Nanxiong, the disaster of beating the enemy

Without afternoon dessert, I can only focus on the uninteresting rock-paper-scissors.

Whether it's from rumors or self-added, say "I want my eldest brother to be a father", the joke is over, and I will not show mercy.

It is said to be rock-paper-scissors, but it is really just rock-paper-scissors, without adding a title of beating the enemy, and there are no tricks.

Although the general rock-paper-scissors game is considered to be a game of luck, it is actually a game of eyesight and hand speed. If you add words such as "I only play rocks", it will become a psychological warfare.

But in fact, the mainstream training and games of beating enemies are not a gentle game of rock-paper-scissors. It became a specific training after I discovered telepathy.

It is specially used to train the difference between thinking and action. At this point, Il fans have already graduated, and because they wanted to delay graduation, they fooled around and played rock-paper-scissors with me. I reported that I stayed in the torture room for a day.

Mi Ji is still a weak chicken fighting against the five scum, there is no way to empty his mind, or think of some messy things in his mind to attract my attention, the result can be imagined.

Frustrated, Mi Ji stretched out his clenched hand weakly, closed his eyes and shouted loudly, "Rock scissors—paper!"

cloth.

Scissors.

KO without mercy.

As a matter of course, I was beating the enemy and conquering with rock-paper-scissors.

As soon as I used telepathy to request that no medicine be added to my milk powder, Xiba arrested me to test my telepathic ability, using rock-paper-scissors.

This win or lose is clear at a glance, and it is easy to distinguish.

At the beginning, Xiba was very shameless and wanted to continue after losing once, but was slapped by "Anada" by Kiqiu, and he squeezed to the opposite side of me, rolled up his sleeves gracefully and had a fight with me Rock-paper-scissors, just dear mother, why can you step on the chair so skillfully with one foot?

Shiba already had experience in the second battle with him. He called his wife in his mind, and then successfully defeated me with the pink love light wave. Eun Ai, need I remind you that you were still in a collapsed state not long ago?

I set up a tyrant on rock-paper-scissors to beat the enemy. Although the time is only 5 minutes, a tyrant is a tyrant, and the former king is also a king.

After playing for three rounds, Mi Ji lay down on the ground weakly in a large font, and began to play, "Anyway, I will lose, so I won't play anymore."

I ignored him.

Mi Ji patted his chubby stomach and comforted himself, he sighed and said, "I may never be a good beater."

So, you want to run away with me?

Be happy as a kid in gold pants.

【Are you crazy? 】

It was obviously in a telepathic state, but Mi Ji still rushed towards me at a speed that didn't belong to a fat man, and lip-smacked into my ear.

There are too many unnecessary actions.

How could it be crazy to run away from home?

What's more, I ran away from home last night, and I'm already a skilled worker who has failed once.

Yeah, forget it, if you fail, you don't need skilled workers, otherwise it will always feel like a bad omen and you will keep failing.

"No way, how dare you." Mi Ji said dumbfounded after hearing what happened to me last night, and then muttered to himself, "I really thought that big brother wanted you to be called 'Daddy', with You go to the gate of the underworld and elope away from ethics."

Hey, hey, how did such outrageous words come out?

Indus, come quickly, this time someone really has to beat up the enemy's undercover agents in an attempt to smear us.

Even if I was the one who made up the material, I was a little speechless and a little bit embarrassed.

Mi Ji said seriously: "It sounds like something a big brother would do."

In your mind, has Yier Fan become such a character?

I stared at Mi Ji with some contempt. I was young and my mind was full of messy things.

Mi Ji rubbed the tip of his nose embarrassingly, and repeatedly emphasized that Yi Ermi is definitely a guy who is so perverted that he would want to do these things.

I had to remind him, "Il fan, sneezed three times in the back garden."

Mi Ji choked for a moment, and counted with his fingers, "Sneezes, hits, scolds, yells, um, big brother won't find out, he'll just think you're yelling at him."

SOS, why does this kind of cowardly guy who likes to blame me have a blood relationship with me?

"You really don't want to run away from home?" I asked.

Mi Ji's force value is not good, but his IQ is still good, he is very talented, not to mention he has a lot of surveillance.

"Don't be funny," Miji's meaty hand hit me on the shoulder, "Dad will definitely be watching you all the time recently, and the power grid is installed at home for you."

"This is something that hasn't happened before hundreds of celebrities came to encircle and beat up the enemy." Mi Ji solemnly showed his double chin and said, "Kusuo, you are the boy...baby who created the history of beating the enemy."

Thank you, the word "baby" is not necessary, and I don't need you to remind me of my personality.

But the hundred or so celebrities should actually be people with the ability to read, not ordinary people.

This happened after the fight between the husband and wife, and when Dadike was building a building. There were rumors outside that Dadike was crazy, and some people wanted to take advantage of it to be crazy and kill it, and gathered hundreds of famous ability users.

The villas that beat the enemy are back, and the fate of those people can be imagined.

Hundreds of people and hundreds of people with the ability to read are not the same in terms of level, but Mi Ji still doesn't know about the ability to read, and there is no way to use a more powerful statement.

It is said that 12 years old is the best time to start reading, so before that, Shiba and Kiqiu did not plan to popularize science with them. The children who beat the enemy are naturally full of curiosity, and it is very troublesome to figure it out by themselves. As a natural Those with the ability to read (super) don't have so many scruples about me, they know everything they need to know.

However, "Nian" is still very mysterious in the ordinary world, and only a few people know it, such as hunters, people who are engaged in work similar to mercenaries, the only thing they need to care about is that all of them are Nian-capable, um, this is my dad if.

So even the ridiculousness of 16G surfing at the age of five still doesn't know "reading".

But these are not the point, I just want to know what Mi Ji thinks so seriously that he may not be a good enemy beater.

"I'm weak." Mi Ji circled his fingers in distress, "No one signed a contract with me to become the magic prince."

Why is Elmi still a magical girl, but when you arrive, you become a magical prince?

"It's incompatible with beating the enemy." There seemed to be tears in Mi Ji's eyes.

I was still a little moved, but in fact, the next second, Mi Chi woke up with a runny nose, and the tears in his eyes disappeared.

"Having said that, it's troublesome to run away from home," Mi Ji said, "We have no money,"

Changing too fast, wasting my emotions.

This guy is too lazy, how can he be troubled for the beautiful desire of running away from home?

It will really turn into a meat ball in the future.

If you talk about money...

"I can go to the casino." If you take out the gold pants as the principal, you can make a lot of money in a short while.

"Minors can't get in, even if we stack up together," Mi Ji pointed to his face, "Do you think I can look like an adult?"

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

In fact, I later learned that the people outside were really blind, and a 12-year-old face was put in as well.

It can only be said that we are too naive now.

"So let's forget about running away from home," Mi Ji said, "It's impossible to succeed."

How is it impossible to succeed?Is your way only to beat the enemy?That is too narrow.

"What I want to say is not to run away from home. To be a killer, you don't have to go to the scene in person, like magical girls."

Wake up, Mi Chi, even I, who is one year and three months old now, know that there are no magical girls in this world.

"So, I can make a flying bomb!" Mi Ji said righteously, "With electronic eyes, it can operate like a drone."

The fusion of magical girls and technology is ridiculous.

"How is it?" Mi Ji turned his head and asked with sparkling eyes.

He is very serious, thinking about his future more seriously than I thought.

This is rare among the jokes that are always dressed in Two-dimensional and the second disease.

But I’m not very touched, he will answer questions seriously, and as long as he watches paid programs at night (specially about hacking technology), he will worry about me who is separated by a wall without a TV in the baby room, and he will replace me with a late-night paid detective. drama. .

As a reciprocity, I also thought about it seriously, and it is still very high in terms of feasibility.

Miji’s physical fitness is not as good as mine, and neither is Yiermi. It is said that when Kiqiu was pregnant with him, something happened. It was a premature birth. It is difficult to make up for congenital deficiencies. It is probably no different from normal people, even A little stronger, but it's really too bad for beating enemies.

It will be more and more difficult for him to keep up in the subsequent training, and he will be given up in the end. It would be better to switch to the wisdom flow. The only talent he has is in these mechanical things.

I nodded and agreed with what he said.

Mi Ji jumped up happily, "In this case, you can stop playing peek-a-boo and life-threatening training, right?"

So you simply don't want to do physical labor?

"That's not true." Mi Ji touched his nose in embarrassment.

This is his habit of lying.

Under my gaze, Mi Ji had no choice but to admit this, and muttered loudly, "Well, that's how it is, you're right!"

Obviously he said it himself.

"However, with Kusuo saying that, I feel a lot more relaxed," Mi Ji sighed, "Because there is no one like me who beats up the enemy, so I am still very worried."

[If I was abandoned, even I would cry. 】

"You're overthinking it," I said. "You're not going to give up a single family member by beating up the enemy."

The ancestral training is to beat the enemy and get killed, and he will definitely take revenge to the end.

For me, it's okay, don't think about it, it won't happen if you beat the enemy.

"Sometimes I really feel that you are out of tune with our family, like a disgusting good old man." Mi Ji said.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, do you want to die?

Even if I am a baby now, I can do it.

"But I'm very happy." Mi Ji said with a smile, with two dimples on the corners of his mouth.

Ya Lie Ya Lie, is he so sweet when he smiles?

Really, I didn't notice it at all (laughs).

The author has something to say:

The second young master's dream:

1. I want my eldest brother to become a brave man who is busy saving the world and never going home after becoming a magical girl. The key point is not going home every day.

2. I want to be the main character, the one who beats the enemy, but I feel that I can't beat anyone alone, so I give up.

3. Using a drone to buy Kusuo desserts, making him his wishing magic lamp, PS is very worried about his family, especially the fact that his elder brother is richer than himself.