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Jing Minghui's reaction was even more intense than Xie Yanxing had imagined. He lay on the ground for a long time without getting up, which shocked the waiter who had just come out of the catering production area.He straightened the crooked poplar nectar glass on the dinner plate, and observed the three strange guests from a distance.

One fell to the ground and did not know whether to live or die, while the other two looked at the empty seats with "benevolent eyebrows".The black-haired man was gentle and elegant, and the foreigner in the hat had a smile on his lips. He inadvertently noticed his gaze, and raised his eyes and nodded politely to him.

The waiter hurriedly stepped forward to put down the tray on their table, first asked "Sir, are you okay?", then forced Jing Mingyao, who wanted to keep pretending to be dead on the ground, back to the seat, and then looked back at the tray on the table, There was only a cup of poplar nectar left on it, and the man in the hat beside him peeled off the wrapping paper of the sandwich as a matter of course.

"He, he..." Jing Mingyao didn't dare to look directly in the direction of Xie Yanxing and Que Rong, pointed at Que Rong tremblingly and said to the waiter, "He has six eyes..."

The waiter gave an inexplicable ah, and turned to look at the man in the hat. The man also looked up at him at this moment. He was chewing with a sandwich stuffed on one cheek. There were two very normal eyes, one gold and one white at most. Very rare.

Is it playing a game and making fun of the waiter, or is this customer unconscious after taking drugs?

Either way made the waiter feel unhappy, and his face sank, he said dryly, "Have a nice meal", then turned his head and left.

"Hey!" Jing Mingyao tried to grab the waiter's arm and left, but Xie Yanxing said coldly behind him: "Sit down."

Jing Mingyao's butt returned to its place in an instant, and he sat tremblingly.After not hearing the reactions of the other two people on the table for a long time, I quietly looked at Que Rong's face again, and found that it was a normal human eye, then tremblingly asked: "Just now that was...the latest 3D face technology? "

Hearing this, Que Rong's eyelids drooped and lifted again, the golden color faded, and the two scarlet vertical pupils under the light-colored eyelashes reappeared in front of Jing Mingyao's eyes, and deliberately blinked at him, Jing Mingyao even saw Que Rong's eyes. The white nictitating membrane that opens and closes under the eyelids.

Jing Mingyao: "..."

Xie Yanxing immediately pushed Yangzhi Ganlu over very thoughtfully, "Suppress the shock."

Jing Mingyao covered his left eye with one hand, touched his eyelid and touched his eyelid again, and then saw that Que Rong was deliberately biting the sandwich with his sharp teeth, with an expression of disbelief and as if he had to believe that he was holding the straw in his mouth. I finished the whole cup of poplar nectar in one breath.

The unreasonable picture made him still unable to believe that it was real, and he said blankly: "I want to see my brother and let him tell me what happened!"

"He can't come back." Xie Yanxing didn't expect him to accept the fact in a short time. That's not the second class, but the second class. "There are many cases of traveling to the insect star like your brother and me, both at home and abroad." , but what I know so far is that I can go back and forth between the worm planet and the earth, and it is involuntary."

"What do you mean, you mean, my brother..." Jing Mingyao asked awkwardly, "I will never come back?"

"...It's like this at the moment." Xie Yanxing didn't intend to disclose the news that he could bring at least one person back and forth between the two worlds.

His answer made Jing Mingyao's eyes blush, and he lowered his eyes, and said nothing for a long time.Que Rong finished eating the sandwich in a few mouthfuls, wiped his fingers and saw the child's distraught appearance, clicked his tongue and said, "Your brother also brought you a gift. A gift from another galaxy."

Jing Mingyao looked up sadly and curiously, and saw that Yanxing took out a huge box from under the backpack, and took out an exquisite gift box the size of a mobile phone from the backpack.

"What did he bring me?" Jing Mingyao first opened the small box. Inside was a pair of strange-looking glasses and a small ring. He put on the glasses inexplicably, but found nothing special. Yes, and then put the ring on a random finger.

The moment it was buckled to the bottom, the ring automatically adjusted its size to perfectly fit the thickness of Jing Mingyao's index finger, but Jing Mingyao's small head obviously didn't think so. He thought he was cheated again. The shape knife tricked him into putting it on with the intention of pinching off his fingers, which made him scream strangely, and hurriedly pulled the ring hard, but he didn't know where he touched it on the way, only heard the first beep, his movements I was stunned for an instant.

Through the transparent glasses, Xie Yanxing could see that Jing Mingyao's pupils were dilated due to shock, and his mouth was open enough to stuff a glass into it.

The playful 17-year-old high school student quickly became addicted to this glasses-shaped holographic game console. After trying it for 15 minutes, he could barely remember who he was and where he was. He took off his glasses embarrassingly, and then His whole face was radiant, his cheeks were flushed, and his eyes were shining brightly, "This thing...is so powerful, it's called a holographic game! The high technology of Zongxing? It's so powerful! This is what my brother gave me? My God, is this really something I can have for free?...Then what’s inside this big box? Well, it can’t be a spaceship!”

Xie Yanxing ruthlessly broke his fantasy: "It's the charger for this game console."

"..."

"The three-hole 220V charger conversion plug developed by the R&D department of your brother's company within fifteen days," Xie Yanxing said, "because the requirement is to adopt the technology that has been eliminated by Zongxing as much as possible, and the time is limited, so it looks ugly. A bit bulky, but it should work."

"...Should it work?"

"You can also research and develop independently. I know that your Jing family is rich and successful. Given time, it shouldn't be a problem to develop a charger." Xie Yan's words mean the same thing: after-sales service is not included.

"By the way," he said again, "I still have the presents that Jing Minghui brought to my parents. I will take them back with you later, but... I need to ask you to do me three favors."

"Three? So many..." Jing Mingyao leaned back vigilantly holding the glasses case, feeling that if you want good things, you have to pay a price.

"First, keep this secret, and never reveal the secrets related to the Zerg Planet to anyone."

"That's no problem!" Jing Mingyao boasted brazenly, and only remembered after he finished his boast, "Wait a minute, can't you talk to my parents, and my sister?"

"Yes, but please adopt a method acceptable to your parents and younger sister, and tell them the news step by step." Xie Yanxing said, "This is also what your brother Jing Minghui meant. Their words could lead to immeasurable consequences."

Jing Mingyao nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly felt an indescribable sense of mission from the inside out. It was only now that he fully realized that his brother who had been missing for three years was still alive, and in another world. Such a miraculous thing is actually true, "Did my brother record any other videos? How did you get to Bugstar? Are you going to be hit by a car or struck by lightning? Why is it called Bugstar because there are many insects? I If brother can't come back, can I go there? What kind of person is my sister-in-law?..."

"There is a second thing." Xie Yanxing looked at the space where Jing Mingyao was breathing, and said, "Que Rong, that is him, because he came from the insect star, he is now a black household, and he needs an ID card .can you help?"

"Uh... ID card?" Jing Mingyao showed a troubled expression, "Now it's not like 20 years ago, the household registration management is very strict..."

Xie Yanxing looked at him quietly, Jing Mingyao felt very guilty: "I mean it, I..."

"Flying geese," Que Rong suddenly turned his head and said to Xie Yanxing, "then the game that comes with the game console is only a single-map trial version? Do you need to insert a card to unlock all the games? Where do you put the game card? went?"

Xie Yanxing smiled slightly, and said cooperatively: "It seems that I forgot to take it... I don't know where I put it, maybe I have to go home and look for it?"

"Okay, I promise you." Jing Mingyao replied instantly.

Que Rong was very satisfied with his ability to bend and stretch, while Xie Yanxing was full of smiles: "Then thank you, please hurry up."

Jing Mingyao said depressedly: "What about the third thing? It can't be more difficult than getting an ID card. My ability is so much... and I can't break the law!"

"The third thing, I don't know if it's difficult or not...it's a bit difficult for me, but I don't know much about you." As he spoke, Xie Yanxing once again picked up from his Doraemon treasure chest-like backpack. He took out a box and slowly opened a small slit facing Jing Mingyao.

Seeing that the flying geese are so mysterious, Jing Mingyao thought that the box contained another high-tech product from Zombie Star, and looked over it cautiously and full of expectations, but he saw a very simple and unpretentious thing, so ordinary that he didn't even believe his own judgment. .

Jing Mingyao carefully took out the thing, looked around, knocked in his ear, and finally had to believe, "...gold bars?...a gold bar with a high purity, from the insect star?"

"Yes," Xie Yanxing nodded, "I want you to change it into cash for me."

"Oh, what should I do? It's simple." Jing Mingyao took out all the gold bars from the box indifferently, put them in his hand and roughly estimated, "About 220g, I can give you the money directly."

"Thank you. What you have in your hand is my thank you. The amount is not much, so please don't laugh at me." Xie Yanxing showed a sincere smile, and took out a box from his bag again, "The ones in this box are only It’s the gold I want to exchange for cash, about 500g, please excuse me.”

Jing Mingyao: "..."

Jing Mingyao narrowed his eyes slowly, finally showing a hint of his brother's shrewdness in his expression—but not much: "How much stock do you have in hand? How much gold reserves are there on the insect planet? It's easy to get How much gold can you ship back and forth in one trip?"

"Traveling is beyond my own control, maybe I will never go back." Xie Yanxing ruthlessly dispelled his speculative dream, "Your brother wrote a letter home, and there are a few parts of the video, add a Wechat, I will pack it and send it to you later, in which I am also on camera, your brother and I are really good friends."

"If you give me all the game cassettes, I will believe it!"

"..."

Jing Mingyao, who worked so hard to deal with one hundred thousand reincarnations, and the issue of ID card and gold was initially resolved. Xie Yanxing had lunch with Que Rong in a good mood, and then walked around the campus with him all afternoon. He took him around all corners of the entire university, and for dinner he picked Yan Xing's favorite cafeteria, and ordered all the dishes he was reluctant to try before.

The first reason why he can spend money so "generously" is because of his elder brother Xie Yanting. This time Xie Yanxing only took five kilograms of gold, which made him very unhappy. If Xie Yanxing is lucky enough to go back, he will leave again next time. At that time, Xie Yanting will definitely build a truck for Xie Yanxing to drive back to the earth;

The second benefited from the fact that there was a table next to him that might not be enough for him to eat. Xie Yanxing just bought and tasted, and all the rest could be handed over to him, which was very convenient.

People come and go in the cafeteria in a hurry, everyone pays attention to their own affairs, and foreign students are very common in the school, no student pays special attention to a "Middle Eastern mixed race" in the corner of the cafeteria is performing a wonderful food broadcast.On the contrary, there was an aunt from the cafeteria cleaning the table who passed by repeatedly, and looked at Que Rong with a subtle look from time to time, mostly marveling at how this young man could eat so well.

"The food in your cafeteria tastes pretty good." Que Rong said with satisfaction, Xie Yanxing took a sip of the hot water in the thermos, "I thought so when I first entered school, but after four years of eating..."

"It's okay, I'll make it for you tomorrow." Que Rong said with a smile, "I will try to make you eat it for 40 years without getting tired."

"40 years," Xie Yanxing repeated the time limit, paused for a few seconds, as if thinking, and suddenly asked softly, "Is it only 40 years?"

"..." Que Rong's pupils trembled slightly. He couldn't understand Yan Xing's subtle and euphemistic expression the most. He immediately showed his respect with a slight ying, and asked seriously, "Where can I buy the Biyun suit you mentioned?" ?”

Xie Yanxing: "..."

Just when Xie Yanxing was hesitating whether to tell the truth, Que Rong suddenly said: "Forget it, I'm not in a hurry today, I'll buy it tomorrow."

"Why?" Xie Yanxing asked subconsciously.

Que Rong showed a smirk that had succeeded in his tricks: "You don't want to? In a hurry? Must be today? Can't wait?"

Xie Yanxing was not a soft persimmon to be bullied by his words, he looked at him amusedly, "Qi Rong, you will suffer 'retribution' in the future for your mischief like this."

"Come, come, come!" Que Rong became excited when he heard that he would suffer "retribution".

"The retribution is that you lose tonight's supper."

Que Rong: "..."

After fighting for the right to supper for about 10 minutes, Que Rong finally explained why he wanted to buy Biyun sets tomorrow, "I checked the Internet with my mobile phone last night, and there are many models and styles, but I don't know what you want to use. Which size, so..."

"..." Xie Yanxing's cheeks were flushed, and he was very uncomfortable talking about such explicit topics in broad daylight: "So...?"

"So..." Que Rong ambiguously leaned over the dining table, leaned close to Xie Yanxing's ear, and said in a breathy voice, "I'm going to measure your wings first tonight."

"..."

Xie Yanxing closed his eyes unbearably, his ears burned completely, he gritted his teeth and said, "...you...enough is enough."

In Que Rong's dictionary, there is no such thing as stopping when enough is enough, and some can only make progress with an inch, and proudly said: "Don't let the amount go?"

"..." Xie Yanxing replied painfully, "Didn't you... measure it last night?"

"My eyes and hands are not rulers." Que Rong took it for granted.

"Your worm eyes can even be used as infrared scanning, and can be farsighted..."

"There is no ruler above the infrared ray, and there is no ruler no matter how far you can see."

"you--"

"Can you have energy?"

"..." Xie Yanxing lowered his voice angrily, "Measure, I'll get you a ruler."

In the morning of the next day, Xie Yanxing, who had thoroughly enjoyed his meal, appeared in the lecture theater, feeling uncomfortable no matter how much he sat.Shen Yize watched the movement of his buttocks driving nails, showed subtle eyes, and asked in a low voice, "Yan Xing, tell me the truth, are you the one at the top or the bottom?"

"..." Xie Yanxing didn't want to answer, but seeing his friend's pure curiosity, he still replied helplessly, "It should be the one above."

"What should it be?"

"...I haven't tried it, but there is a high probability that Rong will do the following one."

"Haven't tried it? Then you are fidgeting... hemorrhoids?"

Xie Yanxing couldn't explain that he and Que Rong explored the mysteries of mathematics for two hours last night, so he could only vaguely say: "There is nothing."

There must be something... Shen Yize looked at Xie Yanxing suspiciously, but this is a friend's privacy, so it's not easy to ask, he thought about it, and then asked curiously: "Then what is Que Rong doing at your house now? He has Working?"

"I don't have a job at the moment, and I don't need him to be so anxious to find a job. Let's have some fun and talk about it after the winter vacation." And Xie Yanxing thinks that Que Rong probably prefers to be a full-time housewife. In short, everything follows the other party's wishes.

At the end of the two classes, Xie Yanxing habitually walked to the cafeteria with Shen Yize, but at the bottom of the teaching building, he saw Que Rong who had been waiting for a long time. The other party was standing in a remote corner, avoiding the crowd as much as possible, but still conspicuous, especially The behavior of exposing both ankles outside in the winter can't be found in the whole university.

Xie Yanxing walked over quickly: "Why are you here?"

"Didn't I tell you to deliver food to you?" Que Rong shook the insulated lunch box in his hand, which they bought together in the supermarket last night.

"I want to ask, how did you find the teaching building where I am? Our school's signage is very poor, and many freshmen still can't find the place after half a semester of classes."

"Didn't you take me around the campus yesterday?" Que Rong wondered, "You also showed me the class schedule."

"You found it after looking at it once?"

"What is this? The battle map is much more difficult to memorize than this." Que Rong raised his characteristic smile again, and after pretending to be aggressive, with a little smug smile, Xie Yanxing couldn't help but also laughed, "As expected Five-star major general..."

"Xie Yan Xing, but Rong." Shen Yize suddenly appeared next to them with a resentful tone, "I don't eat actively, I have problems in my thinking, can you stop flirting like no one else during meal time? You don't want to line up for dinner, I want more... "

"Que Rong also eats in the cafeteria." Xie Yanxing handed over the meal card, "He is more curious about our cafeteria."

"He won't be curious after eating for a month." Shen Yize looked down at the insulated lunch box in Que Rong's hand, "I'm more curious about Que Rong's craftsmanship...do I have a share?"

"No." Xie Yanxing said ruthlessly.