99% of males are human

Seeing Xie Yanxing getting into the car, Cun Tou immediately got up and walked up to him to shake hands: "It's a pleasure to meet you, Xie Yanxing, right? I'm Zou Qing, and I'm the same person from the end of the world. Why should we meet each other before?"

Que Rong, who got into the car behind, glanced at the young man, and immediately judged the identity of the other party from the incomprehensible but rhythmic words. The thought of going around the home planet to see if all the worms over there can say such "weird" words.

"Hello. Listening to your words, do you think this place is not good?" Xie Yanxing asked with a smile.

Zou Qing immediately put on a bitter face, "It's good here, but I'm not good. I..."

Due to the presence of a bunch of local female insects, he couldn't speak too bluntly, so he could only wink and hint: "I only like Mengmeng, the sky-reaching telephone pole, and other female insects can't get up. "

What can Xie Yanxing not understand? What Zou Qing means is that he is a super straight man who only likes women. In a world where Zerg is full of "men", it is simply endless pain and torture.

This made Xie Yanxing want to bring Jing Minghui over to study hard. He is called a real heterosexual straight man, and Jing Minghui is a straight man in words, but in fact he and Lan He are almost on fire. What a dead duck with a stiff mouth and a stink male.

But what Zou Qing said didn't mean that when it fell into Zino's ears. He said in surprise, "Xiongzi, are you gay too?"

"Really?" Zou Qing asked back, and Zeno said: "No, I remembered wrongly, the master lied and cheated when he said that he was gay, and you are the only one here... It seems strange to say that, no I'm sorry..."

The twins couldn't help laughing, rushed over and rubbed Zeno's head for a while, and pulled him to the back row to play cards.

Fortunately, Zou Qing didn't care about these things, and said cheerfully to Xie Yanxing: "I just heard that another fellow from my hometown came, and I was looking forward to it. When I heard that the name was Xieyanxing, I didn't feel good, but still Have a glimmer of expectation, and then read the words... Hey, the illusion is shattered."

Xie Yanxing turned his head and glanced at Que Rong who was sitting by the window. The other party was watching them intently, sitting upright with his arms folded across his chest. The moment he met Xie Yanxing's gaze, Que Rong immediately understood and took out a pair of earphones from his pocket. Put it on, lean back on the back of the chair and close your eyes to rest.

"..." I don't know why, but Rong Rong's "sensibility" made Xie Yanxing feel a little bit sorry.At any rate, they are friends who have made friends with each other. When I leave at the end of January, I will tell him the whole truth, Xie Yanxing thought so.

After Que Rong put on the earphones, the rest of the female insects were "trash". Xie Yanxing dismissed his concerns about being overheard, turned his head and whispered to Zou Qing: "In fact, there are some female-looking existences among the female insects. There is such a female attendant in Qi, if you stay in Zongxing forever in the future, you can try to find such a gentleman attendant."

"He can't." Yang Meng couldn't stop laughing, "Appearance is indeed a problem, but it's not the only problem."

Zou Qing glanced at Yang Meng, "It's not all your fault, what are you doing with the extra thing? Otherwise, I'll just make do with you."

"I didn't let it grow," Yang Meng blamed, "Besides, even if I didn't have one, I wouldn't like you. My Nanfeng is [-] times more handsome than you, [-] million times!"

"Oh?" Xie Yanxing was stunned, and said to Zou Qing, "So you are..."

"I withered when I took off the other party's cool character." Zou Qing felt that the past was unbearable. Wanxuan, I found a super beautiful Asian female, with fluttering long hair, roving eyes, looking forward to a beautiful woman, she is the owner of a coffee shop near my house, the coffee tastes amazing, I have time to take you to sit.

"Ya female was very excited, saying that she thought she would never get married, but she didn't expect that such an excellent male like me would call him by name. I said don't get excited, I may not be able to marry you, let's try first, if If I can do it, if I can marry you, then I will marry you, if not, then I have worked hard, and I am destined to live the rest of my life with my hardworking hands."

Zou Qing rubbed his short hair: "You know the ending, it's as soft as cotton candy, and I can't get up anyway. In the end, I thought of the actress on earth and gave it to him to drink. The reward for helping me experiment."

Yang Meng held back his laughter and it was a little painful, Xie Yanxing couldn't help laughing: "Then what work are you doing now?"

"...I'm here," Zou Qing looked away embarrassedly, "I'm just working under the sub-female I mentioned just now, working as a cashier in a coffee shop. Because of the special status of the male insect, it has attracted a large number of people. The female customer is harassed by Xing all day long. Because the sacrifice is too great, the boss pays me a high salary, and I don’t work overtime or anything. The other female waiters also take good care of me, and my life is quite relaxed and comfortable.”

"That Ya female didn't become Zou Qing's female lord, but became his boss." Yang Meng smiled so her eyes curved into two arcs, "It's blood money!"

"Nonsense, the boss has always regretted not being my female king?" Zou Qing said dissatisfied, "Don't use your human values ​​to evaluate Zerg ideas."

"So I've been thinking, how cool is androgen to female insects? It can make them flock to them." Yang Meng said, Zou Qing immediately connected: "I've been thinking, why do you A girl is actually a male in the Zerg? Shouldn't you be a female?"

"Probably all of our Earth visitors will be males when they arrive at the Zerg." Xie Yanxing said, "It's good, after all, the Zerg lacks males."

"But some 'male worms' come here to eat and not to 'work'..." Yang Meng was used to teasing Zou Qing, but when she said this, she realized that she scolded the two men in front of her. He quickly blushed and apologized to Xie Yanxing, "No, I didn't mention you, you are thoughtful and kind-hearted, objective conditions do not allow..."

"I am also not allowed by the objective conditions!" Zou Qing retorted, "Besides, you are no better than me. You are rejected four times in the environment of Zerg who loves males. You only look at your face. Control idiots! It must be that your androgen smells too bad, and the females don't like it."

"What are you talking about? Nanfeng is praising me every day for the good smell of androgycin! And I also satisfy Nanfeng! I can get whatever I want. Although I have little experience and I am still very weak, Nanfeng often... But I am better than Hello!"

As Yang Meng talked, he suddenly remembered something, "Looking at it this way, the three of us are all problem males who are holding back, and even Jing Minghui only married a female gentleman, and he is also unwilling to actively contribute to society. Lazy."

"Only Han Kuo, who worked diligently and overfulfilled the GDP." Xie Yanxing said with a smile, "We have to treat him better, otherwise if he goes on strike in a fit of anger one day, our male worms on earth will lose their last facade."

"Hahahahaha, then I'll send him goji berries tomorrow."

"Send him a Coke."

"You kill insects and kill spirits! Poisonous woman!"

……

The males went all the way and arrived at the Blue Whale Valley without knowing it.

At this moment, Zeno won a small victory at the poker table and won Xiao Xu's pocket money, and he groaned with pride.The twins hugged Yang Meng's arms aggrievedly and acted like a baby. Feeling deeply that he was raising a son, Yang Meng touched their hair helplessly, and promised to treat them to eat super big rabbit legs when they entered the garden.

Hearing the super big rabbit legs, Xie Yanxing and Que Rong moved their eyes at the same time, and they bumped into each other exactly.

Xie Yanxing said with a smile: "I will treat you to eat later."

Que Rong: "..."

Since he said harshly before, saying, "I know Blue Whale Valley well, just be an idiot and follow me." Naturally, Yang Meng has prepared a comprehensive strategy.She was wearing a khaki peaked cap, a light-colored sweater and a short skirt, and a small white bag that was only for decoration, walking briskly at the front.

"According to my many times of playing experience, and by the way, referring to the notes and guides of other bugs on Starnet, the east gate of Blue Whale Valley has the least bugs queuing up before 08 o'clock, but now it is 30:[-], we have to speed up, and finally It will take just over an hour to get in."

"Speaking of this..." Xie Yanxing silently took out a black card from his pocket, "Jing Minghui gave it to me, it seems to say that you can skip the line?"

Yang Meng: "..."

"I'll go!" Zou Qing took the black card and observed it carefully, "Blue Whale's lifelong noble black card, the privilege of free trial of new products, the cardholder can bring two extra tourists to skip the line, plus all products and consumption under the name Discount privilege. Jing Minghui gave it to you?...Why did Jing Minghui only give it to you and not us?"

"Because I look good." Xie Yanxing took the card back.

Yang Meng immediately raised his hand and said, "You can take two extra tourists to skip the line, me, me, me, take me! Males are given priority, and weak males must be given priority!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Zou Qing echoed again and again, Yang Meng pushed his hand in disgust: "Why are you weak, you are like a female insect."

Zeno blinked innocently, took out his black card from his pocket, and said softly: "I have it too, we have 8 worms and 3 black cards here, there are enough places, no need to grab, worms can do it Skip the line."

"You have it too?" Zou Qing was surprised, "Why, in Jing Minghui's eyes, you are also prettier than me? I don't believe it."

Zeno: "..." Little Yafe can also lose her temper!

Que Rong also took out the black card from his pocket silently, flashed it in front of the insects before stuffing it back, he didn't care on the surface, but he pretended silently.The three black and filthy cards broke the hearts of Yang Meng and Zou Qing—we were the ones who came first, whether it was traveling through the insect star, or getting to know Jing Minghui...why do you guys have black cards!

After enjoying the VIP treatment and entering the park directly, the first project is to take the air tunnel speeding around the valley for a week.The supreme luxury travel team with three black cards and three male worms made the manager of the service area come to receive them in person. Eight teeth smiled, and asked: "One empty rail car can carry up to three insects. May I ask how you plan to group them?"

"We males are in groups of three." Zou Qing immediately put his arms around the shoulders of Xie Yanxing and Yang Meng respectively, "The rest is up to you."

As soon as the words fell, the remaining five females shouted in unison: "No!"

The twins hugged one of Yang Meng's arms respectively: "We want to ride a speeding car with the master worm!"

Nan Feng stood behind Yang Meng without saying a word, Yang Meng turned around and looked at him helplessly, almost seeing a golden retriever with drooping ears.The scene is exactly like the girls and girlfriends going out to play, the cute sisters crazily posting stickers, while the boyfriend works hard and leaves behind with his luggage, and is assigned to the back seat alone on the roller coaster.

Zeno couldn't finish it and couldn't find a reason, but Que Rong was much smarter than him, and his reason was very justified, upright and formal: "I must reconcile a car with geese, I am his guard, and I must always Keep him safe."

"Oh, what's the danger?" Zou Qing waved his hand. This male earth worm has a very ordinary androgen smell, and his appearance is also ordinary. He artificially causes impotence by himself. Naturally, he doesn't understand the dangers of the worm world.But Xie Yanxing was the complete opposite. Having been in danger many times, he was always cautious, and said with a smile: "Although I can now control the androgen independently, accidents may still happen, so I can't stay away from me..."

"It's just a flying car, and we will act together again after getting off the empty track."

In fact, what Zou Qing said made sense. Xie Yanxing turned his head to look at Que Rong, but Que Rong also looked back at him quietly. After that, Xie Yanxing smiled again, pretending to be serious: "No, Que Rong is me. The guard hired at a high price must let him work diligently all the time, otherwise it would not be cheap for him."

Que Rong: "..."

Que Rong nodded expressionlessly: "The master worm is right."

The rest of the worms immediately cast him sympathetic gazes of 'You are so miserable, you are being stripped and exploited by such a solution'.

"Then how to form a team?" Zou Qing asked, "I, Nanfeng, and this little Asian girl are in a team?"

"Well," Xie Yanxing said with a smile, "Abin, Akun, I think you and Qinuo are having a good time, how about you three in a group."

The twins frowned, and were about to veto it together, when the exceptionally handsome black-haired male said again: "Let Zeno treat you to ice cream. If you want anything else, let your Zeno." Brother bought it, he has a black card, and he just won a lot of pocket money from you, let him do bloodletting."

Twins: "..." Makes sense!