99% of males are human

"Hahaha, don't look at me now... I look like a good girl. I was rebellious in high school. I was just a little girl. I was almost expelled because I skipped too many classes." Qi Wan tapped her head with a headache, He wanted to touch the wine bottle again, but Tang Xiaomiao stuffed him with a glass of boiled water quickly, "At that time, I felt that I was so cool and individual, and when I heard my ex-boyfriend being called third brother by those gangsters, and then called me third sister-in-law, I thought Really handsome."

Qi Wan shook her head, and said with a wry smile: "Until... one time when I was watching a group of gangsters fight, a group of people took knives and stabbed a student from the next school more than a dozen times, and the whole alley was full of blood, which scared me dumbfounded... ..."

"The ex-boyfriend also stabbed him, but it wasn't fatal. He wasn't the principal offender, and he was still underage. He was finally sentenced to three years...but I was completely sobered up by the pool of blood, and I never talked to those people again. Fooling around, going to school honestly, fortunately, the time of rebellion is not long, the foundation of junior high school is also good, and I passed the exam here..."

While talking, Qi Wan seemed to be a little sober, and shyly said: "I'm sorry, let you hear about my bad past..."

Tang Xiaomiao quickly asked: "He came to you as soon as he was released from prison? What does he want to do?"

"I don't know what he wants to do...but I don't want to have anything to do with him."

"Pay attention to safety recently." Xie Yanxing comforted softly, "Don't act alone, try to stay in the school as much as possible, and ask the counselor for help if necessary. If he causes serious trouble to you, you must remember to call the police."

"I know." Qi Wan smiled implicitly, her cheeks flushed, "Thank you senior for your concern."

Que Rong put a piece of barbecue meat wrapped in lettuce in Xie Yanxing's bowl, and said lightly, "Yanxing, don't just talk, you eat too little." Then he looked up at Qi Wan again, and smiled slightly: "It's not a big deal, you can rest assured."

Of course it's not a big deal to you, you can slap that strong man against the wall with just one slap, and you can't even tear it off.Xie Yanxing slowly swallowed the lettuce-wrapped meat that was as substantial as a pagoda, "Although you don't need to be too anxious, you still need to have a little snack..."

Cho Rong immediately stuffed a second packet of barbecue into his mouth.This time, the barbecue has a lot of tendons, and the roasting time is a little longer, so the meat is a bit old. After several bites, Xie Yanxing couldn't stop biting, so he could only stuff it into his mouth, stretching his cheeks like a squirrel, and chewing hard: " ..."

Although Shen Yize was drunk, the heart of being a girl seemed to have been engraved in his bone marrow. After hearing the key words, he immediately followed Xie Yanxing's words with drunken eyes and said: "Don't be anxious, Wanwan, I'll wait for you later." ! Send you back, he... dare not come!"

Whether the ex-boyfriend dares to come to Xie Yanxing is not sure, but he is sure that it is really difficult to become Qi Wan's current boyfriend based on Shen Yize's image of drinking two bottles of beer and spitting three times.

After the meal, Sun Hong and Luo Yifei supported Shen Yize, saying that they would escort Qi Wan and Tang Xiaomiao back to the girls' dormitory first, make sure they were safe, and then they would go back to the boys' dormitory.

Xie Yanxing left a message to send him a message when he arrived, and then took Que Rong for a walk along the street to digest food.

The streets next to the university are always bustling. On both sides of the crowded road are vendors selling various goods. The neon lights are flickering on and off. There are noisy voices in your ears and the smell of fireworks in your breath.

"There are a lot of people." Que Rong's pupils were dyed by bright and colorful lights, reflecting the various states of the world.

"Well, there are a lot of people on earth, and my country's population is among the largest in the world." Xie Yanxing said, "Human fertility is very high. For a long time, our country even implemented a family planning policy to reduce population growth. That is, a couple can only have one child.”

"Can it still be like this?" Que Rong said that he had never heard of it, and cried enviously on behalf of all the Zerg race.

Que Rong's unique hair color and special eye color are often seen by passers-by many times, which can be said to turn their heads back.After walking a few steps, Xie Yanxing saw a jewelry store, so he went in and bought a black peaked cap, which he put on Quorong's head.

"It's amazing." Que Rong said, "The bugs in the whole street have black hair and black eyes."

"People." Xie Yanxing corrected, "There are also blond-haired and blue-eyed humans in other countries, and their skin colors are also different. Whites, blacks, and people of the yellow race with black hair and black eyes in our country are not necessarily pure black. Somewhat amber, tan."

"But your eyes are pure black." Que Rong stopped and pulled Xie Yanxing's wrist, making the other person face him, then leaned over to observe his pupils carefully. Kiss him in public.

"...Go home and see." Xie Yanxing narrowed his eyes to avoid Que Rong's sight, and put his arm between the two chests. It was a very firm refusal, but the next second, he took the initiative and naturally pulled Passing the hand of Quorong, leading him to move on.

When he was originally rejected, Que Rong still wanted to pester Xie Yanxing for some intimate contact, but the sudden warmth from his palm made him stunned for a moment.Que Rong lowered his head, looked at the hands of the two people beside him, and then raised his head to look at Xie Yanxing's side face with the usual expression. How did you become active? I'm still not used to it."

"Maybe it's because I've come to our human territory, so I have become bolder?" Xie Yanxing also smiled, with tenderness in his eyebrows and eyes. "I'm going to buy a tablet computer that I've always wanted. When I rented a speeding car on the insect star, I was deeply impressed by the frugal major general, so you can help me negotiate the price later?"

"Tablet PC?" Que Rong followed Xie Yanxing into the well-heated gate of the shopping mall blankly, "What is that?"

Half an hour later, Major General Que Rong, who didn't even know what a tablet computer was, managed to get a discount of 2 points for Xie Yanxing, plus a student price for a matching pen, and a free Laptop bag, replacement nibs, keyboard membrane, and a thermos.

Anyway, it's all the wool that can be squeezed.

The merchants next door ran over to see the so-called "white-haired and golden-eyed Mandarin-speaking foreigners", and happily helped them bargain for small gifts.

On the way home, Xie Yanxing used the money he saved to buy some supper for Que Rong... maybe it can't be described as "something", Xie Yanxing's original words were: Do you want to eat anything else?When you pass by the food street, you can buy whatever you fancy.

Then Quorong bought two people who couldn't hold it with four hands on his own.

Xie Yanxing struggled to protect the tablet he bought with a lot of money from under a box of fried noodles with soy sauce. After finally finding the key in his pocket, he moved into the room and turned on the light. Before he could put the things down, a hot palm She clasped his waist from behind, and in the next second, a hot kiss landed on his neck.

"Yan Xing." Que Rong hooked Xie Yanxing's shoulder with the other hand, bit his earlobe lightly, and deliberately exhaled into Min Gan's ear, "Do you have any reason now? Yes. Tell me about it."

Xie Yanxing turned his face slightly, and his voice was a little hoarse, "It seems that there are no more...?"

"Flying geese..."

After tossing and turning on the porch for a long time, Xie Yanxing finally freed up a free hand to stop Que Rong from sitting in disorder, "No, it will take a lot of preparations to continue. You are now a male body. Not suitable to bear ... and we did not buy Biyun sets."

"Biyun suit...? Why buy Biyun suit?" Que Rong broke away from the love rain in an instant, his eyes suddenly turned into scarlet vertical pupils, and said seriously, "It is seriously illegal to produce this kind of thing!"

"Don't be so nervous." Xie Yanxing slowly broke free from Que Rong's shackles, put the things in his hand on the table, and then put on the loose cool words, "...Maybe the Biyun suit is only illegal on the insect planet, but on the It's commonplace on Earth, and it's a very necessary thing."

Que Rong narrowed his eyes suspiciously: "Contraception is very necessary?"

"Yes." Xie Yanxing smiled and opened a box of washed grapes, took one off and put it in his mouth, "After all, there are too many people on earth."

"..."

After a moment of silence, Que Rong turned on his mobile phone and began to skillfully search the Internet for the preparations between human males, "...It's really troublesome, but the females are in good health. The females here seem to be responsible for the work of reproduction. Why do I only have one? Did the female come to earth without becoming a woman?"

"It's a good question, I want to know too." Xie Yanxing poured two cups of hot water, "I also want to know why Yang Meng, a human female, turned into a male insect on the insect planet?"

"Yang Meng is a woman?" Que Rong asked incredulously, "But she doesn't have any so-called human femininity."

"Don't you think her penis is extraordinarily full?"

"Absolutely not."

"... She will be sad to hear that."

At 10:[-] am the next day, there were still [-] minutes before the time agreed with Jing Mingyao.

The tea restaurant was empty and empty, except for the table where Yan Xing was, there was basically no business.This is one of the reasons why Xie Yanxing chose this place to meet. The business is poor and the flow of people is small, but there is heating, and the waiters are not enthusiastic at all.According to Xie Yanxing’s previous experience of ordering a cup of coffee and using the air conditioner for a whole day, no matter which waiter is on duty in this store, they will stand listlessly at the cashier and yawn, looking for every opportunity to be lazy and take a nap.

Xie Yanxing quietly tapped on the keyboard in the corner, researching the various functions of the tablet he newly bought.Que Rong rested his shoulders on the table, resting his chin on the back of his hands, staring boredly at the ice cubes in the coffee cup in front of him. After a while, he said lightly, "The worms are here."

"It's 'people' coming." Xie Yanxing closed the computer, looked up at the entrance of the tea restaurant, but strangely, there was no one there.

"I'm too lazy to change my words, let's just claim it's a Middle Eastern dialect." Que Rong slowly sat up straight, "There is a male human in a black down jacket wearing sunglasses, a mask, leather gloves, and a woolen cap. I passed by this tea restaurant seven times in a row, and each time I tentatively looked in from the window, I think he should be, Jing Mingyao."