99% of males are human

Que Rong has driven military warships to complete difficult missions in space many times, and even jumped from a height of several thousand meters with a parachute that failed, but he has never been trapped in a ship as leisurely as he is today In the soft and high-end sofa seat in the cabin, I watched the old housekeeper pour four or five cups like acrobatics, and finally poured him a cup of boiling red and black transparent hot water, and waited expectantly for him to drink the cup. Evaluation of premium drinks.

He didn't know what kind of cup it was, and he didn't want to expose his ignorance, so he refused to drink it with a blank face, pretending that well-trained guards like us never drink unknown water outside.Looking up, he saw that Xie Yanxing, who was seated next door, was serving the same hot water in front of him, and Que Rong wanted to wait to copy his answer, but then he thought, Xie Yanxing, a village worm from the countryside, can see everything. Abba probably wouldn't even know about this rich man's pastime.

"Tea?" Xie Yanxing happily picked up the cup, sniffed lightly at the tip of his nose, then took a sip, smiled and said, "Ancient Pu'er."

The old butler's eyes lit up instantly: "As expected of the master worm's friend, there are not many worms who can recognize that this is tea, and the worms who can tell the type of tea are even rarer. This tea can only be drunk here by the master worm. Tell me to take it out to entertain you."

Xie Yanxing's smile deepened, but Rong saw seven big characters on his face: Haha, I pretended it.

But Rong didn't show it on his face, but he was full of question marks inside, what is tea?Is this strangely colored strange water?Seeing that Yan Xing's expression of being happy after drinking didn't seem to be fake, he blew on the cool water and drank it... Afterwards, he was masked out of pain, and blocked the hand of the old housekeeper who wanted to refill, and insisted on ordering a glass of boiled water .

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In my impression, the representative behavior of male worms seeking pleasure and luxury is to build a swimming pool, hold a small party, and jump around to travel to various planets.But when they arrived at the territory of Jingjiayuan, Xie Yanxing and Que Rong found that their imaginations were still too lacking. After all, if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, who would have thought that there would be a magnificent private insect waterfall in the rich insect's home?

Looking out of the window at the long silver river suspended in the green mountains, Xie Yanxing immediately recited a well-known ancient poem: "Flying down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way falls nine days."

But Rong frowned and couldn't understand anything, but he just felt that the confrontation was neat and sounded very advanced and powerful, while the old housekeeper was so shocked that he couldn't help himself, and shouted excitedly: "It's this sentence, that's it. Sentence! The lord said exactly the same thing when he saw this waterfall, and then he chose this place as the address of the manor. You are really the confidant of my lord!"

Xie Yanxing didn't have the nerve to say that, according to this standard, all the more than one billion people in his country who went to elementary school are probably your master's confidantes.

It can be seen that Jing Minghui also attaches great importance to this meeting. The location is arranged at his home and he sent a ship to pick him up at the door of the other party's house. He also waited in the reception building in front of the tarmac early.Lan He, the female lord of his family, set down a table of refreshments made by himself. When Xie Yanxing arrived, he just took off his apron and stood beside Jing Minghui gently and respectfully.

Like Xie Yanxing, Jing Minghui also has black hair and black eyes, his appearance is sharper than Xie Yanxing's, and the raised phoenix eyes have an indescribable charm, which is unique.Compared with Xie Yanxing, who has a casual hairstyle, he combs his short hair behind his forehead meticulously, showing his elite qualities.

Lan He and Que Rong seemed to be old acquaintances, they called each other's names without introduction, one name was suffixed with professor, the other was suffixed with major general, and then they naturally stepped aside and spoke.

Xie Yanxing and Jing Minghui were a little embarrassed because this was the first time they met, they were completely strangers before, and they said hello to each other politely and distantly. Coming from the same city, he is a fellow villager. After speaking a few dialects, Jing Minghui immediately softened his cold face, and took Xie Yanxing to visit his back garden full of rare things with great interest.

"So you've only been here for less than six years?" Xie Yanxing praised sincerely, "It's really remarkable to have achieved such achievements in just six years."

"I don't have any talent for doing business. Among them, the genius should be my father-in-law. He has helped me a lot whether it is the first fund for Blue Whale's start-up, or the subsequent investment and development direction." Jing Minghui calmly Said, "No, strictly speaking, he should be my mother-in-law and Lan He's female father."

Xie Yanxing smiled, "Don't be so self-effacing, I think the mother-in-law should like you very much as a good son-in-law."

Jing Minghui shook his head, "As an outsider, I discovered the hidden business opportunities of the Zerg from a new perspective. You can come here as well."

"I can't do it." Xie Yanxing said, "I can't even type, and I'm suspected of not having gone to college."

Jing Minghui also laughed, probably because he had the same experience, "I changed the name after a long time, but I couldn't get used to the keyboard, so I specially found someone to develop a special input method, and I will pass it on to you when I go back. set."

"Thank you so much."

"Since you have only been here for a month, you must be the same as I was back then. People and worms are fighting with each other, and every time you speak, you remind yourself not to make mistakes..."

"I don't even bother to change it." Xie Yanxing whispered deliberately, "I just say it is a dialect."

Jing Minghui was slightly taken aback, and couldn't help laughing: "Why didn't I think of it at the beginning?"

Ten meters behind them, Quorong and Lanhe followed step by step. Occasionally, a conversation or two came into the ears of the two worms, and it could be heard that the male worms were having a very pleasant exchange.

"Are there a lot of words that I don't understand?" Lan He said cheerfully, "It's fine if you don't understand. I have been with him for five years, and sometimes I still can't understand what he is saying."

"..." Que Rong didn't know what Lan He was proud of, and he didn't know how he should respond, so he simply kept silent.

When turning the corner, Jing Minghui's eyes touched the expressionless Que Rong, and suddenly asked, "Why did you ask him to be your bodyguard? And he's actually willing."

"He took the initiative to apply, and the conditions happened to be the best." Xie Yanxing glanced back at Que Rong and Lan He, and the gentle Lan He immediately smiled back, while Que Rong looked at him with deep eyes, doing his best Complete his grim bodyguard duties.

"Do you know what happened to him in the past?" Jing Minghui asked, "The few female officers who have the highest killing power, that is, the fugitives in major homicide cases who face any trial and conviction, can directly arrest them if they cannot be arrested. It kills. The most important point is that the target of this power to kill is regardless of gender. Most of the people killed are vicious female fugitives. Only he, the only time he used this power to kill a high-level male insect, It led to the expulsion from the military, which happened more than a year ago, and there was a lot of trouble at the time. It was widely rumored on the Internet that he was an anti-male radical, and you asked him to protect you, how brave you are."

"He was recommended by Admiral Randall, I think he can be trusted, and after getting along for the past two days, our relationship is not bad." Xie Yanxing said.

Jing Minghui obviously also knew Randall, and said clearly: "Those of us who have traveled from the earth are almost all received by Admiral Randall."

"As for his past, I checked it online, but because it involves some military secrets, there are very few relevant details. It just said that he captured a high-level male worm alone and killed him, but when he killed the male worm, the law enforcement records The instrument happened to be damaged, so there is no way of knowing whether the males were truly uncapturable at the time."

"Well." Jing Minghui added, "He himself insisted that the male worm had been violently resisting before he was killed. If it was not stopped, it might cause more serious harm. But there is no evidence, and the military procuratorate is still in Xiongbao. Under the pressure of the Communist Party of China, he was suspected and dismissed from the military."

"Suspicious?"

"There is no doubt about the crime in this case." Jing Minghui smiled, "The main reason is that male criminals have a very special immunity from apology: any male who has been sentenced to death, as long as he repents, Intention, the death penalty can be changed to imprisonment. In fact, I can understand the reason for the existence of this law. After all, males are rare and precious. Most of their labor in prison is to provide androgen for widowed and lonely older females, rather than being shot. , It’s better to make the best use of everything. This is not a good job. How many young and energetic males who make minor mistakes go to labor for a day and come out immediately to do things in an upright manner, and they are innocent insects.

But the key lies in the fact that the various criteria for apology immunity are too vague and lack clear explanations, and the so-called "intention of repentance" is too subjective, leading to frequent loopholes. "

Xie Yanxing nodded, Jing Minghui saw that he was willing to listen, and continued:

"There was a case before. A male worm couldn't produce male cubs because his master waited, and the neighbor's sub-female female waiter who he had always looked down upon had a male cub with double yolk eggs. At home, he even stabbed the weak postpartum sub-female next door seven times, and then threw two unbroken male cubs and the last-breathing female from upstairs, all of them died on the spot.

As a result, when it came to court, the insect offender was granted immunity from apology just by saying sorry, and because he was young and strong, he worked hard in the prison, and the male insect was very easy to get a reduced sentence. The crime of intentional killing insects was extremely cruel, causing three insects to die. The deaths, which also included two male cubs, took the convict out of prison just three years later. "

"It's too exaggerated..." Xie Yanxing said, "Did the victim not retaliate?"

"Why not," Jing Minghui said, "on the day he was released from prison, the victim, Xiongzhu, squatted at the prison gate. As soon as the worm stepped out of the prison gate, he was shot five times and died on the spot. The social impact of this case is too bad. Regarding the apology immunity and the commutation measure for males, the federal parliament on the upper planet has been arguing in recent years. Whether to change it? How to change it? It is an absolute social hot spot.

And you, the guard, shot and killed the high-ranking male fugitive he was chasing at this most critical moment. "

"So Xiong Baohui suspects that Que Rong intentionally shot the criminal in order to avoid male worm's apology immunity and excessive sentence reduction?"

"It's quite possible, isn't it?"

Xie Yanxing looked down at the stones at his feet, "What is the truth like?"

"I'm afraid only he himself knows about it." Jing Minghui said, "You can ask."

"He won't tell me."

"Didn't you say that the relationship is not bad?"

"It's far from the point of heart-to-heart communication." Xie Yanxing smiled, "I didn't plan to get to know him in depth. Those bugs in the Yuejiao Bureau said that I would travel back to the earth in two months. What do I know so much?"

"Really?" Jing Minghui was slightly surprised, and then sighed sadly, "I have been confirmed as unable to travel again. I don't know how my parents are on Earth, and my younger brother and younger sister... yes Now, when you came here, how many years was it on Earth?"

The two stopped and calculated the time carefully, and found that six years had passed on the Zombie Planet, while only two years had passed on Earth.

But two years, more than 600 days, is not a small number, enough for a person to go from missing to confirmed dead.

This slightly heavy topic ended with Jing Minghui's sigh, and soon he changed his attitude and talked about his entrepreneurial philosophy on Zongxing.According to him, the product development direction of the Zerg is very problematic. Almost all advanced and luxurious products are sold for males, and only the consumption ability of males is considered. This is also understandable. After all, the law stipulates that the property of females after marriage All belong to the male lord, and it is the male who controls the financial power, so it is also the male who decides what to buy.

But this also leads to a very backward consumer market for female insects.There are a wide variety of brands for male insects, and there are hundreds of types of bath liquid fragrances alone; for female insect brands, in terms of clothing, there are only a poor two or three, and the styles of clothes are also different. The top ones are ordinary.

But they forget that there are also females who are being favored.

Also underestimated how boring those rich males are because they don't have to worry about their livelihood, don't need to work, and have nothing to do.

The way they compete with each other is increasingly difficult to satisfy on the male body alone, and they urgently need new tricks to have fun.

So Jing Minghui made a decisive decision and opened a luxury brand specially tailored for female insects, Blue Whale.

The first thing I did was clothing and bags, and the prices were ridiculously expensive, and the clearly marked prices were just to steal money.

The advertising slogan is also very straightforward: the hero who loves you will definitely buy you xxx.Have you received the first xxx in autumn from Xiongzhu?The male protagonist can only buy xxx for one female monarch in his life.The five xxx every female must have...

It is specially made for females, but it goes straight to pit males for money, both openly and secretly.

There are other females, but can my females not have one?It seems that I abused the king's servants, buying, buying, buying, buying everything, the male masters were angry and paid for it, arranged the female servants clearly, and stood up to save face for themselves.

So Jing Minghui developed cosmetics and skin care products, including the low-end market, food, daily necessities... Anyway, he mixed it with everything, and the routines are similar. It is said that he is now developing a shampoo for female insects. I have already thought about posting the advertisement: a female insect used Blue Whale shampoo, and the fragrance attracted a male insect's imagination and unforgettable, so he chased the female insect away, pushed away several roadblockers, and finally found the soft and smooth hair Fragrant female.

However, it is said that this advertisement was boycotted by many males, saying that they insulted the males, and their males would never be so stupid to take the initiative to chase after the females. The style is too low, so no male actors have been found to shoot .

Xie Yanxing nodded again and again, as if he had returned to the earth in an instant, lying on the bed in the university dormitory, brushing "one hundred lipsticks that girls must have", "thirty graphics cards that boys can't miss"...