Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Rock-paper-scissors is not a good thing. For me, it is just boring. For me, it is about his pocket money for next week and whether he will be beaten as a dog for training.

But it doesn't matter.

The training of Yiermi and Miji was arranged by Shiba alone, and he would watch the whole process to prevent accidents during the training.

So much so that although it is said that it is a life-saving hide-and-seek, in fact, it has been playing hide-and-seek all the time. The hide-and-seek is covered in injuries like rolling nails, and there is no missing arm or leg. thing.

Everyone knows that this is the case, but if you don't take it seriously, it will not only be a small injury problem of hide-and-seek, so you will do your best.

As long as Shiba is at home, there is no rest day for the child who beats the enemy.

It's almost like the long-necked teacher holding a pointer in "Little O Dream 2".

Since he would throw Miji to me to play rock-paper-scissors, it means Xiba has something to go out.

Ya Li Ya Li, isn't this a good opportunity?

Taking advantage of Shiba's absence, he continued to run away from home.

I'm not someone who gives in so easily.

This time I will wear gold trousers. Although there are no jewels, I have several pairs of gold trousers, and the price can be offset by wearing a few more pairs. I am floating, and it will not affect my walking.

Xiba saw through my thoughts: "I'm not on a mission today, and I'm going to install a power grid above the courtyard."

As for what, Dad.

I don't think this is to prevent outsiders from besieging and beating the enemy. To be honest, most of them can't even beat Sanmao.

This is purely anti-me, but what's the use of this grid?

I can obviously skip the grid directly through teleportation.

Wait, why didn't I think of this when I ran away from home before?

In fact, I can teleport to the high altitude first and then float out. In this case, I won't be caught by Il fans, and I will give it to free immediately after free.

"This is the power grid of the telekinetic." Shiba tapped my forehead with his finger, "I can't pass through it with teleportation."

I wanted to avoid it, but Shiba's hand was too fast, he tapped his son's forehead, and actually used the Shadowless Hand to beat the enemy, which is really bullying the child.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.What a cost.

But I have to say, I really want people to hold signs outside.

autocratic!feudal!Excessive!

I will definitely run away from home successfully!

Because of this, my mood early in the morning is not very beautiful.

Mi Chi, already aware of his miserable rock-paper-scissors fate today, winked at me while having breakfast, and hoped that I would do my best.

He didn't realize that Shiba's gaze had been on his face for several rounds.

As a killer reserve who should listen to all directions, I have to say that Mi Ji is really not qualified, not to mention that he already knew that I can use telepathy, and he can reach an agreement from the bottom of his heart, and it is necessary to add Does facial expression help?

Besides letting others know that he has that serious illness, what else is there to do?

Shiba didn't say much, and Yi Ermi, who was sitting next to him, said, "Quiet, funny."

【Want to play rock-paper-scissors with Kusuo. 】

Thanks, I don't want to.

On the other side, Mi Chi stood still as if he had turned into a figurine in his room, and nodded stiffly like a doll in a certain borderland, "Okay, big brother."

【Brother, it’s so scary. 】

[Kusuo, why can't you send him away like in the anime?Even if you send it to sign a contract to become a magical girl! 】

For a while, I don’t know if Mi Ji thinks too highly of me, or if I complain in Mi Ji’s heart, even if he is sent away, he will become a magical girl, not a dark devil. The setting of this matter.

【You can exchange rock-paper-scissors with Yiermi. 】

He already thought of the extent to which he looked like an AI while staring at me while eating.

[I really want to, but Dad won't agree. 】

Mi Chi roared in his heart.

It was so loud, I couldn't unilaterally not read his mind.

I simply said: "Brother, please disturb me for dinner."

Under the eyes of Yi Ermi's death, Mi Ji shrunk and shrunk, quickly picked up three bowls of rice and left the dining table.

"I'm done eating."

[Excessive, actually making a small report. 】

Who told you to be too loud.

Yeah, yeah, it's better to keep silent and focus on eating.

We Beat the Enemy is an old Schrödinger-style big family. It can tolerate the young master digging holes in the ground, but it can't tolerate not getting together for breakfast.

The broken rule of having to wake up at 06:30 every day also makes me feel very uncomfortable.

Obviously, the daily routine in the morning is to beat the enemy members. Except for me, they all get up at four o'clock in the morning. They exercise early and train early, and they train early. But in fact, everyone has to get together for breakfast at seven o'clock. .

Even I, a baby who was still eating solid food and milk powder, couldn’t get out of bed unavoidably. I was placed on the baby chair, refused to feed me from my mother or the servant first, and manipulated the spoon to eat with my mind.

Because it is not the first time, everyone is not surprised, I still remember the first time I refused my mother and servants to feed me, when I used my mind to eat, my mother and servants surrounded me inside, just Like a symphony, my mother started screaming, followed by a flurry of praise from the servants.

During the meal, there was a concert, and even now thinking about it, I feel ashamed to dig my toes to the ground, blah blah blah, I almost slapped another beater on the floor.

Xiba, don't talk about "mind ability" anymore, I use the setting of "super power".

Today's spoon actually weighs [-] catties, but yesterday it was still [-] catties. This is definitely public revenge. I ran away from home yesterday and was arrested.

There's no way to get hands and feet on the training, just on the spoon, so childish, Shiba.

With twice the weight, I am still very stable, both physically and mentally stable, and I am not naive enough to pretend to lose control of my superpowers, and bring this spoonful of complementary food straight to Xiba's face.

Even if he did that, Sheba could dodge it.

Even if it was a parent-child game, he would do it secretly and secretly. He still looked like a dog on the outside, and he would not allow himself to lose his composure in front of his children.

I stare at Shiba.

[Two pieces of cake. 】

I reminded him not to forget about it.

Shiba didn't reply to me, he just swallowed his mouth slowly and said, "Kusuo's load can be increased."

"Ananda," Kiqiu gracefully put down the spoon in his hand, and wiped his mouth with a napkin.

Don't think about what she said to persuade Xiba not to overwhelm the seedlings, as expected, my mother said very excitedly: "Can it be increased to one ton?"

Since knowing that I have super powers, my mother has been very keen to test my limits. Of course, she still loves her children very much, but she is like a lioness in the outside, hoping that the children will be stronger. This is the same as her birth It definitely has something to do with Meteor Street where the weak eat the strong.

But that doesn't mean I won't resist.

There is still a difference between mind power and my own superpowers. If I push the door of the underworld, I can bless superpowers and try my best. I can push open a door, which is 2T, but simply lift objects from the air If you don't, you can't do this, and you can lift the weight of two adults at most.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Il fans are studying physics books, it is said that it has something to do with gravity, but the variable relationship between gravity and my superpowers is yet to be studied.

Judging from the fact that his reading has turned into studying acupoints and sticking needles in his face, I'd better not count on him.

I think this difference is due to the unbalanced development of my superpowers. For example, when I woke up today, I found that my clairvoyance ability has changed from the original 5 minutes to 3 minutes. I am a little worried that if it becomes If it is a passive skill, wouldn't it be impossible to watch detective dramas well.

And thank you, I'm not a pervert either, I'm not interested in being able to see through other people's bodies under their clothes, it might be a needle eye.

To sum up, "My Son Is a Pervert" that Shiba hid in his secret bookcase is definitely not me.

who is it?Know yourself.

Although the content inside is all about the abnormal development of creatures.

"Jiqiu, we need to cultivate Kusuo according to the rules of normal human body development." Shiba comforted my mother who was overly excited, and then said to me, "Let's start with three hundred catties."

My current spoon is only [-] pounds, and I can't even ride a rocket so fast, and I stepped perfectly on my estimated point, as expected of you, Shiba Beat the Enemy.

After breakfast, we parted ways in the restaurant.

Yiermi is going to hold her breath for training and dig a hole in the back garden, and Mi Ji's task today is rock-paper-scissors.

He followed me dejectedly into my room.

"Kusuo," Miji said, blinking his big cat eyes pitifully, "can't you show mercy?"

It is impossible to show mercy.

and also,

"Don't be cute." I said blankly.

"Then don't cosplay big brother." Mi Ji complained.

Yeah, do you play cos and finally play your mind?

There is a cupboard of COS clothes in the funny room, most of them are women's clothes, and if it's men's clothes, Ji Qiu won't waste this extra penny.

The current Miji is pretty good, with the unique cat eyes of the enemy Hakka, plus baby fat, it looks like a Q version of various anime characters.

However, Mi Ji's physique is quite special, typical pressure fat, even though he trains so much every day, he is still gaining weight visible to the naked eye, and it is not certain that he will become a round ball in the future.

"I didn't say anything wrong," Mi Ji said, "Don't you want big brother to be your father? I've heard it all."

The servants don't know how to chew their tongues, but Miji will make his own monitors, and the family members will clear most of them, but they will also leave a few as a personal reward for Miji.

Hmm, very hardcore.

But I didn't leave a surveillance camera in a particularly private place, otherwise I would have completely ruined myself by him.

This kind of twisted and twisted rumors turned into such a saying that it would evolve into "orthopedics".

Indus, our house beater has been infiltrated from the inside, he wants to...

Ya Li Ya Li, no matter what he wants to do, it hurts my young heart.

"I need a cup of poplar nectar without additives."

"There is boiled water with a small amount of VV (can poison a giraffe), third young master." Indus said sternly.

[New poison was added to the muddle in the morning, did it cause hallucinations? 】

Goodbye.

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Housekeeper's label: (before Kusuo was born)

Elegant housekeeper, doing things with ease

Butler's label: (after Kusuo was born)

A robot that ruthlessly prevented the third young master from stealing food.