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The old female stall owner was happily counting banknotes, but suddenly remembered something, and looked up at his rich men: "Are you going to watch the parade later?"

Xie Yanxing nodded with a smile, and the old female immediately pointed to them vaguely at a small tall building diagonally opposite the archery stall, and whispered: "The roof over there can go up, although the iron gate is locked from the inside, but the lock is The broken ones can be opened with a push. There are tables and stools on the top, so you can sit there and watch, and you don’t need to crowd insects and have a wide view.”

"I see, do you want to watch it together later?"

Xie Yanxing's habitual call of respecting the old and loving the young made the old female's pupils tremble, and quickly waved her hands: "I won't go, this street often has similar celebration parades, I don't know how many times I have seen them, I am too lazy to go again Go join in the fun."

"Okay, thank you." Xie Yanxing immediately accepted the suggestion graciously, and walked up to the roof along the path pointed by the old female with his two followers.

Sure enough, here you can have a panoramic view of the entire street below, and there are four ready-made chairs and a dining table for rest and play.The only downside is that it is a bit windy for Xie Yanxing.Zeno immediately ran back and forth, brought over the picnic basket and coat that had been stored at the service desk, and while undressing Yan Xingxing, he laid out the sandwiches one by one.

Quorong is in charge of...eating.

Of the four chairs, living creatures accounted for three, and dead objects accounted for the remaining one.Zeno didn't quite understand why Xie Yanxing wanted this big worm puppet that got in the way, so he glanced over and over many times, then back again, then pinched the worm puppet's armor itchingly, and then... was Xie Yanxing Grabbing it straight, the latter smiled and asked, "Like it?"

"Uh——" Zeno shifted his gaze guiltily, "I just saw its strange design, how could there be a golden insect armor..."

"Send it to you."

"Hmm...huh?" Zeno widened his eyes in surprise, "Master??"

"It was originally intended to be given to you. Do you think I am someone who likes this kind of thing?" Xie Yanxing said, "Que Rong stuffed a speeding car under the bed, so you can put this under the bed and sleep in your arms."

"I seem to have won this, right?" Que Rong half-opened his mouth with bread stuffed, he still didn't forget to interject, "Borrowing flowers to present Buddha?"

Xie Yanxing looked at him with a funny face: "So?"

"That's why I gave you little Yafei." Que Rong shook the small half of the sandwich in his hand, and said indifferently, "My teacher told me that the insect armor on the body is silver, and the insect armor on the heart is even more silver." Precious gold..."

Zeno blinked, and at this moment, Xie Yanxing's gentle voice sounded in his ears: "Then, I wish you to be like it, with armor in your heart."

After he finished speaking, there was no sound from the roof for a long time.Only the breeze gently brushed the leaves, rustling.

Since no one spoke, Que Rong concentrated on eating the sandwich. After eating four pieces in a row, it was still not enough, and he continued to reach into the basket to take it. In the end, Xie Yanxing, who spent the same time but only had time to eat one piece, slapped the back of his hand lightly. .Xie Yanxing, who has exercised, also has a rare appetite. Thinking that Que Rong can eat the gravel juice and fried grasshoppers downstairs, and he has only this ration left, he couldn't help but said fiercely: "Don't eat, give me some left over .”

"You..." Seeing him angry, Que Rong subconsciously wanted to say a few words, but the moment he raised his eyes and touched Xie Yanxing's black eyes, his mind flashed through his mind when he met for the first time. His eyes are as sharp as a knife, which can easily tear apart any worm's thoughts.

——This is not a gentle and simple male insect.Alarm bells rang in Que Rong's heart.

On the contrary, Xie Yanxing's thoughts were much heavier than he imagined.

Que Rong regained his composure and realized that what he was facing was a male insect who could decide his life or death with a single sentence at any time.Xie Yanxing was angry, but he didn't apologize immediately.Xiong Baohui was always waiting for him to make mistakes. At the beginning, he had repeatedly warned himself that he must be cautious in his words and deeds in front of Xie Yanxing, but now, he was sitting next to Xie Yanxing without a formality. Eat more than half of your food before eating? ?

Although Querong's personality is not a well-behaved bug, but he has been in the army for so many years, and he has never seen any intrigue, or any male and female who are good at disguising. He shouldn't lose his vigilance so easily...

But would a normal male take care of the sensitive emotions of a non-professional female?

Of course, this could be because Xie Yanxing is a gentle and special male, but the always vigilant Rong Rong couldn't help but conspiratorially speculate, could he be faking it?Could it be that they deliberately showed the illusion of gentleness, first paralyzed them with small things such as titles, to deceive them to gain their trust, and then used this trust to induce them to do some irrational behaviors, so as to satisfy their own selfish desires?

Que Rong has seen more than one female insect suffer similar losses. The male insects only need a little bit of feigned tenderness to deceive those female insects who are already lacking in love. Capital trampling wantonly, this is the trick that males are best at, it is almost their innate talent.

The peaceful and indifferent trait that Xie Yanxing exudes is different from all the males he has seen, and it is more attractive than all the males he has seen... Gentle and tolerant, friendly and equal, as if something You can talk to him, so that Chong can't help but get close to him and give him trust.

But Rong didn't know why he felt this way. After all, he had only known Xie Yanxing for three days, and the other party was still a waste who couldn't unscrew the bottle cap, was always harassed by female insects, and couldn't protect himself. He said he was gentle and indifferent, but the other party also Talk about pouring cement in the ass, and laugh like a psycho and fall under the stool...

But no matter whether Xie Yanxing's gentle temperament is true or not, it's not a good thing to be too lax with the male insects. Que Rong quickly restrained his sitting posture, wiped off the residue on his hands, and sat upright.

Xie Yanxing gave him a strange look, and took the picnic basket to himself, for fear that the last two sandwiches would be crushed by the butcher.

The time soon came to [-]:[-], and the parade gathered far away at the end of the street, and the celebration was about to officially begin.Zeno hugged a worm puppet and shook his legs, wondering what he was thinking, while Xie Yanxing was full, got up, gathered his coat and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Que Rong, who had just found his original intention of abiding by his duties, stood up quickly: "I'll accompany you."

Zi Nuo didn't need to address Xie Yanxing anymore, but Rong Rong's "You" sounded very strange, which caused Xie Yanxing to look at him more, but the male worm didn't say much, just narrowed his eyes slightly, and then told Zeno Keep your seat and walk downstairs slowly.

There are so many worms gathered on the street that they need to borrow to move, especially the toilets dedicated to male worms are still some distance away from where they are located.But Rong raised his hand to protect Xie Yanxing as he walked forward, being careful not to let others get close to his employer.The road against the worm flow was already difficult, but the male worm quietly leaned into his ear and said with a smile, "If there are worms plotting something wrong, the chance is pretty good now."

Que Rong frowned, "Xiong, have you noticed anything unusual?"

"No." Xie Yanxing grabbed his coat tightly, "It's always like this in movies, where the insects are densely populated, the male and female protagonists will definitely be washed away, and then one of them will be caught by the long-planned bad insects. Goodbye, things are nothing but insects..."

Is there such a plot in the few movies I downloaded to him last time? ?But Rong fell into confusion.But because of Xie Yanxing's words, he had to be 12 vigilant, fearing that the good will not work and the bad will not work.

Fortunately, nothing went wrong along the way, but just before entering the bathroom, Xie Yanxing started acting like a demon again, looking like he suddenly remembered something, and looked at Que Rong hesitantly: "There is another scene in the movie, there is a female Chong took his hero to the toilet at the night market, and he never came out after he went in. It turned out that the toilet had a back door, and the hero was abducted by the bad insect through the back door."

So, you want me to stand in front of the urinal and stare at you in the toilet?Que Rong couldn't help but ask, "What movie are you watching?"

"The one that was kidnapped into the mountain—the male." Xie Yanxing said, "There is a plot in it..."

"Go in quickly." Que Rong said with a headache, "I can hear the voice inside, and if there is a problem, I will be there as soon as possible."

This answer was really beyond the expectation of Yan Xing. He was stunned for a moment and asked, "Can you hear all the voices inside?"

"Yeah." Que Rong looked away, "The auditory nerves of higher females are very developed. After worming, they can hear farther."

"..."

"...Are you still going in?"

Xie Yanxing went into the bathroom suspiciously, even pulling his trousers chains very carefully.The toilet is very clean and tidy, and it is very safe. The alarm is installed on the lid of the flushing toilet. Until he returned to Que Rong's line of sight, he didn't meet any bugs, let alone any accidents.

But the key point is that Xie Yanxing didn't know which nerve was wrong, and suddenly told stories about being kidnapped and trafficked in a nervous way, which caused Que Rong to be a little nervous now. Only the hateful male who everyone wants to lick is stuffed into the safe and locked up.

But the instigator was not in a hurry to go back to watch the parade after going to the toilet, but happily walked to a store, ordered three hard bean helmet cakes, and said to Que Rong with a tone of finding a bargain: I saw that there were quite a lot of worms in the queue just now, so I didn’t buy from his store, and now everyone is going to watch the parade, but there are no worms queuing.”

"Didn't you say that you can't chew it?" Que Rong couldn't understand the logic of the male insect's behavior. Just now, Xie Yanxing said that this thing could chew his big teeth, and he only took a small bite, and gave him all the rest.

"That's right." Xie Yanxing took three steaming helmet cakes, turned around and handed them to Que Rong, as if he hadn't touched them at all, "So I bought them for you."

Que Rong looked at the three cakes that appeared out of nowhere in his hand in surprise, and said unconvincingly: "...I'm not hungry."

"But you just like having something in your mouth, don't you?"

Que Rong: "..."

"And I quite like to see you eat this crispy rice." Xie Yanxing smiled meaningfully, "Crackling, it's like a puppy gnawing on a bone."

"..." Que Rong's smile twitched: "Then I really thank you."

"Huh?" Xie Yanxing pretended to be surprised, "Shouldn't you say thank you, Your Highness Xiongzi, and then kneel down and give me three clinks?"

"..."

"Suddenly realized that my behavior was inappropriate, especially because I was afraid that one day I would be unhappy and use the following offense as an excuse to settle the score later, so I plan to keep a distance from now on and make up for it?" Xie Yanxing said, "...Is it too late? ? If I want to mess with you, these two days alone are enough excuses."

From the first time he saw Xie Yanxing, Que Rong felt that this worm had a pair of eyes that could penetrate people's hearts. They were so dark that it seemed to know his thoughts like the palm of his hand.But it wasn't until today that he heard such a simple sentence of seeing the geese with his own ears, that he realized the horror of being completely seen through.

His Adam's apple moved up and down, "You are telling me this now, is it..."

"I'm afraid you're thinking too much." Xie Yanxing stopped, stood at the entrance of a quiet alleyway, and turned to look at Que Rong, "Of course, it's mainly because I cherish my life and don't want to die. It's better Don't get hurt either. I hope you can take care of me and protect me. Don't think about things for some unnecessary reasons. If the enemy is in front of you, what are you still thinking about? If I'm pretending, if this is me setting up a trap Lie to you, causing the opportunity to save me from the fire and water to pass away, wouldn't the gain outweigh the loss."

Without waiting for Que Rong to reply, Xie Yanxing continued on his own: "I know your concerns. In fact, the privilege of males is really hard for people not to fall. As a male, and the androgen Extraordinarily strong males, as long as I want, I can easily use my gender advantage to play with females and satisfy my own desires, they can't resist at the physiological level, and I don't need to pay any price."

"I don't think I'm some otherworldly saint, and I'm also enjoying all the conveniences brought by being a male, but at least I'm an individual, with the persistence that a human being should have, my three views, my morality, my Literacy is telling me what to do and what absolutely not to do.”

"Qorong, hiring and being hired is a relationship of mutual trust. I choose to trust your integrity, and I hope you can trust my character. In the next two months, you want to maintain a relationship with me as a superior and a subordinate for the sake of security. You can, or you want to be more comfortable with my friend, or you can, it’s all right, the choice is up to you. You just need to believe that I will never backstab you when you are loyal.”

This male is different.Admiral Randall's words sounded in Chorong's ears again.

It is indeed very different, he thought, different good lies, different eloquent arguments, the words are loud and clear, and the black eyes are focused and calm, so that even he, who is recognized as the most difficult female, believed it.

Quorong squeezed the helmet cake in his hand, unwilling to make the final rebuttal: "Then you prove it to me."

"What?" Xie Yanxing asked in confusion.

Que Rong, who has a lot of eyes and a small heart, immediately said loudly: "I need you to prove to me your integrity and integrity, and prove to me that you will never intentionally cause me to lose the chance to return to the army."

Xie Yanxing immediately realized that this was the first time he and Que Rong met, and when he wrote down Ma Wei to the other party in the conference room of the military headquarters, he chuckled, "All right, all right, let me prove... how do I prove this? Do you want me to prove that there are serious friendships between males and females?"