99% of males are human

Admiral Randall seemed to have known that Quorong would be looking for him a long time ago, and the connection was very fast. The smiling old man with white hair appeared in the center of the blue floating screen, "Long time no see, congratulations."

"Long time no see, Teacher." Que Rong said, "Thank you very much for your help."

"The ones I helped you with are just icing on the cake. If you are not strong, you will not look up to you." Behind Randall, there is a study room in the background, "I heard that you had a fight with Bin this afternoon, and he was punished ?”

Que Rong silently explained to his mentor his careful thoughts, including doing his homework beforehand, knowing that Xie Yanxing pays attention to the needs of guards' skills, so he deliberately got stuck on the road that Xie Yanxing must pass to provoke guests to initiate a group fight to show his force value, and he also wanted to There is a way to pick him out of the fight; and he deliberately punched Bin to show his obedience...

"Do you think Xie Yanxing can't see it? He is really the most sensitive male I have ever seen." The general sighed, "He just discovered your idea and knows that you deliberately showed him all this Yes, I feel that your thinking too much made him feel dangerous, so I asked you to prove your professional ethics in the end."

"Thank you for sending the worm to speak for me."

"Don't thank me, this is a bad game, I almost self-defeated. How could Xie Yanxing not guess that I sent that bug, if I hadn't... helped him, he could barely trust me, maybe he can point you to this matter It's because I'm yellow."

Que Rong frowned, "Teacher, what are you..."

"Que Rong." The voice of understanding Yan Xing suddenly came from outside the door, and Que Rong hurriedly asked Admiral Randall to wait, turned the floating screen to the wall, got up and opened the door, "Xie Yan Xingxiong, do you have any questions?" What's the matter?"

"You don't need to keep calling me honorifics." Xie Yanxing said with a smile.

"Okay, I got it." Que Rong has never been a good female in the traditional sense of being gentle, courteous and thrifty. Since the male worm took the initiative to let him not speak honorifics, of course he immediately followed suit, "Is there anything you need me to do?"

"I want to book a car to the Central Zerg Hospital tomorrow morning, but I don't know how to do it, can you help me?"

"...Huh?" Que Rong took the terminal floating interface pushed by Xie Yanxing in doubt, and found that it was really just a reserved vehicle for five-year-old children.

"Nine o'clock tomorrow morning." Xie Yanxing carefully memorized Que Rong's operation steps next to him, and explained his needs by the way, "The style of the vehicle is optional, but the driver must be a married female... and help me with the next two. Movies, the latest and hottest ones will do.”

Seeing that Que Rong had completed the operation skillfully, Xie Yanxing said with emotion: "Actually, when I was looking for a bodyguard, I also wanted to find a married female, but the person in charge of the Male Security Association said that in my situation, at least one high-level female should be hired." , and the high-level married females are very concerned by their male masters, and they will eat and live with me for two months, and their male masters will definitely come and kill me with a knife."

"..." Not only that, but also chop you into pieces and feed them to the dogs.Que Rong thought to himself, you shouldn't have the idea of ​​finding a married high-ranking female to protect her personally.

"I also wanted to go to the hospital for a follow-up visit a few days ago." Xie Yanxing put away the floating screen, "But I don't know how to reserve a car on the bracelet terminal, so I had to walk to the street to take a taxi... and then I was stunned by a few female insects Picked up the black car."

"..." Que Rong didn't know what to say, so he could only keep silent.

"By the way, remember to put the androgen shielding mask on the bedside at night, and wear it in time if there is an abnormality, because it seems that my androgen is the most uncontrolled period of time during sleep."

Que Rong nodded: "Then you lock the door."

"Okay." Xie Yanxing took a step back in satisfaction and planned to leave, but then he turned back and asked, "What if a female insect came in through the window in the middle of the night and attacked me? I found it with a telescope in the opposite building before." Peeping...how did you come in to protect me after locking the door?"

"I can break in." Que Rong said naturally, "As for the door of your bedroom, I can kick it open."

Xie Yanxing: "..."

Que Rong, who was belatedly aware of it: "..."

After looking at each other for three seconds, Xie Yanxing laughed dumbly: "Then I still won't lock it. Since I can't defend against you at all, I might as well concentrate on defending against outsiders. Good night."

"...Good night." Que Rong closed the door silently, and then appeared in front of Admiral Randall's screen with a whoosh, and the whole bug gurgled out a series of questions like boiling water: "Why doesn't he even ask for a car or download a movie?" No, where did he live before? Teacher, how did you know each other? Why is he still single now? How come there is no male servant at his age? Why doesn’t he marry a prince? He said he would go tomorrow Is the hospital treating his strange androgen disorder? He only uses me to protect him for two months, is he sure that the disease will be cured after two months, or will he marry Junshi after two months?"

Admiral Randall always kept a smile on his face, listening to every word, but he didn't intend to answer even a single question.After Que Rong finished asking, he replied mysteriously with an incoherent sentence: "Que Rong, this male is different."

Que Rong was a little helpless: "...Teacher, you have already told me this once before."

"Oh, let me say it again," Admiral Randall laughed until his beard trembled, "this male is really different."

"..." Que Rong was silent for a few seconds, but he did not believe his teacher's words after all, "Who knows if he is pretending? Teacher, the talent of male insects is to deceive. They always pretend to be innocent, so that female insects think they are He is special, and he is also the most special in his mind."

"Which male insect can fool your eyes? Quorong, you are the most difficult female insect recognized by the academy. There are countless male insects who want you to be a female monarch, but you don't like any of them..."

……

While Que Rong and Randall were reminiscing about the old days, Xie Yanxing in the master bedroom next door also received a communication application from the Xiongbaohui.He got connected strangely, and saw a sweet-looking Asian female smiling at the center of the screen and beckoning to him: "Xie Yanxing Xiongzi, good evening."

"Good evening, what's the matter?"

"That's right, because your security guards are mainly in charge of the Male Protection Association, so we will return to you regularly. If there are any abnormal behaviors or violent behaviors by the female Querong, you can report to our Male Protection Association in time , we will take immediate action.”

Xie Yanxing glanced at the opening movie on the wall, and asked, "What does this mean regularly?"

"Every night at 08:30." Ya female replied with a smile.

"...Is this frequency a bit too exaggerated?"

"This is also for your safety." Yayu's smile did not change. "Of course, if there is any unreasonable and rude attitude of Querong, you can also report it. I am your 24-hour hotline."

Xie Yanxing didn't reply him right away, he just watched the screen quietly with those dark and deep eyes, but suddenly he smiled back: "No, tell your leader that everything is normal now, and there is no need to monitor it all the time. "

The smile on the corner of Yanu's mouth was visibly stiff for a moment, and her eyes quickly glanced somewhere off the screen and then retracted immediately.

"If Que Rong has any abnormal behavior, I will take the initiative to report to you. Don't give me regular follow-up visits." After finishing speaking, Xie Yanxing suddenly remembered something, "What is more important now is when will the life assistant who promised me before arrive? Gang? Although I may be able to order takeout after Qirong comes, but these takeaways are not in line with my taste, I need customized meals."

"Uh..." Yayu hurriedly looked up the information, "About a couple of days, girl, because your requirements are really special, the qualified assistants temporarily conducted emergency training and screening, which delayed a little time... "

"Understood. Thank you too, you have worked hard... This hairstyle suits you very well."

The subfemale, who seldom gets the attention of males, immediately stammered flattered: "No, it's not hard."

"Take some rest and see you later."

"Goodbye..."

As Xie Yanxing expected, the vice-chairman of the Xiongbaohui sat opposite to the customer service staff of Yafe. Out of a very complicated psychology, he stayed up late at night and came to ask his subordinates to apply eye drops to Xie Yanxing. The Internet has been yin and yang?

Looking at the little ya female with flushed cheeks, daydreams, and fiddles with her bangs, the vice president was really annoyed, and walked away angrily.

The next morning, Xie Yanxing arrived at the hospital smoothly before 09:30, and finally saw the doctor he had made an appointment with many days ago.

He still wrapped himself up tightly, standing next to Que Rong who was only wearing a sweater, as if he was in two different time and space.

In fact, there was an accident at 08:30 this morning. Xie Yanxing was sitting at the table drinking hot water and eating boiled eggs. Suddenly there was a knock on the door outside the house, followed by a strange voice: "Hello, property management. The residents downstairs Said your balcony is leaking, please open the door and let us check."

In the half month since Xie Yanxing came to the third planet, he has encountered many similar deceptions. He can almost write a safety guide for males living alone to prevent fraud.

God knows why the Zerg race, a male-supreme race, has severe punishments in other areas, and females can't even have their own property after marriage, but they are so lax about sexual harassment.Xie Yanxing even discovered that if he was forced to have sex by a female, then he must marry that female. After marriage, he can be enslaved, domestically abused, or treated coldly, as long as the education and training every 30 days is not missed. The other police stations don't care much.

However, Xie Yanxing also understood the reason later, all behaviors that can benefit reproduction, Zerg laws will be lenient.

Of course, domestic violence that involves the safety of females will still be strongly condemned by the society, and the police and courts will respond, but the results are mostly unsatisfactory, and it is difficult to convict males.

If it was before yesterday, then Xie Yanxing would have to quickly find a cabinet and table against the wall, quickly call the police and the emergency contact number of the Xiongbaohui, and then fight wits and courage with the female insect outside the door.

However, today is the time, Xie Yanxing is not the only one at home. Hearing that insects came to 'repair the balcony', he stood up from the sofa, ran to the gym, dragged out Xie Rong who was sweating profusely on the butterfly machine, and pushed Let him go and open the door.

Que Rong, who was unable to go for a morning run for two months in order to protect the males, was not in a good mood. At the end of the exercise, his body was covered with hot sweat, and pheromones spewed out like steam after boiling water.Xie Yanxing didn't feel anything while wearing the restraining stickers. The two unruly females outside the door were caught off guard by the strong smell of high-level females, and the hairs all over their bodies stood up in fright.

Que Rong wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel hanging on his shoulder, and asked fiercely, "Where is the leak? The balcony leak or yours?"

Female: "..."

The females ran away in a panic.

At a quarter past ten, the Central Hospital consultation room.

The doctor looked at the results of Xie Yanxing's various examinations and said: "There is no change from the previous diagnosis results. Your androgen disorder is gradually stabilizing. You don't need to take any medicine. Keep your mind calm and emotionally stable. You will be able to recover in about half a month." Alright. Later, I will give you the special high-strength suppression sticker you reserved."

"As for what you said last time, after the last treatment in the recovery cabin, the various sequelae of the body falling due to the earthquake are gradually improving. Today you still need to have an hour of body function treatment in the recovery cabin. After this time After another two months, go to the hospital for the last repair, and you will be cured."

"It's amazing." Xie Yanxing couldn't help but praise the Zerg's leading medical level.

"Of course, if you still want to enter the repair cabin to further enhance your body function." The doctor added, "You need to marry more female queens and female servants. Single males are only eligible for treatment in the repair cabin three times every two years, and Every additional Servant under your name will be eligible for one more treatment."

"No need." Xie Yanxing reluctantly refused.Why does it feel like no matter where he goes, the worm is persuading him to marry more wives and have more children.The Zerg's welfare policy is also comprehensively aimed at multiple births and multiple marriages. Someone like him who doesn't plan to marry one is simply a scum of the Zerg and a disgrace to society.

At 11:30, Cho Rong finally waited for Xie Yanxing who came out of the restoration room. He took the bag containing the restraining stickers from a strange female before he approached Xie Yanxing, and then glared viciously with his gray-white eyes. The strange female took one look, and waited for the other party to run away in despair before turning her head and asking, "Xiongzi, where are you going next?"

"It's so fierce, Major General Rong." Xie Yanxing was in a good mood when it was hard to go out to breathe fresh air, and he didn't have to be wary of stalkers.

Que Rong nodded, then shook his head again, "I am no longer a major general, please call me by my first name."

"Okay. Que Rong, is your right eye born like this, or has it been injured?" Xie Yanxing asked curiously, "Can it be cured?"

"...injured the day after tomorrow." Que Rong said truthfully, "It can be cured, but I don't want to be treated."

"Okay." Xie Yanxing didn't ask why, but happily planned what to buy next.

The arrival of reliable guards allowed him to live in one place for a long time, and brought him a large amount of subsidies, so Xie Yanxing went shopping recklessly, and went to the third-star specialty plant that he had always been curious about. restaurants.Que Rong not only has to help him carry his things, but also always pushes away those strike-ups who covet Yanxing's "beauty", and he is so busy.

On the way, there was actually a bold female insect who was chased away by Que Rong many times, and was explicitly rejected by Xie Yanxing. Unwilling and unwilling to go mad at the male, she had to vent her anger at Que Rong before leaving: "There is a little bit of yours on the male." It has no smell, so what's the use of watching it closely, no bug-fucking waste."

Que Rong: "..."

But Rong was furious: "You are looking for death——"

"Huh?" Xie Yanxing noticed Huadian, "I don't smell like you, what do you mean?"