Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Hisoka, in fact, I only caught a glimpse of his battle with Yiermi and Sanmao in the pacifier battle.

If you want to describe it, you can probably only describe it as a lunatic.

He doesn't care about getting hurt at all, and even takes pleasure in it, and also likes to trade injuries for injuries.

Obviously, the last blow could completely avoid Yiermi's attack, but in order to send the playing cards to Yiermi's neck, he ignored Yiermi's ferocious claws, and directly let his hand sink into his chest.

Even if you can tighten your muscles to stop Il fans from really touching the heart, it still looks too painful. Anyway, if it were me, I would never do it, but in fact I won’t grab it just because I want to fight someone else's pacifier.

You must know that when Mi Ji was watching the surveillance video, he almost covered his chest and ran away.

In the end, Hisoka's face remained unchanged and changed into "I'm stealing my chest, hehe, but my poker card is stuck on your neck." This gesture of hurting each other with Il fans, and he can even say hello with ease A few words.

I don't know how far Hisoka has evolved after challenging several psychics one after another.

But provoking Hisoka and letting him join the battle, I have already expected the future development.

Hisoka fired playing cards at grandma and me indiscriminately. Naturally, these playing cards could not harm us. Even though the speed was very fast, it was not very difficult for the two of us to see the trajectory clearly. dodged.

The dense playing cards mess up our sight.

But this is also Hisoka's purpose. Under the cover of the playing cards, he rushed up at an astonishing speed, and in an instant he crossed the table in front of me with one hand propped up.

Compared to grandma, am I more delicious?

It seems that the hand that I teleported to find Yiermi before has been stimulating Hisoka's nerves.

Delicious food is the most delicious when you have to endure it until the last bite, but if it is in front of you, you can't help but lick it twice. This is his personality.

But as food, I was not happy at all, I dodged Hisoka's hand that was slapping me.

Although it was an attack, it looked like it was trying to hurt me. It should have landed on my face, and it was very powerful.

But judging from the little "reading" on my fingers, the bigger purpose is to stick his "flexible love" on my face, that is, I glued it on Sanmao's dog hair so that he can fly in the air. The accusations read lines like chewing gum.

If the "thread" is glued on, with my weight, I'm afraid I will be thrown around, unable to control myself, and become a string puppet in Hisoka's hands.

Of course, without eliminating the butterfly, I am sure that Hisoka will be backlashed by his ability, and then pull the thread to make a baby burst and pull a 12-year-old child.

But here I still avoided his fist first, which made Hisoka's desire for me a step further. He licked his lips, with his hands facing up, but his feet moved forward and backward, making an unexplainable pose. "It's really delicious."

If it is a hot-blooded comic, it will probably shout "I'm on fire!"

But Hisoka only immediately responded with a more violent attack.

But can Hisoka really be included in this kind of ordinary graded manga?Especially after he becomes an adult, is it a situation where he can play?

While dodging Hisoka's attack, I complained.

[It's okay to lick at this time and then put it on the apple tree. 】

【Because Kusuo himself fell into my palm, didn't he? 】

of course not.

"This is a game between Kusuo and I, right?" Grandma's eyes were fierce but she still maintained her elegance, but her tone became low, "Can those who have nothing to do with it leave?"

Although it is an interrogative sentence, it is completely declarative, and there is a danger that it can be read completely.

"No~" Hisoka clearly refused at this time, "I've just started playing."

"Then there's no other way." Grandma's foot force, a movement that was not visible to the naked eye, actually hit Hisoka's back in the next second, "I can only ask you to leave the stage first."

Although Hisoka didn't react to grandma's attack and was shot flying a few meters, but when he hit the wall, he immediately borrowed his strength, and after releasing his strength, he turned his body around and swallowed his throat again. The fishy sweetness in between, the whole process only took three seconds.

"I really spare no effort, but I'm even more excited~"

【...Perverted?What is Shiba doing?Just let Xiao Yi and this guy come out?Won't it spoil my little Yi? 】

Very well, after seeing Hisoka's unnecessary superiority, grandma really fell into a state of beating the enemy until she saw inconceivable and completely incomprehensible creatures, and what's more, the elders' respect for her son Shiba complaints.

Grandma is not like Shiba who still has affection for Hisoka for the sake of Kiqiu's best friend, and launches a fierce attack on Hisoka.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I jumped up directly from behind my grandma, as long as I touch the opponent, it is my victory.

However, in the next second, my grandma's fabric flew across my fingers in an instant, the speed was too fast, and there was no time to react and use teleportation.

"Kusuo, it's not good to take advantage of other people's danger." Grandma backed away three meters, wagging her fingers and said.

Using the term "taking advantage of others' danger" means seeing a non-human fighting madman like Hisoka, do you think it's dangerous, grandma?

Then she really wanted to see the real Hisoka, who was completely inspired to fight.

Hisoka suddenly jumped up from Grandma's side and shot a playing card at her, but Grandma had already noticed it and avoided the playing card that reached the temple.

And when my grandma was still in the state of lowering her waist, I rushed towards her, and my posture became like this, so I couldn't react at all.

But in the next second, grandma supported her body with her hands, stood herself upside down, and her feet immediately whipped up a strong wind like a powerful electric fan, as if they were equipped with spiral legs.

I couldn't find any gaps, so I could only temporarily float to the ceiling to avoid the limelight, in case I was attacked by Hisoka at this time.

As expected of a grandma, wearing this kind of ankle-length skirt can still do this kind of action, and she is very protective of herself. She is obviously in an upside-down state, but the skirt does not fall off against gravity at all, but it doesn’t matter if it falls. , obviously wearing pants under the skirt, like the type who is obviously a lady, but is already preparing to tear the skirt when she is in danger, and then roars and directly rushes to kill.

In fact, Hisoka was completely unstoppable on the ceiling. Anyone here could jump more than ten meters with the jet force of "Nian" casually.

But Hisoka didn't run towards me, but directly attacked grandma.

Mingming's grandma is still in this powerful and invulnerable state.

Hisoka was not worried about getting hurt, and rushed forward without hesitation, and slapped his grandma with a hand blessed by thoughts, and grandma didn't give in, obviously it was the posture of using the casters to make a windmill, but immediately changed the leg position He actually kicked Hisoka directly, right on Hisoka's attacking left arm.

His arm made a terrifying "click" sound, and he backed up several meters. Although he had protected it with "Nian" before, he was kicked until his bones were cracked, and his whole arm hung limply on his waist .

Inside Hisoka's body at the position of his left arm, the streets of the buildings inside the cells were directly cut off into an abyss, but the cells responded very quickly to the emergency, without panic or shouting, and began to save themselves.

This is how many times it takes to be injured to be this efficient.

However, living in the body of Hisoka's fighting madness, the cells are no different from living in a place where volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, and other natural disasters occur all the time. There is such a flat reaction and emergency speed that I feel completely different. question.

It's just that every cell has an expression of "Ah, here it is again, so annoying, the owner of this body is messing around" is too obvious.

Although Hisoka's left arm seemed completely immobile, judging from the city of cells, the damage caused by Godzilla was no less tragic, but Hisoka smiled at this time, with a very low voice The laughter clearly showed his good mood, he used his intact right hand to pull up his sweaty hair, "I caught you~"

Obviously Hisoka stood there without moving, but grandma flew towards Hisoka in the posture of pulling up the weeping willow.

However, grandma was also experienced in many battles, so she reacted immediately, and directly inserted the fan in her hand into the ground, piercing through the tiles and deep into the ground, stabilizing herself.

"It's such an ability." Grandma stared at the thread in her ankle and said, "Are you actually using the method of cutting off your own arm to stick the thread to my body?"

[Even so, you can do this in just a moment of touch. The combat awareness is very good, but would a normal person do this?His personality is too bad, and he is completely unsuitable for the attack style of beating enemies, Kusuo, you are not allowed to learn it. 】

[If you encounter a powerful enemy, it is better to give up the mission and run away at the first time, and go back to your father to get back the place. 】

...I didn't intend to learn this fighting style either.

I have always been crushed by super powers, but now I can't crush it.

But is it really good to start teaching the elders at such a time?

And it's not elegant to say it's back, grandma.

But I can take advantage of it, now grandma and Hisoka are in a stalemate, I just need to take this opportunity to teleport grandma away.

I swooped down on Grandma, but what stopped me was a playing card.

"It can't be like this~" Hisoka said holding the playing cards in his right hand, "I'm not finished yet."

Does this guy still want to fight two when his left arm is broken?

I avoided playing cards, but at the same time I also lost the best opportunity to take grandma down in one fell swoop. Using the fan as a fulcrum, grandma quickly changed her posture. Although she was squatting, there was no gap at all. , It gave me a feeling of "it can be blocked from any angle".

Yeah, yeah, it's bad enough.

Hisoka pulled the thread, but after taking precautions, it is difficult to pose a threat to grandma. She can use the power of the fan to stabilize her body and guard against me at the same time.

But at the same time, because the body is restricted, the range of dodging attacks will be reduced.

If Hisoka would give me cover, maybe I'd be able to bring Granny back to beat the enemy.

【Sisso. 】

I called Hisoka, Hisoka raised his head, and quickly saw my intention, "Huh? Want me to cooperate with you, baby?"

I don’t know where I learned it, but I even called me “Baby”. Unlike Yuyuki Amano, who is purely for the purpose of setting up people and disgusting, Hisoka’s voice is more intimate, but it also makes people feel that he is being stared at. on the danger.

"Then can you pay a price that satisfies me?" Hisoka pointed at me with his right arm while his left arm was scrapped, and couldn't help but straighten his waist.

This guy's lines are too domineering to the president, or perverted, and isn't he only 14 years old?Why do you do such a greasy move?

I want to curse him, the battle target with the highest desire will never get what he wants, such as Il fans, and Kuroro who was targeted by him, including me of course.

I don't know if it was Hisoka's stinky and shameless words that irritated Il fans, or it was my curse that worked so well.

Before I was about to speak, I had been sitting on the chair as a transparent person, obviously we had a hot fight, but Ilmi, who was still drinking tea, let out the teacup and said, "Hisuo, what price do you want Kusuo to pay?" ?”

His tone obviously didn't change, but it was like a gust of wind, which made people shudder. According to the big brother's mood table invented by Mi Ji, it was obviously before he got angry. far away.

But Hisoka did the opposite, even provoking Il fans, "Uh-huh, of course I want Kusuo to do whatever I want~"

"Any, any, oh~"

Obviously just talking about fighting is enough, and he shouldn't be able to ask me to do other strange things, but he uses this kind of statement, obviously to stimulate Il fans.

I don't know if it was the effect of the previous curse. Although he was originally a control freak, but he was very calm, five points of air-conditioning immediately dropped around him. If it is used in game terms, it is like a layer of ice and hell has been arranged around him. , murderous.

"Hisso, I told you not to shoot Kusuo." Ilmi stared at him expressionlessly, "I'm really angry."

As soon as the words fell, a tack came straight towards Hisoka, and Yiermi's strength became more refined, and its trajectory could hardly be seen clearly.

But Hisoka turned his head away, and the tack just rubbed a line of blood on his cheek, "Hmm, it's rare to see Xiao Yi so angry."

"I'm really happy." Hisoka gave Yi Erfan a wink.

Il fans didn’t feel that a beauty was looking at him WINK at all. After sending out a tack, he quickly calmed down, turned his head and said to me, “Instead of making a deal with this guy who owes money and won’t pay it back, how about How about making a deal with Big Brother, what do you think, Kusuo?"

...Compared to Hisoka, I feel that the words I owe Il fans will be more terrifying.

"Xiao Yi," Hisoka turned from a fighting madman into a steamed bun face in the next second because of the brilliance and pressure of money, "Normal compound interest is not calculated according to the square number."

Yierfan didn't pay attention to Hisoka at all, just stared at me with those beautiful cat eyes, waiting for an answer from me.

Don't you think he's taking advantage of others?

If you cooperate with Yiermi, you will be nailed to the head by the mind, and if you cooperate with Hisoka, you can teleport back to beat the enemy immediately after agreeing.

A fool would choose the latter.

But grandma, who had been ignored all this time, yelled, "Have you guys completely forgotten about me?"

Not to be outdone, grandma threw a punch, and then blew up her house without controlling the strength.

The house collapsed unbearably, even a person with psychic abilities could hardly withstand the impact, everyone ran out in unison.

During the escape, Hisoka didn't forget to throw the poker cards, and he didn't know whether he was unintentional or for some purpose, and disrupted grandma's pace several times.

I will not let go of this opportunity, and rushed towards grandma.

However, when I exerted force, a force surged inside my body. This force was very powerful and uncontrollable, and it made me so familiar that I wanted to smile wryly.

Why?It happened to be this time.

I have clearly worn the butterfly that can eliminate thoughts, why does the "leakage of super energy" suddenly occur?

A completely uncontrollable force surged out, and even though I was floating in the air, a big hole was cracked in the ground below me.

It seems that the energy that can destroy the world rushes out of my body. If it was before, I would probably vent it casually, but it just reminded me of Jin's words, "You have to learn to control this force."

Then try it, I will not be defeated by superpowers.

I tried to stay calm.

Gradually, you can feel the "Qi" flowing like a river.

The power that surged out of my body was like sea water at high tide, roaring for an outlet, and I was the tide-maker on the surfboard at the front.

The tide sent me to the altar regardless of my wish, but I was not completely powerless. I tensed up and tried to launch this force upwards.

The house that is still collapsing, even the roof has disappeared, but the surrounding area has not been leveled, which is a good thing.

When I was about to show off to everyone that I could control the "Super Leakage" a little bit, I saw two more bald heads in front of me.

The hairs of Yiermi and Hisoka were blown away by the wind, leaving only two shiny round heads.

This scene is too familiar. When I first "leaked super power", I shaved Ilmi's hair into a short cut, but now it's a bit too much, and it's straight into a bald head.

Probably because when I operated the super power, the angle was still a little low, which made Ilmi and Hisoka's hair hit.

But compared to picking out a lawn road in the middle, it is better to be bald.

Perhaps there is also the reason for the curse. Hisoka, who was still hot-blooded, suddenly lost his strength and abnormality along with his hair, as if he had fallen into Buddhism all of a sudden, without the worldly desires.

The curse is really strong.

The atmosphere was a bit awkward, even Hisoka was stunned, and the playing cards in his hand fell to the ground with a crackling sound.

[My hair QAQ. 】

I remembered, Hisoka is a guy who uses lipstick to make himself a clown, maybe he is also a character who attaches great importance to his appearance?

Don't worry, Hisoka, if he observes carefully, he will find that the clowns in the circus wear that ridiculous clown head for convenience, and they are basically short-cut.

There is no difference between an inch head and a bald head!Just a few millimeters difference.

And he can't blame me either.

I took a look at the grandma standing next to her. At that moment, she used "Nian" to protect her whole body. There was no damage at all, and she was still elegant and solemn.

Therefore, it was because they were not strong enough to protect their faces but not their hair.

But it doesn't matter, becoming bald is also the only way to become stronger.

【If you become bald, you will also become stronger. 】

I just gave them a push.

I hope they can understand Two-dimensional.

But obviously everyone didn't understand this stalk, and the hair staring at the ground turned into a statue.

But at this time when everyone is staring at the hair on the ground, it is indeed a good time for me.

I haven't lost sight of my goals.

I rushed to grandma.

Grandma was trying to avoid it, but at this moment, Yi Ermi suddenly issued a nail, which happened to be stuck in front of her, and she paused for a moment, giving me an opportunity.

I slapped grandma on the back with a slap, and teleportation started.