99% of males are human

Insect armor has always been regarded by the Zerg as their strongest weapon and armor. Come and give thanks for this gift.

To Qi Nuo's surprise, the females who came to participate in the art parade of the Insect Armor Festival were not in the minority, and even half of the organizers were Asian females. They bluntly said that although they did not have the ability to transform into insects, they admired the insect armor and thought its A balance of strength and beauty.Adding a little color and graphic embellishment to hard armor outside the battlefield is a wonderful work of art.

The insect service staff at the entrance enthusiastically recommended their insect armor imitation tattoo stickers to Xie Yanxing, Que Rong and Qinuo, saying that they can be attached to any part of the body, and there is a special insect armor mask on the face. Buy as many as you can If you want, you can give free insect armor art painting, and draw the patterns they want on the insect armor.

Que Rong was the first to refuse, expressing his disinterest.Contrary to him, Xie Yanxing, who is interested in everything, decided to get a tattoo on his ankle, but declined the painting service, saying that he wanted to appreciate the beauty of the original ecology.As for Qi Nuo, who just said he was mature and steady, he said that we asian females face our own imperfections calmly, and at the same time kept glancing at Xie Yanxing, who was full of enthusiasm and tattooed, typical of his mouth and body integrity .

Finally, after Xie Yanxing said jokingly, "Go quickly, I will pay for everything today", Qi Nuo stopped being a bug and rushed to the service desk to ask for a full body of stickers. He boasted that he would experience a thorough experience today. Insectization.

Xie Yanxing quickly put the tattoo on, and it looked very real, even a little scary.He straightened his legs, swayed from side to side twice, raised his head and asked Que Rong: "How is it?"

Que Rong stood in front of him, looked down silently, and did not express any opinion.But when the nearby service bugs turned their backs to them, he suddenly pulled up his trouser legs to reveal a small ankle. His honey-colored skin suddenly turned into a metallic color, and his hard armor turned into ice edges like a flowing stream, reflecting dazzlingly under the light. The color is shining brightly.

Compared with the real thing right in front of your eyes, the fake that was originally decent suddenly looks extraordinarily shoddy.

After pretending to be aggressive, Que Rong put down his pants silently and tried his best to hold back the corners of his lips.

Xie Yanxing kicked over.

After paying at the cashier, Rong found that Xie Yanxing's trousers completely covered his tattooed ankle, which felt like a white sticker, and the ankle was not an important part, so he deliberately chose it It's really strange here, and I can't help but ask: "Why pick the ankle?"

"Hmm... have you heard of Achilles' heel?" Xie Yanxing smiled, "There is a fable in our place, which tells the story of a mother...a female father soaking his child in a place where insects can be killed. In the water of the Styx, which is invulnerable to swords and guns, but because he pinched the child's ankle and lifted it upside down in the water, the child was shot in the heel by a poisonous arrow after he grew up and died. Therefore, the ankle is also a very important fatal point."

Que Rong: "..."

But Rong didn't know what was going on, and wisely didn't ask any more questions, for fear that Xie Yanxing would fool him.

There is still an hour before the parade of the officially organized team begins, and the streets dedicated to celebrating the Insect Armor Festival have long been crowded with insects coming and going. Parts—mostly on the arms, neck, thighs, etc., some are real, and some are stickers like Zeno, but no worm will laugh at the tattoo stickers, and will only praise the beautiful patterns on the opponent's worm armor.

Body stickers are really a huge project, Xie Yanxing unconscionably left Zeno at the service center, and went out shopping with Que Rong after buttoning his hat.Ask Zeno to meet up later.

Although there are too many insects, it is also beneficial. As long as you don’t stay in any place for a long time, the existence of Xie Yanxing will not be so conspicuous. Many female insects may smell a touch of androgen, which makes the insects’ minds sway, but they can’t find it at all. Where is the male.

Vendors take advantage of the festival to do a lot of business, filling every corner of the street along the way. The products sold on the stalls are more or less stained with elements of insect armor. Even the food is related to armor. The most popular snack It is probably similar to a rice crust that has been baked for three days, which opened the eyes of the people on the earth to explain the geese, and said that they couldn't chew it at all.

After taking a bite and found that it was really a waste tooth, Xie Yanxing broke off the part of the 'cooker' that was stained with his own tooth marks, and handed the rest to Quorong, who immediately put it in his mouth and chewed it with a loud sound. It sounds very exciting.

Soon, Xie Yanxing, who loves the new and dislikes the old, found a new thing—orange juice mixed with fine silver quicksand, which was as beautiful as a hot and gorgeous desert under the setting sun. The sand is actually the real fine sand. The moment you enter it, it feels like a chicken is eating gravel to digest the food in its stomach. The rough taste almost wears through his throat.

"Give it to me." Que Rong knew that the male worms with thin skin and tender flesh must not be used to drinking this food, but just now he saw Xie Yanxing's ignorant and willing payment, and he didn't remind him in advance.

Xie Yanxing handed it over as he said, and then said hypocritically: "I've drunk it."

How could Quorong, who almost slept in the bridge hole and turned over the trash can, care about this? He didn't eat anything when he was fighting on the front line. "Are the things you've drank poisonous?" Quorong took a big sip through the straw, and then his mouth felt numb, and his lips lost feeling.

How can there be pepper in the sand sauce?Puzzlingly, he raised the water glass and shook it a few times, then resolutely drank the whole glass in two or three sips.

Xie Yanxing is like a newborn larva, full of curiosity about everything, he can even stop and watch for a long time such a childish trick as shooting a balloon with a bow and arrow, but Rong Rong also holds it patiently A bowl of potato fried cicadas watched with him.But after a while, all the watching females who were bewildered by Xie Yanxing's beauty couldn't hold back. One and two scrambled to express themselves in front of the males, queuing up frantically to shoot balloons, and then gave away the ones they received. All small gifts were given to Xie Yanxing.

Because it is hard to give up the kindness, many insects are just purely appreciative, that is, they run away when they are presented, and the gifts are all small things. After Xie Yanxing took them politely, he simply distributed them to the children around him.

All of a sudden, the vendors, the cubs, and the females were very happy. This wave is a win-win situation.

But at this moment, a bold and burly female insect emerged from the swarm. He first confidently showed Xie Yanxing his armored arms and thighs, and then lifted the hem of his clothes Showing off her four-pack or six-pack abs, she said proudly: "Xiongzi, I've been observing you here for a long time, and I like you very much. If you like any prize, just tell me, and I'll get it for you!"

In fact, there is no need for him to offer treasures at all. The old females who set up the stall have long wanted to directly give the first prize armored knight puppet to Xie Yanxing to repay him for his kindness, but seeing all the females staring at the handsome male The peacock was courting a mate, and he sighed that he was still young, while sitting in the back and making a lot of money happily.

"No need." Xie Yanxing said with a smile, "I'll just take a look."

The burly female didn't know how to write the word "rejection", she patted her chest and said cheerfully: "It's okay! It's not short of money, at worst I'll buy it for you."

While talking, the burly worm forcibly leaned against Xie Yanxing.Xie Yanxing's eyes turned slightly cold, and he calmly avoided the other party's touch, losing interest in continuing to stop.

Suddenly, a metal-colored hand stretched down like a knife, between the person and the insect, and also blocked the burly female insect's claws that were still trying to touch the wild goose.Zeno, who had a completely new look, stood next to Zhiyanxing at some point. From his neck to the soles of his feet, he was covered in silver, just like a stainless steel kitchen knife.

"What are you doing?!" Zi Nuo stood on tiptoe flauntingly. The pseudo-worm armored him seemed to have armor, very inflated. He dared to challenge 169 with his small body of 180. "Stay away from my master worm."

Xie Yanxing was stunned for a moment, then quickly lowered his smile, pretending to be calm and watching the little Yafei flying domineeringly in front of him.

The burly female was also stunned for a moment, but he quickly noticed that the hard armor on Zeno's body was all tattoos, and feeling that he was provoked, he immediately became angry, and raised his hand to teach this female a lesson.But he had just swung his clenched hand halfway, and suddenly felt a huge force from his wrist, and saw that Que Rong was holding his arm firmly, and his sharp strange-colored eyes gouged out the burly female. The pheromone was a wordless deterrent, instantly making the burly female worm jump in fear.

But Rong didn't say much, and was about to leave while protecting Xie Yanxing.But at this moment, Xie Yanxing, who said "I'll just take a look" last second, suddenly looked sideways at Que Rong, and then pointed to the huge armored insect puppet at the back of the archery booth, "I want that."

You want a fart!Que Rong almost blurted out.

"Are you okay?" Xie Yanxing asked another fatal question.

"...???"

How can Que Rong say no?If it is a female insect, it cannot be said that he is not good!Even Qino eagerly raised his hand and shouted "Let me try, let me try!", but Rong Rong clicked his tongue and led Xie Yanxing back to the stall.

The females queuing in front all heard the words about Yan Xing, and immediately had a clear goal in their eyes. One and two crazily aimed at the most difficult first prize, but they all failed without accident.When it was Xie Yanxing's turn, the stall owner gave away fifteen arrows for free, along with a sentence of encouragement: "Don't let your hero down."

"He is not my hero." Que Rong immediately explained.

"I'm his employer." Xie Yanxing said with a smile.

The first five arrows were handed over to Qinuo to test the waters. As a result, Yafei was useless. After shooting three arrows, she screamed and felt sore. The fourth arrow fell crookedly to the ground without even drawing the bow.Cho Rong followed up helplessly. He tested the accuracy of the first arrow. His legs were shoulder-width apart, and the bow was fully drawn. The posture was standard and graceful. As smooth as a moon, the muscle arc of the arm was tensed due to the force, and the arrow shot out in response, falling outside the circle of the third prize.

Immediately there was booing all around, the meaning behind it was: what a beautiful male worm was destroyed on your two piles of worm dung.Among them, the burly female who was scared away made the loudest hiss, as if she had recovered from the failure of Cha Rong.

Faced with such a scene, Zi Nuo blushed with anxiety, but Rong Rong didn't feel any pressure at all. After confirming the feel of the hand, he almost didn't aim again, and shot out smoothly, hitting the first prize bullseye.Everything happened in the blink of an eye, and there was no sound in the surroundings, only the old female stall owner smiled and let out a hoarse roar.

Que Rong was about to return the remaining ten arrows to the stall owner when he saw Yan Xing stretching out his hand to him, "Let me try."

What the employer naturally says is what.Que Rong turned around and asked the stall for a male-only bow, but this request made the old female shake her head in embarrassment: "I don't have a bow suitable for males here... Generally, there are no males coming to this kind of place. Play shooting."

The pampered males are all in the bright and spacious professional shooting venues, wearing comfortable and soft shooting suits and complete protective gear, to have a leisurely and relaxing shooting training to pass the time.

But Rong turned around and looked at Xie Yanxing. The male insect had clearly heard the stall owner's words, but his interest in playing was still high, and he was eager to try the bow of the female insect.Faced with this situation, it is absolutely useless to stop it with words. The rebellious Que Rong knew this truth well, so he simply handed over the bow and arrow, letting Xie Yanxing ask for trouble.

He was about to instruct the male worm how to play this thing, when he saw Xie Yanxing's expression sank, he stretched his arms neatly and drew his bow, and assumed an archery posture almost the same as his, his black eyes half-closed sharply, and the arrow feathers buckled. Holding the longbow steadily with his slender fingers, he decisively shot his first arrow.

Que Rong looked at Xie Yanxing's black hair driven by the wind with a little surprise, saw the concentration and composure in his black eyes that had not faded after the arrow had been shot, saw him slightly relax his lips and let out a sigh of relief when he unloaded his bow and lowered it. Then Qu Rong maintained his surprise and immediately turned his head to look at the place where the arrow tip hit——

Shot at the tent above the stand to keep out the sun and rain...

"..."

Next, Xie Yanxing shot the remaining nine arrows, and the best one wiped a trace of the last prize, and the stall owner hurriedly gave the prize: a bottle of mineral water.Zi Nuo was so envious that he could not see through his eyes, and the stall owner quickly gave him a small bug pendant, saying it was a participation award.

Zi Nuo happily took the pendant and ran away, and Xie Yanxing who got the mineral water was also very grateful for it, because after a rare exercise, he was so thirsty that his throat smoked, but he pulled the bow ten times forcibly, his hands were so weak that he twisted Without opening the bottle cap, the hands that received the mineral water trembled, using their lives to explain what it means to be a strong earthling, and in the end, Que Rong unscrewed the bottle cap for him with a huge worm doll between his legs, and then held the bottle to feed him. give him.

"Drink slowly, princess."

Xie Yanxing smiled because of this name, drank half a bottle of water in one breath with the help of Que Rong, and sighed: "Don't say it, it's really fun."

"It's all for little worms to play with..."

"That's right, it's because I didn't play it when I was young, so today is the end of my childhood regret." Xie Yanxing slightly turned his face away, but Que Rong immediately removed the water bottle with a wink and tightened it up. With half a bottle of water, he is not like a well-trained bodyguard, but like a hard-working porter.