The 108th abuse of the little phoenix of glass

Since Xuanji and Si Feng returned to seclusion, Teng Snake has nothing to do all day long, and the idle time is almost moldy.

It's okay to be free, and he has to watch those two people show their affection all day long, which makes his eyes hurt every day.

Teng Snake has vowed countless times to cherish life and stay away from dog food, so she plans to run away from home.

However, at the moment when he made up his mind, he was overwhelmed by Sifeng's delicious food, and sat down to eat a big piece of food without any backbone.While eating, I swear that this is the last meal. After eating this meal, I have to show my backbone as a god and stay away from this couple who show their love without limit.

It's just that dreams are beautiful, but reality is cruel.

Lord Shenjun finally gave up self-struggle and sublimation in the process of tomorrow and tomorrow again and again, and became a lazy fairy.

It was a crisp autumn day, and Teng Snake and Xuanji's white cat were lying on the roof lazily basking in the sun.

Both of them were lying down well. The white cat squinted its eyes under the warm sun and snored non-stop. The atmosphere was warm and harmonious.

However, Teng Snake was cheap, and after lying down for a while, bored, he kept poking the white cat's nose with his fingers.The white cat didn't bother to pay attention to him at first, and gave him a cold and ruthless warning look.After being poked, he was furious, and gave Teng Snake a claw without any politeness.

Teng Snake screamed: "You dead cat, how dare you hurt my face like a flower! See if I don't catch you. Roast the cat meat, put more cumin, star anise and cinnamon, and finally sprinkle some chili powder ... Sizzling, it must be delicious!"

The white cat arrogantly gave him a round and round cat's butt, and turned back to give him a cold look.

He has heard this sentence a hundred times.That strange-looking person wants to eat it every day, but can he beat its owner?

Teng Snake was despised by a cat, and his self-esteem was hurt by [-] points. He swore that if he didn't show the cat a little color today, he would not be a snake.

So one person and one cat jumped up and down on the roof, under the eaves, and among the flowers.

It wasn't until Xuanji disliked the boringness of the two of them, came out with a broom, and drove one person and one cat out of the courtyard, that it stopped.

Teng Snake touched his face, hugged the white cat in his arms, and lay down on the bluestone slab at the door with grievances, and said bitterly: "Smelly girl, for her sake, I am hiding in such a crappy place. Is it easy for me? She doesn't He said he was holding me and pampering me, but he even hit me."

The white cat "meowed" twice, expressing its agreement.

"I've decided, I'm going to run away from home, so that the stinky little girl can't find me again! Hmph, I want to make her regret it, make her beat her chest, feel the pain..."

Teng She spoke harshly, but her body didn't move.He hugged the cat and continued basking in the sun, and soon fell asleep.

Sleeping soundly and sweetly, I felt that someone kept pushing my arm: "Wake up, hey, wake up!"

Teng Snake got up with a grunt, and said happily: "Smelly girl, I knew you hated me, so I can tell you..."

Before he finished speaking, he was stunned, and stared at the mischievous face in front of him: "Si Ming, why are you here? You are not guarding in the heaven, why are you running around?"

Si Ming had a flattering smile on his face: "Xiaoxian came here this time because of a small matter, and wanted to ask Teng Snake God Lord."

"Hiss, I already know that you old man can't get up early without profit, you can go to the Three Treasures Palace for everything, you can do all kinds of evil, nothing, nothing..."

Teng Snake was exhausted, so he simply brushed the strand of white hair on his forehead, and snorted coldly: "Anyway, I like to make trouble out of nothing, why should I help you?"

The corners of Si Ming's mouth twitched, it was all a mess.But he asked for help from others, and he didn't dare to correct him, otherwise he would definitely not help himself if he annoyed this careless guy.

Teng Snake picked up the white cat, and walked back in high spirits.

Si Ming didn't stop him, he took out a jade gourd from his sleeve, lifted the cover, and fanned the smell towards Teng Snake vigorously with his hand.

Teng She sniffed hard a few times, turned around to follow the smell, and walked back to Si Ming's side step by step, and was about to grab the jade gourd: "It's delicious wine, take it for me to drink a few sips."

Si Ming smiled and brushed his hand away: "This is the Thousand Days Drunk brewed by Senior Lu of Drunken Plum Villa. I begged for a long time before I got a urn."

Teng Snake slapped his chest loudly: "Don't you just want me to help you with some small, small things? Leave it on me, and I will definitely help you to do it properly, so that the head office right?"

"Shenjun is indeed straightforward." Si Ming offered a flattery at the right time, and then handed the jade gourd to Teng She with both hands: "After the matter is completed, that urn of wine will belong to Shenjun."

"Good talk, good talk."

Teng She took the wine and took a few sips beautifully: "Hiss, it's so fucking delicious!"

"Drink more if it tastes good!" Si Ming stood on tiptoe, smiling cunningly, and kept persuading him to drink.It wasn't until Teng She drank all the gourd wine that she rubbed her hands and asked, "Well, what I asked you to do..."

"Just say whatever you want."

Teng Snake belongs to the kind of drinker who is addicted to alcohol, but his drinking capacity is still light. At this time, his eyes are already a little drunk, he put his arm around Si Ming's shoulder, and said with his tongue out, "I tell you, there is nothing in the world that I can't do." thing."

Si Ming nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes. It's like this, you know the gods, Xiaoxian likes to write two scripts when he has nothing to do. This day, Xiaoxian has written all the gods in the sky and the earth. Only Lord God of War He and Master Xixuan, Xiaoxian has always wanted to write, but he has no way to write. It is really their love that shocks the world and weeps ghosts and gods. Watching Lord God of War, and accompanying her through nine lives and nine lives, oh no, ten lives and ten lives, willingly endured all kinds of misunderstandings, and used my sincerity to let blood and flesh bleed out of the glazed heart of Lord God of War..."

"So?" Teng She interrupted Si Ming's eloquence, and sneered, "You've been talking nonsense for a long time, what exactly do you want to do?"

This guy wasn't even drunk?Si Ming accompanied him with a smile: "I don't want to do anything, I just want Shenjun to ask Lord War God and Lord Xixuan a few questions, and Xiaoxian hides aside to take some notes, that's all."

"Ask a few questions, it's that simple?" Teng Snake was skeptical, this old man went out of his way to get a jar of good wine for himself, just to ask a few questions?

He took a note from Si Ming, only glanced at it before stuffing it back, and flatly refused: "I know you are not a good guy, and I made it clear that I dug a hole for me to jump in! You take this The question is for me to ask the smelly girl and Si Feng, and Si Feng must break my leg. If you want to do it yourself, I won’t go anyway.”

"Are you really not going?"

Teng Snake shook his head like a rattle: "If you don't go, don't go, if you beat him to death, you won't go."

Si Ming sneered: "Well, you don't have to go. From now on, Xiaoxian will tell everyone that Teng Snake God is a villain who doesn't keep his word."

"Hisss, you dare to threaten me!" Teng Snake was furious, and the snake's neck kept circling: "Didn't I just drink some wine from you? Is it okay to spit it out and return it to you?"

Si Ming clasped his hands in front of his chest, took off his mouth and looked at him: "You are throwing up, if you have the ability, you will spit it out again."

Teng Snake scratched his throat and vomited for a long time, but in the end he only spat out a few mouthfuls. He collapsed, drooping his shoulders and hanging his head in despondency.

Si Ming stuffed the note back into his hand and patted him on the shoulder: "Xiaoxian has great confidence in Shenjun, and knows that you will be able to complete this glorious and arduous task. Come on, I am optimistic about you."

Teng She held the note and paused three times, and finally reached the gate of the courtyard, and turned to Si Ming with a smile that was uglier than crying: "If I get beaten, you must remember to come and save me."

—————— If you want to know what question Si Ming asked Teng Snake, let's listen to the next chapter to break it down.

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