99% of males are human
Chapter 85
As he said that, Que Rong gestured to Xie Yanxing to go out the door with his eyes, "...He passed by again now, did you see it?"
A slender and young figure flashed past the window of the tea restaurant. Sunglasses, masks, and knitted hats were all available. His hands were in his pockets, his waist was slightly bent, and his face was full of suspicion. More like a kidnapper than Xie Yanxing.
After watching the "kidnapper" pass by the tea restaurant again, Xie Yanxing sighed helplessly, and gestured to Que Rong.Que Rong understood immediately, got up and walked towards the door.
On a deserted street corner, Jing Mingyao carefully removed the miniature video camera pinned to his neckline, frowning to check the recorded content.The tea restaurant was empty, with no one at all.
"It's already 55:[-], it's impossible for him not to come here early to check out all the impossibilities, could it be that the suspect is this waiter?" He said nervously to himself, "It's so cunning, it's okay to take advantage of the blind spots of ordinary people's thinking. I……"
"How are you?"
"Fortunately, I have a better skill." Jing Mingyao smiled charmingly, but then the smile froze at the corner of his lips, and he turned his head quickly, and saw a tall foreign man standing behind him.
The other party was wearing a baseball cap backwards, with one golden pupil and one white pupil, and his eyes were as sharp as eagles, and because of the sickly misty white eyes, he looked fierce and terrifying.Moreover, the broken hair exposed on his temples turned out to be grayish and light, but his skin was a very healthy Chinese wheat color.
Before Jing Mingyao could scream, Que Rong quickly took off the camera on his collar.Jing Mingyao was so stupid that he finally reacted and stretched out his hand to stop him, but Rong's other hand took advantage of his forward posture and quickly removed another tracking camera that he had hidden in the fold of the knit hat.
Jing Mingyao: "..."
Seeing the constriction in the foreign man's eyes, his complexion gradually turned pale, his mental activities were complicated, and his expression was also unpredictable. If I had to describe it, it would probably be: I thought I was well prepared and could pick twenty out of one, but in fact, I was in a powerful situation. The villain is surrounded by paper tigers, and his home is ransacked as soon as he comes up. The dream of being a hero is completely shattered, and it is impossible to protect himself, let alone rescue his poor brother.
Que Rong held two "low-tech" pieces that he found easily without using worm eyes, and threw them up and down casually.
At least Jing Mingyao was not frightened. He was stunned for a few seconds, and then his tongue fluttered, and he quickly spit out a series of short English essays, with a standard London accent, showing the higher education level of a wealthy family.
It's a pity that the alien bug Que Rong couldn't understand a word, he just found it noisy.
"Jing Mingyao." Que Rong interrupted Jing Mingyao impatiently, squinting his eyes, looking like a desperado who wanted to kill someone, "... go in and talk?"
"You can speak Chinese?" Jing Mingyao's eyes widened.Que Rong took two steps toward the store door, and when he turned around, he saw Jing Mingyao still standing there like a sculpture, frowning slightly, Jing Mingyao took a step back in fright, turned around and ran away, but in the next second, he was still there. A person five meters away from behind appeared in front of him as if flashing out of nowhere, grabbed Jing Mingyao by the collar and threw him into the restaurant.
Jing Mingyao was crying, scared to death, but the more he was afraid, the more he refused to stop talking: "Brother, are you a mixed race?...Brother, don't kill me, I, I... I saw your face, am I sure? Gone?"
But Rong didn't like to communicate with fools, so he handed people over to Xie Yanxing who had been waiting for a long time in the tea restaurant.
"Hello, please sit down." A young man with black hair and black eyes stood up from the table. He was thin and straight, with a pair of almond eyes that were warm and energetic, and the corners of his lips would be slightly natural when he was expressionless. Shang Yang has a gentle and easy-to-talk appearance.
"You, are you his big brother?" Jing Mingyao asked warily.
"Yes," Xie Yanxing narrowed his eyes and sat down again, "Are you thinking that the more gentle you are, the more scum you will be?"
Jing Mingyao's face is full: Fuck, how do you know what I'm thinking?
"This guy is as virtuous as his brother." Que Rong sat next to Xie Yanxing, with his left ankle resting on his right knee.By the way, in the twelfth lunar month of winter, the silver-haired female insect still maintains the good habit of wearing trousers and only cropped trousers, revealing a bumpy ankle, but because the previous two accessories are left on the insect star, it is simple. A black leather rope borrowed from Tang Xiaomiao was used to wrap around the ankle.
And according to Xie Yanxing's performance last night, the effect is still good.
As expected, as soon as Que Rong leaned his back against the back of the sofa, Xie Yanxing's gaze circled around his ankle.
"His brother likes to write small essays, and he likes to talk about small essays." Que Rong said impatiently, "It's disturbing me to death."
As soon as Jing Minghui was mentioned, Jing Mingyao suddenly got excited: "Where is my brother? I need to see my brother first, otherwise I won't give you a penny!"
"Your brother is..." Xie Yanxing had to admit, he said that on purpose, "a faraway place."
Just as he had guessed, as soon as the words fell, Jing Mingyao showed a terrified look, and tremblingly said: "Where is the far away place?...Heaven? You...tore up my brother?!"
"That's right." Que Rong raised his eyebrows rascally, "Next we will tear you apart."
"you--"
"This gentleman?"
A voice suddenly broke in, and the waiter with a very low sense of presence suddenly appeared at this time, and asked with a professional smile, "Do you need something?"
Jing Mingyao replied tremblingly: "Have a glass of black and white impermanence..."
"Give him a cup of poplar nectar and a sandwich." Xie Yanxing replied for Jing Mingyao.
As soon as the waiter left, he regained his composure and said in a low voice, "Okay, Jing Mingyao, I'm not joking with you anymore. Everything I say next is what happened in the real world. You have to listen carefully."
After all, Jing Mingyao is only a high school student who is nearly an adult, and he seems to be well protected by his family—perhaps it has something to do with Jing Minghui's disappearance.Xie Yanxing's expression froze, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe out, and sat upright waiting for the training.
"Your brother is still alive, but he is no longer on the earth, nor in heaven and hell, but in another galaxy."
"Another galaxy?" Jing Mingyao couldn't help asking, "How did he get there? A spaceship?"
"It disappeared in an instant, and then appeared on another planet, and it was uncontrollable."
"..." Jing Mingyao frowned, "You mean, time travel? My brother has time travel?"
"It's even better now that you understand this word. Yes, your brother has traveled to a world without humans. The advanced intelligent life forms in that galaxy are called Zerg, and their normal form is very similar to male humans. When fighting, they will Turning into a worm form is similar to... Venom, or Gundam, have you seen it? A combination of the two."
Jing Mingyao's eyebrows were tied into a bow.
Xie Yanxing didn't expect him to believe it right away, he coughed lightly and continued: "Your brother had a very good time in Zombie Star, and also established a cross-global enterprise called Blue Whale, he is the richest man in the third star... and married Wives, in the Zerg world, they are called female queens."
"My brother already has a wife?! No, no, no, it's impossible." Jing Mingyao finally found the loophole in his words, "He told me that he never wanted to get married in his life, and the important task of multiplying the family depends on Me and my sister."
"He has." Xie Yanxing called up the video of Lanhe on his phone, "and if it wasn't for the low fertility rate of the Zerg, he might have had children."
Jing Mingyao stretched his neck suspiciously to look at the phone screen. On the screen, a blond "man" introduced himself restrainedly. From time to time, he was interrupted by a familiar voice-over. It was not until the end of the video that Jing Minghui appeared slowly and told Lan Crane flicked his hair, "Okay, don't be nervous, Professor Lan is so good, it's too late for my family to like you..."
"I'm going? This man is my sister-in-law?" Jing Mingyao's pupils shrank, "I waited for a long time, thinking why she didn't show up, but it turned out...impossible, my brother can't be gay, he had a relationship with women in college My friend!...Your video was synthesized from human faces!"
"When your brother disappeared, it was almost Jing Chan's birthday, right?" Xie Yanxing slowly opened his backpack, and asked Jing Mingyao, "How do you know?" ' During the interrogation, he took out the jewelry box that Jing Minghui had prepared for his sister, "This is his birthday present that was three years late. The necklace is also in the bag. If you don't believe me, you can take it to that mall to compare the purchase records. "
Jing Mingyao looked down at the brand of the necklace. It was indeed the brand his sister liked very much three years ago. When their family investigated the reason for Jing Minghui's disappearance, they also found out that Jing Minghui had been in this store the day he disappeared. The ordered necklace was taken.
"Even if it is true, it can only prove that you have had contact with my brother." Jing Mingyao pursed his lips and made his face look like a cautious frog, "You can't make up other lies to be true Why don’t you tell me that you are the reincarnation of Qin Shihuang, and give me 500 travel expenses, and give me a terracotta warrior when I return to Daqin.”
But Rong couldn't understand this kind of hell joke, and looked at Xie Yanxing inexplicably, who smiled slightly, "Qin Shihuang was a supreme ruler in our ancient times, and also the No.1 emperor in history... There are too many explanations, Go back and show you the history book."
Hearing Xie Yanxing's words, Jing Mingyao raised his eyebrows, "You won't tell me that this is an alien from that worm planet?"
His tone was a bit provocative, but Que Rong liked such a brat who didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, sat up straight with a smile, and slowly moved closer to Jing Mingyao's direction.Xie Yanxing was the opposite of Que Rong, he leaned back slightly and said with a smile, "If I say, is it?"
"A combination of venom and Gundam? Are you kidding—"
Jing Mingyao's complacent face froze in place at this moment, less than half a meter in front of him, but under Querong's two pupils, one golden and one white, Gulu Gulu bulged out two long, narrow, scarlet eyes. The red eyeballs rolled around in the eye sockets, and then stared at the boy in front of him who had lost all three views.
Four eyes were not enough, and soon two more narrow pupils burst out from under the extra eyes of Rong Rong. The needle-shaped pupils were like the eyes of a dragon, staring firmly at the prey in front of him, as if to kill him. devoured.
Finally, Jing Mingyao's scalp exploded, he screamed horribly, and fell from the stool to the ground.
A slender and young figure flashed past the window of the tea restaurant. Sunglasses, masks, and knitted hats were all available. His hands were in his pockets, his waist was slightly bent, and his face was full of suspicion. More like a kidnapper than Xie Yanxing.
After watching the "kidnapper" pass by the tea restaurant again, Xie Yanxing sighed helplessly, and gestured to Que Rong.Que Rong understood immediately, got up and walked towards the door.
On a deserted street corner, Jing Mingyao carefully removed the miniature video camera pinned to his neckline, frowning to check the recorded content.The tea restaurant was empty, with no one at all.
"It's already 55:[-], it's impossible for him not to come here early to check out all the impossibilities, could it be that the suspect is this waiter?" He said nervously to himself, "It's so cunning, it's okay to take advantage of the blind spots of ordinary people's thinking. I……"
"How are you?"
"Fortunately, I have a better skill." Jing Mingyao smiled charmingly, but then the smile froze at the corner of his lips, and he turned his head quickly, and saw a tall foreign man standing behind him.
The other party was wearing a baseball cap backwards, with one golden pupil and one white pupil, and his eyes were as sharp as eagles, and because of the sickly misty white eyes, he looked fierce and terrifying.Moreover, the broken hair exposed on his temples turned out to be grayish and light, but his skin was a very healthy Chinese wheat color.
Before Jing Mingyao could scream, Que Rong quickly took off the camera on his collar.Jing Mingyao was so stupid that he finally reacted and stretched out his hand to stop him, but Rong's other hand took advantage of his forward posture and quickly removed another tracking camera that he had hidden in the fold of the knit hat.
Jing Mingyao: "..."
Seeing the constriction in the foreign man's eyes, his complexion gradually turned pale, his mental activities were complicated, and his expression was also unpredictable. If I had to describe it, it would probably be: I thought I was well prepared and could pick twenty out of one, but in fact, I was in a powerful situation. The villain is surrounded by paper tigers, and his home is ransacked as soon as he comes up. The dream of being a hero is completely shattered, and it is impossible to protect himself, let alone rescue his poor brother.
Que Rong held two "low-tech" pieces that he found easily without using worm eyes, and threw them up and down casually.
At least Jing Mingyao was not frightened. He was stunned for a few seconds, and then his tongue fluttered, and he quickly spit out a series of short English essays, with a standard London accent, showing the higher education level of a wealthy family.
It's a pity that the alien bug Que Rong couldn't understand a word, he just found it noisy.
"Jing Mingyao." Que Rong interrupted Jing Mingyao impatiently, squinting his eyes, looking like a desperado who wanted to kill someone, "... go in and talk?"
"You can speak Chinese?" Jing Mingyao's eyes widened.Que Rong took two steps toward the store door, and when he turned around, he saw Jing Mingyao still standing there like a sculpture, frowning slightly, Jing Mingyao took a step back in fright, turned around and ran away, but in the next second, he was still there. A person five meters away from behind appeared in front of him as if flashing out of nowhere, grabbed Jing Mingyao by the collar and threw him into the restaurant.
Jing Mingyao was crying, scared to death, but the more he was afraid, the more he refused to stop talking: "Brother, are you a mixed race?...Brother, don't kill me, I, I... I saw your face, am I sure? Gone?"
But Rong didn't like to communicate with fools, so he handed people over to Xie Yanxing who had been waiting for a long time in the tea restaurant.
"Hello, please sit down." A young man with black hair and black eyes stood up from the table. He was thin and straight, with a pair of almond eyes that were warm and energetic, and the corners of his lips would be slightly natural when he was expressionless. Shang Yang has a gentle and easy-to-talk appearance.
"You, are you his big brother?" Jing Mingyao asked warily.
"Yes," Xie Yanxing narrowed his eyes and sat down again, "Are you thinking that the more gentle you are, the more scum you will be?"
Jing Mingyao's face is full: Fuck, how do you know what I'm thinking?
"This guy is as virtuous as his brother." Que Rong sat next to Xie Yanxing, with his left ankle resting on his right knee.By the way, in the twelfth lunar month of winter, the silver-haired female insect still maintains the good habit of wearing trousers and only cropped trousers, revealing a bumpy ankle, but because the previous two accessories are left on the insect star, it is simple. A black leather rope borrowed from Tang Xiaomiao was used to wrap around the ankle.
And according to Xie Yanxing's performance last night, the effect is still good.
As expected, as soon as Que Rong leaned his back against the back of the sofa, Xie Yanxing's gaze circled around his ankle.
"His brother likes to write small essays, and he likes to talk about small essays." Que Rong said impatiently, "It's disturbing me to death."
As soon as Jing Minghui was mentioned, Jing Mingyao suddenly got excited: "Where is my brother? I need to see my brother first, otherwise I won't give you a penny!"
"Your brother is..." Xie Yanxing had to admit, he said that on purpose, "a faraway place."
Just as he had guessed, as soon as the words fell, Jing Mingyao showed a terrified look, and tremblingly said: "Where is the far away place?...Heaven? You...tore up my brother?!"
"That's right." Que Rong raised his eyebrows rascally, "Next we will tear you apart."
"you--"
"This gentleman?"
A voice suddenly broke in, and the waiter with a very low sense of presence suddenly appeared at this time, and asked with a professional smile, "Do you need something?"
Jing Mingyao replied tremblingly: "Have a glass of black and white impermanence..."
"Give him a cup of poplar nectar and a sandwich." Xie Yanxing replied for Jing Mingyao.
As soon as the waiter left, he regained his composure and said in a low voice, "Okay, Jing Mingyao, I'm not joking with you anymore. Everything I say next is what happened in the real world. You have to listen carefully."
After all, Jing Mingyao is only a high school student who is nearly an adult, and he seems to be well protected by his family—perhaps it has something to do with Jing Minghui's disappearance.Xie Yanxing's expression froze, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe out, and sat upright waiting for the training.
"Your brother is still alive, but he is no longer on the earth, nor in heaven and hell, but in another galaxy."
"Another galaxy?" Jing Mingyao couldn't help asking, "How did he get there? A spaceship?"
"It disappeared in an instant, and then appeared on another planet, and it was uncontrollable."
"..." Jing Mingyao frowned, "You mean, time travel? My brother has time travel?"
"It's even better now that you understand this word. Yes, your brother has traveled to a world without humans. The advanced intelligent life forms in that galaxy are called Zerg, and their normal form is very similar to male humans. When fighting, they will Turning into a worm form is similar to... Venom, or Gundam, have you seen it? A combination of the two."
Jing Mingyao's eyebrows were tied into a bow.
Xie Yanxing didn't expect him to believe it right away, he coughed lightly and continued: "Your brother had a very good time in Zombie Star, and also established a cross-global enterprise called Blue Whale, he is the richest man in the third star... and married Wives, in the Zerg world, they are called female queens."
"My brother already has a wife?! No, no, no, it's impossible." Jing Mingyao finally found the loophole in his words, "He told me that he never wanted to get married in his life, and the important task of multiplying the family depends on Me and my sister."
"He has." Xie Yanxing called up the video of Lanhe on his phone, "and if it wasn't for the low fertility rate of the Zerg, he might have had children."
Jing Mingyao stretched his neck suspiciously to look at the phone screen. On the screen, a blond "man" introduced himself restrainedly. From time to time, he was interrupted by a familiar voice-over. It was not until the end of the video that Jing Minghui appeared slowly and told Lan Crane flicked his hair, "Okay, don't be nervous, Professor Lan is so good, it's too late for my family to like you..."
"I'm going? This man is my sister-in-law?" Jing Mingyao's pupils shrank, "I waited for a long time, thinking why she didn't show up, but it turned out...impossible, my brother can't be gay, he had a relationship with women in college My friend!...Your video was synthesized from human faces!"
"When your brother disappeared, it was almost Jing Chan's birthday, right?" Xie Yanxing slowly opened his backpack, and asked Jing Mingyao, "How do you know?" ' During the interrogation, he took out the jewelry box that Jing Minghui had prepared for his sister, "This is his birthday present that was three years late. The necklace is also in the bag. If you don't believe me, you can take it to that mall to compare the purchase records. "
Jing Mingyao looked down at the brand of the necklace. It was indeed the brand his sister liked very much three years ago. When their family investigated the reason for Jing Minghui's disappearance, they also found out that Jing Minghui had been in this store the day he disappeared. The ordered necklace was taken.
"Even if it is true, it can only prove that you have had contact with my brother." Jing Mingyao pursed his lips and made his face look like a cautious frog, "You can't make up other lies to be true Why don’t you tell me that you are the reincarnation of Qin Shihuang, and give me 500 travel expenses, and give me a terracotta warrior when I return to Daqin.”
But Rong couldn't understand this kind of hell joke, and looked at Xie Yanxing inexplicably, who smiled slightly, "Qin Shihuang was a supreme ruler in our ancient times, and also the No.1 emperor in history... There are too many explanations, Go back and show you the history book."
Hearing Xie Yanxing's words, Jing Mingyao raised his eyebrows, "You won't tell me that this is an alien from that worm planet?"
His tone was a bit provocative, but Que Rong liked such a brat who didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, sat up straight with a smile, and slowly moved closer to Jing Mingyao's direction.Xie Yanxing was the opposite of Que Rong, he leaned back slightly and said with a smile, "If I say, is it?"
"A combination of venom and Gundam? Are you kidding—"
Jing Mingyao's complacent face froze in place at this moment, less than half a meter in front of him, but under Querong's two pupils, one golden and one white, Gulu Gulu bulged out two long, narrow, scarlet eyes. The red eyeballs rolled around in the eye sockets, and then stared at the boy in front of him who had lost all three views.
Four eyes were not enough, and soon two more narrow pupils burst out from under the extra eyes of Rong Rong. The needle-shaped pupils were like the eyes of a dragon, staring firmly at the prey in front of him, as if to kill him. devoured.
Finally, Jing Mingyao's scalp exploded, he screamed horribly, and fell from the stool to the ground.
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