99% of males are human

According to Huang You, on a certain day in a certain year, he saw the blue whale perfume advertisements everywhere, and he proudly said that he knew the beautiful male model on the posters. He couldn’t explain it. Everyone laughed at him, how could he have males? He would name it "No", he refused to accept it, and loudly argued that the male model himself said that it was called Xie No. As a result, everyone looked closely at the advertisement picture, and the name of the endorser was clearly written on it: Xie Yanxing.

From then on, his friends jokingly called him Huang Bubu.

Huang You was very dissatisfied, and decided to confront Xie Yanxing, but after asking around, he learned that Xie Yanxing had died, there was no proof of his death, and he had nowhere to redress——

"That's why I was so excited when I saw you just now." Huang You turned around from the passenger seat with a smile, and got the half-smile expression of the male in the back seat, Xie Yanxing crossed his legs: "I want to go back to the third star, what are you doing here?"

"Be your personal bodyguard~" Huang You showed two state-class tickets, "Responsible to the end, the mission must be accomplished."

"unnecessary."

"Are you sure that you really don't need it given the fact that you still have a lot of smell after posting the restraining stickers?"

"I really don't need it." And your description is really like talking about body odor or foot odor.

Huang You didn't seem to be surprised by Xie Yanxing's answer, and continued to sell himself with a smile: "...your old guard has now returned to his post, and he is busy in the military headquarters every day, and the planets are constantly going back and forth. Turn, I won't be free to go in and out with you like before, are you sure you don't need it? And I am also a high-level female. Although I don't have wings, my combat power is absolutely impressive. Even if a certain five-star major general personally Come and fight me one-on-one, and I have no fear. In addition, I am married with a very high androgen tolerance... Consider such a perfect bodyguard?"

This time, Xie Yanxing finally didn't answer in seconds again. He thought for a while, raised his eyes to meet Shanghuangyou's emerald green eyes, sighed helplessly, and began to settle the old score: "Jie Jie, the late second-in-command Zang Lang, the wolf in his neck That necklace from..."

"I did it." Huang You readily admitted, "But you also know that in our business we only look at the price and not the buyer, and the other party is not the first-hand transaction. I sold it about five years ago. The necklace I owned was short of money at that time, and it was sold for 900 million yuan. Two years later, I don’t know how many buyers were transferred in the middle. on you."

"Five years ago?" Xie Yanxing frowned, "That means the androgen in the necklace is not mine."

"How could it be yours?" Huang You said with a smile, "The androgen in that necklace belongs to Tang, do you know Tang? A famous high-ranking male general, after he died for his country, all six royal servants also died for him On the battlefield, the whole country mourns."

Professor Ada's friend, but he is a male who has a deterrent androgen that is better than him.Xie Yanxing nodded, "I know him... didn't he die a long time ago? How do you have his androgen?"

"Well, Zong has been dead for more than 20 years, but his glands are still alive." Huang You smiled, "The news on the upper planet is that there are no bones left, but in fact his body has been professionally preserved. Afterwards, it appeared on the fifth star’s black market, and I bought it.”

"..." Xie Yanxing's expression sank.

Huang You was still a little afraid that he would get angry, and said guiltily, "Otherwise, would Tang's body fall into the hands of those females with special hobbies? And I can't buy it back at a high price, and then hand it over to the Federation for free? "

"A male general who gave his life to suppress the bandits, all his loyal family members died because of the suppression of the bandits. After his death, his androgen was actually obtained by the star bandits, and used to kill another descendant who was bravely resisting the bandits."

"...I was wrong, I was wrong." Huang You surrendered, "I buried his body a long time ago, and I actually admire him, but the glands... well, well, I will return it!"

Xie Yanxing didn't think that his cold face could have such a big influence on this deep-minded and mysterious female insect. The other party's attitude of sticking to him was also very strange. He didn't bother to talk nonsense, so he directly asked the key point: "Your hero What is Xie Yan's real name?"

"..." Huang You silently retreated behind the seat, covering himself with the back of the chair, "Why did you suddenly talk about him? I don't have a good relationship with him, so don't mention him to me."

Xie Yanxing continued to ask: "Where is he now? Is the reason why Yanchao protects me is his instruction? And your attitude towards me, is it also related to him? ... Huangyou, I want to talk to Xie See you soon."

"He's very busy. Even I don't have time to see him, so it's your turn."

"...can you give me his contact information?"

"The contact information of the owner of Yanchao, you can give it if you want? What are you thinking..." Huang You's voice became softer and weaker, and he even refused to continue communicating with Xie Yanxing in such a bizarre way of facing out of the window.

His answer made Xie Yanxing frowned and fell silent again.Could it be that he was wrong again?If Xie Yan was really his elder brother Xie Yanding, the other party would have no reason not to meet him, and should have even appeared at the first moment instead of sending his own female monarch to protect his safety.

"Is Xie Yan... injured?" Xie Yanxing asked cautiously and softly, "Disfigurement, amputation or something like that?"

"Ah?" Huang You raised his head in doubt, but soon he understood the brain circuit of Xie Yanxing, waved his hand and said: "It's nothing, he just has a brain problem, no, he's just too busy, really."

Xie Yanxing didn't believe it at all, but since Xie Yan and Huang You's attitudes were so clear, he still didn't have the ability to forcibly pull out the master worm of Yan's Nest from behind the scenes to question him, so he could only put this matter aside for the time being and wait until he returned After seeing the rest of the worms, the third star thought of a way to meet Xie Yan.

The flight from the fifth star to the third star takes 7 hours in total. Xie Yanxing and Huang You arrived at the airport at 1:[-] p.m., waited for an hour, and arrived at the third star at [-]:[-] p.m. due to the time difference.

On the middle of the explosion in the stateroom of the transition ship, Xie Yanxing called Admiral Randall for a communication invitation, but there was no answer. He wondered if all military females were so busy, and then dialed the video communication to what he thought should be The most idle bug - Zeno.

After 1 minute of waiting, there is still no answer.

"..." Why don't we pack our bags and return to Earth overnight?Anyway, there is an old woman on the earth, and her classmate Shen Yize told him to keep in touch. On the worm planet, he is already in the state of "no such worm", and he will not answer whoever calls.

Just when Huang You came over and said with a smile that you have such a bad relationship with worms and no worms want to talk to you, the name of Qino suddenly lit up on Xie Yanxing's terminal, and the other party took the initiative to call back.After clicking on it, Zeno appeared in the screen wearing a white chef's uniform full of flour. The background he was in was like the back chef of a cake shop. He was much darker and thinner, which made his appearance From being immature before to becoming mature, Zeno smiled and said, "I'm sorry I was just now..."

The voice stopped at this moment, Xiao Yayi maintained a half-open mouth posture facing the screen, her whole body was stiff, and she was instantly nailed in place as if struck by lightning, her eyes widened uncontrollably, and her pupils dilated , I was still holding a handful of egg whisks and a bowl of egg liquid in my hand, but the moment I saw the floating screen clearly, all the things I was holding in my hand fell to the ground, knocking over the utensils on the cake stand, and the egg liquid also fell to the ground. Splashing everywhere, pots and pans made harsh noises, but Zeno turned a deaf ear to them.

"Zino." Xie Yanxing greeted with a smile, "I..."

"Who are you? What kind of prank show is this?!" Zeno finally regained the ability to speak, but his tone was extremely fierce, "Who allowed you to pretend to be Xie Yanxing Xiongzi? It's been three years, and you still Do you want to continue to consume him? The worm blood steamed buns are delicious? Day after day, you send messages to Que Rong saying that Xiongzi is not dead. You have clues, cheating money, energy, and feelings, recording our reactions and posting them on Xingwang to gain attention... You guys are going too far, I want to complain to the Xiongbaohui! It’s hot to think so, shut down your bullshit channel! Let you go to jail!”

Xie Yanxing did not expect such a reaction from Qinuo, he slowly put away the smile on his lips, and when Qinuo was so angry that his whole body trembled, he said softly: "Zino, I am Xie Yanxing, I am now on the fifth star channel. On the flight to the third star, the flight number is WLJ5311, and it will arrive at the super-large new airport in the capital at [-]:[-] p.m. on the third star time... Is it the airport that Jing Minghui contracted to build? Guest passageway, um... I couldn't get in touch with Que Rong, so I contacted you first, and I will go to Jing Minghui later to see if there is any place to stay..."

Zeno's expression gradually changed from anger to calmness, repulsion and doubt, mixed with some disbelief of "this time seems to be more real than ever".There is no panic after being exposed, and no laughter after a failed prank. Apart from his appearance, his voice is exactly the same as that of Xie Yanxing, and he even accurately stated the flight number and landing time... But if it is a prank, these information are all Basic compulsory courses.

"The Lanxing Bieyuan is a property under Xiongzi's name. It is cleaned by bugs every week. Xiongzi will not have a place to live. And Xiongzi calls Jing Minghui Minghui, not his full name," said Zi Nuo with preconceived ideas and conflicting opinions. The mentality finds out any place that may be cheating, "You don't do your homework and you are cheating, it's too lame, it doesn't look like it at all."

Xie Yanxing: "..."

Huang You laughed unscrupulously outside the screen.

"Then I'll go directly to the Blue Star Courtyard later." Xie Yanxing said, "Let's talk about it when we meet when you are free."

After hanging up the communication, Huang You came over again, "Why don't you make a bet? Guess if he will go straight to the Blue Star Hospital after work."

Xie Yanxing turned his head to look at him, and saw Huangyou shook his head and changed his words: "No, he won't go to Blue Star Bieyuan, he will definitely come to pick up the plane."

Seeing that Xie Yanxing seemed a little disbelieving, Huangyou said with a smile: "The influence you have created is much greater than you thought, and he is not bad..."

"..." Xie Yanxing heard something in his words, and asked, "What do you mean?"

Aroused the curiosity of understanding Yan Xing, the riddle Chong Huangyou immediately sat back in the seat opposite with satisfaction, closed his eyes and rested his mind, it seemed that he was beaten less usually.

When disembarking, there was a slight delay because of the replacement of the restraint stickers. By the time I walked out of the pick-up port, it was already [-]:[-].