99% of males are human
Chapter 31
She seemed to be too nervous, her cheeks were flushed, and she said shyly: "I'm sorry to bother you rashly, because there are too few fellow villagers here, I just received the news of your arrival today, I was a little excited, so I called directly, no Do you know if there is any abruptness..."
Treating the cute and polite girl, Xie Yanxing naturally became more gentle, "Nice to meet you, we should be about the same age, right? Just call me by my name."
"I'm three years older than you..." Yang Meng couldn't help being dazzled by Xie Yanxing's smile, and mustered up the courage to ask: "Then Xie Yanxing, I wonder if you are free this afternoon? Can I come and visit you?" ?”
What's wrong with this?Xie Yanxing is naturally welcomed by one hundred people.
So before two o'clock in the afternoon, Yang Meng arrived with Tingting holding a small umbrella.
Besides her, there were three female insects following behind her, two of them were similar in height, shape and appearance, both had chestnut hair and amber eyes, their personalities were surprisingly consistent and very lively, chattering non-stop.
The third is a handsome and tall female, who is quite silent in comparison, with long blond hair tied behind her head, and sapphire blue eyes that make her look like a young earl in a European court, always standing respectfully in front of Yang After the dream, hold a handbag and a bag for her.
Zi Nuo served tea to the guest worm, and when he stepped aside, he couldn't help but observe Yang Meng's appearance again and again. He had never seen a male worm like this before, sweet and petite, very special.The strangest thing was that the male's chest muscles were exceptionally well-developed and bulging. Zi Nuo couldn't help but take a second look, but Yang Meng caught his gaze, and he quickly lowered his head in a good manner in fright.
"Nanfeng." Yang Meng stretched out her hand, and the blond female immediately handed over the bag, and Yang Meng then handed over the things to Xie Yanxing, "I'm sorry, I don't have any presents to hand, this is a comic book I published... It's a shame..."
Xie Yanxing opened the bag, and there were two volumes inside. The two thick volumes were two different works, both of which were being serialized, with a big word 1 next to the title.Before he could read the writing carefully, he heard one of the twin females shouting: "The hero is very powerful, he is a well-known painter! He even held a book signing party."
"Abin!" Yang Meng pushed him shamelessly, and Abin hugged his brother's arm with a smile, "I'm not wrong, the master bug is very powerful! Akun, what do you think?"
"I also think it's super powerful," Ah Kun gestured with a big ball, "It's so powerful!"
This might be some kind of stalk between them in private, the twins suddenly laughed and laughed together.
Yang Meng closed his eyes helplessly with them: "I'm sorry, they are quite noisy... I didn't want to bring them here, but these two guys are desperate to come and play with them..."
"Abin, Akun." The blond female Nanfeng called their names warningly in a cold voice. Unexpectedly, his words were more effective than Yang Meng's. The twins immediately stood upright behind the sofa. Dare to be skinny again.
Zeno stretched his neck curiously to look at the cover of the book in Xie Yanxing's hand, and suddenly said in surprise: "I Can't Be So Popular in Another World——A Female Worm's Wonderful Traveling Adventure", "Advanced Male Worm Blackening Progression" middle"?"
Yang Meng buried her face in her palms in shame: "No, just read it in your heart, don't read it, don't read it..."
"I've seen it, I've seen "Different Love"!" Zeno said pleasantly, "It's so good! The plot is too novel, I like the bamboo horse in it the most, I hope the protagonist can be with him, I have always had Follow up the serialization on the Internet! By the way, my hero likes "Blackening" so much, and I still have time to grab its surroundings! When the protagonist's female father died..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Meng and the other worms all cast their eyes on Xie Yanxing. Obviously, they couldn't imagine that such a worm would cry while reading comics, so Xie Yanxing had no choice but to explain: "I'm not him." The Xiongbao Society sent me a life assistant."
"That……"
"Neither is Que Rong, he is my bodyguard." Xie Yanxing glanced at the cold-faced bodyguard on the right back, and the other party's eyes fell on the cover of the book in his hand, and his brows frowned into a well. beyond the scope of his knowledge.
"Quorong?" The blond female Nanfeng repeated in surprise, but quickly stopped being surprised, "I'm sorry...you seem to be very different from the rumors."
The rumored anti-male radicals were acting as bodyguards for the males, and it was no wonder Nanfeng was surprised.Que Rong had already gotten used to it, so he skipped this point with a casual nod.Seeing what Yang Meng was hesitating about, Xie Yanxing was a bit shy about what he wanted to say, smiled, and said to the other worms: "Would it be boring to stand here? Querong, Qinuo, take them to the courtyard, Let me chat with Yang Meng about books."
Clever worms like Quorong and Nanfeng knew that this was chasing worms, and the two male worms wanted to talk about something private.But the fools don't have much insight, do they?With a sound, Abin and Akun didn't want to move, and were forcibly carried away by Nanfeng; Zi Nuo felt that he should stay to add tea and water, but was also taken away by Que Rongti.
"What water to pour, brother Rong will take you to dig out the eggs."
"Bird eggs?!" Abin and Akun were childlike, and when they heard something interesting, they immediately ran faster than Nanfeng.
As soon as the irrelevant worms left, the atmosphere between the two earthlings suddenly relaxed a lot. Yang Meng's blushing cheeks did not cool down, and she said embarrassedly: "I was a tepid manga artist back then , After coming here, I can’t relax, I want to continue to do my old job. Male insect painters are very gimmick, and I can also contact life on the earth to draw some novel themes that insects have never heard of, so I can become famous... ..."
Xie Yanxing nodded: "What are you talking about?"
"Well...it's still the same old routine." Yang Meng said, ""Different Love" is aimed at the group of female insects. It tells about a female insect who cannot get married and accidentally travels to another world, which is based on the earth. Then he entered university to study, and was spotted by four outstanding 'male worms', namely childhood sweethearts who grew up together, classmates in the same class and dormitory, the president of the senior student union, and the mature and sexy school doctor, and at the same time Pursue his story."
"When this book was serialized, although it was very popular, it also encountered a lot of obstacles, mainly the voices of the males, scolding me for the unrealistic and low-level obscenity of the females. I had an idea, and simply double-opened the other A book called "Blackening" is about a noble illegitimate male who was originally a high-class male, but his female father disguised him as a disabled waste in order to protect him. The females of his famous family for many years have always been devoted to him, and there are countless stories of excellent females throwing themselves into their arms."
"After the double serialization, the voice of obstruction is much smaller, and the data is not bad..."
Xie Yanxing nodded with a smile: "I haven't read many comics, but I always think the content sounds very interesting."
"Thank you." Yang Meng could not conceal her joy in her shyness.
At this moment, a few excited shouts suddenly came from the courtyard outside the house.One of the twins suddenly held two bird eggs and waved to the people in the house from the floor-to-ceiling window, and shouted joyfully: "Master, that silver-haired guard is so powerful! He jumped up the tree more than ten meters away." !"
Immediately afterwards, another twin greeted from a distance: "Kun Kun, come quickly, they are going to light a fire to roast the eggs!"
"Okay. Here we come!" Akun came in a hurry, and left in a hurry, and immediately ran away without a trace.
Yang Meng looked at the back of him jumping away, and sighed helplessly: "It feels like the two little brothers who don't grow up... Sigh, but they are quite talented in painting..." The words just said Halfway through, she suddenly remembered something, and asked Xie Yanxing: "You didn't marry the emperor's servant? Didn't Xiong Baohui come to urge you?"
"I'm not married. I'm reminded, but they can't force me to do something I don't want." Xie Yanxing took a sip of tea, "What about you, all three females are your servants?"
"Of course not, there is only one." Yang Meng picked up the teacup timidly, and said in a low voice, "The other two are just staying at my house temporarily...don't believe it, really, I am a very dedicated person." Oh women..."
"When I first traveled here, I always felt unreal. I suspected that I was dreaming, or was dragged by the TV station to do some tricky show. Until I went to bed at night..." Yang Meng's expression was very subtle, "I found that my body structure appeared. changed..."
Xie Yanxing looked away: "..."
"Before I got used to it, Xiong Baohui came to my door aggressively, gave me a bunch of pictures of females, and tried to persuade me to marry a wife."
"They have all kinds of words and means, which made me stunned for a while... But the key point is, those photos are full of handsome men of various colors. Really, I couldn't help it at all, and even posed The appearance of the deputy Ren Jun's choice, Huahua World just fascinated me, and I just like to play otome games, and I thought it was a game world, so excited, clicked five."
"I also specially chose different types of female insects. For example, the twins are cheerful and upright, Nanfeng is a mature butler type, there is a violinist with a cold and vicious tongue, and a tall, fit and travel-loving female insect. .”
The more Yang Meng said, the more ashamed she became. It felt like she was saying that the name of the courier recipient was the wife of a xxx star. She covered her face again: "But I won't be so stupid as to marry directly. I still keep my eyes open and say foresight." Face to face, similar to a blind date?"
"..." Although he didn't know whether this so-called keeping an eye out was considered staying, Xie Yanxing still continued to ask, "And then? What's the result of the blind date?"
"...The result of the blind date is very, very complicated. Four of the five females have their own stories, which stunned me for a while. I wish I could write it down and draw it into a cartoon on the spot."
Xie Yanxing: "..." What a dedicated and strong working woman, the dedication here is really dedicated.
"I...ah, in fact, I have long wanted to find someone to complain about." Yang Meng's habitual small movements tugged at her sideburns and long hair, "But no one told me that the local males don't understand my brain circuits at all. We Among the Earth companions, Jing Minghui never paid attention to me. If it wasn’t because of you two days ago, we chatted, I would have suspected that he blocked me. As for that idiot Zou Qing, it’s useless to tell him... Ah, do you know Zou Qing? He is also our compatriot..."
what happened?Is there still an invisible chain of contempt among the earthlings who traveled through the insect planet?Jing Minghui thinks that Yang Meng is a fool, and Yang Meng thinks that Zou Qing, an earthling who Xie Yanxing has never met, is a fool... Will Zou Qing think that Xie Yanxing is a fool, thus forming a perfect closed loop.
Xie Yanxing didn't speak, but quietly lowered his eyes to refill Yang Meng's tea, and also filled his own cup.During this period, Yang Meng struggled fiercely in her heart. Perhaps it was because she had been holding back this matter for too long and suffered from no one to talk to, or maybe Xie Yanxing's gentle and noble temperament around her made her very relaxed. In the end, she still sighed. Tone, "If you are willing to listen to my bitterness..."
Just as Xie Yanxing was about to answer, there was a sound of footsteps coming from far to near. When he turned around, he saw Que Rong walking over quickly, standing beside him, then bent slightly, and opened the palm of his armored right hand upwards. A hot roasted bird's egg, with the shell cracked at the top, you can see the shiny white and yolk inside, exuding the fragrance of ash and grass leaves.
"Master, taste it."
"...Is this how your worm armor is used?" Xie Yanxing smiled, and pointed at Yang Meng, "Let's give it to the guests first."
"He has it." Qu Rong didn't move, he didn't even raise his eyes to look at the opposite side, "His female has prepared it for him too."
Not far away, Nanfeng was walking towards here with a small porcelain white bowl in his hands.Xie Yanxing lowered his head knowingly: "...But it's too hot, I can't handle it, let's put it on the table to cool down."
"I'll peel it off for you." Que Rong quickly turned his left hand into insect armor, crushed the eggshell, and peeled off the shell skillfully. He even peeled off a long strip of the shell with the transparent thin skin inside, from the beginning to the end. It didn't break, and then it was directly fed to the mouth of the understanding geese.
Xie Yanxing was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyes to meet Que Rong's.Que Rong also realized at this moment that his behavior was a bit out of bounds, but if he withdrew his hand at this moment, it would be even more embarrassing, so he pretended not to notice anything, and passed his hand forward again.
Soon, the male looked back, opened his mouth slightly, bit the egg with his teeth and gently picked it up, and quickly licked it with the tip of his tongue, eating the small roasted egg into his mouth.
Treating the cute and polite girl, Xie Yanxing naturally became more gentle, "Nice to meet you, we should be about the same age, right? Just call me by my name."
"I'm three years older than you..." Yang Meng couldn't help being dazzled by Xie Yanxing's smile, and mustered up the courage to ask: "Then Xie Yanxing, I wonder if you are free this afternoon? Can I come and visit you?" ?”
What's wrong with this?Xie Yanxing is naturally welcomed by one hundred people.
So before two o'clock in the afternoon, Yang Meng arrived with Tingting holding a small umbrella.
Besides her, there were three female insects following behind her, two of them were similar in height, shape and appearance, both had chestnut hair and amber eyes, their personalities were surprisingly consistent and very lively, chattering non-stop.
The third is a handsome and tall female, who is quite silent in comparison, with long blond hair tied behind her head, and sapphire blue eyes that make her look like a young earl in a European court, always standing respectfully in front of Yang After the dream, hold a handbag and a bag for her.
Zi Nuo served tea to the guest worm, and when he stepped aside, he couldn't help but observe Yang Meng's appearance again and again. He had never seen a male worm like this before, sweet and petite, very special.The strangest thing was that the male's chest muscles were exceptionally well-developed and bulging. Zi Nuo couldn't help but take a second look, but Yang Meng caught his gaze, and he quickly lowered his head in a good manner in fright.
"Nanfeng." Yang Meng stretched out her hand, and the blond female immediately handed over the bag, and Yang Meng then handed over the things to Xie Yanxing, "I'm sorry, I don't have any presents to hand, this is a comic book I published... It's a shame..."
Xie Yanxing opened the bag, and there were two volumes inside. The two thick volumes were two different works, both of which were being serialized, with a big word 1 next to the title.Before he could read the writing carefully, he heard one of the twin females shouting: "The hero is very powerful, he is a well-known painter! He even held a book signing party."
"Abin!" Yang Meng pushed him shamelessly, and Abin hugged his brother's arm with a smile, "I'm not wrong, the master bug is very powerful! Akun, what do you think?"
"I also think it's super powerful," Ah Kun gestured with a big ball, "It's so powerful!"
This might be some kind of stalk between them in private, the twins suddenly laughed and laughed together.
Yang Meng closed his eyes helplessly with them: "I'm sorry, they are quite noisy... I didn't want to bring them here, but these two guys are desperate to come and play with them..."
"Abin, Akun." The blond female Nanfeng called their names warningly in a cold voice. Unexpectedly, his words were more effective than Yang Meng's. The twins immediately stood upright behind the sofa. Dare to be skinny again.
Zeno stretched his neck curiously to look at the cover of the book in Xie Yanxing's hand, and suddenly said in surprise: "I Can't Be So Popular in Another World——A Female Worm's Wonderful Traveling Adventure", "Advanced Male Worm Blackening Progression" middle"?"
Yang Meng buried her face in her palms in shame: "No, just read it in your heart, don't read it, don't read it..."
"I've seen it, I've seen "Different Love"!" Zeno said pleasantly, "It's so good! The plot is too novel, I like the bamboo horse in it the most, I hope the protagonist can be with him, I have always had Follow up the serialization on the Internet! By the way, my hero likes "Blackening" so much, and I still have time to grab its surroundings! When the protagonist's female father died..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Meng and the other worms all cast their eyes on Xie Yanxing. Obviously, they couldn't imagine that such a worm would cry while reading comics, so Xie Yanxing had no choice but to explain: "I'm not him." The Xiongbao Society sent me a life assistant."
"That……"
"Neither is Que Rong, he is my bodyguard." Xie Yanxing glanced at the cold-faced bodyguard on the right back, and the other party's eyes fell on the cover of the book in his hand, and his brows frowned into a well. beyond the scope of his knowledge.
"Quorong?" The blond female Nanfeng repeated in surprise, but quickly stopped being surprised, "I'm sorry...you seem to be very different from the rumors."
The rumored anti-male radicals were acting as bodyguards for the males, and it was no wonder Nanfeng was surprised.Que Rong had already gotten used to it, so he skipped this point with a casual nod.Seeing what Yang Meng was hesitating about, Xie Yanxing was a bit shy about what he wanted to say, smiled, and said to the other worms: "Would it be boring to stand here? Querong, Qinuo, take them to the courtyard, Let me chat with Yang Meng about books."
Clever worms like Quorong and Nanfeng knew that this was chasing worms, and the two male worms wanted to talk about something private.But the fools don't have much insight, do they?With a sound, Abin and Akun didn't want to move, and were forcibly carried away by Nanfeng; Zi Nuo felt that he should stay to add tea and water, but was also taken away by Que Rongti.
"What water to pour, brother Rong will take you to dig out the eggs."
"Bird eggs?!" Abin and Akun were childlike, and when they heard something interesting, they immediately ran faster than Nanfeng.
As soon as the irrelevant worms left, the atmosphere between the two earthlings suddenly relaxed a lot. Yang Meng's blushing cheeks did not cool down, and she said embarrassedly: "I was a tepid manga artist back then , After coming here, I can’t relax, I want to continue to do my old job. Male insect painters are very gimmick, and I can also contact life on the earth to draw some novel themes that insects have never heard of, so I can become famous... ..."
Xie Yanxing nodded: "What are you talking about?"
"Well...it's still the same old routine." Yang Meng said, ""Different Love" is aimed at the group of female insects. It tells about a female insect who cannot get married and accidentally travels to another world, which is based on the earth. Then he entered university to study, and was spotted by four outstanding 'male worms', namely childhood sweethearts who grew up together, classmates in the same class and dormitory, the president of the senior student union, and the mature and sexy school doctor, and at the same time Pursue his story."
"When this book was serialized, although it was very popular, it also encountered a lot of obstacles, mainly the voices of the males, scolding me for the unrealistic and low-level obscenity of the females. I had an idea, and simply double-opened the other A book called "Blackening" is about a noble illegitimate male who was originally a high-class male, but his female father disguised him as a disabled waste in order to protect him. The females of his famous family for many years have always been devoted to him, and there are countless stories of excellent females throwing themselves into their arms."
"After the double serialization, the voice of obstruction is much smaller, and the data is not bad..."
Xie Yanxing nodded with a smile: "I haven't read many comics, but I always think the content sounds very interesting."
"Thank you." Yang Meng could not conceal her joy in her shyness.
At this moment, a few excited shouts suddenly came from the courtyard outside the house.One of the twins suddenly held two bird eggs and waved to the people in the house from the floor-to-ceiling window, and shouted joyfully: "Master, that silver-haired guard is so powerful! He jumped up the tree more than ten meters away." !"
Immediately afterwards, another twin greeted from a distance: "Kun Kun, come quickly, they are going to light a fire to roast the eggs!"
"Okay. Here we come!" Akun came in a hurry, and left in a hurry, and immediately ran away without a trace.
Yang Meng looked at the back of him jumping away, and sighed helplessly: "It feels like the two little brothers who don't grow up... Sigh, but they are quite talented in painting..." The words just said Halfway through, she suddenly remembered something, and asked Xie Yanxing: "You didn't marry the emperor's servant? Didn't Xiong Baohui come to urge you?"
"I'm not married. I'm reminded, but they can't force me to do something I don't want." Xie Yanxing took a sip of tea, "What about you, all three females are your servants?"
"Of course not, there is only one." Yang Meng picked up the teacup timidly, and said in a low voice, "The other two are just staying at my house temporarily...don't believe it, really, I am a very dedicated person." Oh women..."
"When I first traveled here, I always felt unreal. I suspected that I was dreaming, or was dragged by the TV station to do some tricky show. Until I went to bed at night..." Yang Meng's expression was very subtle, "I found that my body structure appeared. changed..."
Xie Yanxing looked away: "..."
"Before I got used to it, Xiong Baohui came to my door aggressively, gave me a bunch of pictures of females, and tried to persuade me to marry a wife."
"They have all kinds of words and means, which made me stunned for a while... But the key point is, those photos are full of handsome men of various colors. Really, I couldn't help it at all, and even posed The appearance of the deputy Ren Jun's choice, Huahua World just fascinated me, and I just like to play otome games, and I thought it was a game world, so excited, clicked five."
"I also specially chose different types of female insects. For example, the twins are cheerful and upright, Nanfeng is a mature butler type, there is a violinist with a cold and vicious tongue, and a tall, fit and travel-loving female insect. .”
The more Yang Meng said, the more ashamed she became. It felt like she was saying that the name of the courier recipient was the wife of a xxx star. She covered her face again: "But I won't be so stupid as to marry directly. I still keep my eyes open and say foresight." Face to face, similar to a blind date?"
"..." Although he didn't know whether this so-called keeping an eye out was considered staying, Xie Yanxing still continued to ask, "And then? What's the result of the blind date?"
"...The result of the blind date is very, very complicated. Four of the five females have their own stories, which stunned me for a while. I wish I could write it down and draw it into a cartoon on the spot."
Xie Yanxing: "..." What a dedicated and strong working woman, the dedication here is really dedicated.
"I...ah, in fact, I have long wanted to find someone to complain about." Yang Meng's habitual small movements tugged at her sideburns and long hair, "But no one told me that the local males don't understand my brain circuits at all. We Among the Earth companions, Jing Minghui never paid attention to me. If it wasn’t because of you two days ago, we chatted, I would have suspected that he blocked me. As for that idiot Zou Qing, it’s useless to tell him... Ah, do you know Zou Qing? He is also our compatriot..."
what happened?Is there still an invisible chain of contempt among the earthlings who traveled through the insect planet?Jing Minghui thinks that Yang Meng is a fool, and Yang Meng thinks that Zou Qing, an earthling who Xie Yanxing has never met, is a fool... Will Zou Qing think that Xie Yanxing is a fool, thus forming a perfect closed loop.
Xie Yanxing didn't speak, but quietly lowered his eyes to refill Yang Meng's tea, and also filled his own cup.During this period, Yang Meng struggled fiercely in her heart. Perhaps it was because she had been holding back this matter for too long and suffered from no one to talk to, or maybe Xie Yanxing's gentle and noble temperament around her made her very relaxed. In the end, she still sighed. Tone, "If you are willing to listen to my bitterness..."
Just as Xie Yanxing was about to answer, there was a sound of footsteps coming from far to near. When he turned around, he saw Que Rong walking over quickly, standing beside him, then bent slightly, and opened the palm of his armored right hand upwards. A hot roasted bird's egg, with the shell cracked at the top, you can see the shiny white and yolk inside, exuding the fragrance of ash and grass leaves.
"Master, taste it."
"...Is this how your worm armor is used?" Xie Yanxing smiled, and pointed at Yang Meng, "Let's give it to the guests first."
"He has it." Qu Rong didn't move, he didn't even raise his eyes to look at the opposite side, "His female has prepared it for him too."
Not far away, Nanfeng was walking towards here with a small porcelain white bowl in his hands.Xie Yanxing lowered his head knowingly: "...But it's too hot, I can't handle it, let's put it on the table to cool down."
"I'll peel it off for you." Que Rong quickly turned his left hand into insect armor, crushed the eggshell, and peeled off the shell skillfully. He even peeled off a long strip of the shell with the transparent thin skin inside, from the beginning to the end. It didn't break, and then it was directly fed to the mouth of the understanding geese.
Xie Yanxing was stunned for a moment, then raised his eyes to meet Que Rong's.Que Rong also realized at this moment that his behavior was a bit out of bounds, but if he withdrew his hand at this moment, it would be even more embarrassing, so he pretended not to notice anything, and passed his hand forward again.
Soon, the male looked back, opened his mouth slightly, bit the egg with his teeth and gently picked it up, and quickly licked it with the tip of his tongue, eating the small roasted egg into his mouth.
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