Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Seeing that they didn't speak, I was about to tell my purpose.

But Yiermi spoke before me.

"Kusuo, why are you here?"

Don't Yier fans feel that it is a little inappropriate to ask this question?

You must have seen me a long time ago, but you still want to put your own nail on my head instead of my thought-killing butterfly.

Is it too late to ask this question now, after you have taken care of your own affairs?

I ignored the Yier fan and turned my attention to grandma.

[Miji's sixth birthday, I want you to go back and celebrate together. 】

Grandma raised her eyebrows in surprise, and looked me up and down, "It's so strange, it's actually for fun."

"But I don't want to see that bad old man at all. He's so annoying at a very old age." Grandma remained dignified, but she could clearly see the disgust in her eyes, and waved her hand, "I'll give it to Mi I have prepared biological gifts, but if you want to go, forget it."

I remember when I was born, grandma watched my parents fight, ate cake and drank wine, and listened to my grandpa's "Beating the Enemy Happy Family" was not very happy?

In this way, it means that I need to help grandma remember.

I remembered Jin's way of dealing with Tsundere, which is to hit a straight ball.

I pointed with my Nianlixu, and the DVD player started up, and there was a melodious singing voice, starting with Jie Nuo's voice, "We are a happy family who beat the enemy~"

【Hate. 】

Don’t bully me when I’m young and ignorant of the world, I have a record in the DVD player, and the first one to speak should be funny, this definitely means listening to this song every day and only listening to this short section of grandpa’s singing repeatedly .

[Is this annoying? 】

Grandma casually pulled out a nail from Yiermi's clothes, and the nail drew an arc in the sky and inserted it perfectly into the switch of the disc player. Even at this angle, the disc inside was not damaged.

I was about to remind my grandma, but before I could use telepathy, she slapped me hard on the back, so hard that she slapped me against the wall.

[It was photographed as rabbit ears, ah Hu. 】

[Ah butterfly, I want to come to that! 】

[I really can't do anything about you, ah Huh, here we come. 】

【Ah! 】

【Hey! 】

【Kusuo! 】

【Hey! 】

【The three of us add up to a happy rabbit cake~】

...Don't let me form the body of a rabbit and sing on my head, you bastard.

There is also the one called "Ah Butterfly", who actually called my name. He is very courageous. When it is his turn to rest, let him experience the hell of beating the enemy.

I rant and tear myself off the wall.

Sure enough, playing straight balls still depends on the person. Probably few people can keep dying like Jin and never die.

Maybe this kind of appearance is suitable for taking this route, Jin looks like a standard boy comic supporting role face.

Grandma's eyes are downcast, but the corners of her mouth are upturned. The background behind her is exactly the same as Ilmi's hide-and-seek, showing a weird "kind" smile, "Kusuo, you won't be able to find a girlfriend in the future if you do this."

[Don't worry, Shiba already has a full understanding of pregnancy stones. 】

Although it was Shiba who explained to me what the pregnancy stone is, and didn't say anything halfway through, but I'm not lying when I say this, I just concealed key information.

As for why I suddenly brought the pregnancy stone into it, it was just to tell my grandma that I was still a baby and that my girlfriend was too early. Using the pregnancy stone to vividly remind the time is still too early, just like I used Sakyamuni to remind Il Mihi Hairstyles are also very appropriate.

However, it is obvious that grandma, like Il fans, did not get the essence of my metaphor, and she didn't even know that the focus was on the pregnancy stone instead of Shiba.

"Xiba, why do you need to know about the pregnancy stone?" Grandma paused and said in a panic, "Isn't Kiqiu pregnant?"

[...Do you want to prepare a bullwhip or a tiger whip? 】

Not dignified at all, grandma.

It seems that Shiba, who thinks that Jiqiu's child is not good enough, uses the pregnancy stone to make Jiqiu pregnant in order to prove that he is good.

Innocents are shot.

Dad, this matter cannot be blamed on me, the metaphor of me as a baby is still very good.

After grandma forgot to block her voice because she was surprised, she realized that there is a baby here who can read minds.

Grandma's face turned to me, and then she shouted in her heart.

【Kusuo, don't read the last sentence. 】

When I said this, it was the same as if Il fans finished talking about themselves first and then asked me "Why are you here", isn't it too late?

[This is grandma's mistake, and I have no way to cut off my memory. 】

[However, if grandma will come to the birthday party, I will also forget about it. 】

I really have to work very hard for the sake of being funny, and I would never do this kind of thing that threatens people with telepathy.

If there is a servant who is inappropriately thinking about beating up the enemy guest, I will not care at all, let alone use this matter as an excuse. Well, if it is too much, I will just go there It's just a cross on the pay slip.

Grandma stared at me, I thought she was going to lose her dignity, but once her hair was brushed, she was very elegant again.

【It’s been a long time since anyone dared to threaten me, and it’s so strange that they threatened me just to let me go to a ridiculous birthday party. 】

"In this case, do you want to try it?" Grandma said with a smile, but I could feel the hidden danger.

"If you can get here, it means that even if you wear the butterfly for killing thoughts, it won't have much effect on your teleportation."

I looked at grandma, waiting for her next sentence, "If you can use teleportation to bring me back to beat the enemy, I will promise you this."

"Play a game of ghost hunting."

[Successful heart, not very dignified, grandma? 】

[When did we beat the enemy with dignity? 】

When they first met, even the hand holding the kitchen knife was obviously not the usual way to hold it, but they raised their little fingers super hard.

Even this detail has to show femininity, why isn't she trying to be dignified?

But it's better not to stimulate grandma, let her find a step like this, like using teleportation to touch her and beat the enemy back together is already relatively difficult, and I don't want to make it more difficult.

After all, the amiable behavior in which the elders play against the younger generation in a general family is simply impossible for us to beat the enemy.

Everyone will just let the child experience failure in an unlimited near-death situation, and then play it in a nasty way.

For example, when Mi Ji was playing hide-and-seek, he kept running and rolling in the woods, and finally he was exhausted and shivered like a dead dog. Along the way, besides being injured all over his body by Yiermi's nails, he also had to Enduring the murderous intent, trembling with fear, even having nightmares at night, but after finally getting through it, he still has to be played by the spirit.

At the last moment of every hide-and-seek, Yiermi stood in front of Miji like a mountain, saying, "Ah, Miji, you lost, how pitiful." , Sanmao, who likes to be clingy the most, will not come close.

Then, before Mi Ji was about to scare himself to death, Xiba asked Wutong to ring the bell representing the end of the game, and said flatly, "Congratulations, you survived."

It's almost like saying "Unfortunately, I didn't go to Santuchuan" in the next second.

There is no necessary link at all, and it should be said that it is more appropriate to say that it is a bad taste, playing with the pleasure of the younger brother and son in the palm of the hand.

All in all, there is something wrong with beating the enemy at this point, even the jokes that have always been at the bottom of the family. After Kiqiu became pregnant, he has already thought of 180 ways to scare them in hide and seek. I was assigned the job of Grimace.

"Kusuo is a big brother in terms of face and momentum." It comes from Miji's words.

Mi Ji dared to say such things to me, it means I am not a fan of Yier.

Of course, I refused such a troublesome thing. I am not interested in whether my brother is playing or doing other things.

But now I never thought that in the future, although I would not play the role of the evil spirit, I would invent a new way to play my younger brother.

Back to the topic, so if you treat this bet as an ordinary game between elders and younger generations, it will definitely not work.

I used the maximum speed of the levitation technique to rush towards grandma, even in terms of vision, it was not much different from a moment, but when I came back to my senses, grandma had already shifted to the other side, and she took a sip of tea gracefully.

So fast.

"If it's just this kind of strength, then there is no way for me to go to the birthday party." Grandma covered half of her face with a fan, but she didn't hide the murderous aura on her body at all.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Totally flawless.

Needless to say grandma's strength, there is no one who is not strong enough to beat up the enemy's family members.

Although my strength and speed are not bad under the blessing of superpowers, grandma can also push the gate of hell. I didn't react to the one that just slapped me, whether it was speed or strength.

Clairvoyance, wind ear, voice of mermaid, telepathy... and the suddenly discovered "banana" that can replace human memory.

Although there are many superpowers, my biggest trump card at present is only teleportation.

But now I can’t use it continuously. In the interval of 5 minutes, even if I use teleportation to reach grandma first, I have to wait for the next 5 minutes to transfer grandma. If I lie on grandma, I don’t have the confidence to survive 5 minutes. Don't be dragged and beaten by grandma to get out.

I looked around, trying to find something I could use.

Nianli rolled up everything that could be rolled up around to find grandma's defense gap, but it didn't have any effect.

I can't say that, I turned my attention to Hisoka.

Hisoka's sense of presence is too strong, the aura around him is full of murderous intent and catches people's sight stickily, which cannot be ignored at all.

He was trembling all over, the poker cards fluttered like butterflies in his hand, and there was a raging fighting spirit all around him, if it wasn't for Ilmi's hand, which represented 4000 million debts on Hisoka On his shoulders, he was afraid that he could rush over like a wild beast.

【Ah, it's so delicious, I want to eat it. 】

The red blood cells in the blood vessels are all expressing the anxious "hunger feeling" and sprinting "wow wow wow" to deliver oxygen.

【Ahhh, I can't bear it anymore. 】

Hisoka stared at me, who was staring at him, with the intention of "I'll eat you if I look at you again".

But it's not impossible to use.

One person can't catch grandma, but what about adding a beast?

I have an idea.

Provoking others is out of my skill tree, but Hisoka doesn't need provocation at all.

I adjusted my angle, and after I sprinted at Grandma several times, Hisoka was placed between the two of us, the third Hisoka-centric swap.

It’s almost like in the game, I deliberately jumped up and down in front of the cold-behind kindergarten children and muttered loudly, “Ah, it’s so fun to play the game.” It is very effective in stimulating people.

When I sprinted towards grandma again, I stopped immediately in the next second.

A poker card rubbed against my toe, and if I took a step slower, it might directly penetrate my foot.

"Add me?~" Hisoka raised his voice at the end, and he licked the joker on his hand. At this time, his originally beautiful face was completely distorted, as if Shura had come into the world.

Without waiting for our response at all, the poker cards in our hands stabbed towards us like sharp swords.