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Que Rong hurriedly peeled off the remaining one, and this time he didn't feed it again, but took the porcelain plate that Zeno handed over in time, put the egg on it, and handed it to Xie Yanxing.After finishing all this, he felt a little embarrassed for no reason, thought about leaving a sentence that there were still a few bird eggs roasting, he went to have a look, and took it for himself so as not to let other insects live, and then ran away without looking back patio.

Xie Yanxing held the steaming egg in his mouth, his teeth slowly bit through a small mouth of the egg white, he was so hot that he exhaled white gas, and after a while, he carefully chewed and swallowed it bit by bit.

"It's so fragrant...it's delicious, this." Yang Meng praised repeatedly, as if she had never eaten eggs in her life, and only one of the twins, A Bin, believed it. "If the master likes it, let's go back and buy more." Bird eggs, bake them every day!"

Akun was next to him so greedy: "Is it so delicious? Are the remaining ones about to be cooked... Ah, the silver-haired brother snatched them all, save some for me!!"

"What? Wait for me!" Ah Bin immediately rushed out the door following Ah Kun.

Nanfeng handed Yang Meng a tissue, "Master, do you want me to get you some more?"

"No, no, you can play with them, don't worry about me."

When all the females left again, Yang Meng listened to the occasional slapstick laughter from outside the window, and said quickly: "Jing Minghui told me that you are a kind-hearted and intelligent compatriot, who made me encounter troubles." I can come to you, maybe you can help me solve it... This is the first time I've seen him speak so highly of a person..."

"Cough cough..." Xie Yanxing was drinking hot tea and swallowing the choking egg yolk. When he heard this sentence, he choked and coughed several times, "Did he really say that? He didn't let me eat right away. , chasing customers face to face."

"Hahahaha." Yang Meng couldn't stop laughing, she relaxed and pushed the teacup to the side, went to the snack table not far away and touched a bottle of carbonated drink, gurgled and raised her head, feeling Just like the seal was lifted, she was also a little girl who liked carbonated drinks, fried chicken and spicy soup when she came to Earth.

Xie Yanxing thought for a while, and couldn't help laughing: "Ming Hui..." He scolded him face to face, and praised him behind his back, really didn't know what to say.

After drinking most of the drink, Yang Meng smashed the can on the table with pride: "I don't need to solve my problem, you can just listen to it as gossip... The thing is like this, I was fooled by Xiong Baohui back then. After the selection, the pair of lively twins came to my blind date first. On the first morning, it was my elder brother, Abin. Don’t ask why it’s in the morning, the blind date also pays attention to efficiency, and it doesn’t stop in the morning, afternoon and evening. "

"Ah Bin was very nervous. He didn't say a word for a long time. It's not like now. He was nervous and I was nervous too. I sat in the drink shop all morning and finally waited until it was time to leave. , He struggled for a long time, and told me like he was about to cry, I’m sorry Xiongzi, I don’t have any money, so I can’t pay the bill.”

"I was taken aback by him. I thought he would say something sorry for Xiongzi. After talking all morning, I was conceived by air, and I was already pregnant with your worm eggs. This is the end? I went to pay immediately. It's less than 50 A drink fee of [-] yuan. Then I sat in that drink shop to catch up on drafts... Yes, I am a person who can’t stop, and I keep scolding deadlines to kill people, but once I don’t draw anymore and I’m not used to it, it’s time to On the second day here, we started to prepare for the new comics and start drafting.”

"The bug that came in the afternoon was Akun. To be honest, when I looked up, I almost thought that Abin was here again. I was shocked by the same face. But Akun was much more courageous. Before he sat down, he said bluntly with a sullen face. I don’t want to marry, because their father forcibly put the information on the waiting list of the Xiongbaohui. Before I said anything, he snorted again and said, Xiongzi, you can draw? Then he praised me loudly that you draw well. , You are so powerful and strong, you inflated me to death."

"Then we chatted a lot through comics, and found that Abin and Akun also like these, and they can draw illustrations and submit articles. They don't want to marry because they are afraid that they will be separated. They had already planned to live alone with their families and not marry. Bugs. But Zerg still has a rule, if the male father makes a request and provides evidence of reasonable reasons such as illness, his female cubs must turn over all their adult income until the female cubs are married."

"The reason their male father submitted was depression, but in fact he was not sick at all. He pretended, but the Xiong Baohui still approved the application of the male father, so they couldn't leave home and live alone. In fact, this male father used this This method forces them to marry worms, because all of their offspring can marry male worms, which means that the greater the contribution he makes to social reproduction, the better the next generation he provides, the higher his salary will be greatly improved."

"Later, Abin also came, and the three of us chatted for a long time about the plot of this comic I newly conceived. They gave me some 'unreasonable', which were actually too humane settings, and modified them. I thought Anyway, after my comics become popular, I have to recruit assistants, and after testing their drawing skills, I might as well ask them to be my assistants."

"It's purely a work cooperation, the labor contract is clearly written, and then no wages are paid, only housing and three meals are provided, and the wages are stored with me, so there is no need to hand them over to their male father who pretends to be sick."

"After finishing these two, the No.3 female insect came again at night. This one is actually a violinist. She is tall and has an excellent temperament. Compared with my slippers, short-sleeved old cotton trousers, I am speechless. He is only interested in music, and nothing else matters. The female father worried that he would not be able to get married if the information was on the list of the male insurance society. He submitted it for him, and he didn't care. But in the past year, he was preparing for the planetary music academy. Please marry me after your studies are over;"

"When I asked you when your studies would end, he said that you still need to prepare for the exam for one year, and then study for three years. If you can get some kind of award, you need to study for another four years. I was silent on the spot and said that you should study hard. The female violinist hesitated for a long time, and asked if I could declare that I was interested in him, and marry him after he finished his studies, so that he could deal with his female father who urged him to marry him."

"I dream of returning to Earth, really, I dream of returning to Earth! Different worlds, same troubles of urging marriage."

"As for the fifth one, the one who likes to travel is simply carved out of the same mold as the family of the last relative, because after being marked, the regular hot flashes have delayed his travels... He still likes it very much. My, thank you for my willingness to go on a blind date with him. After he has traveled all over the world, if I still want to marry him, he will definitely marry me. Me, it’s so beautiful, it makes me want to travel too.”

Yang Meng paused, and sighed: "Reality is indeed reality, and it's very different from the ending I imagined in the Otome game, sitting on the harem, Chongchong loves me." She couldn't help laughing, it wasn't true It's just a joke.

Xie Yanxing took a sip of tea, "What about the last one? Why haven't you heard the story of Nanfeng?"

As soon as Nanfeng was mentioned, Yang Meng's expression changed very vividly, like a girl who just fell in love talking about the person she admired, "Nanfeng is the last to come... and the only one who really married me, come up and see When I took out the account book, the registration was completed in the afternoon, but it was too fast, and I don't know what he thinks. I don't know if he likes me or not... Maybe he was forced by his family ah……"

"Why don't you ask him?"

"Of course he said something good, who knows if it's true or not... Oh, I hate it..." Yang Meng said, "So, take me as a warning, you must think more about it when you choose your servant."

"I won't marry a gentleman servant." Xie Yanxing briefly explained the reason, the time-space storm factor in him, two months.Yang Meng was dumbfounded when he heard that, "Can you go back? Then will you come again? If you can, can you bring me something? Many stand-alone games I like are not available here. I haven't played them for a few years. I really think about it. And the sketches in my computer, if I bring them all over, I can be more lazy... And, and..."

"Look at my mother." Yang Meng became depressed, forced a smile and said, "My father passed away in a car accident, and my mother brought me up to college alone. I don't know how she will live in her new family after remarrying? When I crossed She was just pregnant, and I don't know if it's a younger brother or a younger sister... Ah, it's a good thing she remarried, otherwise she would be so sad after I disappeared."

"Whether I can go back, whether I will come again, all this is still unknown." Xie Yanxing said, "But you can give me an address and name, and I will inquire after I return successfully."

Yang Meng was happy again, and happily explained the information, and also told her bank card password, saying that half of the manuscript fee in it would go to her mother, and the other half would be the courier fee for Xie Yanxing to and from the two worlds, if Xie Yanxing could not come back If so, then give it away for nothing, and spend it for her.

"Since you've only been here for two short months, don't let that day go to waste!" Yang Meng's way of thinking is surprisingly consistent with Xie Yanxing's in this regard, "Hurry up and go out and look around more, and you can learn more about these experiences when you go back. Make a book."

"Well, I originally planned to go to the Blue Whale Valley..."

Xie Yanxing only spoke halfway, and Yang Meng said embarrassedly: "I interfered with the plan, didn't you?... Hey, why don't we go together tomorrow! I know Blue Whale Valley very well. I have been there for at least ten years. Time, I’ll be your tour guide!… Or do you want to go alone with your guards and assistants? Then I’ll go back and write you a guide.”

"Let's go together." Xie Yanxing said, "I like crowds and excitement."

"Then how about I call Zou Qing up?" Yang Meng suggested, "Have you not seen him yet?"

"No, I have never seen a Chinese on the third star."

"Oh, he, except that his mind is a little off-line, everything else is good, and he is familiar with himself, so don't be afraid of his restraint." Yang Meng said, "By the way, he doesn't have a royal attendant just like you. Wear it He has been living alone for more than a year, but his reason for not marrying is different from yours... let him tell you by himself tomorrow."

Xie Yanxing nodded to express his anticipation, and asked again: "Have you had contact with other earthlings on the third planet? It seems that there is a Frenchman, a Finnish person, and a Japanese person."

"We've met each other...but it's really hard to communicate." Yang Meng, "It's hard for them too. People in their 30s and 40s, and the Finnish man in his [-]s has to learn Chinese from scratch. The Japanese ones are okay, at least they can barely recognize the characters, the two Europeans are going crazy, their tongues can't be straightened, and they are learning while crying."

……

The two chatted casually again, and Yang Meng got up to say goodbye, saying that she was going home to prepare for tomorrow's trip, and told Xie Yanxing to just sleep until tomorrow, and she would prepare the rest.When the twins heard that there would be fun tomorrow, they were so happy that they repeatedly told their good friend Zeno that they would see each other tomorrow.

The introverted Nanfeng and the indifferent Querong had nothing to say, they nodded at each other, as if they were saying that their troublesome hero and lord are going to cause you more trouble.

The time quickly turned to the next day, and the trip to the Blue Whale Valley, which had been postponed for several days, was finally on the itinerary on this sunny day.

Early in the morning, Yang Meng, a rich woman who has a small fortune because of the big sales of comics, drove a car with pride. In the car were not only the twins and Nanfeng who had appeared yesterday, but also a young man with a cut hair, leaning carelessly on the Laughing on the back of the chair.