99% of males are human
Chapter 21
"Why don't you want to admit it?" He asked thoughtfully, "You don't even want to think about the possibility I raised, and jumped up to refute me in a hurry."
"Because it's absolutely impossible." Jing Minghui tried hard to suppress his gaffe, "I don't like men, and he's a worm."
"You are also a bug. You said it yourself. When you first passed through, you didn't give up and stayed here. You asked the scientists of the Transition Bureau to check again and again, and the other side checked again and again, confirming that the space-time storm factor that you can travel through is so small that it is almost zero. If you're bound to stay here forever for the rest of your life, you're a bug."
"..." Jing Minghui's Adam's apple rolled up and down, his face turned completely cold.And Xie Yanxing still smiled gently, "Isn't it normal to like someone? Why don't you want to admit it?"
Jing Minghui used silence to express his resistance to this topic, like a hard and smelly stone, probably all his intellectual points were allocated to the workplace, leaving nothing for the love scene.If someone else was sitting here, Xie Yanxing wouldn't bother to talk to him when he saw this non-violent and non-cooperative attitude. Anyway, it wasn't him who was feeling uncomfortable.But maybe it was because Jing Minghui was the first old friend he met in this foreign land, and Lanhe's dim sum was really delicious. After a long silence, he had no choice but to take heavy medicine——
"Since you can't tell what liking is, you must know what jealousy is, right?"
Xie Yanxing raised his eyes, and his deep black pupils were full of understanding and control: "When I saw him smiling at me just now, you were very upset, right? I had a dark thought, thinking that it was clearly your mistress, Why do you show off to other males? When you see me smiling at him, do you feel that I am very obtrusive and irritable, worrying that I have some thoughts that I shouldn’t have, thinking that I should go quickly, thinking that I will Shouldn't we be in touch?"
—— "Minghui, you're jealous."
Jing Minghui thumped the table and stood up, his movements were so large that he overturned the teacup on the table.
"See off!" he roared angrily.
The silence of the years outside the door was instantly broken by this sound. Before Xie Yanxing helped the overturned teacup in front of him, a gust of wind blew in, but Rong had already firmly protected him behind him. Six scarlet vertical pupils have been opened on the face, staring at Jing Minghui hostilely, as long as this male worm dares to make another move, he will definitely not be polite to him.
Lan He was a step slower than Que Rong, but this was his home after all, he casually took a picture of a hidden mechanism on the wall, and in the next second, he took out two pistols and pointed them directly at Xie Yanxing and Que Rong.
Jing Minghui realized that he had overreacted: "..."
"What are you doing?" He forced a serious expression to cover up his gaffe, "Lan He, put the gun back!"
"But the hero...!"
"Que Rong." Xie Yanxing patted Que Rong's back amusedly, "What are you doing, take your eyes back."
"You guys are talking?" Que Rong's two eyes on the right looked at Xie Yanxing, while the other four were still staring at Jing Minghui.
"No." Xie Yanxing pretended to be stupid.
So Que Rong's six eyes looked at Jing Minghui again, and the latter coughed lightly in embarrassment, "Lanhe, have you packed your snacks yet?"
"..." Lan He said that he couldn't keep up with the development of the situation, put down his pistol and said in a daze, "Okay..."
"There are still tea leaves," Jing Minghui said to several guards and servants who came after him, "Put the ones in the No. 1 cabinet in the second row of my collection room, and take...the remaining ones and give them to the geese."
"In addition, I also brought the box of white grass gold on the table in my study. Soaking this thing in water can keep the cold away and strengthen the body."
The old housekeeper looked at Yan Xing in surprise, but gave orders without any doubt.
Que Rong slowly closed his extra eyes, put away his guard, and stood meekly behind Xie Yanxing.
"Xiong lord, the dinner is ready," Lan He said to Jing Minghui in a low voice, "Aren't you going to keep them for dinner?"
Jing Minghui looked at Lanhe with very complicated eyes at this time, until Lanhe asked strangely again, the hero?Only then did he wave his hands irritably, "Next time there is a chance. You send them off...then come to my room."
"Don't forget the input method..." Xie Yanxing shouted behind him, "Ah, can you give me three tickets at a discounted price for the Blue Whale Valley?"
"I know, I'll copy it to you when I get back. Butler, give him three lifetime VIP black cards under the Blue Whale." Jing Minghui said impatiently, "Hurry up, hurry up."
Xie Yanxing couldn't stop laughing, but Que Rong was as inexplicable as Lanhe, who chased away the guests suddenly, but raised his hand and gave him a priceless gift. The market price of a box of white grass gold alone is 30.The one who was expelled was not angry, and smiled like a fox that was stealing fish. The friendship between the males is really wonderful...
Lan He was even more troubled by the fact that the hero actually told him to wait in his room. Apart from doing that, he rarely set foot in Jing Minghui's bedroom, but it was obviously less than a day since the last time...
"Lanhe," Xie Yanxing smiled and began to attack the second place, "I heard you call Minghui the one you always use, do you also call him that in private?"
Lan He took a defensive look at Yan Xing and nodded: "Yes."
"Didn't he tell you not to use honorifics?"
"..." Lan He frowned, "I did say it once when I first got married."
"Then why don't you change?"
"..."
"Afraid of offending him?"
Seeing Lan He's reaction, Xie Yanxing knew he had guessed right.Standing on the private ship, he turned his head and said to Lan He: "You are too cautious, speak more bluntly, be bolder, and then be more selfish. He likes you very much."
The hatch of the ship closed slowly, and through the window, Xie Yanxing saw Lan He's eyes widened in shock from his three points.Que Rong sat beside him with a discordant expression: "What happened? Jing Minghui hates men?"
"Contact Zeno to prepare dinner." Xie Yanxing said, "It's nothing. Someone's belief that he insisted on for five years was exposed by me once, and he became angry."
He briefly expounded his guess about the relationship between Jing Minghui and Lan He. Basically, Lan He believed that he married Jing Minghui through coercion and seduction, while Jing Minghui defined the relationship between the two as purely for interests. Exchange, so at the beginning one person was indifferent, and the other was cautious and did not dare to overstep the rules. Even if he changed his name, he was afraid of offending the hero.
And Jing Minghui, a typical cynic, must look down on the well-behaved local females more and more, and Lan He is in the opposite direction. The more indifferent Jing Minghui is, the more he feels that he is overstepping the rules, so the relationship between the two was once deadlocked.
But time often changes a lot of things. After getting along day and night, the relationship between the two is obviously softening. They already have a good impression of each other, but neither of them noticed it.They are still firmly believing "I don't like him" and "He doesn't like me".
"It's so troublesome...how did you see it?" Que Rong was a little incredulous, "Isn't it the first time you two met?"
"It's quite obvious, the eyes, the movements..." Xie Yanxing explained as if he didn't explain, "Let's infer from the character, even if the details are wrong, the general direction is hard to be wrong."
"..." Que Rong said, "Jing Minghui has such a bad attitude, what do you care about him? Let them tangle themselves."
"In a good mood, do good deeds every day." Xie Yanxing said with a smile, "Who made me grow wings? I don't care about wingless bugs."
Back home, Qinuo was still thinking that the main worm didn't get any food from Jing Minghui's place, so he said that the two worms broke up and were kicked out, right?But when he finally found the gift bag that Rong handed over, he poked his head in and almost lost his legs in fright.
"This, this... is this tea?" Shocked, Zeno quickly put the tea pot on the table, fearing that his hand would slip and knock it over, "Master, this thing is outrageously expensive. My hero bought it before, and it costs only 5 grams." It cost more than 3 star coins, but he was not willing to drink it. He put it in the display cabinet and offered it, saying that after a long time, it would become old tea and it would increase in value. I heard that the entrance is sweet, and there is something in it..."
"Tea polyphenols can refresh your mind, whiten your teeth, resist oxidation and aging, promote metabolism, and keep you young, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes." Zeno admired endlessly, "Master, you are so powerful, you know everything!"
What can Xie Yanxing, a veteran cadre of health care with common sense, not understand? The only thing he doesn’t understand is how Jing Minghui raised the price of tea in Chongxing to such an outrageous level...
"Jing Minghui gave me a lot..." Xie Yanxing looked at the stock in the bag, "From now on, I will change the hot water for me to tea...Of course, you can drink it if you want."
"Drink... every day? Can I also taste...?" Zeno's pupils trembled. What kind of family is this? They drink tea every day.
Que Rong waved his hand and refused: "I like ice water, but I can't drink this."
Zeno naively thought that Quorong was purely a wild boar and couldn't eat the chaff.He first went to Xingwang.com to carefully study ten ways of making tea, and carefully selected the most suitable one. After bathing and burning incense, he carefully scooped up a little tea with a measuring spoon, washed and brewed, and tried his best to give Xie Yanxing took a cup of steaming hot tea, and then tasted some of the remaining tea stalks in the bowl...
Zeno: "..." The wild boar is actually myself.
Zeno pretended to lick his lips deeply, "It's delicious, the fragrance is delicious, and the fragrance stays on the teeth and cheeks."
"Then drink more."
"No, I'm not worthy."
……
After dinner, Que Rong, who has a strong sense of self-management, used to go to the gym to expend excess energy, Xie Yanxing yawned, and said to him when he passed by, "I'm going to take a shower, I'll wait for you to come to my room. "
Hearing this sentence, Qino, who had just finished washing the dishes in the kitchen, popped his head. As soon as Xie Yanxing entered the door, he immediately rushed to Que Rong's side and knocked on the terminal, whispering like a thief: "During the day In addition to the men who repaired the door, a bunch of strange female insects came to ask questions, so that I forgot to send you a video file. The main insect takes half an hour to take a bath, but please make up for it during this time how to use……"
"Because it's absolutely impossible." Jing Minghui tried hard to suppress his gaffe, "I don't like men, and he's a worm."
"You are also a bug. You said it yourself. When you first passed through, you didn't give up and stayed here. You asked the scientists of the Transition Bureau to check again and again, and the other side checked again and again, confirming that the space-time storm factor that you can travel through is so small that it is almost zero. If you're bound to stay here forever for the rest of your life, you're a bug."
"..." Jing Minghui's Adam's apple rolled up and down, his face turned completely cold.And Xie Yanxing still smiled gently, "Isn't it normal to like someone? Why don't you want to admit it?"
Jing Minghui used silence to express his resistance to this topic, like a hard and smelly stone, probably all his intellectual points were allocated to the workplace, leaving nothing for the love scene.If someone else was sitting here, Xie Yanxing wouldn't bother to talk to him when he saw this non-violent and non-cooperative attitude. Anyway, it wasn't him who was feeling uncomfortable.But maybe it was because Jing Minghui was the first old friend he met in this foreign land, and Lanhe's dim sum was really delicious. After a long silence, he had no choice but to take heavy medicine——
"Since you can't tell what liking is, you must know what jealousy is, right?"
Xie Yanxing raised his eyes, and his deep black pupils were full of understanding and control: "When I saw him smiling at me just now, you were very upset, right? I had a dark thought, thinking that it was clearly your mistress, Why do you show off to other males? When you see me smiling at him, do you feel that I am very obtrusive and irritable, worrying that I have some thoughts that I shouldn’t have, thinking that I should go quickly, thinking that I will Shouldn't we be in touch?"
—— "Minghui, you're jealous."
Jing Minghui thumped the table and stood up, his movements were so large that he overturned the teacup on the table.
"See off!" he roared angrily.
The silence of the years outside the door was instantly broken by this sound. Before Xie Yanxing helped the overturned teacup in front of him, a gust of wind blew in, but Rong had already firmly protected him behind him. Six scarlet vertical pupils have been opened on the face, staring at Jing Minghui hostilely, as long as this male worm dares to make another move, he will definitely not be polite to him.
Lan He was a step slower than Que Rong, but this was his home after all, he casually took a picture of a hidden mechanism on the wall, and in the next second, he took out two pistols and pointed them directly at Xie Yanxing and Que Rong.
Jing Minghui realized that he had overreacted: "..."
"What are you doing?" He forced a serious expression to cover up his gaffe, "Lan He, put the gun back!"
"But the hero...!"
"Que Rong." Xie Yanxing patted Que Rong's back amusedly, "What are you doing, take your eyes back."
"You guys are talking?" Que Rong's two eyes on the right looked at Xie Yanxing, while the other four were still staring at Jing Minghui.
"No." Xie Yanxing pretended to be stupid.
So Que Rong's six eyes looked at Jing Minghui again, and the latter coughed lightly in embarrassment, "Lanhe, have you packed your snacks yet?"
"..." Lan He said that he couldn't keep up with the development of the situation, put down his pistol and said in a daze, "Okay..."
"There are still tea leaves," Jing Minghui said to several guards and servants who came after him, "Put the ones in the No. 1 cabinet in the second row of my collection room, and take...the remaining ones and give them to the geese."
"In addition, I also brought the box of white grass gold on the table in my study. Soaking this thing in water can keep the cold away and strengthen the body."
The old housekeeper looked at Yan Xing in surprise, but gave orders without any doubt.
Que Rong slowly closed his extra eyes, put away his guard, and stood meekly behind Xie Yanxing.
"Xiong lord, the dinner is ready," Lan He said to Jing Minghui in a low voice, "Aren't you going to keep them for dinner?"
Jing Minghui looked at Lanhe with very complicated eyes at this time, until Lanhe asked strangely again, the hero?Only then did he wave his hands irritably, "Next time there is a chance. You send them off...then come to my room."
"Don't forget the input method..." Xie Yanxing shouted behind him, "Ah, can you give me three tickets at a discounted price for the Blue Whale Valley?"
"I know, I'll copy it to you when I get back. Butler, give him three lifetime VIP black cards under the Blue Whale." Jing Minghui said impatiently, "Hurry up, hurry up."
Xie Yanxing couldn't stop laughing, but Que Rong was as inexplicable as Lanhe, who chased away the guests suddenly, but raised his hand and gave him a priceless gift. The market price of a box of white grass gold alone is 30.The one who was expelled was not angry, and smiled like a fox that was stealing fish. The friendship between the males is really wonderful...
Lan He was even more troubled by the fact that the hero actually told him to wait in his room. Apart from doing that, he rarely set foot in Jing Minghui's bedroom, but it was obviously less than a day since the last time...
"Lanhe," Xie Yanxing smiled and began to attack the second place, "I heard you call Minghui the one you always use, do you also call him that in private?"
Lan He took a defensive look at Yan Xing and nodded: "Yes."
"Didn't he tell you not to use honorifics?"
"..." Lan He frowned, "I did say it once when I first got married."
"Then why don't you change?"
"..."
"Afraid of offending him?"
Seeing Lan He's reaction, Xie Yanxing knew he had guessed right.Standing on the private ship, he turned his head and said to Lan He: "You are too cautious, speak more bluntly, be bolder, and then be more selfish. He likes you very much."
The hatch of the ship closed slowly, and through the window, Xie Yanxing saw Lan He's eyes widened in shock from his three points.Que Rong sat beside him with a discordant expression: "What happened? Jing Minghui hates men?"
"Contact Zeno to prepare dinner." Xie Yanxing said, "It's nothing. Someone's belief that he insisted on for five years was exposed by me once, and he became angry."
He briefly expounded his guess about the relationship between Jing Minghui and Lan He. Basically, Lan He believed that he married Jing Minghui through coercion and seduction, while Jing Minghui defined the relationship between the two as purely for interests. Exchange, so at the beginning one person was indifferent, and the other was cautious and did not dare to overstep the rules. Even if he changed his name, he was afraid of offending the hero.
And Jing Minghui, a typical cynic, must look down on the well-behaved local females more and more, and Lan He is in the opposite direction. The more indifferent Jing Minghui is, the more he feels that he is overstepping the rules, so the relationship between the two was once deadlocked.
But time often changes a lot of things. After getting along day and night, the relationship between the two is obviously softening. They already have a good impression of each other, but neither of them noticed it.They are still firmly believing "I don't like him" and "He doesn't like me".
"It's so troublesome...how did you see it?" Que Rong was a little incredulous, "Isn't it the first time you two met?"
"It's quite obvious, the eyes, the movements..." Xie Yanxing explained as if he didn't explain, "Let's infer from the character, even if the details are wrong, the general direction is hard to be wrong."
"..." Que Rong said, "Jing Minghui has such a bad attitude, what do you care about him? Let them tangle themselves."
"In a good mood, do good deeds every day." Xie Yanxing said with a smile, "Who made me grow wings? I don't care about wingless bugs."
Back home, Qinuo was still thinking that the main worm didn't get any food from Jing Minghui's place, so he said that the two worms broke up and were kicked out, right?But when he finally found the gift bag that Rong handed over, he poked his head in and almost lost his legs in fright.
"This, this... is this tea?" Shocked, Zeno quickly put the tea pot on the table, fearing that his hand would slip and knock it over, "Master, this thing is outrageously expensive. My hero bought it before, and it costs only 5 grams." It cost more than 3 star coins, but he was not willing to drink it. He put it in the display cabinet and offered it, saying that after a long time, it would become old tea and it would increase in value. I heard that the entrance is sweet, and there is something in it..."
"Tea polyphenols can refresh your mind, whiten your teeth, resist oxidation and aging, promote metabolism, and keep you young, right?"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes." Zeno admired endlessly, "Master, you are so powerful, you know everything!"
What can Xie Yanxing, a veteran cadre of health care with common sense, not understand? The only thing he doesn’t understand is how Jing Minghui raised the price of tea in Chongxing to such an outrageous level...
"Jing Minghui gave me a lot..." Xie Yanxing looked at the stock in the bag, "From now on, I will change the hot water for me to tea...Of course, you can drink it if you want."
"Drink... every day? Can I also taste...?" Zeno's pupils trembled. What kind of family is this? They drink tea every day.
Que Rong waved his hand and refused: "I like ice water, but I can't drink this."
Zeno naively thought that Quorong was purely a wild boar and couldn't eat the chaff.He first went to Xingwang.com to carefully study ten ways of making tea, and carefully selected the most suitable one. After bathing and burning incense, he carefully scooped up a little tea with a measuring spoon, washed and brewed, and tried his best to give Xie Yanxing took a cup of steaming hot tea, and then tasted some of the remaining tea stalks in the bowl...
Zeno: "..." The wild boar is actually myself.
Zeno pretended to lick his lips deeply, "It's delicious, the fragrance is delicious, and the fragrance stays on the teeth and cheeks."
"Then drink more."
"No, I'm not worthy."
……
After dinner, Que Rong, who has a strong sense of self-management, used to go to the gym to expend excess energy, Xie Yanxing yawned, and said to him when he passed by, "I'm going to take a shower, I'll wait for you to come to my room. "
Hearing this sentence, Qino, who had just finished washing the dishes in the kitchen, popped his head. As soon as Xie Yanxing entered the door, he immediately rushed to Que Rong's side and knocked on the terminal, whispering like a thief: "During the day In addition to the men who repaired the door, a bunch of strange female insects came to ask questions, so that I forgot to send you a video file. The main insect takes half an hour to take a bath, but please make up for it during this time how to use……"
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