99% of males are human

"What the hell?" Shen Yize looked at Xie Yanxing inexplicably, but found a kind of excitement and tension on his face that he had never seen before. There seemed to be light dancing in his eyebrows and eyes. He asked in a daze: " You, where are you going? How long do you want me to take for you? One week or two weeks? By the way, don't forget that the final exam is one and a half months away, and this time the final grade is directly linked to the postgraduate entrance examination..."

Xie Yanxing: "..." Suddenly I don't want to go to Zongxing.

Shen Yize has always talked a lot, followed Xie Yanxing all the way worryingly, and went to his house to help pack his luggage, "...you don't bring clothes when you go out?"

"Without."

"Don't forget your ID card."

"Without."

"Don't you bring your mobile phone?"

"...This one."

"When did you buy the solar charger??"

"...Like half a year ago."

"???" Shen Yize scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, wishing he could pry Xie Yanxing's mouth open with pliers, so that he could quickly clarify the matter, "What are you going to do? Is there any danger? ... Why don't I go with you? I can also ask for a week or two of leave."

Xie Yanxing tossed the house key to him: "During the time I'm away, you are free to come to the house, but you must clean up afterward. If you open the window, remember to close it when it rains heavily... No girls are allowed. Friends over for the night."

Shen Yize watched helplessly as Xie Yanxing went out again, bought five boxes of pumpkin cakes and dried pork, and took the time to download two cookbooks on his phone.Two junior school girls came over to greet them warmly, and Xie Yanxing even asked them what special snacks they could bring as gifts.Finally, ten bags of instant noodles with strange flavors such as Dongpo pork and Dapan chicken were stuffed into the bag.

The two settled for lunch at the busiest noodle stall at the back door of the school. Before leaving, Shen Yize still worriedly said: "No matter what, you must keep in touch with us this time."

Hearing this, Xie Yanxing blinked innocently, "Where I am going...the signal is not very good there."

"The imprisoned black room of the stunning beauty?"

"..."

This time, the premonition that he was about to cross over was short and extremely strong, and it was very clear. Xie Yanxing could even roughly predict the time period in which it would happen, with an error of no more than half an hour before and after.

Before the last dizziness hit, he suddenly realized a problem. If this is a fixed-point time travel, then the place where he is about to wake up...isn't it the vacuum of the universe?

Ten months had passed since the day of returning to Earth, and Xie Yanxing fainted again at home at the beginning of December, at 05:30 in the afternoon, which was the time when every household started cooking after get off work and the smoke was the strongest.

It was noisy and bustling outside, but quiet and silent inside.

With the setting sun slowly disappearing behind the tall buildings, the room gradually fell into darkness. The shadow of Xie Yanxing sitting alone on the sofa was infinitely elongated. He leaned forward slightly and watched the lights light up one after another outside the window. lights, smell the aroma of food, and hear the laughter of college students coming out for dinner in groups, until the last ray of afterglow disappears completely, and the room is quietly empty...

"Lane! Lieutenant Ryan!"

In the corridor of the hospital, a male worm with dark gray hair hurriedly called the worm who came out of the ward, "How is the major general now? I heard that he was seriously injured by the star bandits in order to protect his subordinates, and has been in a coma. If I don’t wake up, I’m really worried... I still have one more place for this year’s repair cabin, which can be used by the major general.”

Ryan now has a headache when he sees this male. It stands to reason that for a high-ranking male, the females who want to be his servants can line up from the upper planet to the third star. He just needs to lie at home and wave. But this one is not, insisting on chasing an impossible female.

"Jin Xiongzi, the major general is not awake yet, but his vital signs are stable and his life is not in danger. But you know..." Ryan glanced at the other party's face, thinking that angering a male would be worse than committing a major general's taboo Be strong, so he said bluntly, "He definitely doesn't want to see you...you should go back."

"I..." Jin gritted his teeth, "I just looked at him through the door."

"Please, please go back." Ryan said painfully.

At this time, there was a sudden shout in the room: "Ryan! Ryan, come quickly, the major general is awake!... Major general, don't move, major general, where are you going?!"

Ryan just turned his head under the call of his companions, and when he turned around, he saw the door of the ward was suddenly opened, and a tall female with short silver-gray hair came out of the door with a serious face, pulling out the retained needle on the back of his hand while walking, and he was still wearing a hospital ward. The uniforms and shoes are simply stepped on, and they are walking in a hurry, as if to catch up with some very important appointments.His complexion was pale, with no blood at all, the blue veins on his neck were clearly visible, and under his eyes, one golden and one white, were black and blue that hadn't had a good sleep for many days, even so, he was still powerful, walking like the wind.

"Que Rong..." After not seeing each other for several months, Jin called the other party's name with some expectation, but Rong just walked past him as if there was no worm like him, and walked past him without looking sideways. The subordinate stopped him and went into the elevator without looking back.

"Major General! Major General!!" Ryan chased into the elevator and asked anxiously, "Where are you going?"

"go home."

"You can't go home. You are still very weak after getting off the recovery cabin. What you need is to recuperate in the hospital..." Ryan is like a hard-hearted old woman. There are four or five subordinates behind them, and they are also chattering After persuading, Fang actually still had the undying enthusiasm in the end.

"Major General, at least you have to return the hospital gown...Major General, you must not drive in this situation...Major General, at least you rest in the back row, I will take you home, Jeffrey, go back , find a nurse to pack and take away the water to be hanged.”

Quorong did not refuse Ryan's offer to drive for him. He felt dizzy from extreme ischemia as soon as he sat in the seat. Said: "Go to the Blue Star Courtyard."

"Major General..." Ryan pursed his lips, "You should take care of your body first, otherwise if Xie Yanxing Xiongzi sees you humiliating yourself like this in the sky..."

"Shut up." Que Rong didn't want to listen to these meaningless lectures at all. His jaw was thin and sharp, and his wrist was exaggeratedly thin. He looked like a walking skeleton. But on the battlefield, this thin arm It is absolutely possible to unscrew the skull of any worm with ease.

He stared deeply at the rearview mirror, like a black panther ready to go. The pain made him even more impatient, and he said discordantly, "either drive or get out."

Xie Yanxing hid in an alley panting, pressing his lower back with one hand, trying to minimize the emission of androgen in such a weak way.

At the first time when he traveled to the insect star for the second time, his worm pattern, which had disappeared for half a year, reappeared. At the same time, the degenerated appendix also quickly began its second development, and with it, he reappeared. Familiar with——

Androgen disorder.

The only good news is probably that his crossing site is not a vacuum tens of thousands of kilometers apart, but an ordinary ground with no insects around it, but it is not completely good news, because this so-called ordinary ground belongs to... ...the fifth star.

After waking up, Xie Yanxing confirmed that all the things he wanted to bring were with him, he carried the huge travel bag on his back in a good mood, pushed up the suitcase, and happily went outside to find insects and ask the time and directions. It would be best to borrow a terminal Contact friends he hasn't seen in half a year.

It's just that he didn't expect the first female insect he met to stare at him for a long time, then suddenly screamed, pointing at his face and yelling something: "Rotten well box, rotten well box!"

Xie Yanxing was very puzzled, and was about to ask carefully, but saw the female worm's legs suddenly go limp, and she fell to the ground, her face flushed, struggling to grab her own neck, and staring at the person in front of her with crazy and obsessive eyes. .This scene is too familiar. Countless females have shown such an ugly face in front of him. They have troubled him for a month, causing him to be followed when he walks, followed when he comes home, harassed when he ordered takeaway, and went to the restaurant. The toilet was kidnapped, and I couldn't even sleep well...

In the next second, he turned around and ran without hesitation. Soon, several female insects smelled the smell and chased after the androgen, one of them even had its legs armored. As soon as he approached him from a hundred meters away, Xie Yanxing quickly threw away the suitcase, slammed the backpack behind him, turned around and got into the alley.

He looked up, and saw that the tallest building in the distance outside the brick wall was the most iconic red clock tower in the fifth star capital. Xie Yanxing had seen related pictures many times when browsing the star network before.

At this time, he was suddenly attracted by the rows of identical advertising posters on the wall. The paper had been yellowed and faded due to old age, and it was also crumpled due to the wind, sun, rain and water. Yan Xing clearly recognized that the male insect in the picture was himself.

The most eye-catching part in the poster is his pair of black pupils. The crow-colored eyelash feathers make these eyes more bright and magnificent, like a pair of hooks that catch people's eyes, attracting everyone who looks at this poster. The soul is firmly absorbed.

It was originally to borrow Jing Minghui's 300 million yuan to shoot a promotional picture for his company's seasonally limited perfume. Xie Yanxing finally understood what the female insect was yelling at him just now. It turned out that it was "Blue Whale Fragrance" ".He stopped to take a look, and had to say that the shot was really good. In the picture, his face was slightly sideways, so beautiful that he was so gorgeous. The lower left corner was the introduction of the perfume product, and there was a line of small words at the bottom saying what it was popular for. The praise is on sale again, and it has been changed from a seasonal limitation to a permanent sale.

It seems that the sales are not bad... Could it be that his face is also widely known because of this product?

Running all the way to the innermost part of the alleyway, Xie Yanxing did not get rid of the four or five female insects that followed like zombies, but felt that they were getting closer and closer. He quickly thought of a way to escape. At the end of the poster, Xie Yanxing suddenly saw a black and simple swallow with scissors tail pointing to the left, flapping its wings to fly.

A long-haired female insect suddenly appeared in Xie Yanxing's mind. Without hesitation, he turned left and rushed deep. Sure enough, just 100 meters away, he saw a small shop with a transparent counter. There are a few succulent potted plants, which seem to be doing business but not like doing business. There is a little female insect who is not more than eighteen years old standing in front of the counter playing terminal games bored. As soon as Xie Yanxing turned the corner, he was puzzled. The ground moved his nose, raised his head, narrowed his eyes and looked at the rushing worm suspiciously.

Soon, the moment he saw the black hair and black eyes of the visitor, the eyes of the little female insect widened uncontrollably, until Xie Yanxing was knocked down by the following female insect, and then his whole body shook as if he had just woken up from a dream. for a moment.

"Help me!" Xie Yanxing covered his pants and shouted, "I know this is Yan's Nest!"

"I, the rules of our swallow's nest are..." The little female swallowed, "Only the insects that enter the door are the guests."

In fact, if you really want to follow the rules of Yanchao, he should pretend that he didn't know, didn't see, or hear, but... the little female looked at the face of the black-haired male again, and she really grew up with the blue whale fragrant male. They look exactly the same, as do their hair and eyes.But... isn't that male worm already dead?More than two years ago, the entire transition ship with Jujute died together...

Just when the little female was hesitating, the door to the inside of the swallow's nest suddenly opened from the inside, and several females in white overalls rushed out, with blocking stickers on the back of their necks and blocking masks on their faces. , madly rushed towards the male insect, and tore off the four or five female insects entangled on Xie Yanxing's body like tearing up garbage.

The front desk female has been working here for five or six years, and this is the first time I have seen this kind of battle. The regular employees who usually work inside the Yanchao are all elusive, and all of them are expressionless, like a group of inorganic Robot bugs, but until this moment, the little female bugs at the front desk actually saw surprise, panic and sincerity in their eyes.

A female who judged from her uniform to be the highest responsible insect of the Yanchao branch here bowed respectfully to Xie Yanxing, "Hello Xie Yanxing, I have surprised you, please come with me, Yanchao will do everything possible To keep you safe."

Xie Yanxing frowned slightly, feeling something strange.

The bug in charge seemed to see his doubts, and immediately explained: "There is a bug that has stored a very considerable amount of funds for you in the swallow's nest, you don't need to worry about the cost, and you can ask us for any needs. Will do my best to satisfy.”

"Who is this bug?" Xie Yanxing asked cautiously.

The bug in charge shook his head: "Sorry, he doesn't want to provide his name."

"..." Silently thinking for a few seconds, Xie Yanxing still followed the other party into the swallow's nest. After all, staying outside was the result of waiting to be attacked by a demented female insect.Soon, the responsible bug respectfully placed him in a familiar white doorless hut with a simple sofa, table, hot water snacks and a few magazines.After a while, his lost suitcase and backpack were returned, along with three androgen suppression stickers and a brand new terminal.

I have to say that Yanchao's service is really good.

Xie Yanxing sat on the sofa and fiddled with the terminal for a while, and found that he had spent ten months on the earth, and two and a half years had passed on the insect planet. Zerg's first and only special honor 'five-star general' - the life of Major General Que Rong".

Five-star general?Xie Yanxing was about to go in curiously to have a look, when he saw the worm in charge enter the door again, and handed him a stack of information, which was proposed by Xie Yanxing, the contact information of several worms he needed, including Admiral Randall, Ai Professor Da, Jing Minghui, Lan He, Qi Nuo, etc. don't want money anyway, so Xie Yanxing simply asked for it all over.

He rummaged through the paper, and finally followed his heart, and sent the first video invitation to the worm he was most eager to see.

Xie Yanxing's heart beat a little faster, thinking that Que Rong would probably be very pleasantly surprised to see him "resurrected from the dead", and also thinking about what should he say in the first sentence, should he say hello in a relaxed manner, or scare him?Congratulations to the officer on his reinstatement, or the five-star general long time no see?

Then he found that his communication application was not answered by bugs.

Xie Yanxing withdrew the smile on his lips, and dialed again without giving up. After waiting for a minute, there was still no answer.

"..." The evil pen is full of anger, what are you doing?

He reluctantly called out Admiral Randall's contact information, and was about to call, when he heard some strange movements from the wall behind him.Xie Yanxing felt that history was repeating itself perfectly. He stood up and looked behind him, when he heard a burst of hurried footsteps approaching, and opened a door suddenly at the same place as last time in the third branch of Yanchao. Through the secret door, a female insect rushed out panting, with the familiar long silver-white hair, slightly light blue.

"Xie Yanxing." The long-haired female gasped. He took a step forward, looked at Xie Yanxing's face carefully for a long time, and suddenly gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, why did you lie about your name? Xie can't, you really ……you really……"

The long-haired female insect was "really" for a long time, and then slowly let out a long breath, and said happily: "It's great, you are really alive, and you are back..."

"Who the hell are you?" Xie Yanxing asked with a frown.

"My name is Huangyou." The long-haired female took a breath, smiled and stroked the hair that fell on her shoulders, then blinked at him, "Nice to meet you."