99% of males are human

After three hours, Que Rong showed up in front of Xie Yanxing's temporary residence with his few luggage.

The vice president of the Male Protection Society parted ways with them early in the morning, and the two females from the Secrecy Bureau also delivered them safely to their residences, and then directly boarded the spaceship back to the upper planet.

In fact, before today, Que Rong had packed all his belongings and carried them with him, because the rent was due and he had no money to renew the contract, so he had already planned that if he couldn’t be selected as the guard of Xie Yanxing today, he would go to sleep in the bridge hole to dig at night. Cook wild vegetables and drink tap water on the street.

Fortunately, there is no way to exterminate insects, and he found a place to live before begging for food.

But to be honest, Xie Yanxing's house is the most down-and-out male residence he has ever seen.This adjective does not mean how poor Xie Yanxing’s living is—a 150-square-meter three-bedroom, two-living room, two-bathroom, and one-kitchen, as well as a study room and a dedicated gym, are much better than the underground garage where Charong lived for more than a year. , but compared to other male insects, it is extremely not enough.

Not to mention the second planet, which has always been known for its extravagance and extravagance, the male houses on their third planet all start with a single building. Small buildings with three floors above the ground and two floors below the ground with courtyards are the minimum standard configuration, and they also need river view rooms or A sea view room, otherwise it must be equipped with a private bug pool - otherwise they will be "depressed".

Males are really strange creatures, and the number one cause of their unnatural death is... mental illness.Once there is adversity and ups and downs beyond their ability to bear, they are prone to anxiety and panic, which will evolve into psychological problems such as neurasthenia, depression, anxiety, and psychological disorders, which will cause their androgen to be exhausted rapidly. Sexual function will also be significantly reduced, and eventually even death of anxiety.

This is also the main reason why the females are so powerful in all aspects, but they can't do anything about the relatively weak males-the androgen will dry up against the other party's wishes, and the thick males will dare to burp for them, let alone fuck them. What is forced slavery, the only way to treat males is to coax, feed, and raise them. The only way to get androgen is by males voluntarily.

After all, androgen is really...too fragrant.

Females that have not been marked by education and training will not have a fixed estrus period, but even so, when they smell androgen, they will still feel comfortable, distracted, and even fall into hot flashes uncontrollably, longing for education and training;

The marked females will go into estrus with the longest cycle of one month. If they can't get the androgen from the male who marked him for 30 days, they will frantically long for education and training, and the weak-willed At this stage, females can do almost anything for education and training, and they will also crazily self-mutilate, and this period lasts for almost two to three years, until the marking effect completely disappears, and will not get out of the state of thirst.

It is true that a well-developed insect-made tranquilizer has been invented, which can effectively soothe the pain caused by hot flashes, but that is only for single females. For marked females, tranquilizers can only alleviate the pain caused by hot flashes. 50.00% of the pain, the rest of the anxiety and hunger can still make their minds full of male bugs, sleepless nights.

Therefore, in order to protect the rights and interests of female insects, the Zerg has written "the male master is obliged to provide education and training for the females he marks at least once every 30 days" into the constitution-by the way, this is probably the only article that is beneficial to the Zerg. The law of females is gone.

What's more, androgen is not only able to meet the physiological needs, but also can effectively improve the female's physical function, combat power and willpower. Therefore, most of the high-level females have a regular and high-frequency male who provides them with androgen .

So... I really can't blame the female insects for their almost bottomless respect for the male insects. Who can refuse the rare alpine snow lotus that is full of nourishment and looks seductive?

As soon as he entered the door, Que Rong showed his high professionalism as a former army female. He rolled up his sleeves and removed more than a dozen cameras. The bedroom was the most, followed by the bathroom. It is a completely invisible high-tech, Xie Yanxing doesn't know how Que Rong noticed it, and he can't find it even if he pulls out his eyeballs. It is estimated that the female insect who installed this camera really paid a lot of money.

"After sitting down, the screen will be black. What can I see?" Xie Yanxing was puzzled.Que Rong said helplessly: "According to your current situation, you should not live in an ordinary community with such poor security. The security guards are all elderly females. You should go to a male residential area with a better security system."

"Do you think I don't want to?" Xie Yanxing was also very helpless, "But I have no qualifications and no money...Xiong Baohui is a group of unreasonable guys."

"Favour?" Que Rong asked doubtfully.

Xie Yanxing ignored him, trampled all the removed cameras and threw them into the trash can.

Que Rong still had questions to ask, but at this moment a shadow flashed across the crack of the gate, and then a crumpled envelope was stuffed in from the outside.Xie Yanxing knew what was stuffed in at a glance. When he received this thing for the first time, he picked it up unpreparedly and opened the letter curiously. Then he washed it for 10 minutes. hand.The female worm who delivered the harassing letter was also very persistent. Since Xie Yanxing came to the third planet half a month ago, every day a letter of dedication was unshakable. No matter where Xie Yanxing moved, it was useless. It is annoying.

Que Rong stepped forward to pick up the envelope, put it under his nose and sniffed it, and then he seemed to have been greatly insulted, and rushed out the door without looking back, and within 5 minutes, he was carrying a blue nose, a swollen face, and black eyes. A piece of the female worm came to the door and threw it on the floor.

During this period, Xie Yanxing had already closed the curtains, turned on the air conditioner, changed into a home coat, and held a cup of hot water funnyly watching Que Rong step on the back of the harassing female, asking the other party to apologize to Xie Yanxing, and swore never Don't do it again, if there is a next time...

But Rong squinted his eyes, and originally wanted to say that he should be detained at the police station for five to ten days, but then he heard Xie Yanxing urge him from the side, "Pour cement into his ass."

Que Rong: "..."

Harassing the female: "..."

Sure enough, the more beautiful the male, the more vicious it is?

"Xiong~" The harasser raised his head with difficulty to look at Xie Yanxing's face, but was kicked back to the ground by Que Rong. After kicking, he heard the female breathing heavily. Originally, Que Rong thought that the other party was in pain. I had to gasp, and felt something was wrong after listening to it twice, only then did I realize that the female insect was actually greedily breathing the thin androgen in the room.

Then...the female sticks out her tongue and enjoys licking the floor that Xie Geese may have stepped on.

Que Rong beat him up again, then immediately put the harassing letter in a garbage bag, and together with Xie Yanxing escorted the female to the police station.

其实却戎根本没必要把雌虫押回来，在外揍一顿再威胁几句就够了，兴许还不会发生舔地板这么辣眼睛的情况。However, Xie Yanxing can also understand, after all, he is a security guard who has just taken office, and he will definitely want to show his prestige in front of him and show his strength.

The police station was very close to Xie Yanxing's residence, and the evidence was conclusive. After 10 minutes, the matter was over.At the beginning, Xie Yanxing chose this address because of the proximity to the police station, but who would have thought that he would be kidnapped by insects at the gate of the police station three days ago.

Perhaps this is also related to the generally weak police force of the Zerg. The scope of police functions is much narrower than that on Earth, and more things that should belong to them are done by the military.

After closing the door, Xie Yanxing went straight to the kitchen. He opened the cabinet and took out five packs of instant noodles. "I forgot to take a detour to the supermarket. Now it's dark and I'm too lazy to go out again..." He said He opened the refrigerator again, and took out a pack of ham sausage, a box of eggs, and some vegetables. Suddenly he turned around and asked the gatekeeper standing at the door of the kitchen: "By the way, do you know how to cook?"

Que Rong looked at him with pursed lips, paused for a second before firmly replying: "I won't."

"That's right, I won't either." Xie Yanxing smiled, "Xiong Baohui seems to say that it will equip me with a life assistant...but it hasn't arrived yet. I can only eat instant noodles that night."

Que Rong looked at him deeply, wondering if he really believed his unreasonable lie, or just didn't want to expose it.Cooking is a compulsory course for every female insect. In order to capture the hearts of male insects, they even teach systematically how to arrange flowers and knit sweaters.In school, Que Rong's culinary performance has always been excellent, but he has never cooked for any worms—some worms are too late, and some worms are disdainful.

For the one in front of him, it is probably some useless persistence... He wants to leave the first cooking skills to the only and most worthy worm.

"No need, I'll take care of the dinner myself." Que Rong said solemnly. After he finished speaking, he remembered that all his salary and salary since he joined the job had been frozen after he was fired from the military, and the funds assisted by some relatives and friends were also a few days ago. He was exhausted, and he didn't want to bother them anymore...

"Are you sure?" Xie Yanxing didn't force it, and after unpacking his own bag, he had to put the others in the cabinet.Que Rong lowered his eyes in embarrassment, and his stomach kept protesting in his stomach due to hunger. He hadn't eaten for two days, otherwise he would not have been injured in today's match.Que Rong is not a worm who desperately wants to save face, he gritted his teeth: "Forget me...to borrow from you..."

Xie Yanxing couldn't help smiling, and withdrew his outstretched hand, "After hiring you as a guard, the military department allocated a sum of money to me to pay for your board and lodging. In addition, Admiral Randall just now He gave me an extra sum of money, saying that I was kidnapped and frightened recently, and he was far away on the upper planet, and he was very sad to hear that, so he sent a huge sum of money to express his affection. Okay, eat with peace of mind, how many packs do you want?"

Que Rong silently glanced at the four packs of instant noodles in front of him, paused for a few seconds and asked, "Are there any more?"

Xie Yanxing: "..."

In the end, all five packets of instant noodles went into Quorong's stomach, along with three boiled eggs and two ham sausages.Xie Yanxing opened an extra pack of instant noodles with a new flavor for himself, but when he was still chewing and eating the vegetables, Que Rong had already swallowed all the noodles and drank the soup to the last drop.

Xie Yanxing subconsciously wanted to say: Eating slowly is good for your health, but he looked at how Rong could kill three of his forearms, and then looked at his weak body, silently lowered his head, and speeded up. The speed of gnawing ham sausage.

After the meal, it was Que Rong who washed the dishes. He did not insist on this aspect. After washing the dishes, he also wiped the dining table and the stove, and kept the sink spotless by the way.After finishing all this, he saw Xie Yanxing drowsily wrapped in a blanket and taking a nap on the sofa in the living room. The half glass of water on the table had already run out of heat. Go into the room next door to Flying Geese.

At eight o'clock in the evening, he sat upright and dialed the video communication invitation from Admiral Randall on the upper planet.