from home with me, he thought he would go hungry.

Come on, the person who beat the enemy can still be hungry outside?

He's probably the first beat-up guest to give up and run away because he'll feel like he won't be able to eat.

A bit of beating the enemy's soul, just want to run away from home!

That's right.

It just so happens that my current teleportation ability has been upgraded. We can run away from home and then come back for three meals, creating a new mode of beating enemies and running away from home.

I was about to talk about this with Mi Ji, and Mi Ji continued talking.

"So, I don't have any feelings for my mother's younger brother or sister at all," Mi Ji sighed, "Anyway, that's how I am. It doesn't make any sense for me if his talent is good or bad."

"I'm just worried about you, Kusuo." Miji stared at me very seriously.

Worries flashed in those cat eyes, he looked very serious, completely different from the usual sloppy look.

"why?"

"After you lose it, you will find that what you got before is very important." Mi Ji said, "I hope you will never experience this feeling in your life."

Is this the second brother's love?

I'm still a little touched.

But I still want to say, "You look disgusting like this."

"Hey, you're too much," Mi Ji immediately yelled at me, "Well, forget it, I feel a little sick too."

"In short, if my mother gave birth to a child with silver hair, good talent, and even superpowers," Mi Ji said, "everyone who beats the enemy will quickly take their eyes off you, they are such realistic guys Lah, I know you probably don't care, but I worry that you'll be sad when you really feel the gap."

After saying this, Mi Ji's face immediately turned red with a "boom", even the tips of his ears.

"Okay, okay, you can laugh at me as much as you want now."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Sure enough, I should use a two-dimensional way to express my kindness, and I said, "No, second brother, I'm very happy."

Mi Ji's eyes widened, and he rummaged through his closet to find a JK, "Can you wear this dress and tell me again when you grow up?"

"I can transform you into a moon hare."

...He'd better roll with his surroundings.

I stuffed Miji into his wardrobe and left his room, not surprised to find that Wutong was guarding the door.

Wutong bowed slightly to me and said, "Third young master, the master is waiting for you."

I nodded, and didn't intend to stay on the stroller he was pushing, so I teleported directly to Sheba's study.

Xiba was sitting cross-legged on the tiger skin blanket, his expression was the same as before, and he couldn't tell if he was angry.

After thinking about it, I sat on my old seat, and floated cross-legged opposite Shiba, where my eyes were just parallel.

It still seemed a little imposing, so I lifted the tiger's head on the tiger skin blanket with my thoughts, and sat on the tiger's head.

Losers do not lose.

On the negotiating table, there is a saying that the guy who speaks first loses, but it is only when the strength of the enemy and us is about the same. Although I don't want to admit it, it is a fact. The current Shiba is indeed much stronger than me.

Shiba also made the first move without any hesitation, "How about Yiermi?"

"Didn't you send someone to follow them?" There is no need to ask knowingly about such things.

"No," Xiba quickly denied, "You can apply for the hunter certificate at the age of 12, and there is no need for us to keep an eye on it all the time."

"What's more, Yierfan is a very good killer." Shiba said, "He will evaluate his own strength, and then always put his own life first."

"Because this is the knowledge engraved in the bone marrow that we gave him, I don't worry that his life will be in danger." Xiba seemed to be caught in the memory, his eyes became distant, and the memory seemed to return to Yiermi's childhood.

"Ilmi is the first child of Kiju and I." Shiba said with a sigh, "As the eldest son, we have high hopes for him."

"Ilfan is also very good, his talent is outstanding, and he absorbs knowledge very quickly," Shiba said, "We are very strict with his education, and before he knows it, Ilfan has changed from a small black group to what he is now. I think talent and strength are paramount in beating the enemy.”

"When Mi Ji was born, I was always looking forward to his arrival, but you also know what happened later."

"Although this is true, I don't deny my disappointment and ignorance of Miji," Xiba put his gaze on me, "but no matter what, Miji is also my child, and I will take care of him. I think Yi Er fans think the same way.”

"He needs to be given time to study."

In fact, what he said should be related to Mi Ji, and I am not Mi Ji's spokesperson.

Maybe being a father also needs to study, but I have to say that it is useless to read Shiba's educational books after learning so much.

With Shiba, it can be roughly attributed to the fact that he is talking and I am listening, and the actual effect is probably "0".

I will not make judgments for Mi Ji, nor will I express my inner thoughts for him.

In the final analysis, this is his own business, and I can't interfere.

I thought for a while and said, "There is no conflict between me and Il fans, the key is the joke."

"They'll take care of it," Sheba said.

It's the same as if he didn't say anything, unless Mi Ji can beat up Yi Ermi, otherwise the result will be the same.

If Mi Ji wants to do it, I can also help, after all, I am the strongest except for beating the elder monsters of the enemy.

After Shiba finished talking about the ridiculous things, he turned to me and said, "You can go anywhere in the world with teleportation and clairvoyance, but I hope you can stay at home for the time being."

If there were no words from Xiba, my original plan would be to go down the mountain with Mi Ji after listening to Xiba's nonsense.

Teleportation, the highest.

I can go wherever I want now.

Let him talk like Shiba, I am not a good boy, just nod casually to deal with it.

However, Xiba saw my perfunctory, and gave me a brainstorm with his index finger, "Don't force me to lock you up."

With that net still above my head?

Don't even think about using the same trick on me a second time.

Shiba said, "You know I can catch you the first time, and I can catch you the second time."

Hearing this, I was a little unhappy.

Although he still looked expressionless, Shiba is a tenth-level player who reads the atmosphere around Il fans, and he is also very good at facing me, knowing that I didn't take him to heart at all.

Shiba sighed, "It's too tiring to stare at you all day, and Kikyo will be angry if you are covered with a net for a long time. She wants to pick up your previous game of peek-a-boo."

Nope, even though Ilmi is gone and I don't want to play peek-a-boo with Kiki, she's actually as serious about it as Ilmi.

"Look at me." I said.

"Well, a baby with super powers." Sheba said, "It can be used for training."

Don't backstab me with superpowers at times like this.

"Let's talk about the training. I told Kiqiu not to be so anxious."

Ok?

Shiba would be so kind.

I stared at him suspiciously.

"I'm doing it for your own good."

"Just telling you, you won't understand, so how about it, I'll take you out for a stroll in the afternoon, um, and Mi Chi will go too."

Do we really have to go out together?

No matter what kind of ideas Shiba has, it's not bad for Mi Ji and me.

"Will you pay?" I stared at Sheba.

It's impossible for him to be thinking about the pocket money of Wu Ji Wu Bai Si and Lu Wan San Qian 820, one and fifty cents.

Don't ask me why I can be accurate to two decimal places. It's definitely not because I want to buy coffee jelly with the money, but because I reported it to me to show off.

The corners of Xiba's mouth twitched when he heard this, "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Very good, traveling at public expense.

Funny and many expensive materials can be bought.

For me, just buy coffee jelly, which is only 50 yuan, which is a small amount for Shiba.

Even if you buy a hundred, it's only 5000 million, just sprinkle water.

Great, prepare coffee jelly to feast on.