99% of males are human

If it weren't for the fear that Xie Yanxing, the male insect that everyone wanted to lick, would be robbed by something that jumped out halfway, during this period of time, Querong could go up and down the mountain twice.In particular, he was carrying most of the luggage and a tent, and he was still walking like flying on the steep mountain road.

At the very beginning, Zi Nuo said very strongly that we Asian females also have the pride of Asian females, and insisted on taking their own things by themselves. When he climbed halfway up the mountain, his pride had already been broken into three-section sticks, begging for mercy with tears: "Major General, Major General I'll take it, I'm just a weak and pitiful sub-female..."

Xie Yanxing was even more direct, panting while holding the mountain wall: "Major General, Major General, you can carry me up, I'm just a weak and helpless male..."

"Major General, you can carry me. Xiongzi is too tall to carry me. I am short and easy to carry."

"But I'm thin, don't look at me tall, but I'm actually very light."

"How could I be lighter..."

Que Rong turned his head and rolled his eyes with the big and small bags on his back and said, "Stop arguing, let me walk up all by myself."

"Then walk slowly." Xie Yanxing said with difficulty.

"If we slow down, we won't be able to climb to the top of the mountain when it gets dark." Quorong looked up and set a small goal, "Did you see that platform? We will take a rest after climbing there."

"Where is there? Is it heaven?" Zeno felt that there was a hallucination in front of his eyes, and three little males in white clothes played music to welcome him to open the gate of heaven.Que Rong slapped his nonsense away, and urged the two physically disabled to continue climbing like a strict instructor.

Xie Yanxing ate a lot at noon, even though it was a very simple convenience food, he still ate it with gusto, not to mention Zeno, he ate his rice, saying that he had never been so hungry in his life.As a result, even the real eaters are a little embarrassed to eat too much, so try to save food for them.

After setting off again in the afternoon, Que Rong quietly passed by Xie Yanxing, stuffed a packet of biscuits into his palm, and whispered, "Eat it secretly, don't let Zeno find out."

"Hey! I heard it. What good things are you not letting me discover?" Zeno said angrily.

Xie Yanxing couldn't help laughing, opened the biscuit packaging bag, divided a piece from Quorong and Qinuo, took one for himself, and sighed: "How long is it..."

Que Rong opened the terminal map and swiped twice: "It's already halfway through. According to our current speed, we can reach the summit before four o'clock."

"I feel that my soul has been sublimated. After returning home, I will lie down for two days and I can't play anymore." Xie Yanxing drank two sips of water, but heard Que Rong say with a smile: "The question you should think about most now, isn't it Should we go down the mountain on foot tomorrow?”

"..." Xie Yanxing turned his head decisively, "Let's go back, whoever wants to climb this mountain."

"Okay!" Zeno, who had already climbed the mountain lamely with a wooden stick, instantly supported him.

Que Rong grabbed Yi Chong's collar with one hand, and ruthlessly dragged them back.

3:55 p.m.One line of worms finally made it to the top with difficulty.At first, Zeno couldn't believe it, did the question really come?Que Rong turned around and confirmed, "It's the highest, and if you go any further, it's the way down."

"Oh!!" Zeno suddenly felt that he could do it again, threw his luggage on the vast flat ground, and cheered, "What is the first peak, that's all."

Xie Yanxing sat on a rock and drank a whole bottle of water. His whole body was steaming hot. He wanted to take off his clothes to cool off, but he was stopped in various ways, and he was not allowed to stand in the wind to cool off.Que Rong wandered back and waved at him mysteriously. Xie Yanxing happily followed, and after a few steps, he stepped onto a small platform with a wide view. Lush and green, there are forests, lakes and rivers, and there are also vast humanities. The whole city is under a bird's eye view.

Looking far away, in a trance, Xie Yanxing seemed to see the bright blue planet billions of light years away, which was the distant place he came from.Xie Yanxing couldn't help laughing and said with emotion: "I really have the urge to jump down."

"There will be a chance." Quorong patted him on the shoulder. "...Let's go, set up a tent."

"You, the guard, are you instigating your honorable lord?"

"Aren't you the most interested in these things? If you don't set up a tent, you will go to prepare a barbecue with Zeno, so you might as well help me set up a tent."

"..."

The happiest moment is the meal time after a hard day. When the aroma of barbecue diffuses, Xie Yanxing can't wait to squat beside the charcoal stove and wait for food.There were still many insects who climbed the mountain during the day, but only the three of them spent the night on the top of the mountain. In a quiet and safe environment, they had a good meal, and then cleaned the greasy sanitation with a sad face.

At ten o'clock in the night, Zeno, who had already woken up from a nap, opened his sleeping bag and was about to go to some unknown grass for convenience. When he got up, he found that Qi Rong, who was supposed to be sleeping next to him, was nowhere to be found. Looking around, he opened the tent and looked outside, and found that there was still a light in the single-worm tent of the main worm.

When everything was quiet, two familiar but vague voices floated into his ears——

"Chorong..."

"Xie Yanxing, you are particularly dishonest today..."

"!!!" Zeno suddenly covered his mouth, recalling several scenes today, and suddenly felt that his existence was as bright and dazzling as the camping lantern in his hand.

Why are you in the worm tent in the middle of the night?Why did the main worm call Quoron's name like that?

What does it mean to be extra dishonest today?Was the main worm very honest before? ... How can the character of the main worm be honest?

Damn Quorong, the lord is calling your name like this, what the hell are you doing?And didn't the lord agree not to marry the king's servant? ...Could it be that the two worms have been hiding behind his back for a long time?It's just that he has been kept in the dark by being a fool who is clearly facing them day and night...

Zeno was so engrossed that he didn't pay attention to the movement inside the tent, but Rong Rong had no choice but to open the tent, his clothes were neat and his expression was normal, his single golden eyes reflected light in the night: "What are you standing there for, pretending to be a ghost?"

"Ah!" Zeno took half a step back in fright, "I, I got up to go to the toilet..."

"Why don't you go soon?" Que Rong said.Behind him, Xie Yanxing also came out wearing a thick coat. He was also neatly dressed, with loose pajama pants on his legs completely. Qino looked at them both strangely. question mark.Que Rong frowned: "What are you doing? Don't expect me to massage your legs and soak your feet in hot water."

"You guys were having a massage just now?" Zeno was surprised.

Xie Yanxing and Que Rong looked at each other, and understood that Qino had misunderstood again.But Rong Rong's ears were a little hot. Fortunately, it was dark and he couldn't see clearly. He said angrily, "Otherwise? You little pervert, why are you full of these things in your mind?" Xie Yanxing also laughed and said, "Yes, little pervert. Worm, is the one-day teaching and training leave for you too short and not enough?"

"It's useless even if I let it go for another ten days, and my hero can't do it." Zeno groaned, "I went to the bathroom."

"Beware of ghosts scratching your ass."

"Que Rong!!"

"Be careful of the centipede drilling into your underwear."

"...Master?? Are you devils?!"

The next day, it was another trip down the mountain that was worse than death.

Although it was much easier to go down the mountain compared to yesterday's uphill, Xie Yanxing still said that I wanted to go straight down from the top of the mountain. Throwing their winged children from the top of the cliff, when their lives are threatened, the eaglets will flap their wings desperately, so as to learn to fly in the shortest time, do you want me to—”

"No." Que Rong grabbed Xie Yanxing's shoulders and shook them desperately, "Wake up the worm, there are only 14 kilometers left."

"Fourteen... kilometers..."

Zeno also vomited his soul from the sidelines, and went on strike after making a fuss.

On the car ride home, Xie Yanxing and Qinuo were both sound asleep, but they were chewing on energy bars, watching the trees on both sides receding, and their hearts were extremely peaceful.Occasionally, when slowing down the car, he caught a glimpse of the slender eyelashes of the geese, and the lips slightly opened for breathing, and suddenly there was an urge in his heart that he was willing to drive the car like this all the time.

Quiet, simple and beautiful.

It would have been better if Zeno wasn't too tired to snore in the back...

On the second day after climbing home, Xie Yanxing, who had been tossing around every day since the conclusion of the labor contract with Que Rong, finally stopped tossing.He sluggishly lay on the sofa under a blanket and watched a movie, refusing to move even if he said anything.Like a [-]-year-old old man, Zeno limped to pick up food outside the main gate, and when he heard Quorong say that tomorrow would be the time when his muscles were most sore, he ate another bowl of rice in pain.

About the time when he was most sleepy in the afternoon, the Querong terminal suddenly rang. He was lying on the sofa and eating fruit. When he saw the sender, his face suddenly sank, and he got up instantly and went to the second floor.

Zeno asked strangely what happened?Xie Yanxing had a hunch in his heart, but he didn't say anything.

"Perhaps Que Rong is going to take a few days off." Xie Yanxing said, and Qino asked: "Ah? What about your safety, Master?"

"I'm not so afraid of female harassment now," Xie Yanxing was thinking about his deterrent androgen, but suddenly the magical pendant on the neck of the long-haired female in the swallow's nest popped out in his mind, which could instantly Clearing androgen, "Hmm...it seems that he is not afraid at all? Que Rong is not an irresponsible bug. If he really wants to ask for leave, he will definitely help me solve the security problem first."

Xie Yanxing's words were reasonable, but he never expected that Que Rong's solution would be so simple and rude.Half an hour later, Que Rong walked down the stairs with a serious face, pressed the movie pause button, and asked Xie Yanxing seriously: "Master, would you like to go to the planet with me? It will last for about a week. No more than ten days."

"Ah?" Xie Yanxing poked his head in doubt, "Shall I go too?"

"Well... I made a deal with Teacher Ada, you can stay with him," Quorong hinted vaguely, "When he was young, he had a friend, and that was the male insect that I think had the strongest androgen pressure." He used to know... that," he flapped his right hand, "Ada and him have a very good relationship, and we spent the entire awakening period together, maybe Ada can give you a lot of advice."

Xie Yanxing's eyes lit up, "Okay, I'll go!"

Zeno felt abandoned by the world. After a long conversation, he couldn't understand a word. He tried to insert the topic: "What are you talking about? Are you going to the planet? What about me, I will follow Will the main worm go there together?"

Que Rong treats Xie Yanxing as warmly as spring, but treats Qi Nuo as coldly as winter: "I'll give you ten days of education and training leave, go home and wash your mind."

Zeno: "..."

Zeno said angrily: "Master, look at him!"

"Well——" Xie Yanxing looked away guiltily, "Zino, you've worked hard recently, you're not at home all the time, and your relationship with the hero is also cold, right? Go back and rest for ten days to improve your relationship..."

"..."

Zeno was injured so that he ate two extra bowls of rice that night.

When he first came to the Zerg world, Xie Yanxing crossed a dark street corner on the upper planet, clutching a takeaway and a mobile phone that was running out of battery, because he burst out wantonly because of surprise and nervousness. , and also because in a relatively wide area, the female insects who smell the smell will not immediately lose their legs and lose their ability to move, but will immediately become hard and moist, and they will flock to the source of the smell.

Looking at the female insects that were falling into madness and confusion towards him one by one, some of them were exposed to the clothes and formed insect armor. Xie Yanxing, who had watched two zombie-themed movies, thought he had encountered the end of the world.

Simply put, the place he traveled through was better, the central planet of the Zerg Galaxy caused a lot of noise, and Randall happened to be on vacation nearby and had lunch with his precious hero.Halfway through the meal, two communications from the Yuehuan Bureau and the Secrecy Bureau came one after another. The admiral ended his vacation with a headache to save a poor male who had innocently traveled through.

The incident of people on earth transmuting into male insects can be traced back to more than 100 years ago, and it cannot be ruled out that there is a fish that slipped through the net, because the abnormal space-time storm factor detection satellite cannot completely cover the five planets, especially the fifth planet, many natural satellites and Due to the special magnetic field, if a person on earth is unlucky enough to travel to the fifth planet, he can only pray for his own good luck.

After getting off the jump ship, Xie Yanxing immediately took off his short sleeves in the scorching hot weather. With a 12-hour time difference, they set off at night and arrived at the upper planet at noon after a three-hour jump flight.Que Rong led him to turn left and right at the airport familiarly, and then waved his hand towards a white flying car at the exit. The window of the car fell slowly, revealing a face wearing sunglasses, with dark blue short and medium hair tied behind his head. A bunch of small braids, looking a little uninhibited.Ada took off her sunglasses and hung them on her neckline, her purple-toned eyes smiled: "Hello, it's our first meeting, Xie Yanxing Xiongzi."

"I have long admired your name, Professor Ada."

"You son of a bitch, come and drive. Are you still expecting your teacher to drive for you?" Ada stopped Que Rong, who packed up his luggage and planned to follow Xie Yanxing to sit in the back row. The latter pouted and sat in the driver's seat reluctantly.Ada turned around and sat next to Zhiyanxing, quickly sizing up this gentle earth male, "Your hair color and eye color are so beautiful."

"……thanks."

"I originally thought that this kid, Quorong, couldn't do the job of guarding males." Ada folded her arms around her chest, crossed her legs, and said casually, "He's like a male insulator. The contacted males end up either becoming vengeful insects, or becoming nonexistent insects."

He laughed, "So the other day I sent a message to ask what to do if the male was sick. I was taken aback and thought it was some unlucky male who was beaten by him and got sick, so I asked me to take care of him. "

Xie Yanxing also smiled: "Thank you very much for your help at that time, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do."

"Small idea." Ada said, "Let me see how your wings look when you get there. Que Rong is really generous to you, a bottle of [-] star coins..."

"Teacher!" Que Rong interrupted suddenly, "Where is the stereo in your car? Listen to some music."

How could Ada not understand what Que Rong meant by interjecting on purpose, and said with a smile, "I haven't seen you for half a year, how did you get into the habit of listening to music while driving?"

"..." Xie Yanxing quietly listened to the two worms' exchange, and when the soothing music played, Que Rong started a topic that the way to the planet has changed a lot, and he didn't know much about it, and chatted with Ada for a while.Just when he thought he had been fooled, Xie Yanxing suddenly asked with a smile: "[-] bottles, how many bottles did Que Rong buy in total?"