The 108th abuse of the little phoenix of glass

When Teng Snake went back, he saw Xuanji lazily lying on the bamboo recliner in the courtyard, with her calves raised and her arms resting on the back of her head. Hey, I'm still waiting to eat Si Feng. In short, the greasy taste of the two of them really gave Teng Snake the urge to hit the tofu.

Xuanji is lazy at first, it can be said that she is extremely lazy, so lazy that she is so lazy that she is crying ghosts and gods. She is spoiled by Si Feng all day long and becomes a delicate little girl. Except that she has to eat by herself, sleep by herself, and go to the latrine by herself. Si Feng did all the work. Of course, in the dead of night, my husband hugged him in his arms to dispel the cold and dissipate heat.

Especially now that his body is getting heavier and heavier, he can't wait to sleep in Si Feng's arms all day long, treating his legs as his own.

It feels like Sifeng raised an ancestor instead of raising a daughter-in-law.

At this time, Si Feng held the bowl in his left hand and the spoon in his right, and blew the rice in the spoon to a just right temperature, coaxing a baby and saying, "Open your mouth."

Then feed the rice into Xuanji's mouth.

Xuanji ate what was in the bowl, thinking about what was in the pot: "Sifeng, I remember you roasted a leg of lamb this morning? Why didn't you see it served?"

Si Feng wiped the grease from the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, and then tugged down the front of her shirt: "That leg of lamb is just roasted. You know, that thing needs to be roasted slowly for more than ten hours , to be tender on the outside and tender on the inside, delicious and delicious, it is your favorite taste. You just wait obediently, and you can eat it at noon tomorrow."

Xuanji sighed: "Oh, I have to wait until noon tomorrow." Then she pointed her white and tender little finger at the table: "Sifeng, I want to eat shrimp."

"Okay, for my husband, peel the shrimp for Xuanji to eat."

Si Feng put down his chopsticks, picked up a prawn with his hands, and peeled the prawn carefully.

Xuanji leaned forward and kissed Si Feng on the face, smiling coquettishly and coquettishly, and her flattering skills became more and more perfect: "My little Fenghuang is not only good-looking, but also has very good-looking hands, ten fingers are slender, and the plain hand holds the moon , like pearls and jade..."

She was full of hype, Si Feng touched his face and smiled very satisfied, the eyes of the two were like hooks, tightly locked together, needless to say full of affection.

Only Teng Snake felt pain not only in his eyes but also in his ears.Even looking at each other, these two people can feed him a mouth full of dog food: "Hey, I said you two, enough is enough! Is it so difficult to think about my feelings?"

No one paid attention to him, and the collective ignored him.

Teng Snake has long been used to it, sat down on his own, picked up his chopsticks and ate.But he has an honorable mission today, although the food is delicious.It was rare for him not to take it to heart.

He sighed after taking a few mouthfuls, and sighed again after taking a few more mouthfuls, almost biting the head of his chopsticks bald with worry.Those questions were too tricky. If I asked myself, I was afraid that Si Feng would hang them on the wall in a fit of anger and turn them into snakes in the sun.

It is said that since Si Feng and Smelly Girl got married, they have become more and more sweet-hearted, hiding their swords in their smiles.

Si Feng cast a sideways glance at Teng Snake, and said coolly: "Master Shenjun thinks that the food I cook is not as good as chopsticks? It seems that I have to prepare a few boxes of chopsticks in the future, and I will bring them to you when you are hungry."

Teng Snake was startled and hurriedly said: "No, no, I am, that is...hehe..."

Xuanji said lazily, "Could it be that you were caught stupid by the white cat?"

Teng She weighed the pros and cons and thought about it, didn't I just drink a few sips of wine from Si Ming?Why do you have to carry such a big blame for him?

So he said with a mournful face, "Don't you ask me, why are you so abnormal today?"

Xuanji and Sifeng looked at each other, and said in unison: "Don't ask."

For the couple who didn't follow the routine, Teng Snake wanted to cry but had no tears.

Xuanji smiled "puchi": "Okay, because you are so pitiful, I reluctantly ask you, what happened to you today?"

Teng She resolutely betrayed Si Ming and told everything about what happened at the door just now, but concealed the note.

He had a hunch that if Si Feng was asked to read the contents of the note, let alone a hundred questions, he would not even be given a chance to ask one.

"You said that Si Ming wanted to write a storybook for Xiao Fenghuang and me?"

Unlike Teng Snake's imagination, Xuanji's eyes lit up excitedly: "Okay, okay, if you have any questions, feel free to ask."

Although Si Feng's wish can be ignored as long as it is something Xuanji is happy with, Teng She still looked at Si Feng hypocritically, with an expression of "I respect you very much, don't be ignorant of flattery".

Xuanji lay down in Sifeng's arms, put her arms around his neck and softly called out: "Husband, little Fenghuang—"

Si Feng immediately surrendered: "All right, all right, you can do whatever you want."

Teng Snake was overjoyed and full of energy.Putting one foot on the stool, he cleared his throat.

Although this product is greedy, it still has some advantages.For example, never forgetting, even if it is one of them.

He acted like a storyteller, and brushed back the two strands of white hair on his forehead: "It's like this. Although you have retired and become relatives of gods and gods, many people still miss you. There are legends about you everywhere in Jianghu. The first question I want to ask now is, when and where did you first meet? Little girl, you answer first."

Xuanji thought for a moment: "Well, it should be after I just finished fighting, I felt empty and lonely in my heart, and I was drinking alone by the lotus pond. Then a young man in white clothes like snow came from the morning light, like Guiru Bi is as sharp as a mill. Moshang is like jade, and the son is unparalleled in the world. Lang is unique and beautiful, and there is no other in the world..."

Xuanji held her chest, a string of words of praise.

Teng Snake covered her ears, her face full of grief and indignation: "Stop! I just asked a question, and you can get so many nympho remarks from you, I really can't stand it."

Si Feng sneered: "Xuanji praised me, do you have an opinion? If you have any, you have to hold back. Let's go, lady, listening to him making noise is better than listening to me read ancient poems to you."

When she got up, she wanted to leave with Xuanji in her arms.

Teng She grabbed Si Feng's sleeve: "Don't, don't, I was wrong, okay? You don't count the faults of villains, so you answer this question."

Si Feng is kind and gentle: "Actually, the first time I saw Xuanji was not by the lotus pond, but at the Peach Festival. She sat there alone, cold and cold. At that time, I felt very distressed, and secretly swore that I must protect her." , let her always smile like a flower."

Xuanji was very moved: "Sifeng, so we met so early."

Si Feng said "Hmm" and held her hand, and the two looked at each other with affection.

Teng Snake covered her eyes with one hand, determined not to be out of sight or out of mind, and tapped on the table with the other hand: "Hey, hey, interrupt, now it's time to ask the second question. Sifeng, are you When did you fall in love with the stinky girl?"

Si Feng looked at him like an idiot: "Didn't I already answer this question?"

Teng Snake was a little confused: "Huh? Didn't I just ask you? When did you answer?"

Si Feng took Xuanji's hand, wiped her white and jade-like fingers one by one, and said slowly: "I want to go. Alas, people say that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black. You follow us every day, but you haven't seen it yet." You're a little bit smarter."

Teng Snake looked at Xuanji pitifully: "Stinky girl, your husband called me stupid."

Xuanji giggled coquettishly: "You are stupid. Little Phoenix told you that he fell in love with me at first sight, so you still have to ask."

One and two bully themselves.Teng Snake took a deep breath of immortal energy, and comforted herself. If I am not angry, I will not be angry. If I am so angry, no one will replace me. I finally smoothed my hair: "Let's answer the third question now. The two of you are together, Who took the initiative the first time?"

Si Feng raised his eyes sharply, and said in a bad tone, "Which aspect are you referring to? I'll give you a chance to ask again."

Teng Snake trembled, withdrew his burning heart of gossip, and sneered: "I asked the wrong question, ask again, the first time you two are the one, that's the one,"

He put his finger on his mouth and kissed hard: "That's it, do you understand?"

At the same time, I complained in my heart, I have all the dolls, and I still pretend to be so innocent, is it interesting?

Now Si Feng didn't speak, but looked at Xuanji with a half-smile.

Xuanji blushed immediately, lowered her head, twisted Sifeng's sleeves with her fingers, and said in a low voice like a mosquito: "Yes, I took the initiative first..."

Teng Snake was startled, and her eyeballs almost fell to the ground: "Hold up, little girl, you are worthy of being the God of War, and you are really tough. Hey, can you tell me that when you kissed your little phoenix, Do you put his hands on the stone wall to press the kiss, or press the person on the ground to force the kiss, or secretly kiss while the person is asleep..."

The more he talked, the more excited he became, imagining the scene and dancing.

Si Feng looked at him coldly: "It seems that you are done asking? Then I will carry Xuanji back to sleep."

While speaking, he stood up and made a gesture to walk into the house.

"No!" Teng Snake hurriedly stopped him: "Now answer the next question. What is the most exciting thing about Smelly Miss?"

Si Feng asked indifferently: "I have been moved for ten lifetimes, which one are you referring to?"

"That's right, ten lives and ten lives is enough to make people enviable. Let's talk about the current life."

Si Feng looked at Xuanji, her eyes were as bright as the brightest stars in the sky: "When she fell from the sky, landed in my arms, and smiled at me, I think I was already moved by her. After so many experiences We walk side by side through ups and downs. I love her more every day than the day before, love her more, and want to be with her for the rest of my life. So if you ask me where I love her the most, I can only tell you , Every part of Xuanji makes my heart beat."

The two looked at each other affectionately, Xuanji's eyes were slightly teary, she put her arms around Sifeng's neck, and whispered in his ear, "My heart is the same."

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