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Xie Yanxing was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "Really?"

"Yes, yes." The responsible worm also praised non-stop, "I felt this way the first time I saw you. Your temperament is really different from the other male worms. I can't describe it accurately. But I feel... I feel that this perfume is tailor-made for you, warm and refreshing, woody fragrance, soothing top notes, and gradually mellow after notes..."

The three laymen stared at him and gave a bunch of gaudy introductions. Finally, Xie Yanxing concluded: "That's what I said, then after the release, I must buy a bottle and use it back, and let Minghui give you another sales salary Bar."

The beautiful male insect who called old Dong Minghui actually smiled and made a little joke with him. The heart of the project manager was pounding, and he thought about the first egg between him and this black-haired male insect within a second. What's the name? I straightened my hairstyle in two seconds, and conceived a witty and impolite reply in three seconds. I was about to speak when I looked up and saw the silver-haired female sitting next to the male as if threatening a criminal. Staring at him, especially the foggy white eye, looked particularly scary because of its sickness.

"Que Rong," Xie Yanxing said suddenly, "open a window a little bit, it's a bit boring."

"Oh." The female worm whose name was called looked away threateningly, opened the window with her backhand, frowned and said, "You button up your coat, or your hands and feet will be as cold as ice again later."

The project leader: "..." Why did he know that Xiongzi had cold hands?The hateful high-ranking female who is near the water and gets the moon first! !

After arriving at the shooting location, Xie Yanxing found that there were a lot of bugs in the aisle carrying documents. Lan He hurried up to greet each other. After saying hello to each other, Xie Yanxing handed over the necklace directly. Lan He was more serious than him. , and specially brought a transparent combination box specially for storing precious materials, and carefully put the necklace that Jie Yanxing brought in his pocket into it and locked it up.

Xie Yanxing sighed: "Blue Whale has so many employees."

"Many, but not so many." Lan He glanced helplessly at the worms coming and going behind him, and said softly, "They all came to see you."

"Look at me?" Xie Yanxing missed Lanhe and glanced sideways at the corridor, and as expected, he caught many females who were peeking at him through the cover of the document, but it wasn't the greedy, confused, unaffected ones when he first came to Zhexing and couldn't control the androgen. Controlling the eyes full of lust, but pure curiosity and attraction, Xie Yanxing did not dislike such eyes, smiled slightly, and greeted them directly: "Hello, you have worked hard."

The sound of gasping rang out one after another throughout the building, several documents fell to the ground, and a female coffee-drinking insect even accidentally squeezed a coffee cup and burst it.

The shooting director poked his head out of the office when he heard the sound, and his eyes lit up the moment he saw Xie Yanxing's tall and tall figure, especially the gentle and elegant smile on the corners of his lips, like a plum blossom covered with a cluster of white snow. The tree, he couldn't be more satisfied.

"Not bad." He praised, "Not bad, not bad. The chairman still has vision...Professor Lan He, where did your hero find Su Chong? It's so suitable."

The cameraman also appeared, and nodded amidst the director's series of compliments: "Hiss... You just questioned the chairman's layman command."

The director walked around Xie Yanxing half a circle as if he hadn't heard of it, and praised, "Xiongzi, your temperament is so special."

As a native of Earth, Xie Yanxing's alien temperament is naturally unique on this insect planet, and it is difficult to imitate, very recognizable.He bowed politely and said with a smile: "Hello, I don't have any shooting experience before, please give me more advice today."

Rich and powerful males with unassuming manners are about as rare as winning the lottery.The director has tacitly accepted that Xie Yanxing's family background is strong but he is extremely low-key, and his favorability in his heart has soared, so he greeted him and led him to the shooting room.

Seeing that the progress was going well and that Xie Yanxing didn't encounter any difficulties, Lan He also left in peace.

Zeno and Chorong fell behind, and many females watching from a distance peeked at the back of their necks eagerly. After catching the gray insect pattern on the back of Zeno's neck, Qi Qi let out a wow and whispered: "I can't think of it. , that sub-female is the male servant." "Isn't that the female with short silver hair?" "No, he doesn't have worm marks on the back of his neck." "Does this male only like sub-female? Don't I Is there a chance?" "That tall female has terrible eyes, and one of them is blind, no wonder the male doesn't like her."...

Que Rong's expression became more and more serious, and suddenly he stepped on the heel of Zeno's shoes in front of him with big strides, only to hear Xiao Yayi's exclamation, and when he lowered his head, he found that the shoes flew out, "Ah! Que Rong, you..."

"Sorry." Que Rong left behind an insincere apology, and quickly chased after Xie Yanxing.

"???" Major General, are you sick?Zeno stared at the back inexplicably.

The filming work is generally quite simple. The director originally prepared a [-]-word essay to beat the endorsement bug to show the image he wanted, and then he found that Xie Yanxing simply standing there was the best answer in his mind. up.This led to a significant reduction in the workload that was originally planned to take a whole day of filming, and the entire working group was full of affection for this strange male.

The director doesn't know if this male has the idea of ​​becoming a star or an actor in the future, and he doesn't know if he is suitable for this path, but just looking at the current commercial shooting, Xie Yanxing really fits perfectly.

In fact, Jing Minghui proposed Xie Yanxing with this in mind. It might not be possible to play someone else's Xie Yanxing, but there should be no problem playing himself, right?

After putting on makeup and changing clothes, another female spokeswoman also finished her preparations at the same time, and she walked to Xie Yanxing gracefully to greet him, and communicated smoothly.

Zeno, who was in charge of an assistant in the seat beside him, immediately patted Quorong on the shoulder, and said in a low voice, "That worm, that female worm...what's its name, it's super hot, debut is the pinnacle, you know?"

"Why do I know?" Que Rong, who never cared about these things, raised his legs, leaned his back against the back of the chair, and watched Xie Yan walking to the front of the curtain with heavy eyes. Various light sources were concentrated on him, shining brightly Hui.Xie Yanxing posed a few simple poses according to the director's request, and after confirming that it felt good, the filming officially started.

Although there may not be more than five or six pictures of the finished product in the end, Xie Yanxing took hundreds of pictures, standing and sitting, taking close-ups and long-range views, and bringing the actual perfume. He laughed so hard halfway through, Only then did the director show mercy and let him rest for a while.

There were quite a few female insects eagerly holding water cups and wanting to strike up a conversation, but Zeno would never give them a chance to harass his master insect, so he quickly took out the thermos cup he brought from home and poured out a cup of fragrant hot The tea was served, he saw that Xie Yanxing drank tea as if he drank boiled water these days, he didn't feel much anymore, but when the other insects saw the situation, they were secretly surprised, what kind of family is this, they are actually drinking tea?

"Xiongzi." The director's assistant walked over quickly and handed over a stack of documents, "Your single-worm photos are ready, and I will take a few double-worm photos later. Here are some pose pictures for your reference."

"Okay." Xie Yanxing sighed secretly that money was not easy to earn, and opened the file to prepare for the next shooting.Que Rong also leaned over to look at the above content at this time, but the first picture he saw made him frown: "What kind of ghost pose is this?"

There are only two profiles of male and female insects in the picture, but they are very close to each other. The female insect is lowered, looking up at the male insect with admiration; the male insect lowers its eyes, highlighting the slender eyelashes and shadows, gently Look back at the female.

The hair color and eye color of the male insect in this picture are still blue-toned. If it is replaced with Xie Yanxing's pure black, the effect will definitely be doubled.

Xie Yanxing scrolled down again, and the two worm poses in the following examples are not as close as the first one.But when the re-shooting started, the first pose requested by the director was the front one.

Zeno crunched like a hamster and chewed the small biscuits sent by the director's assistant. He thought that Que Rong, who had been reincarnated as a starving ghost, should eat harder than him, but when he turned his head, he saw Que Rong staring at him with gloomy eyes. In the shooting location, the whole body is shrouded in the purple low air pressure, looking like he can't wait to go up to kill insects.

There, the female actor was NG because she was too close to Xie Yanxing and blushed. The director joked that the big star is not a vegetarian.The female lowered her head to sort out her emotions, and took a shy glance at Yan Xing, saying that it was because the male was so attractive and the androgen smelled very, very nice.

Zi Nuo vaguely heard the sound of something snapping. He looked blankly at the main worm and then at Que Rong, and couldn't help but ask, "Hey, why are you looking like this? Is there a wanted criminal in the room?"

Quorong looked at Zeno coldly, "My eyes are scary?"

Zeno: "..."

Zeno: "I feel like if there are no wanted criminals in this room, you will soon become the next wanted criminal. Who messed with you?"

"Cut." Que Rong relaxed and leaned back, closed his eyes and meditated, "If you have time to talk nonsense, why not think about what we have for lunch."

Talking about this, Qi Nuo didn’t feel sleepy. He immediately listed more than a dozen restaurants, saying that they were all cheap and delicious places that he liked, but Rong Rong complained that the Xie Yan Xing you like to eat is like a snake and scorpion, and Qi Nuo pondered. After a few seconds, he frowned and said, do you mean to let me pick a few places that I hate to eat? ...

But what they never expected was that after the filming ended, the female star suddenly blushed and walked towards Xie Yanxing's direction, and warmly invited: "Xie Yanxing Xiongzi, do you have the honor to invite you to have lunch?"

Zeno: "..."

He is numb. Ever since he became Xie Yanxing's life assistant, his life has been full of surprises and incredibles.First, he saw that the guard of the lord was actually a former major general with outstanding military exploits. He was mentally prepared for this because he knew the news in advance; Talking and laughing with good friends while drinking water; and then the super popular artist friend of Xingwang came to the house as a guest, which couldn't stir up any waves in his heart;

As a result, today, the hot star female worm shyly invited the main worm to eat.

"Sorry," Xie Yanxing said with a smile, "I already have an appointment."

The master worm actually refused? !

The female worm looked very disappointed and depressed, and stopped for a few seconds unwillingly, but seeing that Yan Xing had no intention of repenting, she had no choice but to leave silently.

The sight of a big star can make you feel deflated, and some of the imaginative females around you suddenly stop thinking about it, and then the jealous eyes can almost drown Zeno, and you can't wait to replace him.The innocent and implicated little female is struggling with another question: "Master, who do you have a date with?...Or just talking about it?"

He has summed up his experience by being cheated often, and he thought he would get another reply of "lie to you", but he didn't expect that Xie Yanxing smiled and actually made him a lunch invitation——

Sitting at the same table with Jing Minghui and Lan He in the reception room for foreign guests in the Blue Whale Canteen.

Trembling, Zi Nuo picked up the chopsticks, held his breath, and went to pick up the peanuts on the table. After several attempts but failed, he swore secretly with flushed cheeks that he would never eat another peanut in his life.Cho Rong couldn't bear to watch it anymore, so he raised the spoon in front of his eyes, and Zeno scooped it up indifferently, and chewed it tastelessly with his head down.

Lan He talked eloquently about his discovery in the laboratory all morning. He conducted a series of scanning tests through the hourglass casing. Although the specific data results have not yet come out, he can [-]% confirm that the ice flow stone is real by intuition. The problem is that the structure of the hourglass is too complicated, and his laboratory cannot crack it open without destroying it.

Xie Yanxing generously extended the borrowing time and let him continue his research.

"Is it true that the friend who gave you the ice flow stone can't be contacted?" Lan He couldn't help asking again, "It's okay to just type and communicate without showing up."

"Unfortunately, even I don't know who he is." Xie Yanxing shook his head, "I only know that it is a high-level female."

On the way home, Zi Nuo held the small gift box sent by Secretary Jing Minghui, looked at the blue whale logo full inside, and didn't know what He Xi was today.Que Rong asked softly in Xie Yanxing's ear: "Why didn't you tell Lanhe that the other party was probably the servant of the young master Xie Yan of Yanchao? With Jing Minghui's financial resources, he directly used money to reveal the identity of the female insect. Isn't it easy?"

"After all, people are soft-hearted." Xie Yanxing said, "He gave me this necklace because he wanted me to keep his appearance a secret. I have already broken my promise and told you everything, so don't disturb his cleanliness any more?"

"He threw it to you forcibly, and you didn't agree to him." But Rong's tone was not kind, Xie Yanxing sensed his hostility, and asked strangely: "You seem to dislike him very much?"

"Yes," Que Rong admitted frankly, cursing with righteous indignation, "The idiot who can't even tell the smell of his own hero, who knows if he didn't recognize it on purpose, just to take advantage of your androgen. Damn, what an absolutely safe neutral organization, there are secret passages in the room, I should make Yanchao lose money!"

"You said earlier that Yanchao saved your life, why did you run in with nowhere to go, and Admiral Randall sold your pants to redeem you."

"..."

"Ok?"

"...they take money for what they do."

"Oh……"

"..."

Even with the grace of saving lives, Que Rong's hostility towards Yan Chao lasted for three days.

During this period, Xie Yanxing planned a two-day and two-night passionate climbing trip to the most historic and famous mountain and historic site in the next door area. The three worms went happily and returned with missing arms and legs.

The three worms first drove to the hotel at the foot of the mountain to stay for one night. At night, all kinds of vicious female insects wanted to conquer the bedroom of Yanxing, etc. It was not uncommon to see trivial things that could not bring up Zino's gossip, but in the end they just undressed Sleeping on the sofa bed on the outside of the room where the geese know how to walk, when he saw a small piece of paper stuffed in the crack of the door, he kicked it out. stuffed into the person's mouth.

Fortunately, due to the despicable power of the high-ranking female, there was no such thing as Xie Yanxing being stuffed with dedication letters when he was living alone, otherwise he would have punched the female's brains out.

The night was passed without any danger. At five o'clock in the morning, the three worms set off to climb the mountain. At first, Xie Yanxing was worried that Qi Rong would be exhausted if he didn't sleep properly all night, but he soon realized that I was so wrong.

At six o'clock, he still had the leisure and elegance to call Quorong and Qinuo to watch the sunrise, and even recited the phrase "sunrise river flowers are better than fire". Rolling his eyes while climbing up, he was always ready to poke his way over.

Only Que Rong walked in the front like a bug.