99% of males are human

After visiting the garden, Jing Minghui took Xie Yanxing to his tea room again. It is a small single room on the edge of a low cliff, leaning against a century-old pine tree. There is only a long table in the center of the room, decorated with warm-colored chandeliers. The remaining [-] square meters are pure white and nothing.

The detached artistic conception, as if sitting here cross-legged for an afternoon can ascend to heaven.

Lan He directed the servants at home to clean up after busy work. The tea room was not popular at all. Xie Yanxing felt that Jing Minghui usually didn't bother to come here for a sip of tea, but today he had a good chat, what did he say? You must also set a high profile in front of your friends from other places.

After the two sat down, Lan He personally washed, brewed and poured the tea for them...every link was very skillful and the movements were very elegant.The Zerg didn't have the habit of drinking tea at all, and Lanhe could only study the art of tea specially for Jing Minghui, Xie Yanxing couldn't help but look at him a few more times.

Then the housekeeper put on the tea table Lanhe's own refreshments, which were transported all the way from the reception room.Xie Yanxing vaguely remembered a Zerg saying that when the host hosts guests, the female insect who can demonstrate cooking skills must be the one most favored by the male host. In order to compete for the right to cook, many female lords and female servants will try Brains use all means.

Although Jing Minghui only has one female monarch, Lanhe must also look forward to guests tasting his craftsmanship.So Xie Yanxing quickly took a sip of the dim sum in front of him, and smiled at Lanhe, "My sister-in-law is really good at cooking."

Lan He's eyes were dazzled by this smile, his hand that was pouring tea shook, and he immediately blushed and looked at Jing Minghui, who frowned slightly and said, "Sister-in-law is our dialect, which refers to brother's servant..."

"Mr. Xiongchang?" The corners of Lan He's lips could not help but rise, and he looked at Xie Yanxing with joy, "Thank you for the compliment, I just made these in the afternoon, eat more... Xiongzhu, your favorite Please use more shortbread."

Jing Minghui frowned: "...we will have dinner later."

"..." Lan He paused for a moment, but soon returned to his smile, "Master, I have never seen you chat with any insect so speculatively and easily. I hope that Xiongzi Xie Yanxing can come to visit frequently in the future when he is free."

"...Yeah." Jing Minghui nodded slightly, which was his approval, and Xie Yanxing immediately smiled and said: "Since my sister-in-law has said so, then I will be disrespectful."

Xie Yanxing was born with smiling lips and peachy eyes, his appearance looked gentle and affectionate.Jing Minghui was the exact opposite of him, with phoenix eyes and thin lips, he seemed unfeeling and not easy to provoke.

Que Rong stood behind Xie Yanxing without saying a word, watching his employer smile brightly at Bie Chong's female, feeling suspicious in his heart.

"Xiongzi, if you like these pastries, I'll pack a few for you and take them home to eat."

"Okay." Xie Yanxing was not polite, "Sister-in-law is really virtuous, I am lucky."

Lan He seemed to like the title sister-in-law very much, and every time Xie Yanxing said it, his smile deepened, and he happily withdrew to prepare the packing box.Que Rong looked down at Xie Yanxing, bowed his body at the gesture of the other's eyes, and followed him out of the door.

Jing Minghui watched Lan He's leaving back, frowned silently and took a sip of tea.

"What's wrong?" Xie Yanxing asked.

"..." Jing Minghui shook his head, "It's nothing, Lan He...it's nothing."

From Jing Minghui's hesitant to speak, Xie Yanxing seemed to have seen something, his eyes moved lightly, and suddenly the topic changed, from Jing Minghui's big shopping mall to the gossip about Qi Nuo the day before yesterday, "Ming Hui, I have a female assistant who admires you very much and is a diehard fan of Blue Whale."

"is it?"

"But while he respects you, he is also afraid of you. He also said that you will kick me out the moment I come to the door."

"..." Jing Minghui probably understood what Yan Xing was referring to, "Are you still saying that I am both male and female? Hey... that's just a lot of nonsense when I was young and frivolous. I just passed through that time , I don’t understand anything, I’m very angry, everyone is an idiot, I think the abnormal relationship between males and females is simply unreasonable. However, the social structure and physiological conditions of the Zerg are very different from the human beings on our earth. I should not look at them with human eyes, because I am too radical."

Xie Yanxing listened quietly, refilled Jing Minghui's tea, and asked, "I'm quite curious about how you and Professor Lanhe got together. In my impression, Zerg's concept of marriage is completely different from that of us humans. Inconsistent, marriage and love are not the same, and the need for love is far lower than physiological needs. For the sake of population reproduction, monogamy is also difficult to become the mainstream concept. The three views of people and insects are inconsistent, and it is very difficult to get together. What about you two?"

Hearing Lanhe's name, Jing Minghui subconsciously looked outside the door.In order to leave enough space for the two to chat privately, there is no third person in the tea room, but Quorong and Lan He are sitting on the bench near the door of the tea room, with three black and white shepherds lying on their feet. They are teasing the dog, While chatting with each other one after another.

Xie Yanxing also followed Jing Minghui's line of sight to the outside world, but Rong first noticed the gazes of the males, raised his eyes and looked back, and then Lan He also raised his head, and asked the two of them suspiciously with their eyes if they needed anything. Ming Hui shook his head expressionlessly, while Xie Yanxing immediately smiled at him and waved his hands to indicate that nothing happened.

After the brief interaction ended, Xie Yanxing keenly noticed that Jing Minghui seemed a little unhappy and did not answer his question, but he deliberately ignored this and asked again: "Minghui, were you gay at first?"

"I don't like the same sex." Jing Minghui said, "Marrying him is an exchange of benefits. I need a lot of money to do business, and I need a strong background support, and he needs a hero who can provide a stable sex life."

His voice was cold and deep, with no expression on his face, "He came to me on his own initiative, and the intercourse hot flashes have seriously affected his work, so he wanted to be my female queen. At that time, there were countless females who pursued me , he is considered to have the best comprehensive conditions among them. The male father passed away, and the female father is the only female emperor who inherited all the inheritance of the male emperor. Marrying a doctor who studies ship-borne deflectors will give me a lot of help."

Jing Minghui's tone was really cold, like a profit-oriented businessman interpreting the terms of the sale, Xie Yanxing silently suppressed the smile on his lips as he listened, and said softly: "You mean, you don't like him , married him just for business? Now also?"

"Well. He should be the same. After all, you also said that Zerg's concept of marriage is very different from that of humans." Jing Minghui looked down at the teacup in his hand, and said, "I have had two girlfriends on Earth, they are completely different. Heterosexual, doesn’t like men, and won’t like him. He also knows this. I have clearly stated my thoughts before marrying him. He actively accepts and doesn’t think there is anything wrong with the conditions I put forward. The only requirement is law."

"Hmm..." Xie Yanxing said brazenly, "Can I ask the frequency?"

"..." Jing Minghui gave him a look like you want to ask why, but after a moment of silence, he whispered, "Twice a week."

This kind of behavior is only beneficial and harmless to female insects, but for male insects, it is easy to get tired after being refreshed, and the loss of a large amount of androgen is very exhausting, except for those studs with extraordinary talents and miserly ghosts The males and the rest of the males reduce their frequency on the same female as much as possible, so as to fully coordinate their abilities to take care of more females and seek the most property and rights.

Twice a week, on the same female, is actually a very high frequency.

"Did Lanhe ask you to marry a female servant?" Xie Yanxing said, "It's a waste of your ability to marry only one female servant. A few more female servants can avoid troubles from the male guardian and avoid paying those huge sums of money." Taxes, and more funds can flow in, anyway, the interests come first, if you want to maximize the benefits..."

"I don't like men at all. Marrying Lanhe is already forced by the situation. How can I force myself to marry another female?" Jing Minghui shook his head resolutely, "Lanhe also made it clear to me that he didn't want to have more women in the family. Female worms, he likes to do scientific research quietly and his work has a certain degree of privacy, if there are too many worms, there may be accidents, and we have the same concept on this matter."

Hearing this, President Xie Yan sighed, and said helplessly, "Ming Hui, do you have no friends at all on Zongxing?"

"What?" Jing Minghui frowned, felt a little offended by this question, and was very puzzled why Xie Yanxing said that suddenly.

"If you have one or two close friends who can talk about personal matters, no matter male or female..." Xie Yanxing looked at Jing Minghui, "They would have told you a long time ago that Lan He likes you very much, and so do you." I like Lanhe very much."

Jing Minghui was stunned for a moment, his face full of disbelief: "What nonsense are you talking about?! He, he... I don't know about him, but I don't like the same sex."

"Actually, you are the male and he is the female, and you are the opposite sex."

"You know what I mean."

"Minghui, Lanhe obviously has a desire to monopolize you. This is an aspect of love. It is difficult to appear in Zerg marriages, and it is also a very precious feeling."

Jing Minghui paused for a moment, his ears were a little red, but his face was still stern: "...What exactly do you want to say?"

"Have you ever wondered why you always go to see him subconsciously?"

Jing Minghui was taken aback again, "I'm always... looking at him?"

"Yes, once he is out of sight, you will definitely look for him with your eyes until you confirm his figure." Xie Yanxing said, "I originally thought it was a sign of a good relationship between you and your husband, but his attitude towards you It's also very strange, too respectful, and a little afraid of you, and you are too indifferent, not the kind of indifference, but a restrained indifference... You are subconsciously suppressing your feelings."

"...You," Jing Minghui pulled out a slightly angry smile, "There must be a limit to making up nonsense. You have only been with me for a long time, and you speak like a roundworm in my stomach!"

Xie Yanxing understands why Jing Minghui and Lan He are still in such a tangled relationship after being married for five years. It is because Lan He does not know how to play straight balls, and Jing Minghui must have contributed to this.